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Author has written 3 stories for Fairy Tales, Song of the Lioness, and Wheel of Time.
10/7/13: Oh my god. Have you ever looked back at something you wrote on the internet years ago, and just thought... what was WRONG with me? Because that is what describes this profile. I cannot believe this exists. I was definitely an idiot. Not that I'll update anything... That is all.
Last Updated 3/30/08
Real name: Laura
Location: Northeastern US
Music: BEATLES! Had to put that in... If I ever write any songfics, it'll probably be with one of their songs.
Random Facts About Me: Hmmm... well, my favorite flowers are Sunflowers, (I have a small patch on the side of the house, along with several other flowers) green is my favorite color,(why does no one ever like green?) and I LOVE to read. Most of my friends kinda don't, so they think I'm crazy but that's okay. I love to read fantasy books, and absolutely hate having nothing to read. At the moment what I'm most hooked on is The Vampire Chronicles (more about that below). I play the flute, love to draw and paint and am surprisingly good at math. It drives me crazy when I go to read a story and find that it must have been written by someone who only recently learned how to read and write, has no idea what a spell-check is and learned English as a second language. That must be the case, because otherwise they'd be total idiots. I notice everything, and will comment on it if I see it more than once. Don't be offended if I make/made one of these comments; I can't help it, and it's usually no big deal. I've just started to get back into fanfiction, and am having some trouble finding decent stories that I like. What I'm reading most are stories about The Vampire Chronicles, and I have to look elsewhere for those, as this site doesn't support them. I also found a wonderful private site with Smallville stories centered around Clark and Chloe-- and no offense meant to anyone, but they're way better than anything I've found here. Anyway, enjoy the rest of my profile, if you read it!
I don't know if anyone's actually interested in this, but for some reason I feel the urge to put it anyway, so here it is. Please don't kill me for saying this, but I've figured out that, a lot of times, the best place to find good fanfiction is . . . not here. I'm not talking about any stories in particular, but, often, this just seems to be quantity over quality. I guess I'm tired of looking through hundreds of pages of 200 word netspeak nothing stories written by ten year olds that all seem to say the same things, if you can mentally edit enough to understand them, just trying to find that one gem hidden somewhere in their midst. I've found that gem a couple of times before, but honestly, it's just too hard.
So, I now have a series of smaller sites/authors that I read. Each focuses on a specific genre of fanfiction, and generally has high quality, original stories. Here's my current list, if anyone cares:
The Vampire Chronicles Fanfiction
Harry Potter Harry/Hermione Fanfiction
"Can you believe our luck?" asked Ron miserably, bending down to pick up Scabbers. "Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back." Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Rest In Peace Robert Jordan. We all miss you and your amazing stories.
I'm sorry to anyone who was reading my story, Lyss's Turn, but it is now officially on hiatus. I may or may not return to writing it at some point in the future. I have only recently started reading fanfiction again, and while I may write something, I don't think I will be continuing that story any time soon. I'm very sorry to anyone upset by this.
My Obsessions: these are the things that I love, and read/watch over and over again, practically know by heart and am most likely to read/write fanfiction on. It takes a lot for things to make this list, which is why it's so much shorter than the favorites. These are the favorites of the favorites. I love these, I need them, I dream them, I am them. Not to get obsessive or anything. Anything like this is considered an obsession.
The Wheel of Time
Favorite TV Shows
Avatar: The Last Airbender
My absolute favorite fanfiction is and always will be the Harry/Hermione saga by Mena Baines (penname) on her site, Hermione's World. It was one of the first Harry Potter fanfics ever written, and it will always be the best. I think I can rightfully blame my sadly dashed but strong hopes for the series to go Harry/Hermione on these stories, as well as my trouble with finding any other HP fanfiction I can enjoy-- compared with this, the rest seems rather sad. Feel blessed if I have noticed a HP story by you. Here's a link, if anyone's interested...
"It is our choices, Harry, far more than our abilities, that determine who we really are." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
"Brilliant! Snape won't have time to poison us all!" -Ron Weasley
"Proud?" said Harry, "Are you crazy? All those times I could've died, and I didn't manage it? They'll be furious..." -Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
" 'Can you believe our luck?' asked Ron miserably, bending down to pick up Scabbers. 'Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.' " -Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
"'Are you threatening me, sir?' Uncle Vernon seemed to swell as he looked Moody over.
"After all, to the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure." -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
"Mordor... the one place in Middle Earth we don't want to see any closer; the one place we're trying to get to, and the one place we can't get. Let's face it, Mr. Frodo: we're lost." -Samwise Gamgee
"Side? I am on nobody's side, because nobody is on my side." -Treebeard the Ent
"Well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool, by making this world a little colder..." -Paul McCartney, Hey Jude
"All the girls around her say: ' She's got it coming! '
"Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight..." -The Beatles, I'm Looking Through You
"... and then you're going be PRESIDENT, mister, and that's final!" -Lois, Malcolm in the Middle
"You the kinda guy who does nothing but bad things, then wonders why his life sucks?" -opening line of My Name is Earl.
"They say mosquitos in Africa kill people. Can you imagine how big those things gotta be?" -Joy, My Name is Earl.
"Earl, there's a message in my alphabets! It says 'oooooooooo."
"Never kiss a girl whose brothers have knife scars." -Mat, The Fires of Heaven, from The Wheel of Time
"A woman's flaming rights are whatever she flaming says they are." -Uno, The Fires of Heaven, from The Wheel of Time
"The best lie is often one too ridiculous to be taken for a lie." - Morgase, The Eye of the World, from The Wheel of Time
"Stopping a man from what he wants to do is like taking a sweet from a child. Sometimes you have to do it, but sometimes it just isn't worth the trouble." -Egwene, The Fires of Heaven, from The Wheel of Time
"I will be the Vampre Lestat for all to see. A symbol, a freak of nature - something loved, something despised, all of those things. I tell you I can't give it up. I can't miss. And quite frankly I am not in the least afraid." -Lestat, The Vampire Lestat (Concerning him becoming a Rock Star, which was hilarious.)
"You know, if you weren't a natural enemy who also happened to be trying to steal away the reason for my existance, I might actually like you, Jacob." -Edward, Eclispe
"What were you doing in that iceberg? And why aren't you frozen!" -Sokka
"Oh, are you hoping some other huge fluffy beast will show up and offer you a ride?" -Katara
"You have the heart of a lion and an utter lack of imagination, and I envy you both those qualities." Ashley Wilkes to Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind
"The only time crying did any good was when there was a man around from whom you wished favors." -Scarlett O'Hara, Gone with the Wind
"Life is like a box of chocolates." -Forrest Gump's mama
"Mama says she named me Forrest 'cause, sometimes, ya gotta do stuff that just don't make no sense." -Forrest Gump
"A picture is worth a thousand words and a story is worth a thousand images." – Spleefmistress
"So when no one else could do it, you came slumming after me, and I'm your absolute last choice?!"
"So many comebacks . . . I can't pick." -Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
"I'm okay; I'm just trying to recover from last night. It was one of those nights where you start off stepping in quicksand, and end up with a sixteen-ton anvil landing on your head." -Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
"How many times can you use the word 'blows' in an article before it becomes redundant?" -Rory, Gilmore Girls
"Rory, I have to know where you are at all times, especially when you're wearing my shoes!" -Lorelai, Gilmore Girls
"I don't want to incur the 'wrath of Luke'." (concerning cell phones)
"You mean... I'm being marked down?! I've been kidnapped by K-Mart!!" -Ruthless People
"Well, ain't he nice. He really-- wait a minute! Blow up the oiyth! He can't do that! Everyone I know is on oiyth! The noiyve of that guy." -Bugs Bunny (if you didn't get it, oiyth=earth and noiyve=nerve.)
"I tawt I taw a putty tat!" -Tweety Bird
Elizabeth: "There will come a moment, Jack Sparrow, when you will have a chance to do the right thing."
"Me, I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something... incredibly... stupid." -Captain Jack Sparrow
"Well, I'm just going to have to find myself a new giant, that's all!" -The Princess Bride
"Trust is very important, Sabrina. Without it, you can't run the really big cons." -Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch
"If mouse is mice and louse is lice, shouldn't house be hice?" -?
"If canadians say 'eh', and mexicans say 'si', shouldn't we say 'b'?" - a friend
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