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Joined 02-25-06, id: 997339, Profile Updated: 05-02-10
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Your Mother is a Classy Lady!

It takes time for a person to find themselves. Too bad that neither aspect can last so long; person-wise, or time.

So here may I say, proud or... whatever in my mode of saying this, time remaining be cherished I say:

"I guess I'm back."

Oh, and I used to be known as some guy called Tsurugi no Kage. Soooo... 'sup.

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Unplugged by Spazzlingz reviews
[CHAPTER 8 UP!] A series of short stories making fun of the DMC crew, explaining some things the game just doesn't say and making you laugh until your ribs crack! It started with a mysteriously broken phone and now it continues once more...
Devil May Cry - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,945 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 9/10/2005
Unsung Hero by MeghanReviews reviews
COMPLETED Harry Potter enters his 7th year at Hogwarts ignored and friendless because his brother Daniel is the Boy Who Lived. *** Badass Horcruxes. *** Read the author note on profile before you start. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 211,878 - Reviews: 7006 - Favs: 7,250 - Follows: 4,174 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Golden Fox by Nyce456 reviews
After Naruto and company failed to return Sasuke, he was banished from the village. six years later, with the Akatuski and Sound defeated, The Cloud has declared war on the Leaf. Tsunade believes there is one person who can help, the Golden Fox himself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 447,425 - Reviews: 3963 - Favs: 4,596 - Follows: 2,397 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Twenty Times Uzumaki Naruto Didn't Die by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Over time, Naruto learns what it means to be Jinchuuriki. Final in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,849 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 2,564 - Follows: 458 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1337 - Favs: 5,215 - Follows: 3,335 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Twenty Unknown Secrets of Maito Gai by Kraken's Ghost reviews
Everyone has secrets. Gai is just good at keeping his. Second in 'Matters, Secrets, and Times.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,804 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Gai M., Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
Konoha High by justplainrii reviews
AU : Naruto is a recent transfer to Konoha High School, and he absolutely hates it. However, when he meets such people as Sasuke, a whiny emo, to Haku, a surprising foreign exchange student, will his mind be changed? ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 69,729 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/13/2006
Naruto: More than skin deep by soulthief2 reviews
This story has been discontinued, please refer to The Fifth rider of armageddon who has graciously accepted taking it over
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 52,288 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 12/5/2006 - Published: 10/26/2005
With the Heart and Underwear of Fire by Diamond Avatar reviews
Naruto wanted recognition, but not as a boxer shorts superninja! With challengers, girls, and women all hunting down Naruto's new alterego, he's going to have trouble making the real Naruto known! ActionRomanceHumor NARUXLOTTAGIRLSXBOXER
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 86,004 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 1,113 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 11/22/2006 - Published: 9/25/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Trouble With A Capital T by Gmusick reviews
Naruto is summoned by Tsunade and returns returns home from his trip earlier than expected. He walks into a mess with two fiancees, two females actively pursuing him, a jealous teammate, a lovestruck ramen girl, and a supposedly dead Soundnin. Oops!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,788 - Reviews: 612 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 919 - Updated: 10/28/2006 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Naruto U., Naruto U.
Sasuke's Mommy by rmcHolicxxx reviews
What happens, when there is a childish Sasuke clinging to a person he thinks is his mommy? Cute? Yeah, right. Disturbing? Very. Especially when that Sasuke is eighteen years old!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,689 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Neji H., Tenten
Demons glory by LD 1449 reviews
something happens in konoha breaking naruto in the most horible way will he beable to forgive konoha or will he destroy it. NARUSAKU,GAAHINA,SASUOC,ITAOC,TSUJIR,KAKAKURE,ANKOIRU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 100,807 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,476 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 3/6/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Twenty Memories by antiassasinguy reviews
NarutoKurenai. Twenty moments that revolve on how Naruto and Kurenai got together from the day he was a child, to the time he turns into a man and admits his love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,191 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Just for a day by x se reviews
Everyone Naruto cares about has either forgotten about him or died. But one being, the one that caused his life to be a living hell, decided that for a day, just one day, he would be loved. NaruKyuu ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/10/2005
Evil Be Thou My Good by Ruskbyte reviews
Nine years ago Vernon Dursley brought home a certain puzzle box. His nephew managed to open it, changing his destiny. Now, in the midst of Voldemort's second rise, Harry Potter has decided to recreate the Lament Configuration... and open it... again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 40,554 - Reviews: 1635 - Favs: 5,317 - Follows: 1,114 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Masked by Katryna Black reviews
Why Hatake Kakashi wears a mask. Rating due to child abuse. IMPORTANT EDIT ADDED 8.24.2007
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Kissing Yuffie Kisaragi by Charles Xavier reviews
(Yuffentine) A funny poetic fic inspired by Dr. Seuss' Green Eggs And Ham.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2003
Thoughts to Live by reviews
AU/: Truth is suggestive, Acceptance is choice. A story of life; a touch of Peace, the Immortality of Time, and the Unashamed, natural Human need for Love. A coalescence of humanity's nature, as seen through Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,286 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama