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Joined 02-21-06, id: 994789, Profile Updated: 07-08-12
Author has written 4 stories for Xiaolin Showdown, Simpsons, and Harry Potter.

My name is Lorna and I'm 19 years old. I want to be an author.

Likes: Music, writing, reading, walking (as long as I have my ipod), my ipod

Dislikes: Justin Beiber, Lady Gaga, JLS and other charts music

Favourite Bands: Fall Out Boy, The Horrors, Taking Back Sunday, Nine Inch Nails, Paramore, The Birthday Massacre, Jack Off Jill, Scarling, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nirvana, Flyleaf, Evanescence

Favourite Songs:Fall Out Boy- all, but mostly 27, w.a.m.s., West Coast Smoker, The Carpal Tunnel of Love, Fame- Infamy, Sending Postcards from a Planecrash

The Horrors- Sheena is a Parasite, She is the New Thing, Death at the Chapel, Scarlet Fields, Primary Colours, Sea Within a Sea, New Ice Age, Still Life, Endless Blue

Taking Back Sunday- What's it Feel Like to be a Ghost?, Miami, I'll Let You Live, My Blue Heaven, Capital M-E, Cut Me Up Jenny, Everything Must Go, There's No 'I' in Team, The Blue Channel, Ghost Man on Third

Nine Inch Nails- Survivalism, I Do Not Want This, Reptile, Hurt, Right Where it Belongs, Somewhat Damaged, Only, Getting Smaller, Every Day is Exactly the Same, Meet Your Master, The Great Destroyer, Zero Sum, My Violent Heart

Paramore- Emergency, Here We Go Again, Ignorance, Playing God, Turn It Off, Brick By Boring Brick, Misguided Ghosts, For a Pessimist I'm Pretty Optimistic, When It Rains, Fences

The Birthday Massacre- Pale, Midnight, In The Dark, Looking Glass, Control, Sideways, Sleepwalking, Pins and Needles, Kill the Lights, Secret, Goodnight, To Die For, Science

Jack Off Jill- My Cat, Hypocrite, Girlscout, Author Unknown, Nazi Halo, Vivica, Star No Star, Poor Impulse Control, Swollen, Devil with the Black Dress On, Bruises are Back in Style, Boy Grinder

Scarling- Broken Record, Band Aid Covers the Bullet Hole, Baby Dracula, Like a Killer, In the Pretend World, (Northbound on) Cahuenga, City Noise

Mindless Self Indulgence- Evening Wear, Lights Out, Revenge, Animal, Due, Mark David Chapman, Bite Your Rhymes, 1989, You'll Rebel to Anything, What Do They Know, Wack!

Nirvana: Big Long Now, The Man Who Sold the World, Francis Farmer Will Have Her Revenge, Come As You Are, You Know You're Right, Lounge Act

Flyleaf: Red Sam, I'm So Sick, The Kind, Again, Swept Away, Circle, Have We Lost, Who Am I, Justice and Mercy

Evanescence: Haunted, Tourniquet, Imaginary, Sweet Sacrifice, Weight of the World, Lithium, The Only One, End of the Dream, Oceans, New Way to Bleed

Favourite Books: All Stephen King books but mainly Lisey's Story, Firestarter, 'Salem's Lot, The Stand, Bag of Bones, The Shining, The Green Mile, Shawshank Redemption, The Mist, The Dark Tower. Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling, Judas Child by Carol O'Connell, The Book Thief by Markus Zusak, Watership Down by Richard Adams, Northern Lights by Phillip Pullman, To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee, The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal and Hannibal Rising by Thomas Harris, The hunger Games series by Suzanne Collins, The Passage by Justin Cronin

Favourite Films: The Green Mile, The Shining, Pet Semetary, Misery, The Mist, Shawshank Redemption, The Exorcist, Get Him to the Greek, The Simpsons Movie, Harry Potter, Fight Club, Watership Down, The Golden Compass, Alice in Wonderland (Disney), The Lion King 1 and 2, Sweeney Todd, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Red Dragon, Tangled, The Hunger Games

Favourite TV Programmes: Doctor Who, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, House m.d., Scrubs, Red Dwarf, Come Dine with Me, The IT Crowd, the Inbetweeners, Russell Brand's Ponderland, Peep Show

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A Day In the Life of Lord Voldemort by ForeverLily reviews
Re-written!2nd chap is the origial.Have you ever wondered what Voldemort does when he's not plotting world domination?Includes puppies, Disco, Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants, and kareoke! sorry about spelling. I DON'T OWN HARRY POTTER.JKR does.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 3/18/2009 - Voldemort - Complete
Odd One by silverbells92 reviews
H/L: She is a very interesting person and she doesn't even have to try. Doesn't even have to say a word.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,164 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
My Beautiful by thewolfinskarro reviews
As Raimundo sits and enjoys the rain, Kimiko watches him, and reflects on his inner and outer beauty. RxK. Twoshot. Edit: Chapter 3 is in Raimundo's POV. Disclamer: I don't own XS -sadly-
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Dagger of Souls by xsfreak0x reviews
Jack Spicer kills Kimiko with an unknown Shen Gong Wu that steals her soul. When Raimundo finds out that if he kills Jack with It, Kimiko will be brought back to life. Will Rai be able to save Kimiko or will she be trapped with Jack forever? RaixKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,710 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Kimiko, Raimundo
Thank You by hexterah reviews
Lisey's Story & Bag of Bones // Mike Noonan takes Kyra to a diner one day and comes across a woman going through something that's all too familiar to him. One-poster/short story. Written: 11/28/07
Lisey's Story - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Complete
Porcelain Doll by Misery's Valentine reviews
From the beginning to the end, Wuya has never had the life of a normal girl. Betrayals, infidelities, lost loves, certain witchburning fathers, and you can't forget her downfall. ON HIATUS
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006 - Wuya
Firedancer, My Eternal Flame by xToXiCxFaIrYxEnVy reviews
Chase finds Kimiko slumped over the Sapphire Dragon and takes her to his lair. What will happen when she wakes up? Is there a little love in the air? ChaseXKimiko.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 5/10/2006
The End Has Come by xToXiCxFaIrYxEnVy reviews
Betrayed by Vixtra the Xiaolin Warriors must prepare for the upcoming war. But will they be able to free Omi from Chase's clutches before it's too late....? [Sequal to The End Is Near]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,040 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/22/2008 - Published: 10/28/2007
A Trick Of Fate by xToXiCxFaIrYxEnVy reviews
When a trick of fate occurs it brings Kimiko and Raimundo's relationship together, but it also changes their lives forever....
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,661 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006
The End Is Near by xToXiCxFaIrYxEnVy reviews
When Wuya takes Omis soul and a war threatens to begin new warriors are called in to help. Will they ever get Omi back? As they go spiralling down a path of friendship and betrayal, there are events that bring them closer...and events that tear them apart
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,700 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Complete
Family Ties by sentimentalvalue reviews
SEQUEL TO SEEMINGLY INNOCENT! Nine months after her capture, Ember's prison sentence has been increased. Desperate to save her, Raimundo sets out to find the only person capable of helping: her infamous, thieving sister...COMPLETE!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Raimundo - Complete
Unstoppable by sentimentalvalue reviews
Jack decides to take on an apprentice. With her help they're practically unstoppable, untill Chase Young comes into the picture and everything gets turned upside down. And then there's the spiders...LOTS of twists. [COMPLETE! And there's a the sequal too!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 28 - Words: 31,800 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Jack - Complete
Always and Forever, Yours by r3dmasquerade7 reviews
After trying to locate a new shengongwu, Raimundo and Kimiko get lost. They end up staying in a old cabin in the middle of nowhere. Through ups and downs, things start to heat up but what are their real motives... [raikim][FINISHED]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,916 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/9/2006 - Published: 6/8/2005 - Kimiko, Raimundo - Complete
You Are The One by senny-wenny reviews
[Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch Pure][Summary Inside][OneShot][I dont own the song either. haha :P]
Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
True Torture by KokkoryuhaFox reviews
JackRai. Being captured isn't fun and games. Not like this.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
The Ending by Kaleidoscope Dodgson reviews
What if the Doctor had been solid? A new ending to 'Doomsday'. Spoilers for 'Army of Ghosts' and 'Doomsday.' 10/Rose. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Complete
Seemingly Innocent by sentimentalvalue reviews
A girl shows up at the temple one night asking to be hidden. But when her secret comes out the lives of the monks could never be the same. RaiOC with a really BIG twist.[COMPLETE!]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,120 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Raimundo - Complete
Morning Meltdowns by Emily the Ice Queen reviews
She opened her eyes to a sight that was clearly not her room. what in the world? Oneshot, RaiXKim pure fluff. The sequel to all in a winters day.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,338 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
Red Roses by shel-shel reviews
Kimiko gets her heart broken by the one person she loves. Then leaves the temple, to kill herself. But some one stops her. Who is it? Read and find out.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/23/2006 - Published: 11/30/2005 - Complete
Forever More by shel-shel reviews
Rai plays a nasty trick on Kimiko. Who will her date be? Will she fall in love for him? JackXkimiko
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,019 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 2/18/2006
Love Hurts by xToXiCxFaIrYxEnVy reviews
Kimiko notices that Raimundo is going all quiet and wierd. Kimiko is concerned and it makes her go wierd aswell. Do the so called SuperHeroes have anything to do with it? And are they responsible for the dissapearance of Kimiko....? RaiXKim fin
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,201 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Raimundo, Kimiko - Complete
To Flicker Dim and Die by FuckMePumps reviews
[AU, WuyaXRai, oneshot] Set during when Raimundo tells Wuya that 'he needs friends.' What if instead of giving him rock people to play with, the beautiful, manipulative sorceress gives her charming, naive apprentice a different answer to his question? R&R
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,805 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Wuya, Raimundo - Complete
Recollections of the Past and Present by UneBellePirouette reviews
Raimundo finds his past unraveling and colliding with the present. There is an unseen enemy lurking in the corners of his mind, threatening his sanity. Distrust runs rampant, and an unfortunate premonition is just the beginning. Rai centric.
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,455 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/15/2006 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Raimundo, Kimiko
Come Back by firekid44 reviews
Kimiko is sitting on her bed, remembering the pst. But will she accept it?
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Kimiko
Fear by Elycat reviews
By day he lives with no regrets, and yet in dreams they torment him...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Complete
Ghost Story by Misery's Valentine reviews
They say if you're lucky, you might get to see the ghost of 'IIDD'. Sister story of All Hallow's Eve. ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/8/2006 - Raimundo - Complete
All Hallow's Eve by Misery's Valentine reviews
They say she only comes out at midnight on All Hallow's Eve, looking for her lost lover. Sequel to Dearly Beloved. ONESHOT
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Kimiko - Complete
Hide and Seek by slothchild reviews
In the dead of the night, when the moon is full & the stars are shining, no matter how much you hide, some things just have to happen. But perhaps, by some miraculous chance, tonight, luck will be on your side. If not, at least love will be. Trilogy Ender
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2006
Reach for the light Rai! by Elemental-Zer0 reviews
Raimundo's soul has been trapped inside his own mind and only he can find the way out using his inner light, only problem is he can't find it...Can Kimiko help him find his true light, or will it be too late to save his soul...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,088 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/1/2005 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Complete
All in a Winter's Day by Emily the Ice Queen reviews
The snow is falling outside, but on the temple grounds things are really heating up between our favorite couple. oneshot RaiKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Complete
Fanning the Flames by Silverflare07 reviews
The Bracelet of Aikou love has just revealed itself. Unfortunately, during battle, Kimiko accidentally activates it, turning Raimundo into a love struck fool. This wasn’t quite what Master Fung had in mind when he said fan the flames...
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,679 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 9/18/2005
Something Blue by KDN89 reviews
This takes right after Episode 3x02 The Bird of Paradise. How you look can reveal what you like. But sometimes it can also reveal who you love...[RaixKim, COMPLETED]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,261 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/21/2005 - Published: 10/6/2005 - Complete
Keep With Me Kimiko by mushroom1302 reviews
Sequel to 'Remember me Rai Nightmares bring flashes from someone else's death and half a year after Wuya's death, the guilt is still haunting Kimiko and testing hers and Raimundo's relationship. Fin
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,910 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/16/2005 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Complete
Xiaolin Murder by Misery's Valentine reviews
Someone is jealous of the dragons and kills them off one by one. Can the remaining dragon figure out who it is and stop them before it's too late? COMPLETED
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,998 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/6/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Omi, Master Fung - Complete
A True Fairytale by r3dmasquerade7 reviews
Its been 5 years, and looking back at the past, you start wishing things would have been different. Wish things played out as you expected. Wish it played out as your true fairytale...[raikim] [oneshot]
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Raimundo - Complete
Good Bye Rai by Kosmic reviews
A one shot chapter. Rai dies can Kim go on with her life? fixed
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Complete
Remember Me Rai? by mushroom1302 reviews
He doesn't remember how he got there. He can't remember his name. All he can remember is being tortured and people whispering the same name in his head. But who is 'Kimiko' Fin
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,850 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/15/2005 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Complete
Painful love by DerryBabe reviews
Just a lil something I wrote about Raimundo and his past & why he betrays the temple! R&R Chapter three now up!
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
Telling Lies by kippersvindaloo reviews
A late-night conversation in the bunk room
Red Dwarf - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/14/2005
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Cold Wind Blows reviews
After Raimundo was appointed Shoku Warrior, he was sent away to war and never seen again. His friends can either accept this fate and replace him or refuse it and set out to find out what became of the Xiaolin Dragon of the Wind. RaiXKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 99,427 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/12/2012 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Raimundo, Kimiko
The New Teacher
Hogwarts has hired a new teacher and there are a few rhumors flying around super short
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Published: 3/23/2012 - Complete
What If? reviews
Lisa reflects on all the aspects of her life and how it would affect her if they were different
Simpsons - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Lisa S. - Complete
Blood Red reviews
Innocent people are being murdered because of something the Xiaolin Warriors have done, but they don't know why. Can they find out who is committing the murders and why before the monks become the next victim? Rated just in case :/ Slight RaiXKim
Xiaolin Showdown - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,861 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Complete
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