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Author has written 109 stories for Danny Phantom, Invader Zim, Cartoon X-overs, Warcraft, Grim and Evil, American Dragon: Jake Long, Misc. Cartoons, X-overs, Primeval, Mass Effect, Misc. Comics, Half-Life, Portal, Sam & Max, BioShock, Five Nights at Freddy´s, and Rick and Morty.

I might write a Tron fanfic sometime.

Tron fic I was working on somehow turned into a BioShock Infinite fanfic that has nothing to do with Tron.

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ITS MY LIFE! (The commentary, or rather, another one) by CadenGallic reviews
You remember that one fan fiction that was about Portal and featured your standard Mary Sue? Well this is a commentary on it! Yaaaaaay. This is more or less just something i can relax with whilst i'm writing my proper pieces, so enjoy me being snide. Updates ever Monday. I do not own Portal or IT'S MY LIFE, thank god.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 85,042 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Where We Were by nyxnotnicks reviews
This story explores the Luteces from their childhood up to their 'deaths'.
BioShock - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,692 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/12 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Robert L., Rosalind L.
The Unfortunate Discovery of Marissa Roberts by Korekara reviews
When GLaDOS scans her databases, she can't help but feel bile fascination at the document she finds. What ensues is GLaDOS and some other familiar faces reeling over one of the most infamous Portal fanfics ever written.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,627 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 3/11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - Chell, GLaDOS, Wheatley
The First Communication by ASBusinessMagnet reviews
While working on her own breakthrough in quantum mechanics, Rosalind Lutece notices that someone has been trying to get in touch with her via the invention. Oneshot.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 1/9 - Published: 1/4 - [Rosalind L., Robert L.] - Complete
C'est la Vie by KeyBella reviews
AU Samantha Manson woke up with twelve hours until her wedding...only to wake up the morning of to discover that she was already married to some guy named Danny Fenton, who was definitely NOT her fiancé. Oh...crap. Her mother was going to kill her.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 117,763 - Reviews: 720 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 588 - Updated: 11/17/2014 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
Rick and Mary by Ctoonsluv reviews
Before Rick and Morty could be a thing, Rick had to meet Mary. This is how. And BOY was she a BITCH. (Mary is my interpretation of Rick's wife and Beth's mother)
Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Rick S.
Discoveries by nyxnotnicks reviews
After the events of Infinite Elizabeth finds herself traveling with the Luteces. She knew they were weird before, but she never considered how or why.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Elizabeth, Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
The Thing by nyxnotnicks reviews
After Robert grows a mustache Rosalind will do anything to get him to shave
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,490 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
Genius Loci by Cenodoxus reviews
Booker #52 winds up in a bar after driving Elizabeth away. Booker #78 commits suicide. Elizabeth #93 refuses to leave the tower. The Luteces tally, nudge, kill, and wait.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Rosalind L., Robert L., Booker D., Elizabeth
100 Oneshots by Phantom Misfit reviews
The 100 drabble challenge for Danny Phantom. Has romance, humor, angst, and more! Please review! 039 Dreams: When Danny woke up, he found himself lying among a field of flowers.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,061 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/27/2013 - Published: 11/28/2009 - [Danny F., Sam M.]
Mass Effect: Induction by TheSorrow1145 reviews
Following the destruction of the Collector base, the crew of the Normandy SR2 tries to recover from the devastating raid. But the threat is not gone. The Reapers are coming, and Commander Shepard must unite the galaxy to withstand their assault.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,192 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Shepard (M), Tali'Zorah - Complete
Sarcasm Still Valid by pirate kit reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Calvin at Camp by Blue Paratroopa reviews
The zany adventures of Calvin, Hobbes, the Eds, Jason, Marcus, Charlie Brown, Linus, Snoopy, and their friends at summer camp. Crazy adventures, songs, chase scenes, and parodies are all found in here!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,303 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/17/2011 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Calvin
Stitchpunk Nightmares by Number66 reviews
The battle with the brain was over they thought they were alone. They were wrong, now the Stichpunks will have to fight a new nightmare that may haunt them forever.
9 - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,706 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/3/2010 - 9, 7
Resolution by did-you-reboot reviews
Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 78,797 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Complete
Kill Zim by Familiar47 reviews
The galaxy's biggest TV show, countless contestants, and all for one thing: to watch every nemesis of our favourite green maniac try to exact their revenge on Zim! Summary does not do this justice!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 117,291 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 10/28/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Hannbial 2 by Andy Prosser reviews
Verger makes a new friend...
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Complete
Ed, Edd n Eddy: The Teen Series by Easymac120 reviews
Join the Eds and their pals in their wild and hilarious high school adventures! Rated T for language, crude humor, sexual references, and some drug use. This week: THE FINAL CHAPTER! ED, EDD N EDDY'S FANTASTIC FINALE pt 4!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 172,788 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Complete
Logos by AnimusFerrus reviews
A brief speech given by a Quarian in favor of settling a new world: A counter-argument to RaxusLive's A New Crusade Beckons!. My first fic, please be unsparing in your reviews!
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Complete
Digimon 3: Predator Vs Digimon by Peter Chimaera reviews
It is a based on request.
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Digimon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 623 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Complete
Halflife Fulllife Consequences: Free Man by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to make the ultamate choose to save humens and Henry Freeman
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Complete
Halflife: Hero Beggining by squirrelking reviews
Henry Freeman has to fight Combines and save humen kind
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Complete
Trial and Error by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam. Five holidays, five surprises. In life there are many trials, and sometimes there are many errors. You decide which is which. Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,149 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Naked as a Jaybird by TPcrazy reviews
Contest entry. Sam and Danny make a bet that if Danny is late for another date, he has to streak. If he's not late SHE has to streak. Who will win? Let's find out.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Extra Weight by Girl in Blue reviews
Danny is very disturbed when Sam misses a test to go to a doctor. It turns out that Sam's disease is more interesting than he expected. YES, I'M BACK. DxS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Just What The Doctor Ordered by CherryxDarling reviews
AU She had a split personality, but he was falling in love anyways. Nothing good could possibly come out of this. DxS. Completed.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,433 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Advice for the Clueless by nolapeep reviews
Tucker gives Danny an early birthday present, one day, while waiting for the bus. Hint hint, it's a book. Yeah, it's called, "Advice for the Clueless".
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,975 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Just Cruising by TiffanyPhantom reviews
Danny, Jake Long and June are invited to spend a whole week of fun with TiffanyPhantom and her friends on a cruise ship. Sure, you can be added into this story if you want to as well. Co-written with GothicChevy. Just R&R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,775 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/17/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008
CHEESE ANGST by Eye of the Eagle reviews
Oneshot about Sam, Tucker, a weirdly angsty Danny, Cheese, and MORE CHEESE! be warned: it's random yet funny! Enjoy! Flames accepted, but please review! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Closer Than You Think by 88KarateGirl88 reviews
THE SEQUEL TO: DIRTY LITTLE SECRET Ten years later, Danny and Sam are married with a daughter and Amber and Jonathan are married with a son. When they are sixteen, they keep doing wild and crazy things together. What will get them to stop? Please R and R!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/4/2007 - Published: 11/16/2007
Jurassic Prak Rampage by Andy Prosser reviews
A new park open but the dinasaurs get out. 3 chapters of action, adventure and romacne!
Jurassic Park - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 10/24/2007
Mistaken by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, one-shot. When Danny finally returns from a two year long trip to the Ghost Zone, how much have things changed? Why is he so jealous of Sam's new man in her life? Is there even anything to be jealous of? Birthday gift for Chaos Dragon. Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and for Ladies by Peter Chimaera reviews
Important people drive the bus in the Desert Bus game WHICH DOVE NOT HAVE CATEGORY
Game X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Complete
Halo: Halos in Space 2: Aliens attack by squirrelking reviews
Aliens shoot Joe Chief but Joe Chief is shooting back!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Rule With Me by USSManhattan reviews
What if Danny accepted Sam's offer to rule with her instead of escaping? AU Urban Jungle, DS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Ten Things a Sweet Guy Would Do by A. LaRosa reviews
Danny/Sam, AU. When an email evokes Sam to say that no guy could do everything on that list, Danny strives to prove her wrong. Can he do it?
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,409 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/13/2007 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
The Worst Thing by Data-Dog reviews
It was the worst thing he could have ever said. DxS
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 80 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Daddy Phantom by la periodista reviews
As an experiment to see if she and Danny are ready to be parents, Sam agrees to take care of Jazz's kids for the weekend. After all, how much trouble could they be? Only a whole lot! Ch. 11 added!
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,469 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 10/13/2006 - Danny F., Sam M.
Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula by Peter Chimaera reviews
Richter Belmons fights Dracula
Castlevania - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2007 - Richter B., Dracula - Complete
105 Ways to Annoy Vlad Masters by Your Secret Valentine reviews
Danny, Sam, and Tucker get the chance to annoy the pants off Vlad, the Almighty Lord of the Fruit Loops. DannySam coupling, but mostly Vladrelated fun
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 39,589 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Complete
Our Lives Together by Word Life 316 reviews
2 years after Let's Pretend, Danny and Sam are planning their wedding and soon discover that the road to holy matrimony isn't as easy as it sounds
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,159 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
the truth ray by flarey phoenix reviews
Sam gets hit by a ghost's ecto ray that makes anyone tell the truth, hehehe fun, it just popped into my head one day and i had to write it
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/16/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Never Had a Friend Like Ed by Blue Paratroopa reviews
Double D finds himself with three genies, formally the Hitchhiking Ghosts, who will give him three wishes. However, the Koopas are also after them, which means a crazy songfilled road trip! Without the road, though. Parody of Disney's Aladdin.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,263 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Those Ridiculous Commercials by Knowledge in the Hollow Noggin reviews
What would happen if those stupid cans of axe work like the commercials depict? DxS TxJ read and find out! NOW COMPLETED! anyhoo full summary sorta inside... lots of super fluff
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,449 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Little Camp of Horrors by Blue Paratroopa reviews
In a parody of the musical Little Shop of Horrors, Eddy finds a mysterious plant and plans to exploit it...in song! Unfortunatly, he is unaware of its' origins.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/3/2006 - Published: 8/16/2006 - Complete
A Grim Apprenticeship by frogman reviews
When Grim is sick in bed, he sends Billy and Mandy out to become reapers for a day. But he soon regrets his decision when he finds himself being replaced by his young apprentices. This story is FINISHED.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,447 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Complete
The Misadventures of Robin Sam by BlueMyst19 reviews
From the brilliant mind of the writer who brought you Lilacs, produced by the warped goddess of Disclosures, BlueMyst19 and Nonny the Anon One are proud to present an amusing Danny Phantom parody of Robin Hood! On hiatus. Sorry guys.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,586 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/25/2006
Calvin at Camp: Toy Story by Blue Paratroopa reviews
Snoopy writes a version of Toy Story, using the kids at camp. Hobbes was always Calvin's favorite toy, but when he gets a Mario action figure, has the tiger been replaced?
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,236 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Hobbes - Complete
Halo: Halos in Space by squirrelking reviews
Aliens are coming to Joe Chiefs ship and he has to leave and go to Halo army base quick.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Let's Pretend by Word Life 316 reviews
To prevent a restraining order being put on Danny he and Sam pretend to be in love, but in the end will they be pretending
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,363 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 5/20/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Mandy's Addiction by frogman reviews
Mandy rekindles her love affair with steak sauce. Finally Completed! Sorry, most likely there won't be a sequel.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,582 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 4/8/2006 - Complete
Halflife:FullLife Consequences 2:WhatHasTobeDone by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman has to kill evil next boss and live up to fulllife consequences
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences by squirrelking reviews
John Freeman who is Gordon Freemans brother has to do what has to be done and help Gordon Freemen defeat the enemys
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 32 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Complete
Calvin at Camp: The Calvin King by Blue Paratroopa reviews
Yeah, it's a Lion King parody. When Calvin who yearns to be king, 'cause he wants the attention dares to explore the forbidden locker room, he doesn't realize he's stumbling into a villain's plot to take over!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,907 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/13/2006 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Calvin - Complete
Calvin at Camp: The ProducEds by Blue Paratroopa reviews
In a parody of The Producers, Eddy tries to pull off the perfect scam, this one being a musical. Edd nervously helps.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/9/2006 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Bled vs Rue by Era Yachi reviews
When O’Malley takes over Red base, Red and Blue are forced to unite…again. Friends. Foes. Warfare. Red vs. Blue fic.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,676 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006
Calvin at Camp: Hercules, Or Something Like That by Blue Paratroopa reviews
A parody of the Disney movie Hercules. Narrated by Snoopy, Calvin attempts to become a hero, mostly because he wants attention. When Eddy finds out, however, that Calvin may be a threat to his Titan of a Scam, he wants the young hero gone!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,720 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Calvin - Complete
A ChristmEd Carol by Blue Paratroopa reviews
A version of a Christmas Carol starring the Eds! When Edd wants to put on a Christmas play, Eddy abandons the lead roll, putting the preformance in jepordy. A few ghosts must change his mind in time!
Ed, Edd n Eddy - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,331 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 12/12/2005 - Eddy, Edd - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Ghostmaster by Blue Paratroopa reviews
Halloween special! In a story that takes a generally darker turn a few chapters in, a bunch of ghosts invade the camp! Based off the game Ghostmaster, but it doesn't really matter if you've never played it.
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2005 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Calvin - Complete
Calvin at Camp: The Calvin King One and a Half by Blue Paratroopa reviews
A sequel to my Lion King parody, this one of The Lion King One and a Half, starring Ed and Eddy, once again with songs! And after some requests, nonscript format! Some reviews would be appreciated!
Crossover - Calvin & Hobbes & Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,911 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 10/5/2005 - Published: 9/13/2005 - Complete
What did you think we were doing? by getfuzzyfan04 reviews
PG-13 for refrence to sex. When Danny and Sam go upstairs to Danny's room to "Hang out", Maddie and Jazz decided to do a little bit of spying. What they get is a pretty big surprise. [One-shot]
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/8/2004 - Complete
first love by deprived reviews
zim falls for a barbie
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 710 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/3/2001 - Published: 5/1/2001
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Quantum Matrimony reviews
The Luteces decide to take narcissism to its ultimate conclusion.
BioShock - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/27 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] - Complete
Robert & Rosalind are Alive
A collection of interconnected short stories detailing the Luteces' lives following the events of Robert & Rosalind are Dead. Many of these were inspired by prompts given on tumblr, which are credited in the authors' notes.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,398 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/21 - Published: 6/5 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.]
The Curious Lives of R Lutece reviews
A series of one short, Lutece-themed stories and prompts given to me via tumblr. Rating range from K to T.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,986 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Robert L., Rosalind L.
The Patron Saint of Bees
Over the course of two Valentine's Days, the Luteces become acquainted with another facet of Saint Valentine. Set in the same continuity as Robert & Rosalind are Dead, so you may be confused by the 1905 Valentine's Day if you don't read R&R first.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] - Complete
Hello? reviews
Welcome to your first night as the new guard at "Fazbear's Fright: A Horror Attraction!"
Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
Pavlov's Gingers reviews
Robert thinks Rosalind should wear her hair down more often. Rosalind talks about Pavlovian conditioning instead.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2014 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] - Complete
Five Nights at Freddy's: Infinite reviews
Booker DeWitt awakens in a security guard office. Now, he must find the answer to the most important question of his life: Is he ready for Freddy?
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2014
Burial at Sea - Episode 0
Elizabeth has come to Rapture to settle a debt. But before Elizabeth can have her fateful meeting with Booker DeWitt, she needs to perform a small favor to some old 'friends', and help two familiar faces escape the doomed city. A prequel to Burial at Sea, containing Lutecest and a greater tie-in to BioShock 2.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,572 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] S. Lamb, Elizabeth
Fact from Myth: Lutece and Lutece, Lifting Rapture into the Future
Fact from Myth with Myles Bloom looks into recently salvaged recordings allegedly taken from the city of Rapture. Recordings which document the lives of two previously unknown scientists who lived within the fabled city, and what happened to them as the city decayed.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,019 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/4/2014 - Published: 6/27/2014 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] Frank F. - Complete
Robert & Rosalind are Dead reviews
The debt has been paid, the circle has been broken, and the Lutece twins are ready to resume their quantum travels. But every action has a consequence, even for them, and this time, they don't have a Booker DeWitt to do their dirty work. This time Rosalind and Robert will have step out of the shadows and save the day, and that's a bad sign for the odds of success. Spoilers for BaS
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,605 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Robert L., Rosalind L.] Booker D., Elizabeth - Complete
BioShock Infinite: Full Lutece Consequences
In honor of the eighth anniversary of the squirrelking's epic "Halflife Fulllife Consequences" saga, a retelling staring the Lutece twins!
BioShock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,405 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18/2014 - Robert L., Rosalind L. - Complete
Rick and Morty Meet the Lettuce Twins reviews
While on their seventy fourth attempt with Booker and Elizabeth, the Luteces run into an old "colleague": Rick Sanchez, and his grandson, Morty. Spoilers for BioShock Infinite and Burial at Sea. Implied Lutecest.
Crossover - BioShock & Rick and Morty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 815 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2014 - Robert L., Rosalind L., Morty S., Rick S. - Complete
The Merchant of Aperture reviews
Follow Wheatley Pendleton, Aperture Science's newest public relations agent, as he begins life as an employee of the strangest company to ever exist.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Wheatley
Portal Cubed reviews
Several months after her release, Chell is thrust back into the Aperture Science Enrichment Center. This time however she's not a test subject, but an ally of GLaDOS against an even greater threat, and a lot more than science is a stake...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,768 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Chell, GLaDOS
April Fool's Day reviews
While drifting through space, Wheatley decides to play an April Fool's prank on the Space Core. Things do not go as planned.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Wheatley, Space Core - Complete
Being Human reviews
GLaDOS realizes that while she had plenty of data on humans doing tests, she has no data on humans themselves. To remedy this she installs a certain personality core into a human body to observe humans in their natural environment. Eventual Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 15 - Words: 19,898 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Wheatley, GLaDOS - Complete
A Portal Carol reviews
One Christmas Eve in the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center, three spirits will attempt to teach GLaDOS an important lesson. Will she listen? Probably not. Now Completed.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,208 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 12/20/2011 - GLaDOS - Complete
Being Human Too reviews
Sequel to Being Human. In an attempt to get rid of Caroline once and for all, GLaDOS fins herself trapped inside Caroline's original body. Will she be able to adjust to life as a human until a way to reverse the procedure can be found? Minor Chelley.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2011 - GLaDOS, Caroline
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day reviews
Based off some unused quotes in Portal 2's files, this is what really happened on Bring Your Daughter to Work day...
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,985 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Wheatley, Chell - Complete
Rickventure reviews
When a scientist bent on rebuilding Black Mesa steals an Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device, there's only one core, and two co-op test bots, man enough to get it back: Rick the Adventure Sphere! Sequel to Being Human.
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Adventure Core, P-body
Sam and Max versus the Dinosaurs reviews
When an army of dinosaurs and gangsters invade Earth, Sam and Max must team up with a certain axe wielding policeman to save the world.
Sam & Max - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011
Halflife: Fulllife Consequences: Binds of Freedome reviews
A fan companion to squirrelking's epic Full-Life Consequences saga which explains what John Freeman was doing during the events of "Hero Beginning". He was in Portal 2!
Half-Life - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Complete
The Arch Knight Returns reviews
Several months after the suicide mission, Garrus finds himself once again on Omega and forced to once again take up the mantle of Arch-Angel along with an unlikely sidekick to stop an old enemy.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Garrus V., U. Grunt
An Unfortunate Mix Up reviews
Post-Game. After accidentally having her DNA altered by one of Mordin's experiments, Tali ends up pregnant with Commander Shepard's child. How will the crew react? What will the Migrant Fleet think? Oh boy, this can't end well. MShep/Tali. Epilogue is up!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,672 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 7/10/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Shepard (F), Tali'Zorah - Complete
The Galaxy is Still Just Awesome reviews
Based off the new discovery channel commercial, Shepard and the crew go into another rousing Mass Effect version of Boom de Yadda!
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Complete
Tales to Scare Your Space Suit Off reviews
One dark night on board the Normandy, Shepard and co. get together to tell the scariest stories you can ever imagine! Features such spine-tingling screamers such as "I Was a Teenage Reaper" and "Day of all the Blood"!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/5/2010
Little CWC of Horrors reviews
A retelling of Little Shop of Horrors starring the internet's favorite manchild Christian Weston Chandler! When Chris finds a strange and unusual plant, he soon becomes famous throughout the city of CWCville. But the plant starts demanding blood...
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2010
Trailer reviews
A trailer for the SUPER-SECRET COLLABORATION PROJECT between myself and AnimusFerrus, coming soon once An Unfortunate Mix Up is finished to a near you! Features action, adventure, romance for the ladies and more!
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Legion - Complete
The Galaxy is Just Awesome reviews
While looking at the stars one night, Shepard, the Normandy crew, and a some other people break into a Mass Effect version of Boom de Yadda! Oneshot with some minor MShepard/Tali
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Complete
Water Wings reviews
Sam has a secret: she can't swim and is terrified of doing so. But when Vortex traps the town in a whirlpool with only her remaning, Sam will have to either face her fear and save the day, or doom Amity Park! DxS Chapter Two is up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/25/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Sam M.
Oh Gosh No! Not Another Oh Gosh No Story! reviews
Now I'm parodying everything! After a run in with some AXE body spray, Danny ends up getting Sam pregnant. And on top of that, there's a new ghost girl in town by the name of Sue Mary. Chocked with spoofs, DXS, and some Lemon Demons songs too!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,381 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
Twelve Days of Christmas reviews
For twelve days leading up to Christmas, Sam keeps giving bizarre things to Danny. Why is she doing this? Read to find out! Some nice fluffy DxS and reference to Christmas songs. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Milk reviews
Future Fic. Late at night Danny gets up to feed his several month old son Danny Jr. After giving Jr. his bottle he fixes some milk for himself too, only there's something odd about it... DXS read and review please!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Danny F. - Complete
100 and 0 Danny Phantom Oneshots reviews
My take on the 100 oneshots challenge. Contains mostly humor, but some more serious stuff might peak through. Current Oneshots: Light and Dark, two stories with humorously bad grammar, one happy one not so much. Most stories will be DXS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Danny F., Sam M.
Amity Idol reviews
Watch Amity Idol, Amity Park's greatest American Idol Ripoff-err Signing contest ever, featuring all your favorite Danny Phantom characters! Who will win, YOU DECIDE! Minor DXS at the begging and end.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Danny F.
Unforgotten Fan Realms reviews
A re-write of Unforgotten Fan-Realms. In a time where darkness hung out with the land, two guys, their pet rat, and a talking axe would become LEGEDNARY HEROES! Contains a special guest appearance by Samantha Manson as a gardening tool.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,911 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 7/19/2009
Primeval, Series Four: Episode One reviews
With half the team stuck in the past, Lester recruits Caroline Steel and Jack Maitland to help with a flock of Moas that have appeared in a toy store, meanwhile Danny, Connor and Abby struggle to return to the present.
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009
Series Four: Episode One reviews
The first episode of idea for series four of Primeval, read to the end for important information!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Connor T., Abby M. - Complete
The George Liquor Show Trailer
A trailer for my upcomming quasi-spinoff to Calvin at Camp, the George Liquor show! Follow the adventures of George Liqour, American and cast of other crazy characters in most hillarious story series since Calvin at Camp!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Primeval: Series Four Trailer reviews
A trailer for my upcomming fan fiction series on my take of what a fourth Primeval season would have been like. Contains lots of foreshadowing and quotes!
Primeval - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Complete
Trailer: Perfect Bloo
A trailer for a potential new series. Follow the wacky adventures of Bloo, Joan of Arc, Cod Commando, Double D, Sir Schmoopy, Neil and Cinnamon J. Scudworth as they battle the villanious Evil Con Carne in the greatest spy-themed series ever!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Complete
My Screwed Up Valentine reviews
When Ember's guitar malfunctions during a fight with Danny, everyone in Casper high is now madly in love, with the wrong person! Due to her shallowness, Paulina is the only one who isn't affected. Can she save the day? I sure hope so, or otherwise no DXS!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/8/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Paulina
Last Toon Standing reviews
Reality TV Show is the hottest new survivor type show on the block. Here characters from The Simpsons, Clone High, Unforgotten Realms, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Billy and Mandy, Maximum Ride and Danny Phantom compete for fame and fortune! DXS
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,447 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2009
Calvin at Camp: Jolly Snowflake Day, Calvin reviews
A Calvin at Camp Christmas Special. Double D creates a new politically correct non-religious holiday called Snowflake Day in order to help teach the kids about the true meaning of the holidays. Calvin, Hobbes, Ed and Eddy set out to bring Christmas back!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2008 - Published: 12/23/2008
The Little Warlock reviews
A Loose Parody of the Little Mermaid. Richard is a warlock lives his dream of going to the surface world thanks to the evil Kanker Witch Sisters. On the surface he meets the Goth Princess Sam, we hill fall in love, or murder her? RichardxSam?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008
Oh Gosh No! Not Another Dance Story! reviews
Casper High is have another dance. Sam wants to go with Danny but he's so clueless that he thinks Sam's hints that she want's him to take her are her shunning him and the Fairly Odd Parents are in it! DXS. Finally complete. Please Review!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,260 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Unforgotten Fan Realms Fiction Story Thing reviews
An Unforgotten Realms fanfiction. In a darkness where time hung out with the land, two guys, a talking axe, and their pet rat would become... LEGENDARY HEROES! Contains guest appearance by Samantha Manson as a gardening tool.
Misc. Cartoons - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 7/16/2008
The World According To Danny Fenton reviews
Danny procrastinates on writing an essay about the history of the world. So he stays up all night and churns out a half-asleep piece of comedy gold! Some minor DXS Based off "The World According to Student Bloopers" by Richard Lederer. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
Oh Gosh No! Not Another Chat Room Story! reviews
Danny, Sam, Tucker and Jazz parody the large amounts of chat room stories here. But strange things are happening including weird surveys, man eating sofa attacks and an evil villain! DXS Rated for some jokes that might be deemed inappropriate.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 7/26/2008
The Infernal Squeaking reviews
Post PP. Danny learns that fame has its downside from a super annoying rubber Danny figure that squeaks when you squeeze it. And Sam won't stop making it squeak. Will Danny be able to retain his sanity? Some minor DXS at the end. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
Goth vs Gummy Bat: A Tale of Addiction reviews
Everyone has a weakness, for Sam, its here debilitating addiction to gummy bats. Worried for her safety, Danny and Tucker have an intervention for her. This can't end well. Comedy for all, with a heaping side order of Danny/Sam.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Sam M., Danny F.
Under the Pines reviews
Sam takes/forces Danny and Tucker to camping with her over the three day weekend. But what happens when Danny and Sam get stranded in the wilderness and Tucker catches a female Bigfoot's eye? Why the most bizzare love story ever told! DXS
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2008 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Tucker F.
The Wedding of the Century! reviews
Danny's getting hitched. Who do you think it is? I'll give you a hint, her last name is Manson and her name ryhms with Ham.Dannyx? Rated for arm-shattering violence and a plot twist! Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Danny F. - Complete
The 12th Warrior: An Epic Saga reviews
A twisted parody of Disney live-action shows. Zack, Cody and friends embark on an epic saga to stop the evil Cinnamon Scudworth from taking over the world! Full of drama, action, humor and... a Clone High School Musical? Rating may go up.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008
Finding Danny reviews
A challenge from I.M.R. Duelist. A six-months pregnant Danny runs away from his baby shower. Now Sam, a lot of ocs, Danni and ME! must find him. You must read A Phantom's Tears by I.M.R. Duelist to understand this.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
A Fenton Family Mother's Day reviews
Furture Fic. Sam is now a famous horror novelist and married to Danny. So on mother's day, their kids, Danny Jr., Lilith and James decide to do something extra special this year. Contains tons o' DXS, food fights in bed, art shows and more!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Sam M. - Complete
Global Warming Breeds Killer ShihTzus reviews
Earth Day Story. While walking to school Danny, Sam and Tucker discover an inconvienent truth: global warming has created a breed of killer Shih-Tzus! Will they surive? Minor DXS. Rated for violence and minor "suggestive themes".
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2008 - Sam M. - Complete
Danny and Sam's Alone Time reviews
The manson mansion is empty, so of course Danny and Sam are going to have some fun... DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE 18, for there is extreme adult content. You have ben warned. DXS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Day of the Leprechaun reviews
St. Patrick's Day Special. While on the way to camp, Calvin and Hobbes are abducted by evil Leprechauns who want to eat them! Will our heroes escape the Leprechuan's green and squeaky clutches? Of course they will!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
Job Application reviews
Sam's parents force her to get a job, so to retaliate she gives a sarcastic and hillarious job application to Nasty Burguer. Some DXS because I can't not have it in one of my stories. Besides Danny Goes to IKEA oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sam M. - Complete
Fury of the Sunwell reviews
A short monolouge by Kael'thas about the events of patch 2.4. Hurray this is my 50th story! Kae'thas's point of view, oneshot.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Complete
The Talk: Seven Years Later reviews
SEQUEL TO THE TALK!Seven Years after the talk Danny and Sam get an unexpected visit in the hospital. Danni hasn't forgotten about the day she learned where babies come from... MAJOR DXS. Please read and review. Rated for stuff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Chicken Soup for the DannySam Lover's Soul reviews
A collection of random, silly, fluffy oneshots and drabbles all about our favorite couple. PLEASE Read and Review. Raitings vary from k to k plus. Second oneshot up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
Birthdays Blues reviews
Danny's managed to forget that tomorrow's his own birthday! That wouldn't be so bad if he and Sam didn't happen to have the same birthday... Plenty of DXS raiting may go up. Unless you want this story deleted review please!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Danny F., Sam M.
What's Your Game? reviews
The Danny Phantom characters star in parodies of the "What's Your Game?" World of Warcraft commercials.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
The Talk reviews
While staying at Fenton Works, Danni wonders where babies come from. Unfortunatley it looks like Danny's the one who's going to have to tell her. Uh-oh. Heavy mention of DXS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 495 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Dani, Danny F. - Complete
It's a Cheesy Old Christmas Special, Danny Phantom reviews
Jack and Maddie travel to the North Pole to prove whether Santa exists or not, with suprising results! Meanwhile Danny and Jazz throw a Christmas Eve party that gets way out of control. DXS and TXJ. Completed.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,146 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Jack F., Maddie F. - Complete
Billy and Mandy Finale reviews
Wrath of the Spider Queen just didn't cut it as a finale. So I've decided to make my own, but I can't decide what its about. You the reader must choose which of my ideas will be the story. Warning depending on your choice it may contain GrimxSpider Queen.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007
Hanukkah is Interesting reviews
Eight days eight oneshots Each following Danny Sam and Tucker s adventures during one very interesting holiday Warning as much DannyxSam fluff I can stomach writing Please R R Chapter 8 finally up! Sorry its late fanfiction wouldn't let me submit it! Done
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,055 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/12/2007 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Sam M. - Complete
Chiron Beta Prime reviews
A Belated Birthday present to the great singersongwriter Jonathan Coulton. Sam recieves a letter from Danny about how the Fentons are coping with working for on an asteriod for their new robot overlords... I mean protectors. DXS please R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
The Second Serving reviews
Sequel to Thanks for Giving. Its been one year since the Thanksgiving Incident and Sam is still bitter. But now she's got a new, even more dangerous plan to save the Turkeys. Will it work? DXS please R&R
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,775 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Jeremy Manson's Worst Day Ever reviews
The title's pretty self explanitory. Jeremy comes home from a business trip to find a lot has changed in his absence. Oneshot.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Complete
The Exorcisim of Danny Fenton's Locker reviews
In this random Halloween story Danny finds that his locker has been demonically possessed. What's our favorite Halfa to do? DannyxSam of course. Complete?
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 774 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Danny F., Tucker F. - Complete
Flintlocke's Guide to Outland reviews
Ever wonder what zany adventures Flintlocke went on when The Burning Crusade came out? Here's your chance to find out. Based on the webcomic by Dave Fargo Kosak.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 7/15/2007
Sam Speaks French out of her Butt! reviews
What seemed like a normal lunch period becomes the strangest Danny Phantom story to ever be posted! Rated for what the butt says in French.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sam M. - Complete
The Big Boom reviews
Everyone says Phantom Planet is the series finnale. Well this is the true one. Featuring a song by Jonathan Coulton and lots of death. Rated for the later.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Danny F. - Complete
Bun's in the Oven reviews
Sam cook's dinner for her parents and they belive its to cover up something she did wrong. Leading to a misunderstand of hysteric proportions. DannyXSam of course. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Danny Goes to Ikea: The Musical reviews
Jack's lastest invention blows up the inside of Fenton Works so the Fentons plus Sam go on the shopping trip of a lifetime to Ikea! Eww shopping. Oddly no DannyXSam GASP!
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Danny F.
The Random Zone reviews
Formerly The Random Zone: Danny Goes Crazy and Stuff. A collection of short oneshot parodies of The Twilight Zone. Ratings range from K to K plus. This collection is finished. For more oneshots see Kissing for Tangerines: Chicken Soup for the DXS Soul.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,872 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/15/2007 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Future Soon reviews
Spud daydreams about his future. Music video thing story for the Jonathan Coulton song The Future Soon. Oneshot
American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Spud - Complete
Springfield Ink reviews
Ever seen Miami Ink? Well now Homer's opened up his own tattoo shop, and he's going to ink up whoever YOU choose! Please review. No Pairings. Rated for Homer getting hurt... alot.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2007 - Published: 8/7/2007
Robin Sam reviews
Presenting a twisted version of Robin Hood in which Robin Sam and The Band of Merry Eds must recuse Ed's sister Sarah and Robin Sam's lover Danny from the evil Lord Kevin. DXS with some 3/4 thrown in for good measure. PLEASE REVIEW!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 7/24/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007
Calvin at Camp: The Freaking Huge Adventure! reviews
Calvin and Hobbes get into a fight and stop being friends, meanwhile Bowser and the others villains have teamed up to get revenge. Will the villains trimuph? Will Calvin and Hobbes save their friendship? Why am I asking you these questions?
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 540 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/22/2007
Bearbert, We Hardly Knew Ye reviews
When Jazz's teddy bear Bearbert Einstine is destroyed she becomes a suicidal emo kid. Danny goes back in time to stop it from happening but creats a time paradox and generaly screws up the time stream in the process.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2007 - Jazz F., Danny F.
Make a Wish! reviews
There's a meteor shower tonight but Billy can't decide what to wish for! First Billy and Mandy story. Oneshot.
Grim and Evil - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Behind the Scenes reviews
Danny and Sam give you a behind the scenes tour of the set of Danny Phantom. Full of juicy secrets, hillarious outtaks, and Mr. Lancer's hidden passion for ballet dancing. Rated for DannySam fluff.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,436 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Danny F., Sam M.
Calvin at Camp: The Collect Call of Cthulu reviews
Upon learing of Moe's fear of squids, Calvin dresses up as a monster from Ed's new comic book for some welldeserved payback. And of course things go horribly wrong.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Board of Doom reviews
As if camp couldn't get any weirder Invader ZIM shows up and is convinced that Plank is an alien trying to steal his mission.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/19/2007 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Jazz Fenton's Heck 2: The Epic Odyessy reviews
The following sequel is very random. It contains a search for lost parents, canibalistic vegitarians, smelly hobos, and super intelligent Irish Badgers. OC's, crossovers and major DXS await you in Jazz Fenton's Heck 2! On Hiatus.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,032 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/19/2007 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Jazz F.
So Long, and Thanks for all the Flesh reviews
A Warcraft spoof of So long, and thanks for all the fish. First WoW story! Oneshot. Might make more chaptets if there is enough requests.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/2/2007 - Complete
New Years! reviews
Cartoons celebrate New Years Eve. Enough said.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/31/2006
Insane Guy of DOOM's Super Holiday Spectacular! reviews
A collection of Christmas story's from Danny Phantom, Invader ZIM, The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, and Illegal Danish. Parings are DannyXSam, MulchsminionXRasi, MulchsminionXSam one sided secret crush on him. Discontinued.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Romantic DannyXSam Story reviews
Just as the title says. A prequel, sequel to My Middle Name. Don't read unless you are a rabid DXS fan or have nothing better to do. Oneshot
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Bored Billionaire reviews
Everyone's busy. What's a bored Vlad to do? Find out here pitiful earth monkies. DXS and some one sided VXM
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2006 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Vlad M.
Thanks for Giving reviews
Its Thanksgiving and Sam is out to make sure no Turkeys go harmed this year. By bringing them back from the dead! Funny and it even has a moral! DannySam. Completed
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Calvin at Camp: The Best Day Ever reviews
Calvin wants today to be the best day ever. But Bowser Koopa has other ideas. Tribute to the SpongeBob SquarePants special.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/9/2006 - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Edmerican Idiots reviews
In honour of Election day. Fed up with the USA, Eddy makes his own country of Edmerica and Calvin gets jealous and they have a big war sort of. Rated for cartoon death and weapons of Mass Destruction.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Complete
Danny and Sam's Alcoholic Adventure reviews
Danny and Sam get drunk and chaos follows! I like bacon! Oneshot. A teensy bit of DXS.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 858 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Dead Sam Walking reviews
Danny, Tucker and Mr. Lancer desing Casper High's haunted house for Halloween. But what happens when Sam ends up dead? Parody of Ned's Declassified Halloween Special. Completed
Danny Phantom - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
Would you like fries with that?: The story of doom reviews
The most random thing to ever be in the Danny Phantom category! Mabey even the whole site! If there was an insanity genre then this would be in it! You must read it eat it and consume human flesh. Side effects include chronich laughter and loss of sanity.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Danny F. - Complete
The Furnace reviews
McMeaties has a new mascot, Dib wonders where he came from. This is that story. Warning: Very Macabe and disturbing by K standerds don't read if you don't like that kind of stuff. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Dib - Complete
Calvin at Camp: Off the Deep Ed reviews
With Permission from Blue Paratroop himself I can write my own Calvin at Camp fics. The Eds set off in search off the Peach Creek Creek Monster, but Calvin has other plans.
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Complete
Jazz Fenton's Heck reviews
Tucker: What the heck happend? Jazz: Ember showed up and got fat on fish tacos, Danny and Sam got married and you showed Moderate DXS don't read if you don't like the pairing. Finally complete.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Jazz F. - Complete
911 reviews
Ren and Stimpy aswell as various other cartoons pay their respects to all whose lives were lost with a humorous song. Complete
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Complete
Sam's Got a Date with Fred Fredburger reviews
When Danny is forced to go to underworld court on the night of his first date with Sam, our favorite elephant monster guy is sent instead. Parings: DXS Complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,801 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/31/2006 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Sam M., Danny F. - Complete
My Middle Name reviews
Danny Fenton the second has a question about his unusuall middle name. DXS married fic. Contains OC's.
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Danny F., Sam M. - Complete
Truth reviews
Tucker has some hilarious fun with the Fenton Truth Ray. Minor DXS Rated for saftey. Complete
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 574 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Tucker F. - Complete
The Unofficial Guide to being an OC Halfa reviews
Danny informs the writers on the best ways to OC's with ghost powers. not to be taken seriously
Danny Phantom - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,203 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Danny F.
GIR's Big Day reviews
My take on the canned episode GIR's Big Day. Oneshot
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/6/2006 - Gir - Complete
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