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Joined 02-19-06, id: 993765, Profile Updated: 02-12-08
Author has written 4 stories for Naruto, and Codename: Kids Next Door.

So basically, I'm Claire Bear. I'm a procrastinator. It clearly shows through to my stories when it comes to completeing multi-chaptered works. In my head there are thousands of stories ideas. Seriously, its like a war trench. So as expected as one idea is written down...it gets shot to death by the other army of ideas. Thus, that is my new exuse as to why I never finish my stories. _ As totally lame as that is. I'm Irish. Thought I'd randomly throw that at all of ya'.

Couples I Love:

Kiba/Hinata- (Naruto)

Neji/Ten (Naruto)

Ino/Shika (Naruto)

Asuma/Kurenai (Naruto)

Anko/Kakashi (Naruto)

Raven/Beast Boy (Teen Titans)

Bee/Cyborg (Teen Titans)

Jinx/Cyborg (Teen Titans)

Jinx/Flash (Teen Titans)

Joker/Harley Quinn (Batman)

Batman/Catwoman (...Batman...)

Barbara/Robin (Batman)

Ash/Misty (Pokemon)

Winona/Wallace (Pokemon)

May/Drew (Pokemon)

Ruby/Sapphire (Pokemon)

Zuko/Mai (Avatar)

Suki/Sokka (Avatar)

Toph/Aang (Avatar)

Aang/Kataara (Avatar)

TyLee/Aang (Avatar)

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30 Kisses: Takagi and Satou by sapphirestars reviews
From the LJ challenge, 30 kisses and 30 themes for our favorite officers. New Chapter! Happy Halloween!
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,172 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/30/2013 - Published: 2/24/2006 - W. Takagi, M. Satou
Chicharong Flower: Translated by syaoran no hime reviews
NejiTen AU translation request. An epic love story can begin anywhere... even with dead pigs, burning huts, and stolen kisses.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,430 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Life's Worth? by shinigami-Reno reviews
this is for all those angst fans out there. it's not really happy...at times. not for minors, at all. full and better summary inside. This is an HPxFMA crossover
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,508 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/29/2009 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
Captain Neji and the Hidden Straits of Death by wildcatt reviews
A mysterious prisoner. A pirate lass with remarkable aim. Betrayal, bloodshed and perhaps freedom for one Neji Hyuuga, Captain of the Royal Guards. And thus, the swashbuckling adventure begins...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 83,888 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 1/6/2006
Aftermath by Animorphgirl reviews
Follows Amanda’s life after surviving Jigsaw’s trap with flashbacks to her earlier life. Coincides with the events in the movies. Finally updated!
Saw - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 50,089 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 12/27/2006
Secrets by Faisoru reviews
Kiba has accidently revealed his feelings to Hinata. She had rejected him. Now Hinata is starting to wonder if that was a mistake because she could be falling for him. KibaHina
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,625 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Kiba I., Hinata H. - Complete
Madhouse by Aurenna reviews
An indepth look at Harleen Quinzel's transition to Harley Quinn, and the development of her relationship with the Joker. Based on Mad Love. JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,670 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007 - The Joker, Harley Quinn
Another Life by Animorphgirl reviews
Starts about twenty years before the beginning of the movies, but AU. Amanda's adopted at age five by John and Jill Kramer after an exterminator finds her locked up in the room under the stairs. Chapter four is now up and Saw IV compatible!
Saw - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,758 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 4/28/2007
Falling Rain by Flamemajic reviews
Out for a long walk in a port city, Zoro gets caught by the weather. He stops at a tavern to get out of the rain, but someone else had the same idea… Zoro x Tashigi -Final Edit DONE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Zoro, Tashigi - Complete
Unexpected Hero by notesonlife reviews
Being a 'dorm mother', or slave in hell, to five elite shinobi is not an easy task, especially for Tenten. But she’s willing to do anything to become one of them, even if she has to clean up after the former members of Rookie Nine. [NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,109 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 9/21/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Amatory Adventures by Heaven'Screw reviews
[ NejiTen ] In which Tenten found herself assigned an S―Rank mission to seduce none other than Hyuuga Neji. And in which Neji found out there are definitely more things way better than training. 「Translated ver. of 好色冒険.」
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,616 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Just Hikaru by oOoIZZYoOo reviews
The graveyard felt very cold to Hikaru that night. Though he thought no one understood, he forgot that one woman had lost another as well. With his Brother gone what will become of Hikaru and the host club? How can Hikaru be a twin without a sibling?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,905 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 10/14/2006 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H. - Complete
Ravaged by NessieGG reviews
Neji and Tenten achieved their goals. 'You are only dragons, blood, and steel now.' [Dark NejiTen]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Hallelujah by 716799 reviews
[Oneshot, NejiTen] Love is not a victory march. (Her first kiss is her last, but this way, it is best.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
First and Last by NessieGG reviews
[NejiTen one shot] Their dancing can only be done in a shower of blood.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
If Loving You Is Wrong by Moonlightchic18 reviews
AU. If loving your teacher is wrong, than Angelina doesn’t want to be right. Professor Fred Weasley has trapped Angelina within a web of seduction, and she doesn’t want to be free.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,652 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/21/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Angelina J., George W.
Cutting Water by NessieGG reviews
In Tang Dynasty China, the House of Long fights to protect their way of life from the Uchiha clan. Hyuuga Neji of Japan is sent to assist them and finds a secret war, a deception to the Empress, and a woman unlike any he has known. [AU][NejiTen, SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,876 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Notes by 716799 reviews
[Complete, NejiTen] [AU] Tenten finds herself developing a strange relationship with the new guy in Homeroom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,095 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Never Alone by ItsLukasBondevik reviews
On a second Sasuke rescue attempt, Shikamaru takes his team with him once again, but this time directly into Oto to obtain the Uchiha. And, sometimes, in the life of a ninja, a sacrifice is needed. [NejiTen] [R&R Please][For Violet Marx]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/10/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
The Student Becomes The Master by love that wicked 1 reviews
Amanda got the shaft at the end of Saw III. Here's how I think it should have gone.
Saw - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
A Bump on the Head by EphemeralDreams reviews
Hitsugaya isn't going to budge from his little corner of selfpity until Rangiku hits him out of his misery. HitsuHina
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,278 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - T. Hitsugaya, M. Hinamori
Everything Spins by Twicks reviews
Kurenai contemplates things after the fact. Quick oneshot. References Part 2 of the manga.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Kurenai Y., Asuma S. - Complete
SAW: Metamorphosis by G-girls reviews
Leader, teacher, master, father....student, daughter, follower, apprentice. Lovers. A fill in the blanks fan fiction delving as deep into the characters and relationship of John and Amanda. Strong JohnAmanda elements, as well as horror and gore due to tra
Saw - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,519 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 11/3/2006
One Hundred Themes: Genius by syaoran no hime reviews
How does a mere kunoichi defeat a clan genius in a battle of his advantage? Little Tenten makes a way.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Perhaps Fate by wildcatt reviews
Ten years after they part, Tenten and Neji find themselves on opposite sides of the final battle between Leaf and Sound.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,385 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Complete
Something About You by Lilya reviews
A RenjiTatsuki story told in snapshots. They were always fighting – against each other and against the Hollows. Time goes by much too quickly to change something – or does it?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 32,059 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Renji A., Tatsuki A. - Complete
Face to Face by koswarg reviews
[ChadKarin] Karin's tough, and she always has been. But there is one thing that bothers her...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Karin K., Chad/Y. Sado - Complete
Once Upon a Time! by ravenmasteroftele reviews
Five normal people, working at five normal jobs, living their lives to the best of their abilities. BBRae, RobStar
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 35,323 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 3/2/2006 - Beast Boy, Raven
In the Blink of an Eye by fireblazie reviews
AU. He was a prince. She was a mere personal servant. They were never supposed to meet. But as we all know, fate often has other plans.. HxK.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,364 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Heiji H., Kazuha T. - Complete
Mature Intentions by NessieGG reviews
It takes a mission to show Neji that Tenten has grown up, but she learns a little herself. Part Four: 'I can't see inside you if you look away.' [NejiTen.]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,715 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Strange Attraction by pen-in-mouth reviews
A bizarre CRACK fic written for love of Team Gai. When Neji spontaneously realizes his feelings a flustered Tenten has to deal with his advances. Will she get help from all the wrong places? NEW CHAPTER: Antlered Naruto and Sasuke captured? NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,602 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Breeze of Prelude by OkashiraShinomori reviews
When a storm disrupts Nagi's plans to return to Hiwamaki, she must find another place to roost. Pokemon Champion Mikuri offers, and the winds of change beging to blow. GracefulShipping! Please read and review!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,719 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2006 - Complete
Missives in Pink by syaoran no hime reviews
Nejiten. The craziest things people do for love start at age seventeen.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,588 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Bulky, yet Enduring by Astral Leopard reviews
Renji was convinced to put Tatsuki through some fighting exercises to help her spiritual energy evolve quicker and so that Shinigami and Co. would be one person stronger in their battle against the increasing number of Hollows.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/21/2006
Birthday Presents by Cyberwolf reviews
[entry for the Fated Heaven contest] It's Tenten's birthday, and Neji tries to give her a present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Aftermath by Gladrial10 reviews
What happens when two of Arkham's doctors disagree on treatment regarding the Joker and Harley? JokerxHarley
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,969 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/3/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - The Joker, Harley Quinn - Complete
Blood Covered Stars by Fire and Sand reviews
There are a lot of obstacles in their relationship, but nothing can deter them from what they want. In the midst of another fight, as hollows surround them, finally Tatsuki realizes what it means to love a shinigami. TatsuRen. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Complete
Frithian Dreams by Nix Wolfwood reviews
Being part of another human species sometimes has its perks, take Fleur for example. But this story is not one of those cases. Katie's special traits tend to make normal things, like having a crush on a guy, difficult.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,141 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/14/2006 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Katie B., Lee J.
Forbidden Secrets by LuvFuryPassionxx0 reviews
Daniel Matthews' may have survived Jigsaw's test but his journey has just begun. Under the guidance of Amanda, he finds himself learning their ways..but at what price?
Saw - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2006 - Published: 12/24/2005
Stars and Butterflies by GraphiteHeron reviews
Inspired by the Moonbeams of Fire C2 challenge. 'We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.' Just some OOC RenjiTatsuki fluff.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Interrupted by Imaginator reviews
Isn't it strange how often Fate tries to thwart you from confessing your love? Heiji X Kazuha. Sequel to Chess. More fluff and romance alert.
Detective Conan/Case Closed - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,098 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Heiji H., Kazuha T. - Complete
Static by Seoinage reviews
With Soul Society gearing up, the leaders of Eighth Division must also do their parts. Spoilers up through manga chapter 188. Shunsui x Nanao. COMPLETE.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 26 - Published: 8/2/2005 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete
Crimson Intolerance by Manda-chan reviews
It all started with a simple taunt, but he felt the burning desire to prove her accusation wrong. A little wine never hurt anyone...right? ...She was about to see a side of him she'd never dreamed existed. CxR
Chrono Crusade - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,072 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/30/2005
Blondes Have More Fun by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. Remus was looking forward to seeing Tonks again. If only he could find her? Special appearance by Ted Tonks and Andromeda Black. COMPLETE! Ch 1 The Questions Ch 2 Adventures with cats and Muggles.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,276 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 11/12/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Twisted Fate by Heavens Wrath 15 reviews
Chap. 11 IS UP! THIS IS THE LAST CHAPTER! Bit and Leena are stuck together at the base, by themselves. Will they drive each other insane? Or will they discover love?
Zoids - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,169 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/29/2004 - Published: 4/2/2003 - Bit C., Leena T. - Complete
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Skeletons, Bloodshed, And Rainbows reviews
Who would of thought our favorite ninjas would have any time to take a break? With bickering teammates, snuggling Senseis, and down trodden sleep deprived villians, vacation might not be as joyful as thought. R&R. Ino/Shika, Neji/Ten,More R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N.
Too Late To Be Remembered, Too Early To Be A Blurr reviews
Sector V is bored out of their minds, they find themselves desperate for anything. 86 Worries If She'll Have Fun Before Dreaded Thirteen.362 Is Frustrated at a grinning Military Lover, and Stupid Teens still seem to think they're ninjas. 3/4 others
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,671 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4, Kuki S./Numbuh 3
The Butterflies Remorse reviews
Chouji Akimichi was like a butterfly. He always fluttered about from one spot to another looking for a place to where he would belong. He fluttered here and there hoping to find that one place where he would not be rejected and where he would be accepted
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Chōji A. - Complete
Party Plans & Birthday Surprises reviews
It's nearing Hinata's Birthday & Her father plans a ball as her gift...sorta. But his plans spark more than usual. The ball & events ahead lead to romances & friendships that become a bit 'too' friendly R&R[Discontinued]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,992 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I.