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Joined 02-23-06, id: 996332, Profile Updated: 03-13-14
Author has written 11 stories for Legend of Zelda, Super Smash Brothers, Fruits Basket, Hunchback of Notre Dame, Horton Hears a Who, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Animaniacs, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Disclaimer: -in a John-Turturro-as-John-Shooter accent- It's mine. Weren't ever anybody else's. . . . . Okay, fine. I don't own anything except my stupid plots and crappy OCs! Way to rub it in my face that all the cool stuff belongs to someone else.

Stories: You see those little things at the bottom of the page, with the blue letters and stuff? Yep, that's the writing I'm putting out there for the world. Lucky you, world. So . . . here's a brief description for each of them (in chronological order, approximately). I might be harsher on them than I should be, but I try to give people (like YOU!) fair warning on the bad qualities of my writing. The good qualities, for the most part, I'll let you find for youself.

Genesis (February 2006 - November 2006):

Ah, my very first fic. Living proof that very first fics are, more often than not, absolutely terrible. This is crawling with Mary Sues and idiotic plot devices, and is really just . . . not good. However, I keep it up here because I like to look it over and realize how far I've come (which I hope is pretty far), and because it's the prequel to my arguably better Zelda stories. . . . which haven't actually all been written yet. Anyway, this story is okay if you don't really like quality writing. I mean, parts of it I'm very proud of (there's a section with pirates that makes me laugh every time -- because it's intentionally funny), but it's riddled with amateurish mistakes, and whatever anonymus person reviewed it and said, "n00b," they couldn't have been more right. Still, as far as first attempts go, this one isn't horrible. Chapters 1-11 have been updated/edited, and each broken up into two sections. Which means that technically the first 22 chapters you read are edited. The cover was made by myself, using the following images: the font from cooltext, the Triforce found on Google, the skeleton also found on Google, Ganondorf by warningyou, Nabooru by Wictorian-Art, young Impa created on RPG Heroine Maker, and young Zelda and Daphnes created using Fairytale Scene Maker.

The Worst Ever Spy Movie (June 2006):

All right, though this one was written around the same time as Genesis, I actually enjoy it quite a bit. The writing quality is about the same as my previous story, and the fourth wall has been broken so many times that it's practically nonexistant, but it's a comedy, which is a bit more lenient, I've noticed, and thus some of the more cringe-worthy phrases are excusable. Overall, this is an fun read, and happens to be one of my favorites (though in no way the best). The humor is obvious but funny, so I consider it a success.

Insanity (February 2007):

It's odd. It's nonsenical. It's pretty amusing. Another one of those Genesis-era fics, with no real plot or rationale to speak of, it's a silly little piece of crack for those of you who like that sort of thing. I'll admit that I liked writing Yuki as a psycho, though.

A Song of Paris (November 2007):

A poem I wrote whilst being utterly obsessed with the Hunchback of Notre Dame. It's about gypsies and Gadje (which I think I spelled wrong in the summary and don't care enough to fix). It's just a poem, and as far as poetry goes, I think it's all right. Nice use of imagery and description.

Yuki and Kakeru's Cooking Adventure! (December 2007):

My last -- so far -- humorous little story, though of supremely better quality than anything else written at this point (by which I mean December 2007). Though with hints of awkward wording and adjective bloat, it's cute, it's funny, and I love it. Yuki and Kakeru are extraordinarily fun to write, and overall I'm happy with everyone in this story's characterization (with the possible exception of Machi, who may be a bit too friendly). This is possibly one of my better stories.

The Dark Triforce (December 2006 - Present):

This was started before I'd even wrote Genesis (ie, back when I still sucked), and published immediately after Genesis' end. So . . . the beginning definitely leaves a lot to be desired. A whole lot. However, as I began to suck less and grow to be the writer I am now (and I consider myself pretty good, or at least decent), the story's improved greatly. The time between updates for this one is obscenely long, because I have to fill twelve pages before posting because I'm an idiot and decided that was how long to make the chapter length, but it's still being worked on, and WILL be finished. But the later chapters are much better than the first several. So far the Prologue has been rewritten, but it'll be slow going, since my chapters are so long and I decided to work on the prequel (Genesis) first.

Horton Hears a Who!: Moments of You (April 2008 - Present):

YES! I actually have a 100-percent-or-pretty-darn-close-to-that GOOD fanfic! Hallelujah! This is by far my favorite story (excluding The Dark Triforce for nostalgia's sake (and that the later chapters are, as I said, not bad)). It's about Mayor Ned McDodd and his childhood friend (and future wife) Sally O'Malley, and their budding relationship. Filled with cuteness, fluff, and humor to the brim in a slightly unusual style -- it's much more childish than anything else I've written. And I'm pretty sure . . . NO MARY SUES! WHOO! That calls for a happy dance.

Dear Marni, I Am So Sorry . . . (April 2009):

I like this one. It's nine pages, and it took me three months. How sad is that? However, it's very good, in my opinion, and worth checking out. I'm too tired to say anything else about it, so go read the thing for yourself.

A Little Glimpse of Leg (July 2011 - Present):

A little experiment in characterization and writing a story that currently has no plot but needs one. I read so many amazing stories including (but not limited to) The Burbank Confession and the first two chapters of Family (which are, sadly, all I've had time to read) and was inspired. I tried my best to keep these authors' influences out of my work, and hope that the only similarities are that they can be depressing as heck. If you spot anything untoward, please let me know. There's a character I'm worried about who may have gone so far away from Sue-age that she's come full circle as an Anti!Sue or Whiny!Sue, but again, I hope not. All in all, I think it's pretty good so far, and I'm excited to see where it goes. The cover image was created by myself, using the following images with permission: The picture of the Warners by AyakoOtani, the font from cooltext, the image of Minerva Mink by MawsCM, Hello Nurse by crazedg, and Emily (OC) created using a princess maker.

Hairdresser (January 2012):

Just a little one-shot that's meant to take place before A Little Glimpse of Leg. Yakko's such a cute little lech, isn't he? I wanted to play around with him and the other Warners as kids, though they've never really talked like little kids, have they? It was a character study, I guess you could call it, and a fluff piece that was just fun to write.

Makeup (March 2014):

I actually wrote this a long time ago — probably around the time of Dear Marni . . . It was a bit mean-spirited, perhaps, as I’d written it in response to all those stories in which Jack Sparrow falls in love with a saucy maid, marries her, and lives happily ever after with a bunch of pirate babies; it’s a fun story, and some of those are quite good, but it never seemed very realistic to his character. So I decided to create my own version. Despite being fanfic, it really centers around an OC named Catherine, and this is the only thing about the fic that bothers me. There was really no other way to do it, since I was trying to mimic the style of those Jack-marries-end-of-story fanfics, which are almost always from the point of view of the OC, but I never like to do that. I hope it isn’t too boring for readers, in any case. It’s fairly well-written, at least. (Man, I’m really back at talking up my stories, aren’t I?) The cover was created by myself, using the font from cooltext, the logo from Google (owned by Disney, I’m sure), and the images of Catherine from a game called Portrait Maker.

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Family by The Middle Warner Sibling reviews
A different look at the Warners. This fic will follow the siblings from their beginnings, through Animaniacs and beyond.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 763,370 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/5/2007
Dear Order by SilverWolf7007 reviews
"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 23,268 - Reviews: 5091 - Favs: 7,035 - Follows: 7,602 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 9/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L.
Naive Melody by crisis what crisis reviews
In which Gandalf invites half-human, half-Hobbit thief Relly Crillynook to join Thorin Oakenshield and Co. on the quest to reclaim Erebor, an adventure involving stolen forks, burping with dwarves and eventually falling for a certain unassuming and reluctant Hobbit. Bilbo/OC.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,867 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/16/2012 - Bilbo B.
Lights! Camera! Ad-lib! by Calliecature reviews
Why Jessica would simply answer "He makes me laugh" to that one question that has always been thrown at her: "Seriously, what do you see in that guy?
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Complete
Third Watch by uncer giedd geador reviews
Sat on watch together, Bilbo and Kíli take the opportunity to discuss beards, the lack of them, and the irresponsibility of youth.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 12/23/2012 - Bilbo B., Kili - Complete
The Five Stages of Grief by She-Has-Holmes-Eyes reviews
When Sherlock Holmes fell, much of London mourned. The riff raff. The rabble. The great unwashed. Only a select few are invited to this most prestigious of events- the last few to mourn once the rest of London has turned back to other things and bigger stories. Essentially, they are the personifications of Kubler-Ross's five stages of grief.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/10/2013 - DI Lestrade, John W. - Complete
Taking Wagers by bean21 reviews
"Betting!" Bofur pulled his pipe out of his mouth with a smile. "What an excellent idea! Come on, lads! Take wagers! A pouch of gold. Who says Mr. Baggins will turn up?"
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 735 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bofur, Gandalf - Complete
The 15th Member by The Idiot Alchemist reviews
Or; How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Sue. In which the Company encounters an odd stranger from another world, and eventually decide to leave her behind while they have the chance.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Gandalf, OC
Legend of Zelda: Reconciliation by Rose Zemlya reviews
Sequel to The Legend of Zelda: The Return. Based loosely on A Link to the Past.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 389,861 - Reviews: 1223 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 643 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Link, Zelda
The Inevitable Mule by Grindylowe reviews
Every marriage has its challenges, but when a marriage is extraordinary, the challenges often follow suit ...
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,409 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Princess Alexandra by SideshowJazz1 reviews
Slight AU. No one's at the Warner Bros Studio in the summer. The Warners have begun to grow from kids to teenagers, and Alex's family has to take them in the summer. Now they're going on a road trip. Can Alex survive them? Possible Yakko/OC later.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 38,182 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Yakko W., Dot W. - Complete
Starless by sinemoras09 reviews
What they call family. Odin raises Loki. Gen. Angst. No spoilers.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,970 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Loki, Odin - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Horcruxes by tea berry blue reviews
Albus Severus Potter encounters Count Olaf on the Hogwarts Express
Crossover - Harry Potter & Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Albus S. P., Count O. - Complete
Afterlife by northern.poet reviews
"It's not easy, is it? Being dead." Post Reichenbach and Chosen.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Buffy S., Sherlock H.
Beautiful Is the Mother by MrsTater reviews
After the birth of their children, Sansa makes a rather surprising confession to Tyrion about her fears. Companion to Of the Fathers' Love Begotten.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Sansa S., Tyrion L. - Complete
In The Middle by KaylaMicael reviews
My first original story. It may similar to others in this universe and been influenced by them but the idea was in my head before I joined Fanfiction. Please read and review! Oh yes, and unfortunately I own nothing. Enjoy!
Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Wakko W., Dot W. - Complete
The Crown of Mètis by Megii of Mysteri OusStranger reviews
1957 A tree in Albania, she said. Straightforward enough, right? Not if someone else got there first. Tom's journey in acquiring the vessel for his fifth Horcrux just got that much trickier. An exploration of White Magic. Canon-compliant. Longshot. OC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,054 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Tom R. Jr., Voldemort - Complete
Animaniacs Return by Msmelanie reviews
Animaniacs is coming back to TV, with a twist. Things look up at first as the gang come together, but interruptions and kidnapping put more than just the show at risk. Complete!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 143,277 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 4/13/2010
Splotch by Wikitiki99 reviews
Just a normal day. Now with a prequel!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,682 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Yakko W., Dr. Scratchansniff - Complete
People I Have Been by northern.poet reviews
From a philosophical standpoint, he didn't know what the hell he was. But Spike had never been one for philosophy anyway.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Spike - Complete
A Dastardly Handsome Story by animekraze reviews
of the dastardly handsome times of the gloriously handsome and awesomely new, handsome superhero Megamind...and Minion and Roxanne .
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,068 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
A Fantastic Tale by animekraze reviews
of the devishly handsome Megamind versus the evil and unspectacular Hourly Pandora. OC villain, but no one cares because no one is as fantastic as Megamind.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,959 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
We Need to Talk by KamalaC reviews
Shilo's never had 'The Talk'. Graverobber finds himself in the unwilling role of father-figure. This can't end well. Warnings: Coarse language, references to sex and puberty, no graphic descriptions.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,822 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Shilo, Graverobber - Complete
Blind by EstrangeloEdessa reviews
Lips red as blood, skin white as bone, hair black as night. Blood, bone, night, and I yet never realized how evil she really was. How could I? I was blind.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,473 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Complete
Five Times Marshall Takes Lily's Bra Off by CarolineIsThine reviews
...And One Time He Didn't. This is my attempt to do justice to the awesomeness that is Marshall and Lily. Rated M, because L M are frisky! First HIMYM fic, so constructive criticism or feedback of any sort is highly appreciated.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Lily A., Marshall E. - Complete
Once by derangedfangirl reviews
He'd had a life, once. He doesn't regret his current state- a long, drawn out death. Graverobber muses on a long-forgotten life.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Graverobber - Complete
Understatements by The Soapbox Writer reviews
To say that he hated those books was an understatement.
Crossover - Series Of Unfortunate Events & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Klaus B. - Complete
Etymology by MyNovember reviews
In which Esmeralda knows the words, but they are nothing without the definitions. Esmeralda and Clopin. Chapter 1: Thief.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/24/2009
Colours by agrajagthetesty reviews
He always closes his eyes as they kiss, as if afraid to see her face so close to his own, as if the reality will be lost if he does... A series of AlWin drabbles and short oneshots. Rated T just in case. All released chapters are K rated so far.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 61 - Words: 31,694 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Alphonse E., Winry R.
Super Eds by Nintendo Nut1 reviews
Every generation, a supernatural force chooses kids all over the world to inherit special powers. They are called the Super Children. And the call is about to be answered by three friends. As if their life wasn't weird enough already. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS, PLEASE STOP ASKING FOR UPDATES, THANK YOU.
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 78,945 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/15/2007
The Break Room by The One Called Demetra reviews
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
Unconventional by KamalaC reviews
Graverobber has a problem: An annoyingly clingy girlfriend. Shilo has a problem: A useless boyfriend. Living together sometimes has its advantages in these circumstances. Slight Grilo at the end.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Graverobber, Shilo - Complete
That's Another Thing by Opaque Opal reviews
A parody/ranting. Disney based. Basically the characters reacting to how they are treated by the Hunchback of Notre Dame fanbase. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,571 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Complete
Words and Pictures by KindKit reviews
Oz needs to use the dictionary; Giles is thrilled.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Oz, R. Giles - Complete
Conversation: Conceit by NauruAyumi reviews
Oneshot KimiNao, at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been married. Honestly, he thought he was beyond this. He'd learned manners. He'd figured out how to control his temper. "I'M NOT STRESSED!" ...selfish people...
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Kimi T., Naohito S. - Complete
Conflagration by derangedfangirl reviews
All Nathan has to do is let it swallow him, and the pain will be a memory. Repo! The Genetic Opera, loosely connected to "Blood" and "Silence".
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Nathan, Shilo - Complete
Blood by derangedfangirl reviews
The first time, his hands tremble so badly he cannot grip the scalpel. Repo! The Genetic Opera, Nathan-centric, loosely connected to "Silence" and "Conflagration". I don't own it.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Nathan - Complete
Logic Has Died Weeping by iSparkle616 reviews
Breaking Dawn, condensed. Fourth and final installment in the Twilight Mockery series. Rated, as always, for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Complete
The Twelve Disasters of Christmas by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Hermione and the others aren’t sure why, but the leadup to Christmas in Gryffindor Tower seems to be fraught with nothing but chaos, mistakes, and of course, Harry trying to be helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,992 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 595 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
What? Another Love Story? by Zeakari reviews
ABANDONED - Just a bunch of one-shots for Horton Hears a Who involving mostly crack pairings.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,680 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008
Congruent by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot AayaMine, at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been wed. Congruent triangles coincide identically when superimposed. She couldn't imagine Ayame learning how to dance, it was just something he'd always known how to do. Contagious Concepts pt 9
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ayame S., Mine K. - Complete
Congratulations by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot HanaKazu, at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been wed. Normal people often assumed she didn't have emotions. She couldn't hold it against them. Kazuma on the other hand... Contagious Concepts pt8
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,963 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Kazuma S., Saki H. - Complete
Forever Lost by Myxllo reviews
An original poem depicting Edward Elric's inner struggles with himself and his past.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Conquer by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot AkiGure At the inn where Kyo and Tohru have been married. He's sick of being used, sick of never getting what he wants. He wants her to finally learn. Shigure loves her and he hates her. Theres something in the air. Contagious Concepts pt7
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,376 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2008 - Akito S., Shigure S. - Complete
Summers Versus Cullen by oh-you-pretty-things reviews
Buffy meets Edward. Nuff said. Buffy X Twilight.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Buffy S., Edward - Complete
Concern by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot TorixMayu, at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been wed. She'd never felt this inadequate before. "Are we keeping secrets from each other now, Mayu?" Why had it never occured to her before? Contagious Concepts pt6
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Hatori S., Mayuko S. - Complete
The High School of Notre Dame by dochar ar bith ann reviews
A modern retelling of the Disney, set in modern-day Quebec. Welcome to NDCHS, home of a tyrannical VP, a handful of rebellious Romani drama kids, a charming but befuddled football captain, and a new student unlike anything the school's ever seen. Edited!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,326 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Quasimodo - Complete
Jilted Gentlemen by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Mike didn't exactly plan to spend his Friday night with Jacob Black, but when you're in that long movie line, sometimes there's nothing better to do than talk. Jake and Mike friendship fic, in-between New Moon and Eclipse. Oneshot. Gift for Forestwater.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2008 - Jacob, Mike - Complete
Confess by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot KisaxHiro, at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been married.He cursed himself. He cursed traditional Japan for making such ridiculous embarrassment-prone pants. He cursed gravity. He cursed her. He took it back. Contagious Concepts pt 5.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,834 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Hiro S., Kisa S. - Complete
Confront by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot RinxHaru, taking place at the inn where Tohru and Kyo's wedding has elapsed. Rin's been running, but its always his name on her lips. Now is the time to confront him once and for all... Something's in the Air. Part 4 of Contagious Concepts. R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,198 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Hatsuharu S., Rin S. - Complete
Condign by NauruAyumi reviews
YukixMachi drabble, sort of going with my other fic, 'Confident'. Post-curse, Yuki reflects on Machi's wedding ring and the value of imperfection. Part 3.5 of Contagious Concepts
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Confident by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot YukixMachi, taking place at the Inn where Tohru and Kyo have been married. Yuki reflects on what he has gained from his relationship with Machi and finds himself pleased. Something's in the Air. Contagious Concepts part 3! R&R
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Content by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot AriKure, taking place at the inn where Tohru and Kyo's wedding has elapsed. He loves how practical and impractical she can be... Something's in the Air. Part 2 of Contagious Concepts. R&R! M to be safe, post-curse.
Fruits Basket - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Arisa U., Kureno S. - Complete
Second Glance by The Scarlet Sky reviews
He's always glancing her way, but I'm the one fighting for his attention. Why can't he see past her, and just give up on a lost cause? I'm here, Mike. I've always been here. Jessica's POV. Mike x Jessica oneshot, with some Mike x Bella and Edward x Bella.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Jessica, Mike - Complete
A Tale of Codependency by iSparkle616 reviews
The long-awaited companion to 'Twilight in Five Minutes' and 'Catatonia': a condensed parody of SMeyer's third glittery vamp novel, Eclipse. Rated, again, for swearing & blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Complete
Fading In Music by ConcertiGrossi reviews
Weatherby Swann/Elizabeth's mother - A night when care takes a respite.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Weatherby S./Governor Swann - Complete
Conference by NauruAyumi reviews
OneShot KakeruxKomaki, taking place at the inn where Tohru and Kyo's wedding has elapsed. Kakeru and Komaki have an important conference with some communication issues and romance... Something's in the Air. Part 1 of Contagious Concepts. R&R!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,339 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Kakeru M. - Complete
HHaW: It's Tough Bein' a Fish by Zeakari reviews
ABANDONED - Horton Hears a Who: The scientist Dr. LaRue ends up turning the Mayor of Who-ville... into a fish.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,017 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 4/26/2008
The Little Necromancer Who Sucked by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Harry is attempting to summon a spirit. He gets something else entirely. Luna is vaguely impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 47 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Mike's Moment by Angeliss reviews
Mike has a surprising moment of valor. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Mike, Edward - Complete
Dance With Demons by Myxllo reviews
He turned around, wiping off his razor. The tray slipped from my fingers and gave out a spectacular crash. Todd’s head snapped up and his eyes locked with mine. Both of our eyes were incredibly wide, his from shock, mine from sheer horror. No S&OC romance
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,928 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Sweeney T.
Beautifully Flawed by The Scarlet Sky reviews
A collection of Yuki x Machi oneshots. Pure fluff, no ending spoilers, and hopefully humor. Requests are welcome and reviews are loved.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,775 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/24/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Yuki S., Machi K.
Angel by Travithian Axile reviews
The living can never outshine the dead. Todd thinks about Lucy and what she means to him. One-shot.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/23/2008 - Complete
HHaW: Opposite Think by Zeakari reviews
Horton Hears a Who: Ned McDodd decides to try, as a suggestion from his wife, a different approach to getting his son Jojo to open up to him.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,762 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
A Summary of Twilight by nevermore199 reviews
A summary of the first book in the Twilight series. You want facts, you got 'em right here.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Horton Hears A Who: Meeting Face to Face by Pepper07 reviews
The mayor, thanks to Jojo and Dr.LaRue, is transported to the jungle of Nool, seeing an old friend for the first time. But all is not well in the jungle, and it's up to the mayor and all of Who-ville to return a favor and help save Horton's home.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,418 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008
The Epic Catfight of Tohru Honda and Machi Kuragi by The Scarlet Sky reviews
Motoko Minagawa decides to get rid of her competition for Yuki once and for all. How? By pitting the two girls against each other. Chaos ensues. Yuki x Motoko, Yuki x Machi, Yuki x Tohru. A silly oneshot.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/9/2008 - Motoko M., Yuki S. - Complete
Catatonia and Impending Necrophilia by iSparkle616 reviews
A companion piece to the beloved Twilight in Five Minutes: a condensed parody of Stephenie Meyers' New Moon. Again, rated for swearing and blunt honesty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Complete
That Night by frodoschick reviews
What happens when Clopin first meets Quasimodo
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
A Bachelor Party by frodoschick reviews
Clopin decides to drop in on Phoebus with a couple of presents...
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
An Alchemist in a Fence by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Christmas does strange things to Roy Mustang's brain. Edward finds this hilarious. Riza is not amused at all.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
I Told You So by LetThemEatCake121 reviews
A series of one-shots about the lives and relationship between Kit Snicket and Count Olaf. Not what you'd expect... rated for small amount of swearing & implied sex.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 5,443 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Kit S., Count O. - Complete
Theme Song Gone Wrong by CrazyInSye reviews
It's the worst take of the theme song ever! Who knew that because one person, who wasn't even in the title sequence, could make such a big impact on the show! WARNING crazy misfortune and near death expirence. first A! story so bare with me Newly edited!
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,129 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Mon Ami by Iaveina reviews
The woven band Esmeralda gave to Quasimodo used to belong to somebody else. Oneshot. Disney
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Clopin, Esmeralda - Complete
What love is by CharliSMILE reviews
A few sentences from a few charracters about how they few the meaning of love. ONESHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 34 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
One Thousand & One Snowflakes by Florencia7 reviews
Weatherby Swann meets Elizabeth's mother for the first time...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,228 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/10/2008 - [Weatherby S./Governor Swann, OC] - Complete
The One Thing by Le Maire reviews
I really don't like one shots, so why do I keep writing them? Enchanted. Robert has to explain - in not so many words - the birds and the bees to Giselle and Morgan. At the same time.
Enchanted - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Complete
The Lost Boys by Travithian Axile reviews
“But for this moment, separated by time but closer than they ever will be, they are together.” The boys see Hogwarts for the first time from the train. Oneshot. A bit of DH spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter And The Satellite Of Love by JJ Rust reviews
HP/MST3K X-Over. What happens when Mike Nelson and his wise-cracking robot buddies get hold of the DVD of "Order of the Phoenix?" It gets the typical Mystery Science Theater 3000 treatment, of course. A few suggestive mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Love is by Pukjie reviews
Hatsuharu loves many people.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Hatsuharu S. - Complete
Nicknames by Rebecca Dearest reviews
Ave. Q Quickie oneshot before my next story comes out. Rod goes to college expecting nothing but work. He is surprised when he gets a roommate who believes in everything but. Not exactly R/N, but Rod is kind of figuring himself out.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,153 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Childhood Insanity by Hauptmann Holmes reviews
A twoshot about Clopin's childhood. Prompted by bubblymuggle of All Things Hunchback. Pure humor, K .
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
Pinch Me by Rebecca Dearest reviews
Avenue Q- Nicky receives a reality check from Princeton. He's never imagined moving away from Rod, and when Princeton warns him that he will one day have to move into his own place, Nicky tries to imagine life without Rod, and confusion ensues. R/N
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Complete
Aaya's Going To Be An Uncle! by SnapDragon123 reviews
A kind of sequel to "My Baby Brother's First Date." When Machi is pregnant, Aaya decides to move in with her and Yuki. Much chaos ensues. Like always no flames, and reviews are much appreciated!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,211 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Yuki S., Machi K. - Complete
Ways to Annoy Sweeney Todd by Kos-Mos607 reviews
Time to make the Demon Barber even crazier!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 242 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
HoND: That's Why They Call It The Finale by princessebee reviews
Written in 1999, this is the final story in Clopin and Herlikin's life... and typically, they go out with a bang. Warnings for mature themes.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,437 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Complete
HoND: Life Is Boring! by princessebee reviews
Life in the Court of Miracles is boring! Herlikin is sick to tears of the same old routine. So why not stir up a little excitement? It has unexpected consequences. Another archived 1999 fic, complete with flaws, warts and all. :
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,424 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
HoND: How Clopin Got A New Pair Of Shoes by princessebee reviews
One afternoon, on the streets of Paris, Clopin's shoes are muddied, much to his chagrin. But a poor gypsy can hardly afford new shoes - how shall he acquire a new pair? Another fic from 1999, flawed but with sentimental value.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,258 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
HoND: Herlikin by princessebee reviews
The story of a young Romani girl betrothed to the King of Thunes, Clopin, and their life together. This story is positively ancient written in 1999 and has A LOT of flaws, but at readers' request I am archiving it here. Enjoy!
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 132,386 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete
Lie To Me by Razzmataz reviews
Lily is dating James. Snape is in love with Lily. He's also a Death Eater. James hates Snape. This... whilst classes and homework must be done? The drama of 7th year Hogwarts. SEVLILY. CH17 SOON.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,475 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P.
The Merry Go Round Broke Down by Merlin Missy reviews
CGI animated toons are dropping like flies, and it's up to Roger and Jessica to find out why.
Who Framed Roger Rabbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,088 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Roger R., Jessica R. - Complete
Amberayne Krystallynn Moonstar Meets the Host Club by grandSolovey reviews
It's all about the denouement, people: the denouement.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Les Bijoux by Antenna reviews
Giles thinks too much. Jenny has a solution. Giles x Jenny.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2007 - R. Giles, Calendar, J. - Complete
alice won't choose the yellow road by slam a revolving door reviews
[Oneshot] 'She sees him at a party one day, in a haze of smoke and something else that good girls shouldn’t know. But Petunia’s stopped being a good girl years ago, so it doesn’t really matter that she does.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
A Horrible World of Plot Holes and Spelling Errors by ViridianVenus reviews
Fan Fiction. net is inundated with Mary Sues and Author Insertions. It was only a matter of time before the Warners had enough. Rated STRONG teen for language and mild sexual content. Flames welcome!
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,780 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/13/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
We Want Another Sequel by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
Uppset at the ending of POTC3, the characters file a complaint for another sequel. They then go to a Therapist to talk about it. Rated T for swearing
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
Strike Anywhere by Threepwillow reviews
After Pangaea, you could be worlds apart, standing on the same soil, sharing the same problems. [FLCL, FMA, Howl's Moving Castle, Sailor Moon. Kinda artsyintrospective.]
Anime X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
My Baby Brother's First Date! by SnapDragon123 reviews
Yuki wants to keep his promise to Machi on there first date, but how can he with his annoying older brother tagging along? YukiXMachi. Constructive criticism is welcome but please no Flames. COMPLETE!
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Machi K., Yuki S. - Complete
Thirty Kisses for Fuery and Havoc by Tanta Green reviews
Response to the 30 kisses challenge. Fuery's had a crush on a certain someone for a while, and maybe, just maybe, Havoc could learn to feel the same way. Yaoi HavocFuery
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,314 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Jean H.
The End by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Roy has decided to end it all. He is not very successful… Proof that paperwork really can drive a man to suicide. Well, kinda.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Shanghaied by Quid reviews
The Warners are taken aboard a pirate ship! Destined to North Africa to complete a deal, the Warners must help the pirates. Or die. Deep sibling love and heartstopping twists and turns danger and adventure are all present.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,939 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Go Fish by kaz456 reviews
“Best friends forever” doesn’t apply here. Marco, Jake, a deck of cards. During 54, contemplative.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2007 - Complete
Truth by silent-voices reviews
Petunia Evans had grown up knowing there were Undeniable Truths.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Petunia D. - Complete
The Judgment of Jack Sparrow by Mengde reviews
What fate awaits our favorite pirate beyond the mortal plane? To what afterlife will he be sent? And might he have something to say about the final decision? Of course he does... he's Captain Jack Sparrow. Humorous little oneshot. Enjoy.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Complete
The Root of All Evil by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In which evil, or at least the trail of retribution, is traced from Edward desperately seeking refuge to Alphonse seeking revenge and, eventually, the devil incarnate and his best friend's camera are identified.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Oops by SilverWolf7007 reviews
When Harry says 'oops', things tend to explode. But not this time. No, this time...well. Something else happened.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 600 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 216 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Burst Free by Threepwillow reviews
In a future where the Yeerks have won, the Animorphs have been split up, and Jake lives every day wishing he were dead, one chance encounter pushes him to fight back and to live on. [JakexMarco, oneshot, Jake POV, angst, AU]
Animorphs - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Complete
The Rogue King's Honor by Samuel L. Mothafuggin Frollo reviews
The Festival of Fools proves to be a trap, laid by Clopin in order to kidnap Justice Claude Frollo. But why would the gypsies want Frollo alive? This was written for my good friend as part of an artwork exchange. She requested what has to be one of the on
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 4/6/2006
The Nickname by SilverWolf7007 reviews
In a three to one vote, the Founders of Hogwarts had decided that Godric needed a new nickname. But why? Blatantly implied GodricxSalazar, implied RowenaxHelga
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/22/2006 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
The Little Things by Iaveina reviews
When his children were young Arthur Weasley expected to get little drawings or clay sculpture's for Father's Day. As his children grew he got less and less of what he expected. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,170 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Arthur W. - Complete
Are you pondering what I'm pondering? by JA Baker reviews
Drabble: The real genius behind Adam whiteness the end of his plans for world domination...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Animaniacs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Buffy S.
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Shatter by Kazaera reviews
'If Roy heard the sound of retching from the bathroom, he didn't say.' Roy visits Hughes after returning from Ishvar.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/10/2005 - Maes H., Roy M.
Unstable Swan by Uber Flare reviews
Just because my friend dared me to write a non-Mary-Sue OC fic. I hope I succeeded.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/27/2005
Quoted: Is that really relevant? by Uber Flare reviews
An oddly-written, irrelevant quote-style parody involving underwear longevity, arm snacks, gender confusion, and the promotion to Chief of Hogwash. Chapter 3 up!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/27/2005 - Published: 4/25/2005
Dejiko's HavocFuery Drabbles by Izuro reviews
My hand at HavocFuery drabbles... o.o Erm. I now have two. XD Hope you like them... :D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/22/2005 - Published: 1/4/2005
THE MISTAKE by Freak Apple reviews
Marco and Jake scope out the Girls' Locker Room. It's all business, of course, for the Animorphs... (Heee!) You'd think they woulda done this more often though.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/25/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2550 - Favs: 5,859 - Follows: 344 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Legend of Zelda: The Return by Rose Zemlya reviews
Takes place after OoT with the assumption that Link lost all of his memories of the events in the game when Zelda sent him back in time. COMPLETE
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 232,496 - Reviews: 1512 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/31/2003 - Published: 7/7/2001 - Link, Zelda - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1343 - Favs: 1,416 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Ripper by cyberwulf reviews
How DID Giles get his nickname?
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/19/2002
Bruises by Sky Sorceress reviews
A short Marco monologue about him and romance.
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 641 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/15/2000
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Makeup
Some people think that makeup is just another way to lie, a false face created to trick men and disguise one's true visage. That might be so, darling, but there are plenty of other ways to lie. And Captain Jack Sparrow knows them all.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,643 - Published: 3/13 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Genesis reviews
"Nothing...can travel at the speed of light, they say, forgetful of the shadow's speed." The goddesses that made the Triforce didn't consider something darker being forged to counter it. The result is terror, and the story of those who tried to escape it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 158,909 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Complete
Horton Hears a Who: Moments of You reviews
"Sally turned to see large gray eyes and a friendly, gap-toothed smile inches away from her face. With a yelp, she leapt backward, dropping her lunchbox. The boy scrambled to pick it up and tripped, sprawling across the road." So it begins. NedxSally.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,122 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Ned M., Sally M.
A Little Glimpse of Leg reviews
Yakko's a cop in NY, doesn't drink, and never touches anyone except to shake a hand. He's a good boy, and though toons call him a traitor, at least he has food on his table. And to think, all it had cost him were his siblings. . . . You really do get used to everything, I guess. If you don't believe me, just ask Minerva Mink. T for sexual references and for being dark and angsty.
Animaniacs - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,836 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 7/24/2011
Hairdresser reviews
Puppy love turns into a tragedy of Shakespearian proportions. A coming-of-age story with a strange little twist.
Animaniacs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,181 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Yakko W. - Complete
Dear Marni, I Am So Sorry reviews
I don't want to love her. It's a horrible thought, but I wish I hated her. I wish that I could look at her dead body and laugh, feel relief that she's gone, or even feel indifferent. Oh, Marni's dead? How sad. What a shame. Tough break. But I can't.
Repo! The Genetic Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Nathan, Marni - Complete
The Dark Triforce reviews
In a land where evil lies just below the surface, when good is little more than a lie, there is an unwilling hero, thrown into a fate he never wanted, trying to save the people who matter the most.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 127,297 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Link, Zelda
A Song of Paris reviews
Two sides of a coin: Gadje and Rom, ice and fire, power and love. One exists to get ahead in life. The other exists to live. The princess and the gypsy stroll the streets of Paris, never touching, but affecting each other all the same. Disney-based.
Hunchback of Notre Dame - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
Yuki and Kakeru's Cooking Adventure! reviews
When Yuki's attempt to make Machi dinner goes horribly wrong, Ayame and Kakeru decide they must save Yuki by teaching him how . . . to cook! Chaos follows. Couples: YukiMachi, a little KyoTohru.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Yuki S., Kakeru M. - Complete
Insanity reviews
Yuki was walking down the hall when he heard voices. He stopped at the door they were coming from. Inside was a group of girls. On the board were the words, Yuki Fan Club. Listening, his eyes grew wide with horror. What will happen now? Insanity, duh!
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Complete
The Worst Ever Spy Movie reviews
Think you've seen it all? Read the weirdest of the weird? The stupidest of the stupid? The most pointless of the . . . you get the idea.Well, you're wrong! This holds the slot for all that is moronic. Hopefully you won't want to throw knives at me for it.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete