Author has written 19 stories for Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, X-overs, Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Bleach, and Death Note.
Location: New York
Species: I would prefer it be kept a secret. We Shape-Shifters get all sorts of racism. ...Crap. Well anyway, now that I've gone and tripped over my own eagle wing, a Shape-Shifter can change at any time from their birth species to any species, race, or animal. This includes mythological creatures. I can still retain some shred of mystery, though, by withholding the details of my birth species.
Height: around 5’ 6
Hair color: bright blue, knee-length
Eye color: gray-blue (all of the above refer to my preferred human form)
Favorite Colors: indigo, light purple, ice blue, turquoise, midnight blue
Favorite series (favorite characters): Naruto (Sasuke, Sakura, Hinata, Ino, Kisame, Minato, Jiraiya), Bleach (Rukia, Uryu, Momo, Yoruichi, Soifon, Urahara, Renji, Yachiru, Neliel, Stark, Grimmjow), Fullmetal Alchemist (Roy, Riza, Envy, Ed), Sailor Moon (Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Neptune, Naru), Yu-Gi-Oh (Atem, Jonouchi, Anzu, Kaiba, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik, Mana), Claymore (Helen, Deneve, Dietrich, Miria, Isley), Harry Potter (Hermione, Ginny, Neville, Luna, Lupin, Sirius, Tonks), The Inheritance Cycle (Murtagh, Angela), The Lord of the Rings (Sam, Merry, Aragorn, Eowyn, Gandalf the White), The Hobbit (Thorin, Gandalf the Grey), anything by Tamora Pierce, Star Wars (Anakin, Padme, Obi-Wan, Darth Vader, Han, Leia), Pirates of the Caribbean (Jack, Will, Norrington, Davy Jones), Ocean's Eleven.
"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup." -bumper sticker (all the good quotes always seem to come from those...)
“‘Well, your moms are just upset, they're probably all on their periods or something.’
“When life gives you lemons, look at them briefly and go back to your ice cream.” –Michelle.
“Every other elf and I could use magic to satisfy our desires—and some do—but then what meaning is there in life? How would you fill your time?” –Rhunön, Eldest
“So this is how liberty dies . . . with thunderous applause,” –Padme, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
“Carpe carpem! Sieze the carp!” –Katrina, Empress of the World by Sara Ryan
“Who's more foolish- the fool, or the fool who follows him?” –Obi-Wan/Ben, Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope
“Now did the Lord say, “First thou pullest the Holy Pin. Then thou must count to three. Three shall be the number of the counting and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedeth to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the number of the counting, be reached, then lobbest thou the Holy Hand Grenade in the direction of thine foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” –Monty Python, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Me: (flipping through Latin textbook and finding a page of graffiti found in Pompeii)“Hey James, look at page 153. Read the fourth one.”
"He sees you when you're sleeping. . . he knows if you'e awake. . . he knows if you've been bad or good because SANTA'S A STALKER." –Me
"'Oh my God, you're afraid of balloon rides, aren't you?'
"If all the world is a stage, I want a speaking role." -Evan
"I guess I'll just have to embrace my love for My Little Pony..." -James
"In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming." -The Call of Cthulhu, H.P. Lovecraft
Status of my fics:
Always Been There: oneshot, complete
And I Will Assume That Mantle: oneshot, complete
Bar Stories: What the Hell Just Happened?: Discontinued.
Bothering Alagaesia: chapter 42 up.
Brutality: oneshot, complete (Companionfic with Futility)
Dancing Through Her Thoughts: oneshot, complete
Futility: oneshot, complete (Companionfic with Brutality)
Gone: oneshot, complete
Ice Witch: chapter 13 up.
Shur'tugalar abr Zar'roc: complete
Silver Blade I: Three Lives Connect: complete
Silver Blade II: Across A Tear-Streaked Sky: complete
Silver Blade III: The End of an Era: chapter 9 up.
Slowly the Snow Falls: oneshot, complete
The Essential Guide to Eragon Mary-Sue: Discontinued.
The Rider of Amestris: chapter 11 up.
30 Ways to Misuse Zar’roc: oneshot, complete
What Went Wrong: oneshot, complete
Why Shinobi Shouldn't Read Fanfiction: chapter 10 up.
A note on my writing: Back when I first started writing, my grammatical skills weren't exactly up to snuff. This means that earlier chapters of long-running stories may be full of mistakes. These days, I'm pretty pissed at myself if I see even one of my commas out of place. However, I have a strict policy against changing chapters unless for formatting reasons, such as italics and paragraph spacing and the like. So please, if you see me chewing out your favorite author for their grammar, don't read the first chapter of Bothering Alagaesia and come back at me with "well your grammar isn't so hot either!" It wasn't then, but it is now, and that is the way it will stay. Am I stupidly sentimental? Will is deter new readers? Maybe. Do I really seem like the kind of person who writes for a review count?
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