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Joined 02-21-06, id: 995097
Author has written 4 stories for Discworld, Dead Poets Society, Supernatural, and Misc. Movies.

Er...Right. About me.

Name: Grey

Age: 18

Gender: Female

General Stuff: I'm rather short, but very noisy. I'm a strict agnostic. Make of that what you will. I know more about Peter Lorre's collective filmography than any sane person should. I keep dyeing my hair red. I'm a voracious reader and a constant movie watcher/reviewer. I am a closeted lover of musical theater. Or, indeed, theater of any kind. I live at a swank boarding school with a girl who wants nothing more out of life than to be in the Navy. I am known to go on extended tirades about bizarre subjects like the role of the woman in Beowulf, or the history of homosexuality in film noir. I'm a total hickish hick from Hicktown on Hicks Get in Free Day. I know all of the lyrics to the song "Crocodile Man" by David Carter.

Fanfic related stuff: I write a lot, though I didn't get into fanfiction until a few years ago. I mostly write original fiction, lovingly referred to as "weird shit" by friends and family. I love slash, and wish hideous deaths upon the writers of Mary-Sues. My fandoms and 'ships include:

Dead Poets Society: Todd/Neil, Meeks/Pitts (so...ignored...), Charlie/anybody (oh, Nuwanda, you man-slut)

Neverwhere: Richard/Door, Croup/Vandemar (OMGtheirloveissodisturbing!)

House M.D.: House/Wilson (if only I could write it convincingly...)

Good Omens: Aziraphale/Crowley, Hastur/Ligur

Right now I'm obsessed with Discworld slash of the Reg Shoe/Visit persuasion (and a thousand internet lurkers said "Wait, what?"). I have also been kidnapped by the Supernatural fandom so fic is forthcoming for that.


You are an angel. Beware of those who collect feathers. - A fortune cookie

David Bowie as Nikola Tesla? That's ridiculous! Where would the puppets go? - Sammy

"Look, I'm gonna let you guys go, and then you can all be jolly and gay and merry.."

"Don't be ridiculous; we can't let the gays marry!" - Coco and Kessler

Ho Mione Grunger & the TOTALLY Original Plotline! by cyberwulf reviews
Parody. Liek, ’Mia comes back to hogwars one September and is liek TOTALLY different and has her heart set on a special someone!111 how will the others react?wait and see!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Hermione G.
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The Sheer Indignity reviews
Arsenic and Old Lace If he wasn't crazy before he was placed here, he certainly is now. Jonathan/Einstein slash. Rated for implied violence and implied sex.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead reviews
Andy, Webber, and a long, long drive. Gen. Rated for some swearing and implied violence.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/19/2007 - Complete
Changing Frequencies reviews
Lost in the squealing of nearlytapped frequencies, there are little bursts of clarity. Slash. Of the MeeksPitts persuasion.
Dead Poets Society - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Complete
Stitching reviews
It holds us together, whether we want it to or not. Reg ShoeVisit slash. Yes, you did read that right.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Complete