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Hi my name is Tad, King of all other Tads.

I really like writing, just not for class

I guess i'll tell u about myself, I live in the USA

My Books are all of the LOTR and HP books and also Eragon and Eldest

My Movies are Monty Python and the Holy Grail, all of the LOTR and HP movies, all of the Star Trek and Star Wars movies, no i don't go to conventions lol

~92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.~

Anyway, i probably will only write HP fics, but i might branch out and do more

Action/Adventure is in my ballpark and I have a lot of great action ideas, but not too corny like some stories where Harry gets to be like god or somthing, I hope ya'll like my stories

Ok, here is my take on the romance in Harry Potter, be it canon or fanfiction. My absloute favorite ship is Harry/Hermione, not necissarily because they are ment to be, but because I like slightly nerdy bookworms too. Harry is great for her because she doesn't have alot of friends and Ron is just too assholeish to her for them to work. My second favorite ship is Neville/Luna, need I explain. Third, Ron/Lavender, they are ment to be, he's shallow and she's superficial. Theres nothing wrong with either of these, but they tend to attract to eachother. Now for my least favorite ships, dun dun dun. Harry/Ginny... not only do I not like the way that JKR has made Ginny starstruck with Harry, but I have a personal vendetta against redheads (Ex-girlfriend). I'll read it if it's well written, but most of them are crap. Second, Ron/Hermione... ok, I know that most people on fanfiction are nerdy and don't have the best dating lifes, so let me, a semi-professional womanizer, tell you once and for all. IF YOU ARGUE EVERYOTHER DAMN DAY, THEN YOU ARE MOST DEFINATELY NOT FLIRTING. Might have some built up sexual tension, but there is no possibility of a love greater then the bro/sis kind between two people. My thind least favortie is McGonagall/Dumbledore... seriously people, think about it, she's like 70 or 80, Dumbledore is 150, he had to be 70 or 80 when she was born. If they get together, then it's like getting together with an old grandpa. It's just not right. Same thing goes for Harry/McGonagall or (insert random young wizard here)/McGonagall.

"Mr. Black to you, family and friends call me Simon." He replied, then winked at Tonks, "The ladies call me El Guapo Negro, the good looking Black."
"She's your cousin!" Hermione gasped, speaking up for the first time.
"Meh... She's a pureblood and I'm from the South, it could be worse. I know a guy who knocked up his sister. I'm just kidding though." He shot her a grin and snapped his fingers for his new signature effect. ~ Simon Black (Harry Potter), 'The Next Great Adventure' by The-Caitiff

“Aww, how adorable.”

Harry and Hermione whipped around to see Ron staring at the two animals.

“Was that you?” Harry asked incredulously. The blush creeping up Ron’s neck was the only answer they needed. ~ 'Second Chances' by Irish Valkyrie

"Chill, Padfoot. Um, guys, what were you planning on doing about this secret admirer? I mean she doesn't exist and Snape will be looking for her in the halls." A look of horror came to Sirius' face at these words.

"You will NOT turn me into a girl again! EVER!"

"No worries mate, we'll only do it when we have to." James replied. "But Moony is right, we are going to have to do something..."

Snape rushed back to his dormitory, leaping and jumping and wanting to sing with pleasure. He had just met the girl that he knew he was destined to marry. His one, his only, his darling... ~ 'The Stuff of Legend' by The Phoenix Queen

"PADFOOT!" James said, standing up, annoyed beyond belief. "You are a three year old! Go get a girlfriend."

Sirius cocked his head at James and said, "I've had plenty of girlfriends. One of them even colored in coloring books with me. She was my favorite," he whispered.~ 'The Man Diary' by Eternal Love LJ

“Well, that’s a load off not having to worry about the in-laws then, eh?” Ron provided with a smirk.

“Yeah,” Harry returned in a distracted voice, from Hermione’s guess still thinking about Jake and Miranda and how far he had come with them in the last year.

“Can’t imagine my mum would be at all thrilled if I owled her today and told her that I was going to marry some girl, even if it was a girl like Hermione. Just would not go over well at all in our house. Mum would probably assume I’d knocked her up or—” Ron suddenly stopped and shot a look over at Harry, a look that went from shocked to… one of mounting fury.

Harry… you didn’t—” ~'Vox Corporis' by MissAnnThropic

Granger sat on the edge of his desk, shoving aside several—thankfully stoppered—potions with her hip before leaning down toward him. Her blouse gaped open in a fashion most shocking… What the hell were Potter and Weasley thinking? It was well rumored that the two little homos hadn’t even snogged Ms. Granger, much less wrapped their hands around the two melons staring Severus in the face at the moment. Youth really was wasted on the young. ~ 'Shampoo' by Cheryl Dyson

Also,He felt completely inadequate compared to the Dark Lord’s knowledge and skill. He doubted he could best him in a duel. It just didn’t seem like he had enough time to get as skilled as the Dark Lord.

“What about a time-delayed temporary shrinking charm on a couple dozen watermelons?” Tonks suggested. “We could shrink them down, convince him that they’re watermelon flavored tic-tacs, and boom!” ~ 'The Power Snivellus Knows Not' by nonjon

“Which one; Padma or Parvati?” asked Hermione.

“The twins - both of them,” Harry knew that it would be doubtful to bag both witches at the same time, but he also believed that they would be the only way to alleviate Ron’s predicament. Harry knew, just as every man knows, the sun seems to shine a little brighter when twins are involved. ~'Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor' by cloneserpents

"What do you have there Mate?" Ron asked.

"Early Christmas presant for you," Harry replied. "What's the thing you want most in the world?"

"Pictures of Snape and Malfoy being tortured to death?" Ron answered immediately.

"Well here you are," Harry said grandly as he presented the picture.

"Thanks Harry," Ron said. "I . . . I don't know what to say." Ron was almost in tears. "This is the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me."

"No problem Ron, what are friends for." Harry pulled out a quill and began to write. ~ 'Pen Pals' Rorschach's Blot

Who ever said ‘sticks and stones may brake my bones but words will never hurt me’ must have lived in a cave all their life. Idiot had no idea what he was talking about. - Time,Interrupted

God created dinosaurs, God kills dinosaurs, God creates man, man destroys God and man creates dinosaurs…” Jurassic Park

“It says it’s for Harry, Molly,” said Sirius.

“So unless if Sirius mistaken,” said Rapticon Sr., tilting his head to read the card, “Your twins are sending a –” he glanced at the twins and back at the box, “- Choco-box of Loco-Love to Harry,” he said, reading the tagline that was written across the lid.

The sound of footsteps came from behind and when the twins wheeled around, Ron and Ginny were walking towards the spot but stopped at the sight of the gathering in front of the drawing room door.

“Hey,” said Ron, “What’s up - ?”

Ron desisted when his eyes traveled to the box of chocolates in Fred’s arms. He then turned to his mum’s stunned face to Sirius’ and Rapticon Sr.’s amused looks, to the “For Harry” carry and finally, as they moved into Ron’s line of sight, Harry and Hermione. Seeing this, Ron’s eyes widened and face palmed.

“Not again,” he muttered.

Fred and George shot a look at their mum who was astounded as ever. A gush of panic came about in their insides making George instantly blurt out.

“I tried to stop him, mum!” he said, taking a step backward, pointing at Fred.

“What?!” Fred turned to George, aghast.

“He was mad, I tell you!” George proclaimed, ignoring Fred. “I – I tried to stop him but he was like ‘I have to give the chocolates, George! I can’t stop thinking about him!’ and I was like – ‘Don’t go there, Fred! Harry is only seventeen!’ and he retorted – mind you, with a fervor of a thousand fire foxes – ‘He’s of age, George! He is off age!’ So I tried to stop him and we were running, running, running and –”


Fred smacked George at the temple to shut him up. ~ Harry Potter Harry & Hermione Fluff Collection (Chapter 33)

Stargate Atlantis:

“Your bodies all underwent significant strain Doctor Beckett. We were able to run some tests while you were all out, and while you are recovering now, it will probably take several days to regain your strength. When those bracelets came off, all of you experienced…” She trailed off, her cheeks turning bright red.

Sighing, he finally relaxed and stopped fighting. What kind of doctor would he be if he resisted the advice of his own staff? “ Aye, Luv, I know what happened. No need to go into great detail.” He felt a blush staining his own cheeks.

Apparently all four of them had been put in the same room for observation, although Carson hadn’t noticed before. Leave it to Ronon to make this worse than it absolutely had to be. “Best orgasm of my life.”

Groaning, Carson buried his head in his pillow as best he could, and heard the echoes of two other groans from the opposite side of the room. “Ronon, I hope some day a large, hairy animal with enormous teeth gets you.” ~ Ties that Bind

Harry to Hermione:

“You’ll be fine, trust me. You could probably take your OWLs today, your NEWTS tomorrow, and graduate Hogwarts by the weekend.”~The Lie I've Lived

Harry talking to McGonagall

Harry didn’t know what to say. He had no idea that this might happen. He was never even a prefect. He then remembered that neither was his dad. He stood still for a while.

Finally Ron said, “Do you want me to enervate you?” He looked at Harry with a concerned look on his face.

“Why?” asked Harry.

“Because you look stunned,” replied Ron and broke up laughing.

Hermione groaned. “Ron!” she asked, “just how long have you been waiting for the opportunity to use that one?” ~ Harry Poter and the Story by Dad

“Please Headmaster, for tonight, I’m Harry and he’s Sirius.”

Sirius noticed Harry slinking away and slapped him hard on the shoulder in a friendly gesture, while adding, “But unless you count his back, he’s not really hairy. And I am rarely serious.”

“Oof,” Harry groaned, partly from the smack and partly from Sirius’ line. “Can’t you not crack a name joke, just once?”

Albus’ eyes were twinkling as he added, “If it makes you feel any better, I’ve never been more than two-thirds bus. Further proof there really is no truth in advertising.”

Jimmy, Harry, and Sirius all turned towards the Headmaster in silent disbelief. ~A Black Comedy by nonjon

Mrs. Weasley served them a chocolate cake for dessert, and Harry enjoyed his one slice and politely begged off from a second piece. While Mrs. Weasley didn’t exactly look pleased she acquiesced and said, “I have a week to fatten you up dear.”

Harry chuckled and asked, “You don’t plan on taking me out back for slaughter do you?” ~ Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire by Mathiasgranger

“I’ve faced Death Eaters. I’ve faced Voldemort. I’ve even injected myself with poison to come back in time. I can face a dentist.” ~ The Time Meddlers by witowsmp

Ron wasn’t speaking to Harry, but he didn’t actually notice until it was pointed out to him by Ginny at dinner the next day.

“That prat thinks you should’ve told him how you were entering the Tournament.”

“Why?” asked Harry. “I figure that every cheater has to come up with his own method.”

“We quite agree,” said George from behind him.

“We didn’t give Ronnikins our aging potion, either,” said Fred. ~ witowsmp

"Yeah, I believe him. But I told him he should also tell Hermione that he fancies her. I said he had a week to tell her or else I'd tell Hermione."

"Ron!" Ginny laughed. "You did not!"

"I did," Ron grinned wickedly. "Oh, come on! You know as well as I do they fancy one another. They think the other will say no and make it all weird between them, but it won't happen."

"You think he'll tell her in time?" said Ginny, looking pensive.

"Dunno, but it'll be a fun week if he doesn't."

"This present so many opportunities . . . ." Ginny started with a mischievious glint in her eye. "What do you think? Should I pretend to fancy Harry again, throw myself at him?"

Ron nearly choked on the juice he was drinking.

--Same Story as above

"We fell asleep studying!" said Harry in protest. "It's not like you and I haven't fallen asleep in the Common Room while studying late."

"Yeah, but I don't curl up against you like Hermione did last night," Ron pointed out.

"Only because I pushed you away when you did," Harry smirked.


"You were totally all over me when we pulled an all-nighter for that last Potions test."

"What, afraid of a little snog with your best mate?" Ron grinned, shifting next to Harry and clapping a hand around Harry's shoulders.

"Like you and Seamus last Hogsmeade visit?" said Harry, grinning wickedly.

Ron flushed horribly as he stared daggers at Harry. "I WAS DRUNK AND IT WAS A DARE!" he roared. From across the Common Room, their study group looked up at Ron's outburst. Very curious looks at Ron's outburst. If possible, Ron's face reddened even more. ~ Seven Days by Noctis

Luna smiled dreamily at Harry. “I wanted to volunteer to be the Count’s Insane Henchwitch.”

“What?” The question came from half the room including Harry.

“Well, Grindelwald had Christine and Voldemort had Bellatrix, so the Count (meaning Harry) can have Luna,” Luna answered with a happy grin.

“Would that make her a Luna-tic?” Al asked his brother in a mock whisper the whole room heard.

“Albus, don’t make me hurt you,” Luna replied in a happy voice. “At least, not before we have a safe word.” ~ Balanced Destinies by Dobby Elf Lord

I highly recommend heavy doses of Saturday Night Live and Monty Python when recovering from Dementors.~ Harry Potter, Mercenary by DobbyElfLord

Dumbledore nodded, then look at Snape. “Severus.”

“Five points from Gryffindor, Miss Granger, for pointing out our obvious flaws!”

“Another five points from Gryffindor for being a ‘know-it-all’!” Umbridge added, before turning to McGonagall. “Minerva?”

“One hundred points to Gryffindor, Miss Granger.” The old Scotswoman said proudly. “For an outstanding idea, and another ten points to Gryffindor, Mr. Potter, for dressing so smartly today.”

Again, Hermione preened, while Harry chuckled. “Sometimes, I wonder about you lot, I really do...” ~ The Real Us by Seel'vor

Hedwig and the other owls that had patrolled the skies of Little Wizarding and Windsor had been given specific instructions concerning the capture of the silver-pawed rat…he was to be captured alive. Harry’s familiar had followed those orders once, and where had that led? The rat was captured, released, and allowed to attack her human again. So this time….

Had she ever been asked, Hedwig might have been forced to admit that she had swept down on Wormtail just a little too fast, and dug her talons into her prey just a little too hard. And banging the vermin’s head against the ground until its neck broke?

The owl shook her head, and would have smiled if she could. Her human companion was so silly, to think that he didn’t need her around to keep him safe! ~ Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall

As the students were filing out, Madame Pomphrey walked up to the staff table. “Professor Flamel? If you or anyone else was wishing to see the birth of an abomination of life, we’re doing it now.” The school’s healer then left and went back to her ward.

Nicholas jumped out of his seat in excitement and was clapping his hands joyfully.

Hermione had Tonks’s attention and asked, “Professor Flamel? Why are you so excited?”

“Professor Granger, I have lived over six centuries. And in that time, I have seen puppies born, I have seen cesarean sections, and I have even seen men pregnant. But I am quite sure I have never seen a man receive a cesarean section while giving birth to a puppy.” ~ Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon

“Is Professor Granger one of them?” a girl asked.

Harry paused and thought about the best way to answer this one. “Hermione is probably my best friend, and certainly beautiful. But I’m pretty sure last I heard she was seeing Professor Flamel.”

“What!” a seventh year boy named Evan Morgan yelled. “He’s old enough to be her…” he seemed to be doing some high level mathematics in his head. “…ancestor.” ~ The Untitled Cheekquel Project by nonjon

His eyes fell back to the picture of Ginny and himself on the desk and Harry’s heart stopped beating for one full second. The man in the picture looked exactly like he did and the woman looked very similar to Ginny. The only problem was that it wasn’t Harry and Ginny snuggling in the picture. It was Harry’s mum and dad, Lily and James. Harry broke out in a cold sweat as a sudden realization dawned upon him:

Ginny looks like my mum!

He’d lusted after a girl who physically reminded him of his mother! ~ Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents (Warning, a very... lets say racy, story)

“Oh, God,” Ginny cried into her hands. “I’m dead! I’m dead! I’m dead!”

“Don’t be so melodramatic, Gin-Gin,” Harry said in a calm and soothing voice. “Sure your folks’ll be mad, at first. But you’re their little girl and they love you. Hell, it’s obvious they love babies too, otherwise they wouldn’t have had so many.” With this point, Ginny’s head snapped up and she looked at Harry as if he was brilliant. Encouraged by Ginny’s expression, Harry forged ahead. “I’m sure that once the baby is born, your mum and dad will forget all about this. They’d probably love the idea about being grandparents once they hold the little tyke for the first time.”

“You’re right Harry,” Ginny cheered with a genuine smile. “I’ll hide my pregnancy! And after I give birth, I’ll surprise Mum and Dad with the baby!”

“That’s not what I said,” Harry shot back.

“It won’t work,” added Hermione.

“Yes it will!” Ginny said gleefully. “I’ll just use some glamour charms to hide any bumps or whatnot and my parents will be none the wiser.”

“Ginny, please stop and think about this,” prayed Hermione.

“It’s brilliant,” Ginny said with sparkling eyes and a dazzling smile. “And once the baby is born, I’ll show it to Mum and Dad and they’ll love it just like you said, Harry!”

The red head bounced up from the couch and twirled happily as Harry tried to defend himself. “But I didn’t...”

“Thanks Harry, you’re a lifesaver!” Ginny congratulated before prancing out of the Head Boy and Girl’s chamber.

“Oh, this will not end well,” Hermione breathed out.

“Somehow, I think this will come back and bite me on the arse,” Harry pondered. ~ Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents

Once, Harry had to pause in his frying to stop a House Elf who had not accepted the notion of The Great One baking. The little creature had gotten a length of rope and fashioned a noose. Harry tugged the elf off of a stack of chairs where he was trying to hang himself. ~HP&tSoG by cloneserpents

Currently, the monogram on the door was a large H.B. for Head Boy. McGonagall pointed towards it and explained that it would, of course, need to be changed.

Ron noticed something funny and started laughing.

“What’s so funny, mate?” asked Harry.

“Well, Harry,” said Ron, still trying to stop giggling, “when this is Hermione’s room, the door will have her initials on it.”

Harry thought about it a moment and determined that Ron was correct. He smiled a little and looked at Hermione and McGonagall. Mcgonagall said, “Of course. That was the only reason she was chosen.” ~ "Harry Potter and the Story by Dad" by Dad9

"We determined some time ago that the dark marks could be tracked by Voldemort. To prevent him from finding us by our prisoners, we have had to remove our Death Eater's left arms. We store them in case the opportunity arises to put them back."

"A little illegal," said Scrimgeour," but I won't say anything. Is this more of a problem for Pettigrew than the others?"

"His is a special case," said Harry. "When he helped Voldemort resurrect, he had to cut off his own right hand. Voldemort replaced it in much the same way that I, er, Poppy is replacing the limbs of some unfortunate people. I couldn't take the risk of it being traceable to its maker so I removed it, as well."

"I think, for the official report, you could just say you disarmed him," said Shacklebolt, throwing in some auror humor. Hermione groaned, again.

"That might make it a bit harder for him to point the finger at some of his associates," said Scrimgeour, getting into the flow.

"That's it," said Hermione, getting up. ~ Harry Potter and the Story by Dad - by Dad9

After the initial flurry of introductions and handshakes, everything calmed back down a bit until Charlie noticed the pile of jewelry.

"Did you lot knock over Gringott's?" he asked, browsing through the boxes.

"We were just picking out an engagement ring for Honey," said Hermione. "Harry was involved, though, so it naturally got out of hand."

"I had to go to the shop to pick out Fleur's ring," said Bill. "Do you know a trusting jeweler, or something?" By his expression, he doubted that was the case.

"Actually, I do," said Harry. "This came from the Potter and Black vaults at Gringott's, though. Honey said she wanted something that had a bit of history to it and I remembered that..."

"You remembered?" exclaimed Hermione. "I believe that I was the one who..."

"I'm sorry," said Harry. "You're like a part of my soul and it's sometimes hard to tell where I end and you begin." He kissed her passionately and she readily reciprocated.

"You are the smoothest talking bald-faced liar I have ever met," said Fred.

"Just wait on that judgment," said George. "We still haven't had a chance to hear what our kid brother told his teacher to get her to agree to marry him."

"It was pretty clever," said Honey ~"Harry Potter and the Story by Dad" by Dad9

Hedwig made her way into the common room through an open window. Harry raised his arm without looking, letting her settle, before she jumped up to his shoulder. She looked down at the book, appearing to intently read when Hermione made her way downstairs.

It was such a cute moment, seeing the two reading on the couch. Hermione just stopped and stared for a moment, before she came over. She plopped on the couch next to Harry, before reaching up to scratch Hedwig, who looked at her for a second, hooted at her, and went back to his reading.

A new song came onto the radio, causing Harry’s head to start bobbing in time to the music. To Hermione’s endless amusement, Hedwig started bobbing in sync with Harry, still reading over his shoulder.

To the left...” Harry’s head bobbed to the left, Hedwig’s still in perfect sync, both still reading. “To the right...” Both did a double bob to the right, still reading the book.

I would kill for a camcorder right now. Hermione thought, totally abandoning any thoughts of Nicholas Flamel or the Philosopher’s Stone.

Harry closed his book, looking at his bobbing owl, before she jumped off his shoulder, and landed on the coffee table. Harry stood up, stretching, before looking over at Hedwig, who nodded eagerly.

To the left... to the right... take it back, now, y’all.” Harry did the motions, sliding across the floor, while Hedwig mirrored him on the coffee table. Hermione burst into a fit of giggles, watching boy and owl dance in perfect unison.

One hop this time!” Hedwig hopped forward on the table, while Harry jumped forward. Throughout the song, the two copied each other’s actions, dancing the whole way through, amber eyes locked on emerald.

Hermione was entranced. How does an owl learn to cha cha? ~ Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor

'Neither can die while the other survives, huh? Interesting.' Harry thought. 'Pity the guy is a madman who couldn't be trusted, otherwise he and I could come to some sort of arrangement, and both be immortal.' ~ Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart

Harry sidled up to her and took her arm. "Hey Ron. Give us a minute, I'm going to go feel up her boobs. We'll meet back with you downstairs, alright?"

The gossiping girls shushed, scandalized.

Ron's eyes grew round and he dashed off, panicked.

"Harry!" Hermione objected, shocked, blushing and outraged all at the same time.

He dragged her into a convenient broom closet and took out his Time Turner. "What? You don't want him to suspect what is actually going on, do you? We're going to be doing this all year. What more convenient excuse could you think of for always vanishing off together? This way everyone thinks they know what is going on, and won't bother to question further."

"You'll have the whole school thinking I'm a scarlet woman!" she objected, then muttered, "Actually, it's probably too late to stop that now."

He stopped and stared at her. "Very well. I'm listening. You come up with a better excuse, and we'll use that one. You can slap me in the face and rush off, all embarrassed, to tell everyone how I tried to take advantage of you. I'll even serve detention for it. Your reputation will be saved. But first, a good excuse we can rely on to get away for private moments to turn back time."

She stared at him helplessly for several long moments.

"We're going to be late for Muggle Studies," he gently reminded, lifting his hourglass on its chain. "These things only turn back by hours, not by 'hour and ten minute' intervals."

"You're not feeling up my boobs!" she told him firmly.

"Wouldn't dream of it," he quipped, then stopped himself. "No, wait. I lied. It actually keeps me up at nights, wondering what they're like, and wanting to find out. I keep picturing you in mussy hair and a Hogwarts tie, and nothing else, teasing your mouth with a quill as you ask me if I want to do homework together. But, sadly, they don't have an anatomy course at Hogwarts. It's all independent study. Curses, another dream destroyed!"~ Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart

“So how’s life on the inside? If you didn’t know about Bellatrix, does that mean you’re not getting visions from Voldemort?”

Harry shook his head in disappointment. “No, I’ve been seeing plenty through his eyes. He’s murdered hundreds and practically controls the entire wizarding world now. Entire towns razed to the ground. He’s been putting off Azkaban, because he wants it to be the last and final conquest. From what I’ve gleaned of his plans, today’s going to decide it all. I could’ve warned them all of so many attacks if only someone came to visit me.”

“No one’s come at all?” A.K. asked. “Not even to rub it in your face and call you names?”

Harry shrugged. “Well, occasionally aurors and guards will come and beat me.”

A.K. wondered how long Harry had missed a woman’s touch and nodded a bit. “Well, that’s good I suppose.”

“No they beat me,” Harry clarified. “I didn’t say off at the end. Beat me as in Lucius and Narcissa behind closed doors. Not beat me as in Cho in the prefect’s bathroom for two galleons. Three if you want her to whisper things and moan.”~ Dimension Hopping for Begginers by nonjon

“You sure seem like a kid in a candy store, Hermione,” Harry observed, walking towards her as she was engrossed in exploring the bookshelves.

“Oh! I am,” she replied. “There are so many books here, so much to learn, I hardly know where to start. I wish I could buy them all, but we only have so much room in our car today.” Harry chuckled lightly at the fact that the one discouraging factor was not price or the time it would take to read all of the books, but that they didn’t have room to carry them all. - Harry Potter and the Divine Plan by Corruo

“You feeling okay, Moony?” Harry asked as he leaned on the counter next to Remus.

Remus half-heartedly grunted positively. “Considering last night, yeah, about normal.”

Sirius was still walking through the aisles looking at the goodies for sale. “I bet you’d be feeling better if you just let me keep you company, instead of you know who.”

“Voldemort?” Harry inquired.

Remus turned to Harry. “You think I spend the full moon with Voldemort?”

Sirius laughed as he picked up a product, smelled it, and set it back down. “I’d forgotten about all those nicknames like You-Know-Who.”

“Bleh,” Harry said sticking out his tongue. “Easy for you to forget them. You never even got one after breaking out of prison.”

“I should have gotten one,” Sirius realized and began to daydream aloud. “He-Who-Could-Not-Be-Contained.”

“Twelve years,” Remus reminded.

“For-Too-Long,” Sirius added.

Harry decided not to crush his godfather’s hopes of being nickname worthy. “I swear if I heard Hermione’s spiel about ‘fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself’ one more time, I was going find You-Know-Who and jam my You-Know-What You-Know-How into his You-Know-Where… hole.” "A Black Comedy" by nonjon

The sorting hat was once again awoken and it began its annual song:

I am the Sorting Hat and you're expecting a sorting song.
I'm getting tired of this, so I promise not to take long.
Ravenclaw, Hufflepuff , Gryffindor, and Slytherin.
They're all about the same. It doesn't matter which one I put you in.

But ickle firsties, your hair can be filthy, disgusting, and grimy.
I wish you would shampoo more. You're all a bit slimy.

"No offense, Professor Snape." The lackadaisical Hat broke from his song and assured the Potions Master. The Professor was about to curse the Hat when it continued its uninspired song:

You may fear the new caretaker, but I assure you it is not her.
Any problems or pranks, it's always that rotten twerp Potter!

He's here and watching you, like in Nineteen Eighty-Four.
He was always more Slytherin even though I put him in Gryffindor.
So be careful who you talk to and watch the food that's on your plate.
Now let me sort you lazy buggers and give me my two minutes of hate!

Nicholas leaned over to Albus. "I told you to let the hat enjoy his drinking. 'It's not a problem.' I said. 'He's a hat!' I said. But noooo, you just had to interfere and piss off one of the working millennium old relics around here."

"Careful what you say about millennium old relics, Professor Flamel." Albus snottily replied. - Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon

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Harry Potter and the Living Horcrux- 10/30/08- So, I've pick this story back up. I'm rewriting the opening chapter, making this the 3rd re-write. So if anybody happens to read this note before it's updated, then expect a very good story on the horizon.

This is the Path to the Dark Side- 10/30/08- Still on hiatus, at this point I don't think I'll ever pick it back up.

- King Tad

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Harry Potter and the Story by Dad by Dad9 reviews
A post HBP book seven substitute started well before DH. It is a HHr book. Ron and Ginny stay likable. I try to stay with the canon as much as possible and will eventually explain all actions and abilities. Please read the intro for more details.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 145 - Words: 992,501 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,553 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
An Aunt's Love by Emma Lipardi reviews
Harry comes home from school and Petunia is upset at the change in her nephew. Petunia decides to do what she should have been doing all along. Dumbledore had better stay away. Petunia Dursley is upset. Warnings on profile.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 73 - Words: 362,981 - Reviews: 15128 - Favs: 11,467 - Follows: 11,076 - Updated: 12/31/2015 - Published: 12/30/2004 - Harry P.
Getting It Right by TXWitchywoman reviews
Need a good Harry/Hermione story? Then look no further! Tale resulting from a challenge prompt about a pair who finally realize what they mean to each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 87,933 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 7/28/2015 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Fifth Element by bexis1 reviews
Sixth year fic. Examines H/Hr in context of his unwanted wealth and fame, and her need for independence. H struggles for magical control over a mysterious, powerful fifth element, receives an inheritance and has a dalliance that ends in disaster.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 88 - Words: 1,387,601 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 1,795 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 7/4/2015 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken Mind, Fractured Soul by SensiblyTainted reviews
What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 54 - Words: 398,081 - Reviews: 4056 - Favs: 4,830 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 5/11/2015 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Greater Good by Forensica X reviews
He was gone. Dead. Because of him. But the Order was wrong. It wasn't just their war anymore. It had stopped being their war long ago. Harry saw the strings, and he would no longer play the puppet. AU as of year six. UNDER MAJOR CONSTRUCTION - SUSPENDED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,735 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 1,117 - Follows: 1,792 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Revolution by Shadrac reviews
Harry makes a gruesome discovery that leads to realization that his whole life has been a lie. He comes up with a plan to fix everything and goes back to where it all began and meets his eleven yr old self at the Leaky Cauldron. Will bash almost everyone. Chapter 5 rewrite now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,325 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,303 - Follows: 4,750 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 2/10/2010 - [Harry P., Hermione G.]
Fighting the Gods by phoenix catcher reviews
Ryver/Michael Mentions of . Alteran:Harry. Clone:Harry Ryver . Harry must face the Galaxy and try to rebuild the strength of the Great Races while caring for his twin brother who has their destiny on Earth on his shoulders.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 364,566 - Reviews: 2676 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 3,099 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P.
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3441 - Favs: 7,686 - Follows: 5,656 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 7,866 - Follows: 3,664 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Partially Kissed Hero by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Summer before third year Harry has a life changing experience, and a close encounter with a dementor ends with him absorbing the horcrux within him. Features Harry with a backbone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 103 - Words: 483,646 - Reviews: 15764 - Favs: 9,540 - Follows: 8,357 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Harry P.
The Needs of the One by Witherwings01 reviews
Twelve years after the war and Hermione is still waiting for her happily ever after to begin as she cares for a mentally tortured Harry. She has a plan to save him but must choose between the needs of the many or the one. Timetravel with a twist. AU. H/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 130,308 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Left Behind: SG1 by ChristianGateFan reviews
When billions vanish, including one of SG1's own, the team looks for answers. What they find changes their lives forever, and throws them into the battle of the ages. What happens when they stand in the way of the most evil enemy they will ever face?
Stargate: SG-1 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 90 - Words: 368,276 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 4/24/2007
Harry Potter and the Mudblood Liaison by HorseLoverTW reviews
An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,913 - Reviews: 662 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Dark Lord's Equal by Lens of Sanity reviews
Years after the Epilogue things look bleak; Harry Potter agrees to go back to the Ministry Battle to change history for the better. Premise; "canon makes sense" though not in the way you think. Fight scenes, humour, romance, magic, and insanity. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 58,281 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 1,762 - Follows: 665 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rise of the King by MeghanReviews reviews
ABANDONED: Sequel to Unsung Hero. Harry finds himself standing on the edge of a dark and dangerous precipice with only partial knowledge of how he got there. Will he become the leader he is meant to be or fail like he did once before?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,097 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 2,171 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Harry P.
Realizations by Wishweaver reviews
Harry returns to Privet Drive after 4th year and finds it...empty! What do you do when you can't go to your friends for help? Additional Story Notes FYI: a. AU Summer before Fifth Year Fic, b. Not particularly fast paced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 264,047 - Reviews: 8798 - Favs: 11,975 - Follows: 9,142 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 3/6/2003 - Harry P.
Turn Me Loose: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
The sequel to Bungle in the Jungle. Told in 2nd person. Harry Potter has returned to England. In the jungles of South America, he became his own man, a hero of his own choice and not unfortunate circumstance. Is it enough to save him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 134,063 - Reviews: 1895 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 11/13/2010 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Balancing Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
Sequel to Altered Destinies: Harry returns to his original time to find the wizarding world changed due to his actions in the past. Not only does his family and friends await, but so does a new prophecy. Reading AD first is required to understand!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 147,171 - Reviews: 2143 - Favs: 3,102 - Follows: 3,428 - Updated: 11/8/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr.
Harry Potter and the Quantum Leap by Seel'vor reviews
Harry Potter won the Second Blood War and defeated his enemies... and was left with nothing. Decades later, he contributes to the creation of a revolutionary new piece of technology and destroys the future in order to rewrite his own past...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 274,521 - Reviews: 4840 - Favs: 7,407 - Follows: 7,450 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Time Meddlers by witowsmp reviews
After things have gone terribly in the war, Harry and Hermione decide to travel back in time to stop the war from happening. Things go well at first, until...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 118,030 - Reviews: 2976 - Favs: 3,937 - Follows: 2,518 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,940 - Reviews: 7278 - Favs: 8,672 - Follows: 4,812 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Prison of the Mind by The Modern Prometheus reviews
Not your average Harry goes to prison story. After the final battle Harry is thrown in prison and forgotten by society but he hasn't given up yet and neither has Voldemort! Mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Terran Ascension by JewelsGlow15 reviews
HPxSG1 When Harry finds the Chamber of Merlin within the halls of Hogwarts the future of Earth will never be the same. And neither will the characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 152,039 - Reviews: 1094 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,615 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/2/2007
Time, Interrupted by Madm05 reviews
Summary: After she is murdered, Hermione's soul is sent back in time in order to prevent Harry from becoming the next Dark Lord, but quickly learns her task is not as easy as she thought it would be. A second chance story, with a twist. Eventual HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 180,083 - Reviews: 1546 - Favs: 1,557 - Follows: 1,640 - Updated: 4/24/2010 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Harry McGonagall by witowsmp reviews
Professor McGonagall has watched the Dursleys all day and can see what sort of people they are. When Dumbledore leaves Harry on their doorstep and disappears, she takes him away. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 228,434 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 6,554 - Follows: 3,595 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1636 - Favs: 2,815 - Follows: 2,292 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Hary Potter and the Book of Persephone by Z-ro reviews
Hades loved his magicless wife. With all his power he created a book for her to write and create her own powers over the passing and deceased. This index of magic was called The Book Of Persephone. Yr6 Continuation of the 'Voldemorts' Bane' Series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,763 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Harry P., Susan B.
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 11611 - Favs: 16,712 - Follows: 6,666 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggleborn Uprising by witowsmp reviews
HHr. The Wizarding World faces an even greater threat than Voldemort – a civil war led by a dark lord from the past. As with 'Broomstick,' this story is set ten years later than canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,332 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Muggle Summer, Wizard's Fall by canoncansodoff reviews
A seventh-year saga that begins one hour after Dumbledore's funeral. Harry gets some unexpected and unexpectedly useful help from the Muggle much that wonders whether the power he knows not is actually the British monarchy! HHr, RWLL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 370,068 - Reviews: 2266 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Trials and Tribulations of a Hogwarts Squid by CousinCalamari reviews
Looking for a serious, angsty fic about Harry and the gang? You're looking in the wrong place! This is a very silly fic about the Giant Squid and his campaign to get the sewage system of Hogwarts to stop dumping waste in his front yard.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,464 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/8/2009 - Published: 8/28/2006 - George W., Fred W.
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4571 - Favs: 10,616 - Follows: 4,816 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Questions to be Answered by RawringRawrcat reviews
Muggles again prove their ability to progress to wizards. Read the prologue. A complete summary would probably ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - OC, OC
Curse of Fate by Mistress Nika reviews
Immortal Harry, after watching friends and family die over thousands of years, only wants to join his loved ones in death. Believing he's found a way, he sends himself back into the body of his infant self, vowing to change his fate. Dark Lord Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 168,398 - Reviews: 3563 - Favs: 6,693 - Follows: 6,130 - Updated: 3/10/2009 - Published: 12/15/2005 - [Harry P., Lucius M.]
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurned on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1418 - Favs: 4,293 - Follows: 1,870 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Seven Days by Noctis reviews
Hogwarts, 7th Year. Ron gives Harry seven days to fess up his attraction to Hermione before Ron does it for him. Challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,325 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Black Vengeance by maidros78 reviews
After Sirius' death, Harry has problems trusting people, especially Dumbledore. When some Death Eaters trying to evade Voldemort make contact, he learns curious truths. Can he uncover why he was given to Dursleys? after OotP, AU, manipulative Dumbledore
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,224 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 1,039 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Real Us by Seel'vor reviews
Everyone "knows" what happened during Harry's seven years at Hogwarts... right? Er... no. Find out the truth about Harry and Hermione. H/Hr Rating for language and mild sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 157,527 - Reviews: 1091 - Favs: 5,250 - Follows: 1,299 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 841 - Favs: 6,873 - Follows: 1,605 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter, the ArchMagus by the DragonBard reviews
AU. After an incident with Dudley and his gang, Harry discovers his magical abilities. However, there is no one to teach him how to wield his magic. So, with only fantasy books to guide him, Harry must forge himself into the wizard he is meant to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 38,443 - Reviews: 1697 - Favs: 3,601 - Follows: 4,322 - Updated: 9/13/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Harry's Hydrotherapy by canoncansodoff reviews
Harry is hit by a dark curse that causes his skin and lungs to burn on contact with air. Hermione hits upon a novel treatment plan that involves hydrotherapy, hormones, and a backyard swimming pool. Harry/Hermione/Vector others?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,962 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and The Ancient's Bane by Kalistar reviews
Crossover wSGA. After Voldemort's attack, Harry is found by the Sheppard family. Plagued by dreams of a deserted city and a fearsome enemy, will Harry and John find the means to save them all or will the Ancient's bane conquer both galaxies?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 227,305 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 1,272 - Follows: 1,502 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Harry P., John S.
Harry Potter and the Lost Inheritance by paulaluv2000 reviews
Harry defies Dumbledore and finds out about his mother's family. What Harry uncovers will rock the wizarding world!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 34 - Words: 38,559 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,604 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 5/13/2005 - Albus D., Harry P.
A New Definition of Family by RahNee reviews
A new person comes into Harry's life, one who has ties to his parents, and to his enemies. The story starts in the summer after 3rd year and becomes AU, but closely parallels GoF, at that point. Pairings: SBOC, a smattering of HPHG, RLNT, VKHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 183,371 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Sirius B., OC
Blood's Sacrifice by ShadeDancer reviews
Sequel to Heir of Blood. Third year with old friends, new friends, new dangers, and befallen tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,162 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 1,650 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1843 - Favs: 4,574 - Follows: 1,784 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Raised by a God by Chaosthief1 reviews
Inspired by others thought I'd give a Stargate SG1 crossover with Harry potter a shot. Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,706 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 4/28/2008 - Published: 11/6/2006
Q vs the Ori & Ancients by RogerD reviews
Q decides to broaden his travel plans and go to another universe. The Federation evolve past the Q and who realise what their Civil War was about, and advance with them.
TV X-overs - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,833 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Complete
Be careful with what you wish for by MysticalTears reviews
6th year. Harry had wished and appears in a world where he is a normal boy. He can finally live with his family, or not? What happens when Lord Voldemort finds out he had killed the wrong Chosen One? And what will happen with Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,933 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 12/23/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort
Why Me? The Dark Potter Stories by Chubby Geek reviews
I am Lord Blood Red. This is view on Harry Potter. Evil!Dark!Harry&Hermione Why didn’t Dumbledore tell me why Voldemort is after me? Is it because he’s scared. So I destroyed a powerful, evil, dark Lord by love, yeah right. Summary is bad and so is Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,242 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Twist Through Time by gladz27 reviews
Ei,guys! Here is the FINAL CHAPTER! Hermione travels in time hoping to go back to the moment when she made the biggest mistake of all: letting Harry go. But what happens when she ends up in the future instead and meets their descendants?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 109,411 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Voldemort's Last Spell by Louis IX reviews
Voldemort intended to kill the whole Potter family, but something unexpected happened. Now, the Dark Lord must face the result of a severely twisted Prophecy as well as a very old... thing. What history can Harry have after this? What history can he make?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 57,198 - Reviews: 667 - Favs: 1,288 - Follows: 1,467 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Harry P.
Said Harry by Red The Animator reviews
Oneshot. One day Harry decided to narrate everyone's life. How long will it take for everyone to go crazy? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dumbledore Answers Harry by witowsmp reviews
What if Dumbledore had answered Harry when Harry asked why Voldemort tried to kill him? This story explores what might have happenned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 109,317 - Reviews: 1205 - Favs: 1,443 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/14/2007 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hermione Granger and the Laws of Destiny by Patricia Sorbid reviews
POST DH: No peace is forever. Mere decades after Voldemort's fall, a new Dark Lord rises, killing Hermione. But how can she truly die before she has fulfilled her destiny? This is Hermione's story of starting over. HHR Currently Hogwarts Year 1
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 48,757 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 11/10/2007 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Sirius Matter by witowsmp reviews
AU A few days after being rescued from the dementor's kiss, Sirius Black decides to share information with Harry about his destiny. The story continues on from there. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 122,269 - Reviews: 1940 - Favs: 2,999 - Follows: 1,226 - Updated: 10/31/2007 - Published: 5/27/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
More Important Than Any Broomstick by witowsmp reviews
HHr It's Christmas in Harry's third year. When Hermione causes his new Firebolt to be confiscated, he realizes that she is more important than any broomstick to him. Continues on from there through their fourth year. Technology is 10 years ahead.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 126,376 - Reviews: 2294 - Favs: 3,702 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 10/15/2007 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 3,235 - Follows: 1,404 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shadows in the Mind by Artemis Rae reviews
Five years after the war is over, the world is finally settling into an uneasy peace. When the Avatar and his companions disappear into an Earth Kingdom swamp, they find themselves fighting not only for their lives but to prevent another war. AxK. MxZ.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 109,093 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Aang, Katara - Complete
Before Our Time by Megarra Chrysanthemum reviews
Harry and Hermione unwittingly set off a potion sending themselves and others into England, PreHogwarts. Do they stay or try and escape a time so unlike their own? Story is now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,181 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
Nullifier by Aedalena reviews
Harry Potter, the first nullifier since Salazar Slytherin, doesn't feeling like playing the hero. But when he goes back to the time of the Founders to learn from Slytherin himself, he finds himself in the middle of a war, trapped by enemies old and new.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 124,460 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 4/28/2003 - Harry P., Salazar S.
Harry Potter and the Cave of Deceit by krazie4harrydanfan16 reviews
New Chapter! Check out chap. 19! Harry Potter is about to embark on yet another year at Hogwarts, and things will never be the same again. Love will arrive in the most unexpected package, bonds will be broken severely for the very first time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 211,811 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On the subject of butterflies by Ranekaera reviews
What if Hagrid HAD said follow the butterflies? R&R plz
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Reign of Power by Fyrning reviews
PostOotP. The lines between Dark and Light have faded into Grey and Harry must learn to fight for himself...7th year and the war is breaking...Lords, Heirs, Vampires,werewolves, magic and more.No pairings.AU after HBP. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,382 - Reviews: 3387 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 2,052 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Chocolate Coffee by SiuanSedai reviews
They never spoke about the night they spent together, the night Ron left. And when they did, the Weasley dream was shattered forever. HPHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete
How It Should Have Ended by hollytiger reviews
How JKR should have ended DH. Spoilers beware. Dedicated to my Auror Sibs on Rated PG13 or T depending where you are reading this…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
All Is Well by prinkism reviews
Major spoilers for Deathly Hallows: So who really is writing the stories? This makes it all right in my mind. Maybe it'll do the same for you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Old Soldiers Never Die by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 94,234 - Reviews: 2874 - Favs: 5,697 - Follows: 2,221 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry and the Magic Factory by DisobedienceWriter reviews
ABANDONED. AU. Harry Potter defeats Voldemort as an infant…but then disappears. A year later, Potter Emporiums spring up throughout the magical world. No one knows how or why until 11 invitations fly out into the world years later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 82,103 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 859 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Complete
Bungle in the Jungle: A Harry Potter Adventure by jbern reviews
If you read just one fiction tonight make it this one. Go inside the mind of Harry Potter as he deals with betrayals, secrets and wild adventures. Not your usual fanfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 189,882 - Reviews: 2241 - Favs: 4,926 - Follows: 1,484 - Updated: 5/8/2007 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Child of Mercy by Fyrning reviews
AU: Life had Harry been able to control accidental magic. Warning: Dursleys will be terrorized.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 66,519 - Reviews: 1667 - Favs: 2,824 - Follows: 3,298 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Harry P.
The Bet by bob-the-blue reviews
Complete. AU. One Shot. Harry thinks he can do things better the Dark Lord, and put his money where his mouth is, so to speak. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 169 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Of Blood and Dust and Potatoes by mapleandmahogany reviews
Ron always knew Harry could die in battle, but he never expected to lose him like this.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Vox Corporis by MissAnnThropic reviews
Following the events of the Goblet of Fire, Harry spends the summer with the Grangers, his relationship with Hermione deepens, and he and Hermione become animagi.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 68 - Words: 323,186 - Reviews: 4537 - Favs: 9,506 - Follows: 2,851 - Updated: 3/30/2007 - Published: 10/6/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Hunt For Harry Potter by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A Sequel to Make a Wish: Takes place directly after the events of 'Make a Wish,' Harry Potter is missing and his friends are determined to find him.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,144 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 4,384 - Follows: 1,957 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Page 182 by LillyOfTheValley reviews
Short ONE SHOT. The happenings in the Heads quarters when Harry really wants to see Hermione's book and she really doesn't want him to. Explanation of the title etc. at the end of the story. Rated T for some innuendo
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Next Great Adventure by The-Caitiff reviews
After Sirius embarks on the Next Great Adventure, a letter from him encourages Harry to consider his own. Harry is beginning to see the truth of the world and embarks on a strange trip. Later chapters feature a slightly different slytherin Harry and mayhe
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,708 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 766 - Follows: 998 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 8/14/2006
Open Your Eyes: The Goblet of Fire by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry Potter is tired of running blindly into life and death situations. This series is about Harry thinking before he leaps. It starts off at the summer following the events that transpired in Prisoner of Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 113,306 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 995 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Worse Day Of My Life by Angelic Cupcake reviews
That, was when I rushed out of the room with lightning speed back to the Gryffindor Common Room. I know for sure, that my life will never be the same again. Ron's POV. Read & review, please! First fic, no flames! Oneshot only.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/20/2007 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Right or Easy by razzle-dazzle-me reviews
AU The final battle has been won, but was it worth the cost? Harry, alone and determined, sets out to rewrite history for a better world ... only to find himself stranded in another.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,552 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 1,369 - Follows: 1,811 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Harry P.
The Man Diary by Eternal Love LJ reviews
Marauders don't have diaries. Sirius Black has Man Diaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
Harry Potter and the Hero's Path by TheJackOfDiamonds reviews
AU Ritually abused by the Dursley's, young Harry Potter learns to count on himself. After discovering magic at a young age, he practices to become stronger to protect those weaker than him. Full Summary inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 201,769 - Reviews: 3633 - Favs: 4,963 - Follows: 4,766 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 3/31/2006 - Harry P.
If I Were a Superhero, I would be by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Hermione goes on a one week exchange. Back at Hogwarts, wacky hijinks ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
What Do You Mean By 'Defeat? by Miss Whiskers reviews
Sometimes, the worst mistake you can make is to cheat in a very important game of chess. The second worst thing is inform Dumbledore ten minutes after you were caught cheating at said game... A very odd story about the politically correct term 'defeat'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,505 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/22/2006 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 237 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Beware the Wonderings of Sirius Black by SerinaN reviews
Sirius often wonders about things... but somehow these 'wonderings' always end up being dangerous. From getting slapped on the face, to getting half of your skin burnt off...beware the wonderings of Sirius Black!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Sirius B., James P.
As Time Goes By by Lilies in the pond of Doom reviews
Harry and Hermione are missing, presumed dead. Ron is determined to find the truth, and not even a crazy shopkeeper or a sentient house will stop him! Complete, now slightly AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,272 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/2/2006 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rise of the Gray Lord by TheDarkestAngel16 reviews
Harry prepares for the future after the events of his Fifth year. With the help of Dumbledore he begins training himself in both light and dark magic. Hhr eventually, new author, still in transition possess.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 145,005 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 1,049 - Follows: 806 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry's Bad Hair Day by Angry Hermione reviews
Harry gets some advice on how to tame his hair. Entertaining ThreeShot, full of innuendo, thus the rating is just to be safe. Complete! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,270 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 311 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What kind of question? by Korval reviews
Sometimes a question is not what it seems. HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of Love by Oricon reviews
Harry Potter is at Privet Drive one night and recieves an unexpected phone call. It seems that he has a secret admirer and someone has become deeply infatuated with him. Fluffiness and hilarity ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,005 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 8/5/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort
The Plan That Went Wrong by Not so sour Lemons reviews
Hermione wants to get to Ron but her, Ginny, and their friend Lindsay convince Harry to go out with Hermione to get Ron jealous. What happens when the plan doesnt work? Mostly PRE.HBP COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,310 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2006 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Sirius Potter2 reviews
AU: What if Harry was expelled for blowing up his aunt at the begining of third year. What if he ran away with Sirius? Follow Harry, and Sirius as they fight to rejoing wizarding society and to defeat Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,168 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 7/16/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
False Prophecy by Sirius Potter2 reviews
Harry grows a strong bond with Remus, alot of training, alot of big battles. HHR RLL GD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,911 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/31/2006 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Averto Vicis by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, HBP Compatible: When Hermione dies in battle moments after her powers are awakened, Dumbledore utilizes a centuries old spell to send Harry back in time to his six year old self. By Aerin. [UPDATED AND ALIVE!][NEW CHAPTER: HALLOW'S EVE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,797 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/26/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
End Game by chem prof reviews
Continuation of Soul Searching. The horcruxes have been destroyed. The trio returns for their 7th year at Hogwarts to prepare for the final confrontation with Voldemort, with some romance to complicate things. Ship starts HG, ends ? may be HG, may be HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 168,721 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/22/2006 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Video of A Champion by TortieKitten reviews
John interrupts Rodney in the middle of some very important thoughts with a video that he thinks Rodney would like to see. Read on to find out what’s so important about this video. JohnRodney friendship fic. oneshot
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/12/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Mr Black: Continuing the Trek by Chris Hill reviews
Mr. Black goes out in space and ends up meeting Kirk and the Enterprise. Permission From the Make a Wish series by Rorcharts Blot.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,653 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 7/11/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Harry P.
What Witches Really Want? by Almost Anonymous reviews
Oneshot. During a study session Harry learns what witches really want. Implied HarryMulti.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 241 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,972 - Follows: 517 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
103 Ways to Annoy Voldemort by Rememba Meh X33 reviews
It is not really a story but this list is extremely funny. It is not mine but I found it on the internet and I had to post it. Please Read and I guarentee you, you'll have a good laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/4/2006 - Complete
High Inquisitor of Hogwarts' Shady Sex Life by Jetamors reviews
In an exclusive to the Quibbler, Rita Skeeter reveals the seamy underside of Hogwarts life. UmbridgeEverybody.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Dolores U. - Complete
Priceless Love Device by Lady Valmar reviews
A challenge to write a story involving Shep and Kay with a vibrator include the priceless ad at least three times along with some embarrassment. This is so wrong. I swear… It’s possibly worse than my Going Commando fic.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Rodney M., John S. - Complete
Ties that Bind by Girrlkitty reviews
The boys find themselves in an awkward situation when Ancient technology malfunctions.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,489 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/27/2006 - John S., Rodney M. - Complete
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 10509 - Favs: 16,601 - Follows: 5,147 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fate Worse Than Death by crystal h reviews
Ridiculous oneshot. Harry Potter discovers exactly what Dumbledore meant by a fate worse than death, and sets out to use it against Voldemort. Much hilarity and insanity ensues. Very OOC, and very funny.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,248 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
PuppyDog Eyes by Wheezy1 reviews
AU. What if Hagrid took Harry instead of leaving him with the Dursleys? What kind of parent would he be? Humorous. Rated T for mild violence. No sex, no slash, no swearing. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,515 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 170 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Turned Back The Prisoner of Azkaban by knightblazer85 reviews
The Dark Lord has fallen. Peace is restored. But to his slayer Harry Potter, the price is too high. So he decides to use a one time deal Time Turner to make things right. AU Starting with the Prisoner of Azkaban COMPLETE. Announcement to the readers
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,868 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Manipulator of Destiny by Wheezy1 reviews
Post OotP. Harry finds that Dumbledore has been less than honest or helpful with him, takes control of his own life and finds the training he needs from others. HHr, NL, no slash. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 175,185 - Reviews: 5366 - Favs: 8,700 - Follows: 2,794 - Updated: 4/14/2006 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Tragic Hero by Rorschach's Blot reviews
ONESHOT: Harry decides to take advantage of the fact that he is a tragic hero and does so in a manner suggested by Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 115 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Prisoners Predictions by Z-ro reviews
The wizarding world had lived through 7 years of peace after the death of Voldemort. Now peaceful countries are begining to show their ambition as a Cold War is being waged on Britain that forces Harry Potter to wage war against himself. Sequel to HP&VB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 70,859 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/17/2006 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Power of Hogwarts by ksomm814 reviews
Complete. Sequel to BOAD. Harry has left the wizarding world as a last attempt to save those he loves. However, no one is ready to let him go, whether it is friend or foe. Powers are realized. Friendships are tested. Alliances are formed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 219,365 - Reviews: 1451 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2005 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry's Savior by shadowsylvia reviews
Harry is offered a way out of the Dursleys and a specialized education to be an Auror. The only catch...Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 48 - Words: 174,082 - Reviews: 1436 - Favs: 1,394 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 1/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2003 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Crumpets Aren't My Style by Marz1 reviews
General O'Neill is sent on a nice relaxing dipolmatic mission in the U.K. Of course there's bound to be trouble when he runs into a murderous cult called the Death Eaters, who've some how gotten their hands on alien technology. SG1xHP REVIEW!
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 135,969 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,635 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 12/28/2005 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Complete
Amulet of Time 5: Sirius and the Sphinx by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU post GoF, incorporating OotP, but not HBP. After the defeat of Voldemort, Harry accompanies his son into the past once more, where Sirius finds himself as a power hungry pharaoh in Ancient Egypt.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,754 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 793 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 10/25/2005 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Hero, Villain, Saviour, Conqueror by Lady Smoothie reviews
AU, Pre HBP: In the summer after his fifth year, Harry is tried and sent to Azkaban. The catch: He's innocent. Follow Harry as he discovers his heritage... and all that comes with it. By Aerin. [COMPLETE]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 82,570 - Reviews: 1806 - Favs: 2,542 - Follows: 870 - Updated: 7/18/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Wedding of the Century by Starlight623 reviews
Harry and Hermione just want a simple wedding. Too bad no one they know is going to agree to that. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 71,802 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 1/8/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Refiners Fire by Abraxan reviews
COMPLETE! Sixth year. Harry comes to terms with Sirius's death and learns to enjoy life again. But there’s a war on, and his life is in danger. Canon w OC. Ships: HOC HG RH RT Prequel to The Time of Destiny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 413,444 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Where in the World is Harry Potter? by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. PostOotP. Harry Potter fulfilled the prophecy and has since disappeared. Or has he? Tonks and Hermione are the lead Order members continuously hoping to track him down. The question is: can they keep up with him?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,625 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 3,750 - Follows: 957 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 4/16/2005 - Complete
Harry Potter and Voldemorts Bane by Z-ro reviews
Harry Potter saved the world from Voldemort. Now inflicted with Voldemort's final curse, and tired of the press, he left the Wizarding world only to return to find a young girl coming to the same crossroads he had to choose. complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 176,580 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 4/3/2005 - Published: 11/14/2004 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Great Magical War by Sirius Potter2 reviews
Voldemort is pushed back for a bit, but at what cost? The greatest wizard of his time makes the ultimate sacrafice. Can Harry finally defeat Voldemort?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,059 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 6/25/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Sweet Sixteen Again by Crimsonphoenix1 reviews
Please keep in mind that I wrote this 8 years ago when I was 14, so of course the story has mistakes & issues! No negativity please.. When Voldemort attacks Harry and Dumbledore comes to fight him, Harry accidentally casts a spell that turns them 16...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,008 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/15/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Complete
Extenuating Circumstances by SarahtheBardess reviews
(COMPLETE) AU. Two years ago, Sirius Black spared Peter Pettigrew's life. Now Padfoot has two weeks to get Wormtail to do the same for him. And even if it works, how will he convince everyone he's for real? R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,766 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Complete
The Power He Knows Not? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
One Shot ficlet, on one possible way to defeat the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 105 - Published: 10/21/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Midnight Guardian by ksomm814 reviews
COMPLETE AU Third Year. What if a certain phone call pushed Uncle Vernon too far, changing everything? The truth will be revealed but which version will Harry believe? The past will be revealed along with the introduction of old aquaintances.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 78,560 - Reviews: 1185 - Favs: 3,814 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 10/16/2004 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Harry P., Remus L. - Complete
Amulet of Time 4: There and Back Again by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. The time travellers are finally back home, older, wiser, and strong enough to bring down the Dark Lord. A few surprises face them as they enter their final year in Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 108,128 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 1,091 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 9/4/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 3: The Wolf and the Pelican by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. What happens when the four time travellers end up in 1975? What will Harry's parents think of him being in Slytherin?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 101,829 - Reviews: 1256 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 5/1/2004 - Published: 6/14/2003 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Amulet of Time 2: Two Worlds, Two Wars by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
COMPLETE AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. This time, Harry, Ron, Hermione and Ginny are sent to wartorn Europe, 1943.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 34 - Words: 90,027 - Reviews: 1031 - Favs: 1,037 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 4/27/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Amulet of Time 1: The Age of the Founders by Luna the Moonmonster reviews
AU - Post GoF, incorporating OotP. After Harry gets a strange birthday gift, he and his friends end up on an epic journey across the ages as they try to get back home. First in the series, rewritten up to part 18.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 71,376 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 1,734 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 3/22/2004 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Harry P. - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Living Horcrux reviews
Harry is killed at the Ministry. However, not totally. This is the story of Harry's fight. I"m not good at summaries, but I promise you will love the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 624 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
This is the Path to the Dark Side reviews
Harry is beaten by Vernon, then he does something terrible. Who saves him? Our favorite Dark Lord of course. Dark Harry, rated R for language
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 67 - Published: 7/3/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort