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Joined 02-22-06, id: 995890, Profile Updated: 07-17-16
Author has written 36 stories for Star Wars, Valdemar universe, Silmarillion, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Star Trek: 2009, and Dragonlance.

I like writing stories that are humorous, alternate universe or examine little-known canonical situations. My recent stories have been all over the map, and have included some more dramatic and less humorous stories than normal.

I hope you like my stories. I am trying to improve my writing skills, so constructive criticism and suggestions are very welcome. I also find reviews encouraging, so I'm more likely to keep writing things that are well-reviewed. I almost always reply to story reviews, so if you have questions, ask and they will most likely be answered.

I'd also like to say thanks to a certain friend of mine who has been a sounding board for many bizarre ideas, and who has beta-read many of the things you see up here. I'd also like to thank AiedailWing and Dawn Felagund for nominating two of my stories for MEFA 2010 and one for MEFA 2011. Bringing Trouble to Barad-dur won 3rd place in the Humor: incomplete subcategory.

Coming Soon to FF.net:

I'm headed back to Middle-earth. I am part-way through The Numenorean Letters, a series of letters between Gil-galad and the Numenorean rulers about the War of the Elves vs. Sauron. I am also working on To Break an Oath. It is an AU about Maglor, Maedhros and their last attempt to gain the Silmarils. This may be a stand-alone, or may go into The Crackfic Compendium. I'm not sure.

Other Writings:

I have an original fiction fantasy short-story anthology, The Box Turned Inside Out, for sale on Amazon.

I have also had a story published in the October 2009 issue of Long Story Short .

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These Aren't the Droids You're Looking For by Kelaria reviews
A bumbling Stormtrooper, a passive-aggressive Sith Lord, and a mysterious Nerf herder save the galaxy from the forces of evil!
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,053 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Dark Power Arising by Shemyaza1 reviews
Sequel to A Singular Honour. With Eonwe, Kim and others. Please be aware that the story does deviate from canon, this is unavoidable given that it involves modern involvment in ME. There is also a Higher Powers Sense of Humour Alert :P MEFA 2010 Nominee
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 76 - Words: 379,674 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Have a Nice Trip by frodogenic reviews
The most unlikely hero imaginable inadvertently saves the galaxy from evil dominion and oppression. And Luke thought it had to be hard… ROTJ ends just a bit differently.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 39 - Published: 7/6/2008 - E. Palpatine, Darth Vader - Complete
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The Crackfic Compendium reviews
Number Two: To Break an Oath Ch 1: Blame the tent pegs. The compendium will eventually contain a selection of AUs, crossovers, and pure crackfic.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26 - Published: 6/29 - Gil-Galad, Maedhros, Maglor, Sauron
The Numenorean Letters reviews
The War of the Elves vs. Sauron, as told through a series of letters between Gil-galad and the rulers of Numenor. Currently 1700: Now or Never.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,624 - Reviews: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Gil-Galad, Tar-Minastir, Tar-Telperiën
In the House of Feanor reviews
Short stories containing members of House Feanor doing various interesting and strange things. The stories are also frequently invaded by House Finarfin. Ch 14: Denial and Defiance/Tea with Sauron.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,591 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Celebrimbor, Curufin, Maedhros, Maglor
The Dagor Ostlos reviews
After the horror and the wonder of the War of Wrath, it is time for everyone to lower their guard a little and take joy in being alive and free.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/29 - Complete
Mice, Magic and a Mini-Majere reviews
In which Raistlin's experimentation with time goes massively awry, and both Dalamar and a much-changed Raistlin must deal with the consequences. AU.
Dragonlance - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,581 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/26 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Dalamar, Raistlin, Caramon
Bitter Dregs reviews
Diplomacy is generally a poor source for exciting stories… except when it goes horribly wrong, leaving Gil-galad and the ambassadors of Gondor and Arnor at death's door, and an assassin on the loose. If any of them dies, can the alliance between the Elves and the Numenorean Exiles survive?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,802 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 4/27 - Galadriel, Elrond, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
Meddling in the Affairs of Mages reviews
A series of short stories about Urtho, Mage of Silence, and his friends and foes. Story 6: Trials of a Secret Gryphon-Parent
Valdemar universe - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22 - Published: 1/28
Star Trek: Trapped in Darkness reviews
When something goes wrong reviving Khan from cryosleep, Khan finds himself in the toughest situation he has ever faced. Alone and injured, can he manage to free himself and his crew from Marcus' hands? AU
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,609 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 7/27/2013 - John Harrison/Khan, Admiral Marcus, Carol Marcus, C. Pike - Complete
When Backup Plans Go Wrong reviews
... or, Thrawn the Dancing Girl. A few years after the Yuuzhung Vong war, a mislabeled flash memory tape of Grand Admiral Thrawn turns up in the wrong place, and is used...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2013
Memory reviews
After the Battle of the Star Forge Revan has to adapt to life in the Jedi Temple. Can he do it, or will returning memories and stubbornness on both sides make it impossible?
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,926 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Revan, Zhar Lestin
First Impressions reviews
A republic lieutenant meets Revan for the first time and both is and isn't impressed.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Revan - Complete
Star Warts reviews
Because Star Wars deserves to be parodied. Chapter Three: The Trouble with Asteroid Fields...
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 10/21/2009
Bringing Trouble to Barad dur reviews
In the Halls of Mandos, Celebrimbor and Gil-galad receive a unique assignment: go as ghosts to Barad-dur and distract Sauron from his war against the free peoples of Middle-earth. MEFA 2010 Humor Incomplete 3rd place winner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 29,531 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sauron, Nazgul, E. Gil-Galad - Complete
Xenophobia in Beleriand reviews
In which everyone is prejudiced against everyone else.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010
The Many Fates of Mary Sue reviews
The Suethor has invented a computer program that will send hundreds of identical Mary Sues to Middle-earth. Can she be stopped before Middle-earth disappears into a giant plothole? Or does Middle-earth have more defenses than it is given credit for?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,561 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/5/2010 - Published: 9/27/2010
Of Eowyn and Galadriel reviews
What do the two strongest female characters in The Lord of The Rings think of each other when they meet?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Eowyn, Galadriel - Complete
The Fall of Gilgalad, Unabridged reviews
The Lay of The Fall of Gil-galad as the epic poem it was meant to be.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sauron, E. Gil-Galad, Elendil
Keeping Faith reviews
Grand Admiral Thrawn survives Bilbringi but is critically injured, leaving Pellaeon in charge until he recovers. But can even Thrawn's brilliance and Pellaeon's quiet loyalty save the Empire from its own past? AU
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 35,946 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Thrawn, Pellaeon
The OTHER Lays of Beleriand reviews
The Lays JRR Tolkien did not write for very good reasons. Part Eight: The Harp and Other Poems
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/16/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008
Talking to Imperials reviews
Conversations between and essays by citizens and soldiers of the Galactic Empire
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2010 - Published: 2/17/2007
In the Museum of Art reviews
During a class field trip to the art museum, a young Thrawn uncovers information about the origins of the Chiss - and drives his teachers and the museum staff up the wall by disobeying almost every rule in the book.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Complete
Five Things That Didn't Happen to Sauron reviews
Different decisions by Sauron lead to startlingly different futures, while chance causes the best-laid of plans to go awry.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Complete
The Day the Numenoreans Left reviews
Tar Palantir sends a formal delegation to the elves of Lindon for the first time in over a hundred years. Unfortunately, not everyone wants the delegation to succeed, and Murphy's Law makes its presence felt.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,606 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Amandil, Gil-Galad, Ar-Pharazôn - Complete
Rings of Pride and Ruin reviews
Celebrimbor discovers that Annatar has betrayed them all, and has to take responsibility for the situation before total disaster can result.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Celebrimbor, Galadriel, Sauron - Complete
Pivot Point reviews
Celebrimbor and Annatar meet for the first time.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
The Realms of Beleriand: A Geography reviews
A guide to the realms of Beleriand for the advanced student in ancient history, as required by her Majesty Queen Arwen of Gondor in year seven of the fourth Age.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/9/2008
Healing What is Marred reviews
Finarfin and Finrod work to understand each other and their world after Finrod's return from Mandos, while preparing for the War of Wrath and Finrod's wedding.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,634 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008
Into Exile reviews
Elendil's arrival in Middle Earth, and his first meeting with the Elves.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Elrond, Elendil - Complete
An Orc of Nargothrond reviews
If orcs are descended from elves or men, they must have children. What happens when elves find an orphaned baby orc?
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Complete
Walking into Darkness reviews
A detailed retelling of the Nargothrond Element of the Lay of Leithian from the points of view of Finrod Felagund and Orodreth.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,202 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Finrod F., Orodreth - Complete
Sauron's Amazing Technicolour Dungeons reviews
The quest for the Silmaril encounters a rather different dungeon than they expected, and is unsure whether to be relieved or terrified.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Finrod F., Beren - Complete
Wall Spider reviews
Finrod takes a break from delving Nargothrond to go rock climbing, at the urging of his nephew Orodreth.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Finrod F., Orodreth - Complete
Your dungeons are inadequate reviews
A letter from Sauron to Finrod Felegund sent shortly after the fall of Minas Tirith. Apparently Sauron has some complaints he wishes to make.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 228 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sauron, Finrod F. - Complete
Echoes of What Might Have Been reviews
Alternate scenarios for the end of The Black Gryphon. There are so many other things that could have happened. AU
Valdemar universe - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Imperial Pawn reviews
A young clone of Thrawn is captured by the Empire, who wish to use him as a pawn. The consequences of this are rather different from anyone's expectations. Mildly AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,105 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Death Star letter reviews
A letter from Grand Admiral Thrawn to Emperor Palpatine expressing concerns about the Death Star plans
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2006 - E. Palpatine - Complete
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