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Joined 02-26-06, id: 998200, Profile Updated: 07-19-10
Author has written 6 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, and Pokémon.

What sort of weed was I smoking when I wrote these stories XD

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Fetish? What's A Fetish? by Serac reviews
Naruto must learn about something. Something that will change his life, and the lives of those around him. Whether it be for the better or worse remains to be seen but, either way, Naruto is going to learn about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 89,428 - Reviews: 1580 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 1,347 - Updated: 10/30/2015 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Girls Cabin Number 2 by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
[AU] The girls all meet up at somewhat of an anarchy camp. Drama, revenge, punishment and extreme perversion lurk around the campgrounds. [Multiple Pairings, NORM&CRACK]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 38,977 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/16/2009 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Tenten, Hinata H.
A Thousand Pictures Are Worth Three Words by A Rusted Derelict Hulk reviews
Naruto finds the contents of Hinata's camera to be a bit shocking. Can he return the great love Hinata gives him? And then there's the rest of the crap in his daily life... Chapter 12 up, Lemons inside. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,953 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Jutsu of Love? by Marchgirl reviews
A day of training turns sexy for Naruto & Hinata but it doesn't end there: Dating, conflicts w/friends, Parents?, a new Chunin exam and the fox is out of the bag! Naruto's life is turned upside down. He may lose his friends and more...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 353,499 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 12/16/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Stay With Me by Patrickthegiftedone reviews
Sheena and Lloyd's bond grow stronger and stronger as they travel through Tethe'alla and Slyverant, is it just a phase or is a true desire for one another. Shelloyd, and Zellete. Brought back after so many requests
Tales of Symphonia - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,186 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/19/2008 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Lloyd I., Sheena F.
a wedding to remember by lotus2490 reviews
shikamaru and temari are getting married. But there are tons of other relationships developing. this is my first story. please review parings: ShikTem, Naruhina, sakulee, tenneji, Saiinocho,
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,298 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Of Shadows and Notes by Hokata Yuy reviews
When a prisoner doesn't want to talk, sometimes you have to get creative. ShikaTayuya? R for language I'll update soon, promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,586 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/22/2007 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Shikamaru N., Tayuya
Naruto x ? Romatic Comedy by MrBradman reviews
Two years after Naruto returns from his training with Jiriya. This short story follows the antics of three girls attempting to win his affection. Feelings run deep, making Naruto's decision the toughest he's ever faced.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 55,133 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 3/31/2007 - Naruto U.
Adventures in Lightning by Shad0wHunter reviews
Lee, Naruto, Hinata and Tenten find themselves on their way to the lightning country seeking to gain diplomacy with the Raikage. Updates Cancelled, instead i'm rewriting the whole fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,052 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Scryed Askew by Robster80 reviews
My first Scyred solo fic. Originally, Cherise was found by Ryuhou. However, What if someone else found her, say a certain copperheaded Alteruser? NOT a ripoff of Gundam Nightshade's By Chance, mind you! You'll see for yourself.
Scryed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,120 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kazuma To., Scheris A.
Just B E T W E E N Friends by nnn111cuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr reviews
What happens when two people get caught up in the moment? There's nothing wrong with a little meaningless sex...right?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,514 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/2/2007 - Published: 3/11/2005 - Link, Zelda
Let's take Naruto out by Meinos Kaen reviews
Naruto has heart problems, that this time can seriously take away his selfconfidence. But his new friend, a male, offers him his help. And mayhem and embarassing situations ensue. [NarutoXMultiplegirls][RXR][Rating changed]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,942 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/31/2007 - Published: 12/20/2006
Dinner Date by Demon God of Chaos reviews
Naruto goes to date... someone... Naruto with a lot of women... currently, i added a new chapter at 432007... please review, trying to get 1000 reviews...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,494 - Reviews: 1140 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Naruto U., Tsunade S.
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Computer Symphony reviews
Sequel to the epic 'Computer' trilogy. Follow Vector's band through it's journey of drugs, sex, and rock and roll. There will be laughs, tears, and blood... Can love really bloom on the battlefield? P.S: No need to read 'Apocalypse' or 'Romance'...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Vector
Computer Apocalypse reviews
Rated M for adult situations later chapters. Eggman has put Sonic Team in a computer simulation, for a month, and they have to do stuff to get out... SonicAmy KnuxRouge TailsCream EspioWave. Read more that one chapter to get the gist of it.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,947 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/20/2007 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Knuckles, Rouge - Complete
The Best Lemon in the World Number 3 reviews
This finishes up the trilogy with a beautiful romance. It mixes the good things about the other two stories, and mixes it into one... This finishes... the best lemon in the world...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,158 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/26/2007 - Complete
Computer Romance reviews
Prequel to 'Computer Apocalypse'. This is one of the weirdest mix of genres I've ever used...Yes, it's a TragedyRomanceHumorDrama...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,163 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Rouge, Knuckles - Complete
The Best Lemon in the World Number 2 reviews
The sequel to the already popular 'The Best Lemon in the World'. This leaves all unanswered questions about that story answered, and has a touching romance. This truly is... the best lemon in the world...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/30/2007 - Complete
The Best Lemon in the World reviews
This possibly might be the best lemon I ever wrote...
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 52 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2007 - Complete