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Joined 02-21-06, id: 995050, Profile Updated: 05-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Berserk, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Ninja Turtles, and Django Unchained.

I notice that over time, the hit count on these stories climbs drastically, while the review count never increases.

So, unless I have one or two very devoted fans who re-read these stories over and over and over and over again, you people are reading and not writing back. No fair!

Review for me, guys. It makes me excited to write/post more.

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Stories reviews
Dr. Schultz has a question. Mild slash warning.
Django Unchained - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2013 - Django F., Dr. Schultz - Complete
Not My Thing reviews
Donatello hates to rock the boat, but he has some news to share. Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,381 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2010
A Funny Thing Happened reviews
A short Joker/Batman incident. Oneshot. R/R!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Soft reviews
I don’t really like taking women to bed... they feel soft and formless, like the underbelly of a giant worm. Guts/Caska pairing, pre-eclipse.
Berserk - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/26/2008
Induction reviews
When Elizabeth shows up to the Brethren Court with Sao Feng's pendant, she is told that being named a Pirate Lord requires more than just possessing a piece of eight... Elizabeth Barbossa pairing. Mind the rating.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,091 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Elizabeth S., Hector B. - Complete
Consolation Prize reviews
In the cave at the end of CotBP, Elizabeth speaks up and Will doesn't immediately drop the medallion in the chest. That leaves TWO pirates awaiting their hanging... and Elizabeth spends the night with one of them. NOW COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,332 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007
Take reviews
B,E. They meet up in Tortuga for another one night stand. If you have tender sensibilities, check the rating and take it to heart.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,779 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2007 - Published: 3/29/2007
Payment reviews
Tia Dalma doesn't resurrect people for free, and the price she exacts is nothing that children need to read about. Rating, people. Check it.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,358 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Complete
Want reviews
Takes place during CotBP, when Elizabeth is cowering in the cabin after seeing the skeletons. Barbossa returns and offers a deal... Only mildly dark and barely squicky. RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete