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Joined 02-22-06, id: 995553, Profile Updated: 12-04-12
Author has written 8 stories for Fairy Tales, and Homer.

Little about me: I like horses, history, and hats, and alliteration. :) I'm LDS (also known as Mormon), and attended BYU-Idaho. Wohoo!! I have seven brothers and five sisters. Honest. I was born in a city, but at heart am a country girl. I've been writing since I was about twelve, and although they are pretty cheesy, I still like to look over my first works and see how far I've come. I hate pink and love bare feet. Perfume stinks and mud smells delicious. Romans rock and Egyptians are just ew. I like people and find them very amusing in how they think...usually it's pretty ridiculous.

My long absence and inactivity is due to some major changes in my life. I am now happily married to the most amazing man in the world. I care for our infant son, and life is grand. I promise to finish everything I start here. And I do sneak in to see if there are updates to my favorites...

So...earlier I said I wouldn't rant because I didn't like it. Well, I lied. I'm about to rant. Please fasten your seat belts.

8 Things That Make A Story Beyond Average

1. The characters are real, likeable. I don’t want some perfect angel who fights amazing and doesn’t have a flaw in her gorgeous features, that’s too annoying. People are wonderful in their own ways, but they have fears and faults. Characters got to have the same. They have to make mistakes, and people have to be annoyed with them. Fake fantasy people make me grind my teeth and roll my eyes. Make ‘em real, base them off someone you actually know and make me come away feeling like that character is unique. If I met them in real life, would I know ‘em?

2. Clear writing. Please!!! If you know you are not an amazing grammar and spelling guru have someone (at least you) reread your work! Now, I have been guilty of this myself, but when a story is simply riddled with obvious mistakes, the readers are lost. Not only is it confusing but there are plenty of English maniacs on this site who will go crazy if your writing is full of red marks and flags. If you have poor grammar, spelling, punctuation etc, you will look dumb. I’m sorry, but no one will take your writing or story seriously and you’ll lose readers.

3. Clean writing. Why in the world would you want to put graphic sex scenes somewhere? That stuff is special and shouldn’t be publically displayed to innocent readers! That’s something for people to experience and keep to themselves. PLEASE there are so many good stories out there that are ruined by awkward moments that make a reader feel so uncomfortable. This goes for vulgar language, (if you say “he swore vehemently” we get the picture just fine), graphic violence (I get enough from TV thank you very much), and of course slash (WHY??? Please spare me!) If you are determined, to continue with unclean scenes please warn us in the beginning.

4. Humor. Even if it is a dark mystery where evil reigns and everyone is concentrating on getting their true love’s attention or dethroning the villainous tyrant, we need a break! A story should engage a reader’s emotions, and humor is the best one.

5. Goodness. No matter how much evil there is and no matter how messed up your characters are, please include some morals. There are always innocent good people to make up this world. A story should be inspiring and leave the reader with the feeling of completeness and hope. A happy playful child. A friendly fussy old lady. A crazy awesome preacher man who can’t go a day without doing something for someone….I don’t care, something! Not just in the main character because he/she has enough on their shoulders.

6. Twist in the plot. Figure it out yourself so we’ll actually be surprised. It’s what makes your story unique from everyone else’s. It keeps the reader going.

7. Romance. Ok, so not every story needs it, but it sure does help! Something about this though. I’d like to know WHY they love each other. Too often I find a story where they simply fall in love, commenting often on the attractiveness of their partner. Is that it? If the cover is all you care about dear, the relationship is going to fail the first time someone gets a wrinkle. Don’t go into a rant of their good qualities like a job qualification. It’s got to be included in the story as the natural progression. Only you can figure that out.

8. NO CLICHES!!!! Ok, of course there are exceptions and sometimes they can be pretty funny. Don’t say “her eyes lit up the room like the sun” say something else! The dramatic flair can only go so far, and must be used very carefully. Don’t go into careful detail about everything, like the threads of every dress she wears to the ball. If I wanted to read lengthy, I’d read Charles Dickens, he’s brilliant at it. Too many clichés and dramatic fluff makes me mutter, “Ok, fine I’ll read and maybe review just to be nice, since the poor author obviously doesn’t have a lot of reviews anyway.”

Ok, I’m done with my rant. I thought about pushing myself to ten things, but realized that would be cliché! Hey, we’re all learning and I’m guilty of several of the above guidelines. Please be sure to tell me! The bubbly happy reviews are wonderful and I absolutely adore them, but the ones that say, “You misspelled this word.” Or “This part doesn’t flow or make sense because….” Or “You’re character stinks” are the ones that stay in my inbox and I reflect on. They are the ones I use.

Completed Works

The Captain and the Spy is the cheesy story that I started when I was 12. I promise it's not so cheesy that you'll need crackers. I take full credit for making up the names Dasian and Anaella.

A Prince A Horse, and An Adventure was written especially for fanfiction because I wanted to be like all the other amazingly creative fairy tale writers out there who cleverly drew out lives and stories of royalty and romance. I had a lot of fun with it, and it is easy to see how my writing has matured from beginning to end. Basically it's about a rather careless prince (we shall call him Lance because Lancelot is really too romantic and heroic for our dorky main character) who decides to run away from an unwanted marriage. He meets tons of whacky people and begins to mature into an acceptable ruler of his huge country. Unexpected things happen though, that he did really want and he has to face 'em. Yes, talking frogs, drool, girls, fanatics, and your own mount can be dangerous.

It's Not That Easy was, like many of my stories, a spur of the moment idea. If I hadn't received such a warm welcome from the reviewers and readers I would have abandoned it a long time ago. Thankfully however, Ana Maylin, the spunky kitchen girl was able to tell her story of frustration, adoration, irritation and confusion. It is basically a crazy love...pentagon thing that has a lot of confusion and hot tempers because that's what Ana Maylin has. Prince Charlie is cold and quiet. Christopher is clumsy and cute. Beric is brash and bold and Ky is just there... I was able to stuff romance, humor, politics, cruelty, battles, witches, families, and cooking into one story and almost everyone came out alive.

Special Note! I have actually named my first son Beric! AND he was born in May! Coincidence? I think not! Anyway I thought you might think that's cool*

Wake up Rose is short and...well it could be sour, it could be sweet, or it could be just be down right disappointing. It depends on who's side you are on, the princess in the tower or the prince just finishing off the dragon.

The Calm Before the Storm happens to be the odd one, located in Homer's section since it peers into a moment in the midst of that infamous Trojan War. Next to Hector his sister Cassandra is my favorite character of that tragic event.

The Haughty Princess. Ah, Ruthia I do love thee. You have to admit that an arrogant gorgeous princess can be quite amusing to read about. Especially if she's got a ruggedly handsome odd man making her life difficult in so many ways. This is not an original. I read the Grimm's version of The Haughty Princess and took off on my own. She is one character that really leaves me no choice but to write what she says.

Works in Progress


Think Again is a stand alone sequel to It's Not That Easy. The star, Tabby, is a mix of Ana Maylin and Beric with a good dose of herself and just a hint of Smudge. She likes her life of freedom about the estate, casualness with the soldiers her Papa trains, and closeness with her family. All this cracks into a mess of confusion, jealousy, fear, and even death, but streaming through the cracks are friendship, love, discovery, and fun. You might think you know what's going to happen, but be sure to think again.

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This Idyllic Scene by TrudiRose reviews
Sequel to Picture This. Gaston and Belle have four kids: a practical tinkerer, a sensitive poet, a fiery tomboy, and a romantic dreamer. But village life isn't always as idyllic as you might think. Even a prince in a nearby castle has problems. . .
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 173,058 - Reviews: 1053 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Belle, Gaston
The Further Adventures of the Dancing Princesses by Queen Eleni reviews
Sequel to my Adventures of the Dancing Princesses, takes place 2 and a half years after. Starring the princesses and a bunch of other nutty people.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 49,287 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Complete
Springwild by Elfine Starkadder reviews
"Grief made the young Spring wild, and she threw down / Her kindling buds, as if she Autumn were…" –Adonais, Percy Shelley. The day in 1908 when Peaseblossom fell in love with a human.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 14,214 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/21/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Complete
Driftwood by nobleindeed reviews
Once, a maiden by the sea was to be married to a young man from the sea.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Complete
The Glass Riddle by Elfine Starkadder reviews
COMPLETE. "The question is, Inspector, who murdered Cinderella - and why?" Set in 1920. ...WARNING! Please desist from reading the reviews first, or if you do, read only those for the beginning of the story; this is a mystery, so the latest comments may contain spoilers. And if you really enjoy mysteries, you won't want to learn about the ending beforehand!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,192 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Complete
Under The Ice by astreamofanguish reviews
He was a cold, cruel and possibly heartless Prince. She was a young, cheerful mermaid forced to leave her beloved underwater home to serve him. Can she succeed in saving his ice-ravaged lands, and, more importantly, his ice-ravaged heart?
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 6/7/2008
Babiole by Backroads reviews
Fairy tales are all same: adventures, true love, true love lost, getting it back. At least that's how it works for humans. A capuchin, on the other hand? Just how would it all that work out for her?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 44,970 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010
Beware of Pride by bonsoirlune reviews
A P&P tale set at Brigham Young University, the college where a majority of people prefer to leave married, whose students are proud of it's 1 national ranking in the stone cold sober catagory, where the girl still wants the boy to open the door for her.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 67,543 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 11/5/2007
Of Quests and Magic by piratesswriter reviews
When Princess Ari and Lady Marielle uncover a plot, it's up to them to save the kingdom from a wicked king. Toss in a reluctant warlock, a group of brazen street performers, and a shy nobleman, and what do you have? A tale of comedy, romance, and magic.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,019 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/14/2008
Two Kingdoms by slam a revolving door reviews
Jasmine has never thought about marriage. Now she's being forced to marry a prince of Kilmere a potentially old man with a wife already! So she does what any self respecting princess would: she runs away. But if she finds love, will it end in tears?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,882 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Ad Undas by Clar the Pirate reviews
Lat. 'to the waves'. Rapunzel, with pirates.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,999 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Starlight, Star Bright by Backroads reviews
A Cinderella story. Fawn is a princess, murdered before her wedding. Christine is a servant desperate for freedom. Wyatt is a prince preparing for his coronation while still clinging to an unsolved mystery. What is the secret that binds them together?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,360 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Complete
In Dreams by The Norse Sisters reviews
Focusing on the events in the lives of a man chased by Nightmares out of his home in the blue desert and a young lady who has a strange connection to the Wisteria in her garden, along with a large crew of others. HOW WILL IT END?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,048 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/25/2009
Wanted: Fairy Godmother by Backroads reviews
Tansy is a beautician. Tansy wants a job. Tansy winds up doing the hair and makeup of fairy tale girls.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 45,933 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 11/11/2006
The Silver Butterfly by Igi reviews
Think an amalgamation of fairy-tale allusions, with a good dash of intrigue, romance, and swashbuckling. Also included: a tomboy princess, bandits, two handsome princes. Please R&R! *UPDATE* Considerable, humorous epilogue finished!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,304 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Complete
Judging A Book xNot All Books Should Be Readx by InChrist-Billios reviews
Lilliana is an avid reader who loves to escape her stuffy routine by freeing her mind in tales of lands far away. One day, she finds a book too good to put down, and gets perhaps more than she bargained for. :Sequel to Not All Surprises Are Pleasant:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 119,690 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/9/2010 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Complete
Heck with the Prince by arumdaum reviews
A sort of but not really Cinderella story. Sadie does not like attention but when the prince starts to take interest in her the attention will come. More detail inside.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,497 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/30/2010 - Published: 7/18/2006
The Frog's Princess by Unimaginable Possibilities reviews
This is a retelling of The Frog Prince with a humorous twist. The sarcastic prince tells his story of how he was transformed and how he won his princess's heart.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,557 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
A Knight in Shining Armor by Acy Yua reviews
Stumbling up the path was obnoxious, pimply-faced Richard Turner. He was my true love? I turned back to the cave. I hoped the dragon would eat him.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 4/4/2008
Daggers and Peas by InChrist-Billios reviews
The Princess and the Pea is such a bizarre story, even in the realm of Fairy Tales. Why a pea? Aren't there more useful things to notice than vegetables?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
The Mermaid's Daughter by Ana Cardic reviews
UPDATE! New chapter, in which stuff both happens and promises to happen soon.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,700 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 12/29/2006
The Princess and the Pee by aranel-glorfindel reviews
One night, a handsome Prince finds a bedraggled and lowly girl at his door. While staying at the palace, she aims to try the royal family's tolerance and determine whether the Prince will make a suitable husband. Will the couple unite in the end?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/6/2008
The Things We Leave Behind by ella minnow pea reviews
The only thing lonlier than being at the top, is being left at the bottom. Sad but sweet. Read and Review please...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Complete
The Trampled Rose by Finch the Touch reviews
Everyone knows the story of the Sleeping Princess, but what happens Ever After? What if she wasn't fond of being kissed by a complete stranger? How can a country thrown 100 years ahead cope? Please, reviews/flames/criticisms are greatly appreciated!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,067 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008
La Belle et la Bête by vanderspektacular reviews
They've got nothing in common: he's a pampered prince and she's a kitchen maid with a past. Will they ultimately find love in each other? A less literal twist on Beauty and the Beast, please R&R!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,743 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Complete
Elizabeth and the Platinum Dress by Prince Fire and Music reviews
Shy Elizabeth is suddenly chosen to be the heroine in a fairy's latest and craziest fairy tale. With an idiotic quarterback, an evil cosmetics salesman, a persuasive hair dryer, and a singing jellybean, can Elizabeth change her fate before it's too late?
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,677 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008
Flower Among Weeds by Claidi reviews
Preferring wit and intelligence over beauty and grace, Alva lived a life that consisted of books and learning—and she was happy with that. But an unlikely meeting fueled the flames of envy and hatred, starting an inferno she would have to face.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 1/1/2004
I Do, But That's It by InChrist-Billios reviews
A story about two sets of lives which go directly opposite of Fairy Tale norm, and how the occupants survive without killing each other... :set in the land of Not All Surprises Are Pleasant:
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 135,582 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
The Four Princesses of Illyria by Areida Rivers reviews
Ivy, Dinah, Abby & Sophie have always lived in the safety of their family's love, but invading barbarians threaten to tear apart their lives. Now the sisters must endure a father's absence, a mother's illness, & ultimately rescue their family & nation.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,500 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/27/2008 - Published: 5/7/2007
Princess Jane by Tearjerker22 reviews
Jane is a plain, simple peasant girl who dreams of becoming so much more. But is her dream life all it's cracked up to be? A simple, somewhat predictable fairy tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,164 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/23/2008 - Complete
The Mirror and the Fairest by Backroads reviews
Are evil queens born as such? Is the title of the Fairest eternal? When do fairy tales end? A twist on Snow White.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Complete
Princess and the Pea by littlema reviews
Who was the unknown princess in the palace? I think she was more than simply a royal girl.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,478 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Glass Rose by Prince Fire and Music reviews
She was supposed to marry a prince and live happily ever after. Then one night, everything changed. Now she is a prisoner to a hideous, savage beast: condemned to take the place of her evil father. Will Rose find her happy ending? Read and Review, please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,519 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
Beautiful by Dearheart reviews
Once upon a time, not long ago and not far away, there lived a wise and skillful Artist who loved to paint... A small parable about how beautifully and wonderfully made you are in the eyes of the Greatest Artist Of All.
Bible - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
I am Jill by Allergic-to-Paradox reviews
Jill is a young kitchen worker in the Giant's Castle, and likes it very much, thank you. So what will she do when young, handsome Jack appears and seems to be planning mischief? UPDATED! Now with chapter Six
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,592 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
One Day Never Seems to Come by Tamaran Girl reviews
He grew up too fast, never living life. She had everything taken from her in an early age. So when Prince Derek meets Alexandra, she’s going to show him how to live life to the fullest. She never expected him to fall in love with her – or to fall in love.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,003 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/26/2007 - Published: 1/12/2005
Beautiful by Recipe reviews
She needed to redeem her father's mistake for her mother's dying wish. He needed to discover his true history behind the throne admist deceit. Dig deeper. Play the other character. Turn around, dance in the shadows. Maybe some riddles don't have answers.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,127 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/24/2007 - Published: 1/24/2007
While I Was Out Walking One Day by Acy Yua reviews
Dear Diary, I was almost kidnapped by a knight in shining armour today. He called it a ‘rescue’, I called it a kidnapping...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,207 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Invisible Princess by LeBookworm reviews
DISCONTINUED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. What if the story of Sleeping Beauty was a sham? It was a horrible story, covered up by people to prevent panic and fear? That faeries and witches actually existed and that happy endings don't always happen...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,944 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 2/4/2006
Innocent Intentions: Part 2 by greenmaiden reviews
The witch is back, this time taking on the story of her second offense: kidnapping a baby. She will do whatever it takes to prove to death that she truely has: Innocent Intentions.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,690 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/16/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006
Rose Petals by onwingsofsnark reviews
The royal family of Hanor was your typical normal, royal family. There were no long forgotten curses, no fairies waiting to kill, or curse, one of the children of their family. But of course, every fairy tale has some sort of drama... right? R&R
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,202 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
Precious Cargo by calypsosun reviews
Orianna had a plan, and it was simple and uncomplicated. But the pirates who rescued her made sure to change all that, especially Tavis. Handsome but coldly distant, he was set to change her destiny.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,170 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/15/2007 - Published: 11/11/2005
Matchsticks Made of Straw by Backroads reviews
A miller's daughter who pretends to spin straw into gold. Her brother who sort of really does. A grumpy palace guard who's onto the whole thing. Rumplestiltskin has never caused so much trouble.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/9/2007 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
A Fairies' Tale by FairyPrincess625 reviews
Have you ever realized that every fairy tale is about a prince and a princess yet it's called a FAIRY tale? Here's a tale true to the name. Reviews wanted.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2007
Not All Surprises are Pleasant REWRITE SEE PROFILE by InChrist-Billios reviews
COMPLETE: A princess is unwillingly engaged to a duke's son, but no one except the king knows why. A kidnapping, struggle of heart, and many other things combine to make this tale not quite of the normal variety, though it sounds a little cliché to start
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 59,576 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Guidelines for Faeryland by FaylinnNorse reviews
Faeryland can be a dangerous place, these rules will help you to better survive in it. A bit of ridiculousness celebrating the great cliches of fairytales.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,239 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/22/2007 - Published: 10/7/2006
The truth about Love by idiotmousetrap reviews
Princess Daria of Blaven was brought up to be the perfect princess. Unfortunately for her, the court of Blaven is superficial. So when a handsome charming Prince visits Blaven, that could only mean a new change for Daria.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,550 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/28/2007 - Published: 12/17/2006
The Days to Fly by Crayola Color Sky reviews
The story follows a girl and young man, thrown together by fate, their lives complete opposites. I added titles to the chapters and edited a little.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,892 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Complete
The Prince And The Princess by Skeleton Band reviews
A librarian going to save a princess of a seaside kingdom? Will he be able to save her and will the princess venture the courage to go with such a pauper? This librarian has much more hidden behind his eyes. Read on to find out.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Complete
Fairy Tales Just Aren't For Me by Tamaran Girl reviews
Adena doesn't believe in fairy tales or love at first sight. They both just don’t happen in real life! Beauty is only skin deep. It matters what’s on the inside, not the outside. But what happens when the prince falls in love with her? R&R please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 88,313 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004
The Dance of the Cursed by FaylinnNorse reviews
12 princesses with a strange disease, a terrible hoax to find them husbands, a boy who wanted to be a hero, how will it all end? Read to find out. And review, of course. 12 Dancing Princesses fic.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,274 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006 - Complete
The Christmas Bluebird by Backroads reviews
What chance does a poor carpenter have to win the hand of a princess? My retelling of the holiday story.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,824 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Bring What May Come by Crayola Color Sky reviews
Raissa and Richard are betrothed, but neither of them know the other... nor do they wish to get married. One day they meet their true love, though they do not appear to be who they are...
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 18,900 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Caporushes by shattered rainbow reviews
Rose never thought that telling her father she loved him would get her kicked out of her home, made to wear rushes on her head, and made a servant in another household, nevermind falling in love.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,393 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 11/28/2006 - Published: 10/17/2006
The Nixie by Backroads reviews
Things wait in the water by the old mill pond... and they never forget a promise made.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,170 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/17/2006 - Published: 10/12/2006 - Complete
A Watery Tale by FaylinnNorse reviews
Darya woke up by the sea, one day, with no memory of her past. Will she ever find out who she really is? R&R please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,453 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/30/2006 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Complete
Innocent Intentions: Part 1 by greenmaiden reviews
the wicked witch is about to be punished for her wicked deeds by loosing her true love. In a desperate attempt to save him she begs for death to hear her side of the story in her deeds because really she had perfectly innocent
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,467 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/24/2006 - Published: 8/27/2006 - Complete
Spy Princess by FaylinnNorse reviews
This is a sleeping beauty retelling I just thought of one time. Aleia is a spy until she finds out she's a princess doomed to die at her next birthday. R&R please!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,011 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Complete
Tortured School Days by lilypad reviews
Anne Shirley has hated Gilbert Blythe with a passion ever since he called her "carrots" over a year ago. However, when Miss Stacey announces that they will be doing Romeo and Juliet as a class study...well, things will change.
Anne of Green Gables series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,908 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 12/23/2002
The Adventures of the Dancing Princesses by Queen Eleni reviews
A novelization of my favorite fairy tale.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,648 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/2/2006 - Published: 2/1/2006 - Complete
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Dewdrops on Brambles reviews
The mountainous country of Bamfr desires a royal marriage to seal the contract of peace with Alkahad. The princess of Alkahad detests the idea and considers King Karl an uncouth barbarian. She decides that her newly arrived lady-in-waiting, Eithne, is her solution.
Fairy Tales - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/16/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013
Think Again reviews
You'd think being the daughter of General Beric and Lady May would mean I would be at the top of society. You'd think being around eligible bachelors all my life would give me an advantage into them liking me, or me liking them. You'd think I'd be beautiful. Nope. Think again. Stand alone sequel to It's Not That Easy.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,802 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 12/4/2012
The Haughty Princess reviews
Ruth is a pretty proud princess. She is very unmarriagable and her father is at a loss. But she is capable of being forced to the altar. But to a beggar? Just when she thinks she's slipped out of it, kidnapping and drudgery occur. I thank the Grimm brothers!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 110,574 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
It's Not That Easy reviews
You wouldn't think a kitchen girl would be this deep in the complications of love. I mean hot sauce I'm a kitchen girl! And I almost wish I never met the prince. Almost. Things are crazy, including Charlie, May, Beric, Alyce and a little thing called love
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 121,125 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Wake up Rose! reviews
The prince has finally arrived at his goal he finds Briar Rose to be...well, let's just say not what he expected.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 888 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/27/2007 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Complete
The Calm Before the Storm reviews
I think Cassandra is so awesome, so I just wrote a little thing with her in the midst of the Trojan War. R and R!
Homer - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Complete
A Prince a Horse and an Adventure reviews
You always hear about these poor princesses having to marry this unknown prince. What about the poor princes that have to marry some unknown princess? Ok, so I did know Princess Anastasia, but that just makes it worse.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 86,083 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 12/16/2006 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Complete
The Captain and the Spy reviews
Dasian is in trouble. His current spies are treacherous, causing terrible losses to his rebel army. He meets up with a fairy and reluctantly lets her spy. Some Romance...Wrote this thing when I was 11! Please reply!
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 44,719 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
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