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Joined 02-23-06, id: 996233, Profile Updated: 08-08-10
Author has written 7 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Star Wars, Final Fantasy X, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Adventure Time with Finn and Jake.

Ugh sorry about me not updating ANY of my stories. I've moved, gone to college, had my computer crash (I got a new one obviously) and a general lack of muses.

Sora: Not true on the last bit.

Silence!

Sora: What? You've been working on other stories that haven't been posted yet because they're not done.

Because of the lack of muses.

Axel: More like because you won't stop playing 358/2 Days for a certain reason anyone who's played the game and read your Chaser story will know.

No comment.

Sora: Is this the same reason that she keeps starting KHII over and over again without finishing any of the previous ones? Save for the first time of course.

Axel: Yeah pretty much.

Sometimes I really hate having inner voices.

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So yeah ignoring the weirdness above, I have been starting and stopping on other projects and I'm sorry about not updating my existing stories. Unfortunately pretty much everything is true. I moved and lost my writing mojo. Then I had to go to college and there was no time for me to write and I lost the plot for the next chapter in my Chaser story. The computer crashing is also true and just a short time ago I nearly had a heart attack because I couldn't find my files. Luckily they have been found and after I finish up at least one of my unfinished KHII game files (or sooner than that you never know) I will get back to my posted stories.

Finished:

Demyx's Boomerang Adventure- A Kingdom Hearts parody of Hammy's Boomerang Adventure from Over the Hedge. Oneshot

In Progress:

The Chasers- A now AU sequel to KHII. A regular girl from Earth finds out that not only are the events in the Kingdom Hearts real but that she has an important part to play in fate of the worlds. The reason I say NOW AU is because when I started writing it everything from Birth by Sleep was only just starting to be released so I took what was vaugely known and did my own take on things. Since Birth by Sleep has come out (North America gets it in November) my story no longer follows cannon hence AU.

Demyx's Boomerang Adventure 2: Zexion's Revenge- Sequel to DBA, Zexion plots his revenge against Axel for the events in DBA. I still need prank ideas for Zexion to use against Axel.

Over the Hedge, KH Style- An experiment for possible future KH style stories. The plot of Over the Hedge with Kingdom Hearts characters.

As a Stone- Final Fantasy X with two extra guardians. Follows the plot of the game.

Star Wars REDONE: Episode I the Phantom Menace- The first of six stories, two Star Wars fans, Sindi and Rin, get sucked into the SW galaxy and become part of the unfolding events.

Planning:

Memory Maze- Sequel to The Chasers, part two in the trilogy. Can't say too much about the plot at this point

SWR: AOTC- Part two of the Star Wars REDONE series, Sindi and Rin return to the Star Wars galaxy and begin their crash course Jedi training while trying to keep the galaxy from falling apart.

SWR: ROTS- Part three, the girls enter the darkest chapter in the galaxy's history as the Clone Wars end and the Empire begins.

SWR: ANH- Part four, the girls join the Rebellion while trying to maintain their friendship

SWR: ESB- Part five, the girls try to continue Luke's training to the best of their abilities. A trip to Cloud City reveals the truth about Luke's parentage and Sindi must make a pivotal decision.

SWR: ROTJ- Part six, trapped in the SW galaxy for a year by Sindi's choice Rin tries to bring the story to a happy ending.

That's it so far. More will be added as I think them up.

Quotes:

"You are the dumbest smart person I know." (I,Robot)

"You're the dumbest dumb person I know." (also I,Robot)

"If I randomly got dumped into a life changing adventure, I'd freak out then try to to save the world." (me to my mom)

"Why isn't anybody reviewing my story!" (my thoughts when I saw I didn't have any new reviews for one of my stories)

S: "Please just give me a blaster."
R: "No."
S: "Aww come on. I can end it right here and now."
R: "As much as I want to say yes, I have to say no."
S: "Why the kriff not!"
R: "One because we don't know what that would to the timeline and two we're in a public place."
S: "Sithspit." (Sindi and Rin in Star Wars Redone.) (Chapter hasn't been posted.)

"Why you half witted, scruffy looking Nerf herder!"
"Whose scruffy looking?" (Empire Strikes Back)

"A friend calls you in jail, a good friend visits you in jail, and a best friend sits next to you in the cell saying 'Boy did we screw that up'." (unknown and it's soo true XP)

"Don't make me get out the super soaker!" (me to the Axel voice in my head)

"I think it's mentally impossible to get rid your inner voices."
"So I'm stuck with Axel in there until I die?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" (me and the Roxas voice in my head)

Other stuff:

you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

you understand any of this

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your carcass off.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Queen S of Randomness 016, Light Dragon SunsSong, Neassa, Kimiko, Heart Keeper

you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.'

you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.

you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue.

you understand any of this

Even when you cant see Him, GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

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A Final Fantasy VII Christmas Carol by Sussurous reviews
Sephiroth hates Christmas until three ghosts pay him a visit. AU
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,852 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 11/9/2008
Turk Oneshots by Arashi Maxwell reviews
Just a bunch of oneshots about the Turks, mostly Reno. They're all just wierd things I thought up after seeing Advent Children. Some use of alcohol.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,149 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 5/4/2006 - Reno
The XIII Order by Serexion reviews
A collection of oneshots and drabbles, centraling around the Organization XIII. New ideas welcome, drop a review. UP: Sora and Tax Forms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,704 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 4/24/2006
Boredom With a Captial B by Rauxlen reviews
Axel, Roxas, and Demyx, in their quest for amusement, have turned Zexion into a child. Now with twice the random! Let chaos reign!Chapter 9: Doorknobs, Hair Dye, and Explosions
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,867 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2007 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Axel, Roxas
KH's Funniest Videos by Scribble-Dead reviews
Get set for another action of fun, laughter, and what's more, jokes! Featuring Jean LeeThat's me see what the casts of KH done, having the chance to have their minute of fame! Discontinued due to lack of inspiration.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,903 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/30/2006 - Published: 3/22/2006 - Complete
Twilight Exodus by Yeshua reviews
Mickey’s dead and the worlds are back to normal. However, someone isn’t feeling quite the same. Being halfHeartless is opening doors and revealing truths that he rather not know. You see, for Sora, sanity is a hard thing to maintain. [AntiSora fic]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,310 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Sora
The League of Extraordinary Weirdoes by hurkydoesntknow reviews
When Sora and his friends get in a nuclear accident, they all obtain superpowers and decide to use them to save the worlds, but what will happen when the bad guys try to get Sora to join them? This story is discontinued as of February 2010
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,414 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Sora
The Twilight of Light by R.A. Pointless reviews
The darkness lusts after the Keyblade Master. He is the means to conquoer the world and throw it all into chaos and ruin. After Sora discovers a secret love between Riku and Kairi, the darkness may finally have its chance at him...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,185 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Riku, Kairi - Complete
Mall Madness by Flurry Fire reviews
[COMPLETE] This is what happens when Sora wins a shopping spree and takes the KH people and me! Contains chaos, cat fights, blowing stuff up, hypnotizing, violence, and attack of the.......DOHNUTS? Rated for cussing. Mainly 1st person & names change
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,022 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Bairn by critical-blow reviews
XIII Order ficcy. One of Xigbar's time spells goes horribly wrong leaving him and several other order members with some pint sized problems... [PreCoM]
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,012 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Vexen, Axel
On the Other Side by Greykey reviews
Sora's story is one we all know, but what about Riku's? We know he teamed up with maleficent and got possessed by the darkness, but just how exactly? And what made him do it?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,698 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2006 - Published: 2/26/2006
Sora vs the 7Up Machine by blondie91 reviews
Good morning channel 100, 200, 725, 534, 777 viewers... This fic is completed! The sequel is out on my account, da marshmallow! Please r & r!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,251 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Complete
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Song of Pleasure reviews
A gift for my friend SweetxInsanityXSarah and based on an RP that we are doing together. Atem and Marceline have finally gotten some down time from their adventures until a blackout brings an unexpected event. Rated M for sexy time.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Atem, Marceline A. - Complete
The Chasers reviews
A filler chapter involving Earth.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 35,262 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2010 - Published: 8/1/2006
Star Wars REDONE: Episode I The Phantom Menace reviews
One summer, two Star Wars fans get sucked into that galaxy far, far away and become part of the unfolding events.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,146 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/3/2009 - Published: 6/18/2007
Demyx's Boomerang Adventure 2: Zexion's Revenge reviews
Zexion plans to get back at Axel for the events in Demyx's Boomerang Adventure.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,814 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/4/2007 - Zexion
As a Stone reviews
The story of Final Fantasy X with two new guardians. Real summery inside.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,431 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008
Over the Hedge, KH style reviews
It's Over the Hedge with Kingdom Hearts characters. Dedicated to CaptainSoraSparrow who gave me the idea.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/2/2007
Demyx's Boomerang Adventure reviews
Based off of the short Hammy's Boomerang Adventure from the Over The Hedge DVD. Axel, Larxene, and Roxas make a video starring Demyx.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete