IAmNotTheWalrus
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Joined 02-24-06, id: 997140
Author has written 14 stories for RuneScape, Inheritance Cycle, Lost, Chuck, Legend of the Seeker, and Black Swan, 2010.
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Pretend Affairs by ThirteenStrikes reviews
A simple misunderstanding with a new hospital donor puts Cameron and Thirteen in a very awkward situation.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,513 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - A. Cameron, Thirteen/R. Hadley - Complete
Crest by AirUpThere reviews
Spencer Carlin is about to graduate college and start the rest of her life. She's been living it up for the past few years, but she's definitely ready for a change. When Ashley Davies enters her life, it might just be the change she's been looking for.
South of Nowhere - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 63,846 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Spencer C., Ashley D.
Scamerz by Morgan Midnight- The Solar Fox reviews
A story about the greatest Scamerz in RuneScape.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,743 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 7/24/2006
Birds of A Feather by J.B. Writer reviews
Nina survives her opening night but has to take leave due to injury. Lily takes her role as the lead in Swan Lake but begins to follow a familiar path of self destruction. Her friendship with Nina grows into something more as they lean on one another.
Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 94,406 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Lily, Nina S. - Complete
The Almost Pointless Story of Terrence Wolfblade by SSJ4 reviews
Terrence Wolfblade is a mercenary. Sometimes he's even a hero for hire. See some of his adventures, laugh at the weirdos he has to put up with, and find out about his past, and how it affects his future. Chapter 15: Lawn Gnoming
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,588 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/2/2009 - Published: 11/25/2005
The Second Goodbye by Zerectica reviews
Saying goodbye the first time was hard. The second time it was nearly impossible. One-Shot.
Chuck - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Sarah W., Bryce L. - Complete
An Indelicate Comparison by Ainulindalion reviews
Two men, many missions, one woman. Their differences set them apart, their similarities bind them together, and why, in the end, a choice must be made that isn't a choice at all. Sarah/Bryce, Sarah/Chuck. Spoilers through 2.21 Chuck vs. the Colonel.
Chuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Bryce L., Chuck B. - Complete
The Love That Outlasted Empires by Aeronnen reviews
The war was over a hundred years ago, and Eragon and Saphira are Leaders of the Riders. Arya lives in Ellesmera. They have not met for years and years. But now they will be in Ellesmera together for rather a long time ... EragonArya.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,788 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 6/19/2007
Harry Potter and the Midnight Snack by reves d'enfant reviews
ONESHOT. Harry gets hungry and decides to go to the store. He runs into Snape, who leads him to a dumpster that hold the entrance to a mysterious cave. This story has no plot, point, or purpose. ENJOY!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Redemption by Eternity's Fenris reviews
A Book 3 fic brought over from SFF because of their prudish laws.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,526 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 10/18/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007
A Day in the Life of Durza by FlyingFish15 reviews
In which we reveal EXACTLY what goes on in Durza's day to day life over the course of the movie. Which is surprisingly amusing...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,330 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 6/21/2007
You can't do this, Harry by BroderInc reviews
Ron's dream of Avada Kedavra turns into a reality.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2007 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Preview Story by Lisa Fox reviews
Hi! I'm trying out a story that I promise is different from any others you've read. Read it and review if you would like to see the rest of the story. Note: this is the most mature chapter of the entire book, hence the rating. Lisa Fox
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007
Minions of Chaos by mew 8675 reviews
Well this is my first fanfic, so if it stinks im sorry. have fun reading it! I will update.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 8/10/2006
Honour and duty by elf-princess-girl reviews
When the past comes back to haunt you, sometimes you don't like what it says. AryaFaolin OneShot
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,329 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27/2007
Unforgettable pain by bleedingRose11 reviews
This is MY OWN version of Murtagh's childhood, and the time he got the scar on his back. Be warned, it's totally different from the book from. WARNING! ERAGON SPOILER
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Complete
She Says by alsdssg reviews
Oneshot. Faolin wathces Eragon and Arya. Follows the time from the making of the fairth to Agaeti Blodhren.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,064 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Complete
Rune Thief by CrzyMonkyFrk reviews
Katie and Rachel go to defeat a dragon but Katie betrays Rachel! A stupid story written by even stupider people!
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,920 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Complete
The Chronicles of Lance, Runescape Adventurer by OmgAnyname reviews
This is the story of a warrior who would later become a legend in Runescape.
RuneScape - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006
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Abandonment reviews
A Nina/Lily fic that takes off from their night together. Rated T for sexual themes. Chapter 2 is up.
Black Swan, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011
A Very Drunk Kahlan reviews
What happens when Kahlan gets drunk? Richard/Kahlan. Rated T for alcohol and sexual innuendo.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,347 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Kahlan A., Richard Cypher R. - Complete
The Pleasure of Pain reviews
Gloved fingers laced in her hair, holding her in place, the Agiel being thrust against her exposed neck, Kahlan begins to discover the pleasure of pain. Rated T/M for kinky femslash. Kahlan/Denna
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kahlan A.
Kahlan's Secret reviews
One more thing is standing in the way of Richard and Kahlan. Crackfic-- odd, and not to be taken seriously. Richard/Kahlan. Warning, near-sex.
Legend of the Seeker - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Richard Cypher R., Kahlan A. - Complete
Chuck vs Sarah's Next Mission reviews
Summary: Sarah is sent on a dangerous under cover mission. Takes place after 2x21. Not sure how many chapters yet...Rated T. Chuck/Sarah. CHP 4: Chuck and Sarah eat croissants, fight, and talk about Metallica.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,125 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B.
Normalcy is Incredibly Overrated reviews
Normalcy is overrated. Chuck/Sarah proposal fluff!
Chuck - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sarah W., Chuck B. - Complete
Bloodlust reviews
Arya is assaulted by an unknown man and is turned into a vampire. Prologue is up! Supernatural/Action/Adventure, romance will come in about the third chapter. Rated T.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,077 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Arya, Eragon S.
Forgotten Memories reviews
Jack remembers the island. Juliet doesn't. Rated M for rape and maybe future sex.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,276 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Juliet, Jack
One Day I'll Tell You reviews
Stalker-ish Kate watches Juliet with Jack. Kate/Juliet femslash, Jacket.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Juliet, Kate - Complete
A Guitar Fic reviews
Jacket plus guitars! Rated K
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Jack, Juliet - Complete
Starting Over
Kate wants to start over. Jate one-shot
Lost - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Kate, Jack - Complete
Sweet Rapture DurzaArya reviews
Romance, Humor. DurzaArya with jealous Eragon thrown in. TPG13. Chp 3: Arya goes to the Vault of Souls to get Durza back and encounters her old lover.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,643 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Arya, Durza
Split reviews
After Eragon is captured, Arya realizes she has feelings for him. But what happens when Eragon finds himself in love with another? RomanceAngst, rated T for now.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,645 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/23/2007 - Published: 1/6/2007
The Intelligent N00b reviews
What would happen if Trailborn the Wizard created a gas that would make N00bs...intelligent? ActionAdventureHumor Rated K . Latest Chapter: Chapter 4, the Making of the Potion.
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,064 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006