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Joined 02-24-06, id: 996965, Profile Updated: 09-11-12
Author has written 23 stories for Kingdom Hearts, Naruto, and Eyeshield 21.

Naruto, Harry Potter, Eyeshield 21,Kingdom Hearts.

I stopped writing for almost 5 years.

For some reason I cannot commit to chapters. So I will just write one-shots as I see fit.

I have a few stories that I simply CANNOT finish. Only because most of the characters I used in them have turned into completely different people (coughtobi&obitocough) and I just can't bring myself to write those old lies.

Your mother fucking queen

xoxo

PS. Reviews make me so happy. I don't care if I get them, but when I do I squeal!

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Paradise by xXSakura-Hime-SamaXx reviews
He may be a supposedly dead missing-nin but he was raised a gentlemen, helping the crying pink haired girl was just proof of that...too bad he got attached to her smile afterwards. -Starts during the wave arc-
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 26 - Words: 81,294 - Reviews: 1306 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 947 - Updated: 4/3 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
The Double-D Dare by l0velyfe reviews
Kevin never has backed down from a double-dare, but his buds have really come up with a good one this time. What happens when a harmless bet becomes something more? [[Kevedd, now complete]]
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,414 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,886 - Follows: 1,612 - Updated: 1/25 - Published: 4/2/2013 - Edd, Kevin - Complete
An Unexpected Addition by Karategal reviews
All of the dwarves survive the Battle of the Five Armies, but Bilbo must return to the Shire to sort out his old life and make way for a new one in Erebor. Over one year later, Bilbo comes back to the Lonely Mountain with a recently orphaned Frodo. King Thorin isn't quite sure what to make of this new, tiny addition to his Company. Slow build, Company and character focused.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,444 - Reviews: 1967 - Favs: 1,749 - Follows: 1,305 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Origin by Dark Promise reviews
Rated M for later chapters that will contain sexual content. Takes off a twist to RtN. Sakura has to stay one step ahead of Madara or be risked being found out. Living in a different time-line makes it a challenge.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,199 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/7/2012 - Sakura H., Madara U.
Carpe Diem by Zetsubel reviews
She can't breath. She can't speak. He's fascinating, this enormous man who lives to kill her people. He interrupts her thoughts and takes over her mind. But she still feels so fufilled in the end. KisamexHinata /oneshot\\
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
Rumors by Nana Potato reviews
REVISED! The rumors are the one thing that keep Namine from being happy. But then Roxas shows up and suddenly everything is perfect. But how long will it take for him to believe in the gossip too? roxine. bashing. four shot. Rated T...just because. R&R
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Naminé, Roxas - Complete
Wonder by ckret2 reviews
Itachi tries not to think about his massacre. He doesn't even remember why it happened. But now Itachi must find out why Tobi reminds him of the Uchiha clan, unless he wants to relive the massacre. This time, he and Tobi might not survive it. [Tobito fic]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Itachi U., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Fear May Turn To Love by greenkat92 reviews
Sakura Haruno is captured by the Akatsuki, will this be a terrifying experience for her, or will she find love in the Uchiha she had tryed to forget?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 20,997 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Barriers and Bridges by Lutralutra reviews
Itachi, no longer a member of Akatsuki, decides to reunite with his brother and appeals to Naruto for help. Sasuke, meanwhile, is still bent on revenge. Neither brother knows what's left of their relationship, but they're about to find out. [Nonyaoi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Airmail is Unreliable by THIboxNK reviews
[NaruSasu. OneShot.] Naruto writes a series of letters to Sasuke during his first year in Otogakure, never received. [Maybe, someday, I'll get to tell him myself...]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
False Hope by Rock Gecko reviews
Sasuke Uchiha, aged sixteen, confessed his undying love for Naruto Uzumaki, also aged sixteen. The confession had been through email, and the first reply that the raven had received had sent his heart over the moon. However, the world is a cruel place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Loss of a Leader by SilvorMoon reviews
Sequel to Dragon Master. A rash of mysterious deaths has broken out in Kanto, one that might lead to the downfall of the Pokemon League, unless a group of determined Apprentice Gym Leaders can find the true killer.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 122,495 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/5/2006 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3072 - Favs: 4,756 - Follows: 1,385 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Blue Skies reviews
Epic/Romance Fic. The war suddenly comes to a halt. Sakura and Naruto decide they cannot progress unless they leave and find themselves chasing legends of the past. As the plot thickens, so do their relationships with one another, and Shinobi world learns that love can be found in the most unexpected places. One decided pairing: Sakurax Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,745 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Mew reviews
Madara approaches Sakura with a proposition: to bear his children. SakuraXMadara. Language. Fun and Fluffy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Madara U., Sakura H. - Complete
DJ Hero reviews
Naruto quits being a ninja to pursue a dream he didn't know he had. One-Shot. Humorous hopefully . Language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Send A Wish Upon A Star reviews
Mamori and Hiruma's non-existant relationship takes a dramatic turn when she sees him talking to another girl. Revenge. Heartache. Friendship. Love. HiruMamo, SuzuJuu
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hiruma Y., Mamori A.
Sarcastically Said reviews
Oneshots. This is the real life, everyday problems of our heroes. Read and enjoy!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sora
Eyeballies reviews
Because Sasuke doesn't really understand why his eyeballs need plucking. And Itachi isn't helping with his 'repressed insanity' finally showing itself. All in all, its been a strange day. Spoiler for Uchiha Madara.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Haphazardly Loved reviews
Ino was abducted by the freaks that call themselves 'Akatsuki', and she is not very happy about it. But between meeting Tobi and watching stolen movies, she doesn't have much room to complain. Tobino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 12/16/2007 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Ino Y., Obito U./Tobi
Just For Now reviews
Ino is going home for Christmas, and along the way discovers a coffee shop with the most intriguing employees. Can Ino learn to deal with her mom, her feelings, and learn to be with Tobi at the same time? Sometimes, life isn't all that fair Tobino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Ino Y., Obito U./Tobi
A Friend by the Name of Freedom reviews
Freedom lives in color, and color lives in people. Each one of us represents a color that symbolises truth. Truth in it's simplest form, because they've all grown up to fast, and they all know too much.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2007
Hide and Seek, the Daughter of Lightning reviews
She was born in a village where she realized that she was insignificant. She would join Akatsuki and realize it all over again, until she would finally come to terms with the gift she had been given. A take on the life of Blue. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2007
Hide Away My Dreams and Hopes reviews
And now I’m here to pay our debt in blood and tears alone, And to give you the sunshine that I alone have outshone. A poem of Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Complete
Waking Up Cold reviews
Naruto and Karin sittin' in a clearing, she's tryin' to rape him and it's really, really scary. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Karin, Naruto U. - Complete
The Collector reviews
As the three men and one boy stared at the couple on the table, each questioned Leader. All the leader said was If I can't see it, its not there. KakuzuXSakura Rated for Hidan's mouth and the Kitchen table...:D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Kakuzu, Sakura H. - Complete
The Legend of Spitfire reviews
Naruto meets a fortune teller, and he listened intently as she breathed life into the old and forgotten legend of Spitfire, the one known as Uchiha Madara. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Well Now, Never I Knew That reviews
Sasuke finds himself humiliated...it was bad now that Naruto knew it...but the Akatsuki?So what if he hadn't had it yet...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Best Friends Till The End reviews
A story of Team Seven, and how Sakura and Naruto deal with Sasuke's selfish choices.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Retirement Never Seemed So Nice reviews
Tsunade met him for the first time when she first decided that she woud try to get drunk. Tsunade x The leader of Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,926 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Something You Should Know reviews
Sasuke encounters Naruto when Kyuubi is in control, and Kyuubi decides that he has a coule of things to say to the Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Sasuke U. - Complete
Extreme Truths reviews
The Uchiha family secret that died along with each of it's members...except for Uchiha Itachi. The name of Sasuke comes into the truth and he doesn't know how to react.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Oh Crap reviews
Sakura is pregnant, Itachi has no idea what this has to do with him, Tobi is a good boy, and Naruto is being a retard. Like always. SakuraxSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,008 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Sakura H., Suigetsu H. - Complete
And So it Happens reviews
Sequl to 'And So'. Sakura meets Karin two years later and decides that it's not worth it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
And So reviews
In the midst of a battle, Sakura and Karin meet. Sequel up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Sakura H., Karin - Complete
Books of Memory reviews
Sora remembers...Warning: I wrote this at 3 a.m., so don't expect something marvelous.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Sora - Complete