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Joined 11-13-17, id: 9984867, Profile Updated: 03-15-20
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Discworld.

Hello. I'm catzetier, which username is based on a combination of English and German. I was previously known as dreamspell on fictionalley, but it's years since I've been on there and I've managed to entirely forget my password, so...

Anyway. I've reposted a one-shot I did as dreamspell (many, MANY years ago - back in the Dark Ages) which I still find funny... although since it's a Discworld/Harry Potter crossover it couldn't really be anything BUT hilarious in aim. That one's called Death's Horcrux and it's the first fanfiction I ever completed that had at least a little bit of plot attached, even if it was only there to hang the jokes off of.

I only manage to write when I either have a brainwave or a deadline, and since this is fanfiction there are no deadlines involved - ergo brainwave it will have to be. I also don't do well with plotting out stories in advance, so what happens is that I write them all the way to the end and then go back and plug any plotholes. This in turn means that I will never start posting a story that isn't already finished. It drives me mad when I start reading a tale and it stops halfway-though and never goes any further, so I refuse to inflict that on my readers.

My imagination tends to be either utterly crackpot or dark enough to scare me half to death. When I write funny, I let "crackpot" have full control. When I write serious, I try to keep a lid on "dark" so that I can actually enjoy reading my own stories. I'm a Christian, and I found that giving Dilemma's Horns to Jesus to have Lordship over really helped with this (to most of you this probably makes no sense, but it's the key reason why the story is not diabolically dark in every sense of the word "diabolical" - and don't worry; I vomit at hopelessly pushy Christian writing as much as anyone! If you have to shove it down people's throats then it's a badly-written story. Case in point: my favourite film is and will probably forever be Dragonheart which is almost unbelievably Christian in terms of theme and worldview but above all just tells a fantastic story, and it was marketed as a secular film... and I can't stand most of the stuff that's found on the shelves of the local Christian bookshop!)

And one thing that my imagination has never, ever done is romance - I will put up with it when reading, but if it's the main point of the story I won't see ANY point to the story. So if you're looking for romance, you won't find it here. The most you'll find here is friendship. My fic is exclusively gen.

What else? Let's see... well, I'm in my thirties and apparently haven't grown up yet. My main fandom is Harry Potter, but I went off the originals years ago because of a really disturbing bit of subtext that I don't think Rowling noticed, but which I couldn't ignore. Thank whydoyouneedtoknow's Dangerverse for me sticking around in the HP fandom until her Be Careful, which in turn meant that I could actually revisit the story that's been haunting me ever since the Prisoner of Azkaban BOOK came out without giving myself nightmares. Her Be Careful is the key reason why Dilemma's Horns got continued past the second chapter - where it was abandoned ten years ago - at all. Although if you're new to her works, I'd start off with the Dangerverse if I were you.

I enjoy fanstuff in a range of fandoms - including Harry Potter, Avatar: the Last Airbender (but not Korra), Rise of the Guardians, Sherlock, Pokemon (if the author can write a decent Mewtwo, that is...) and I have been known to dip into many, many more.


I'm trying to avoid doubling-up with my favourites lists, so if I like most of what an author's written (in fandoms I like, that is), they have the great honour of making it onto my Favourite Authors List. Getting onto my Favourite Stories list is a lot easier... all you have to do is write one thing I like to get on there. :-)

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New Blood by artemisgirl reviews
Sorted into Slytherin with the whisper of prophecy around her, Hermione refuses to bow down to the blood prejudices that poison the wizarding world. Carving her own path forward, Hermione chooses to make her own destiny, not as a Muggleborn, a halfblood, or as a pureblood... but as a New Blood, and everything the mysterious term means. ((Short chapters, done scene by scene))
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 214 - Words: 467,223 - Reviews: 22246 - Favs: 4,991 - Follows: 6,527 - Updated: 17h - Published: 8/31/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z.
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 303 - Words: 1,939,416 - Reviews: 16525 - Favs: 8,509 - Follows: 7,772 - Updated: 9/29 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Children of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, gen, Harry and Draco friendship. In a world where wizards and witches can sense each other's familiars but no one else can, Harry's impressive familiar makes an eleven-year-old Draco Malfoy take more notice of him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 64 - Words: 157,922 - Reviews: 1501 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 3,027 - Updated: 9/12 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Draco M.
Princeps by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU. Harry has worked for years as an Unspeakable to identify the best point where he might go back in time to change the impact of Voldemort's war. Now he knows: he will have to return to his parents' Hogwarts years and encourage the Slytherins to stand on their own instead of following a leader. Surely nothing can go too wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,970 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 658 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 11/22/2019 - Harry P., Severus S., Regulus B.
Harry Potter and the Scrambled Sorting by TendraelUmbra reviews
The houses of Hogwarts are growing stagnant, and a certain sentient Hat is dismayed over this turn of events. It decides to take matters into its own hands, taking advantage of several obscure rules to sort students where the Hat wants them, not where heredity or their own desires want them to be. The result? A mess that gradually pulls the student body into utter chaos.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,024 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 3,622 - Updated: 6/25 - Published: 4/8/2019 - Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Tracey D.
How Like Hatred by Lomonaaeren reviews
LMNB, otherwise gen. Harry has learned that speaking in Parseltongue makes some people hate him and others fear him. He had not learned that it would make Draco go straight to his parents and tell them that he has reason to suspect "Harry Potter" is actually his missing twin brother. As far as Harry is concerned, life would be a lot better if he was the Heir of Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,548 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 11/11/2019 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M.
Hermione Granger and the Serpent's Renaissance by epsi10n reviews
Salazar Slytherin is reborn as Hermione Granger. With her new identity as a muggleborn girl and her old reputation in tatters, Hermione sets out to start a new life for herself, a resurrection for House Slytherin, and a renaissance for the whole of the magical society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 98 - Words: 292,716 - Reviews: 4145 - Favs: 6,092 - Follows: 7,291 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 1/22/2015 - Hermione G., Salazar S.
Luna Lovegood and the Dark Lord's Diary by The madness in me reviews
Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 72,373 - Reviews: 4098 - Favs: 3,967 - Follows: 3,532 - Updated: 5/27 - Published: 3/16/2017 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Perils of Innocence by avidbeader reviews
AU. In an institute to help children with psychological issues, a child is abandoned by his guardians because he does extraordinary things. Rather than fear him, the doctors work to help him try to control this ability. They discover other children with these incredible powers. And then odd letters arrive one summer day. Rating will probably go up later. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 101,526 - Reviews: 3800 - Favs: 7,400 - Follows: 9,725 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Catch the Wind by RosyClovesy reviews
Haunted by her lack of action towards Severus Snape in the Shrieking Shack, Hermione Granger decides that the best place to intervene and work on the problem of restoring her parent's memories is Hogwarts - over twenty years before the battle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 171,453 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 7/29/2019 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Master of Wood, Water and Hill by Karmic Acumen reviews
Bilbo Baggins wondered what Gandalf was thinking. Oh well, Bag End would sort him out. His house did NOT approve of vandalism, thank you very much. That rune carved into his door learned it personally. Besides, it served the wizard right for not heeding the rumors about Bilbo and the Old Forest.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 100,377 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 2,520 - Follows: 2,372 - Updated: 2/18 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
Hope Deferred by BrokenKestral reviews
Susan searches for the wardrobe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7 - Aslan, Mrs. Macready, Susan Pevensie, OC - Complete
The Phoenix of the Malfoys by Lomonaaeren reviews
LMNM, otherwise gen. AU. In the Department of Mysteries, Lucius Malfoy sees a prophecy with his name on it. He picks it up—and hears that Harry Potter will be the salvation of his family. Now if the stubborn boy will just let Lucius mentor him... Threeshot COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,071 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 12/17/2019 - Published: 12/15/2019 - [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Wedding Witch and the Overzealous Aurors by ElaineAbbene reviews
Interrogation room 3, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, 3am on a Saturday night. Not really where I would like to be right now. But if they are going to keep me here... I might as well see how red Weasley can get. And when did Longbottom get so fit? My name is Pansy Parkinson and I assure you I am innocent. This is all just a misunderstanding.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2019 - Complete
Of Laws and Love by WhatComesFromWithin reviews
Percy had made mistakes. He had already chosen his pride over his family. But did that mean he didn't still love his family? No. No, it did not.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2019 - Percy W. - Complete
Frootlooped Dumbledore by flixus reviews
"I cared about you too much," said Dumbledore simply. (OotP, ch37) What if Dumbledore chose a more reasonable way to express his care and went unreasonably out of his way to ensure that Harry enjoyed his childhood? Oneshot from 1982 to wrap up after fourth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,155 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 54 - Published: 6/10/2019 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Albus D. - Complete
Crazy Like a Snake by Sacred Dust reviews
Destiny goes flying out the window when dotty, eccentric Luna Lovegood is sorted into Slytherin. Draco thinks it's an outrage. Snape thinks fate is punishing him. Harry and his friends don't know what to think. Luna suspects the nargles. [Chamber of Secrets AU - grey Luna, smart Draco]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 171,860 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 5/26/2019 - Published: 1/13/2018 - [Draco M., Luna L.] Hermione G., Ginny W.
EPrime: The Redemption of Ron Weasley by MBurris reviews
Ron Weasley never openly uses his strengths against the enemy ... but Harry and Hermione DO experience a curious amount of odd events and coincidences in their fight against Tom Riddle. And there's the odd choice of Hermione to marry Ron Weasley. Are they related? This is an altered version of my previous story of the same name - details of the changes are in chapter 3.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,504 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/1/2019 - Published: 11/13/2018 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Dragon Treasure by Raberba girl reviews
Modern AU. Hiccup & Toothless have spent eight years in a cage, having nothing to live for but each other. Stoick has devoted his career to rescuing children from abusive environments, but Night Furies are a little outside his expertise. The last thing Valka expected to see in her estranged husband's house was an orphaned twelve-year-old boy and one of the rarest dragons on earth.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,375 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 395 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/22/2019 - Published: 6/30/2015 - [Stoick, Valka] Hiccup, Toothless
The Pound by Socrates7727 reviews
The night Sirius ran away from home, he didn't tell anyone. But Remus knew where to find him... Written for The International Wizarding School Championship drabble challenge!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/12/2019
Aim for the Stars by fantasys-dance reviews
In the end, McGonagall blamed Dumbledore. Actually, in the beginning she blamed Dumbledore as well, and most of the middle. There was a brief moment when she blamed the Marauders, but this faded rather rapidly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/11/2019 - Minerva M., Marauders - Complete
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 7,463 - Follows: 2,476 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Career Advice for Mischief Managers by Theodore Green reviews
Fred and George Weasley must decide what they will do after Hogwarts, with the advice of Minerva McGonagall. How will she react to their burgeoning plans of opening a joke shop?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,575 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2019
Unseen Seen by Jetainia reviews
After the death of her mother, Luna starts seeing all sorts of creatures.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2019 - Luna L., Xenophilius L. - Complete
The Accidental Anaconda by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, prequel to Children of the Sun series. Harry's childhood is filled with magic, wonder, and the giant anaconda who watches over him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 67 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
A Song Too Far by Beatrice Otter reviews
Mummy had always been so particular on the proper ladylike way to sit, and Lucy thought that if it was important for ladies to sit properly it was probably even more important for queens to sit properly, and so, when Aslan crowned them and they sat before their new subjects on the four thrones in Cair Paravel, Lucy was very careful to sit properly. AutisticExchange 2018.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/6/2018 - Mr. Beaver, Mrs. Beaver, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Far Above Rubies by Beatrice Otter reviews
All in all, it was a highly eligible match and Mary was quite pleased with herself for securing it. She might wish Mr. Collins paid more attention to his scriptures and the writings of the great theologians than to the edicts of Lady Catherine, but Mary's own scholarship in that area was more than sufficient to remedy the lack.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,379 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/28/2018 - Lady Catherine, Mary, Mr. Collins - Complete
Other People's Choices by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. The Sorting Hat doesn't just let the Sword go when it falls on Harry's head in the Chamber, but also Sorts him again, this time into Slytherin. Harry is furious and terrified, and the adults aren't helping much. COMPLETE, sequel to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 61 - Words: 191,253 - Reviews: 2544 - Favs: 3,923 - Follows: 3,884 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 12/12/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Sorting Hat - Complete
Aurumorphia by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen, AU, prequel to Golden Morning and the rest of the Children of the Sun series. The universe sends a spirit of great power to protect Harry Potter. The slow formation of Harry's golden familiar over a period of years. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,555 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 64 - Published: 7/6/2018 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
That's All He Wrote by hannahsoapy reviews
"It had damned better be you reading this, Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 6/23/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Fluff and Stuff by Story Please reviews
There are few things in one's life that can be more detrimental than a potions experiment gone horribly wrong. When Hermione creates her experimental healing drought, the last thing she would have expected was a little pink, fluffy problem...but this problem is both pink and fluffy, and Hermione is beginning to think that it's actually much bigger than she initially thought...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2018 - Hermione G., Severus S., Minerva M., Neville L. - Complete
Escape from Brextwistle Hall by Arnel 63 reviews
Looking through an old trunk shouldn't pose much of a threat, but when the trunk is in the Grimmauld Place attic, mysterious things can happen, especially if you are Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/4/2018 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Basilisk of Erebor by Jetainia reviews
Bilbo Baggins had expected to see many things when he entered Erebor for the first time. He did not expect to see a giant statue of a dragon and find a giant snake. Who he then made friends with... MoD!Harry (hinted). Oneshot.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 1,599 - Follows: 694 - Published: 12/14/2017 - Harry P., Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Golden Morning by Lomonaaeren reviews
Gen. Harry remembered the moment when he really realized that his golden anaconda, who no one else could see, was magical. Prequel to Children of the Sun. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/11/2017 - Harry P. - Complete
Holding Onto Hope by MoonytheMarauder1 reviews
What would have happened if Remus had been sent to Azkaban instead of Sirius? After all, a werewolf is the most likely to turn bad... why should he receive a trial? Isn't a dead man's word enough? Not your usual Remus-in-Azkaban story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 32,564 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/8/2017 - Published: 10/13/2017 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Forgotten Fairy Tales by ElaineAbbene reviews
When Narcissa finds Rose crying, she shares a book, hoping to convince her that true love is real, fairy tales can come true, and perhaps things are not always as they seem. The Grimm brothers might not have been the best magical students, but their ability to turn wizard history into fairy stories for muggles made them wealthy. The truth behind the tales as told by Cissa Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,543 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/14/2017 - Published: 4/22/2017 - [Rose W., Scorpius M.] [Narcissa M., Lucius M.]
Slytherins at War by PsychoCellist reviews
The Gryffindor method can work - bold, blustery, and loud. The upside to this "Magic is Might" business is that when it comes to protecting your Muggle-born friends, well, a pureblood can use subtler tricks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/21/2017 - Dolores U., OC - Complete
Stay by HannahFranziska reviews
Sirius is released from Azkaban, once more a free man, to find that there is nothing left of his old family. Moony has had almost seven years to move on and Harry… well, he has found new parents in his aunt and uncle and does not even remember his godfather. Following a desperate need to make up for lost time, he goes looking for a purpose and promptly finds one he hadn't expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 87,952 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 9/2/2017 - Published: 3/8/2016 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L.
What If by Fyreheart reviews
This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,732 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,518 - Follows: 2,330 - Updated: 8/21/2017 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Harry P.
Dudley Dursley and the Quest for Truth by books101 reviews
When Dudley Dursley and his parents are forced to spend a year with-gasp!- witches and wizards, Dudley decides this is the opportunity to learn more about his apparently famous cousin. Potterwatch, tall tales and magic, oh my! Rating changed for safety...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,448 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 8/14/2017 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Dudley D.
Harry Potter and Questionable Rites by jukehero461 reviews
Harry performs a rite that he really should have thought twice about...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 99 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Harry P., Death - Complete
Last Lord of the Sun by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. When Albus Dumbledore visits Wool's Orphanage and sees the terror and rage in Tom Riddle, he decides he cannot leave the boy without a mentor. On the one hand, he may never make a Light wizard of him; on the other hand, he will keep him from going down the path of the Dark. Twoshot. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 397 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 7/13/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Anything is Quite Possible by fringeperson reviews
If you know who to ask, then 'anything' really is possible, provided you're willing to pay equal to the value of your desire. Lily will do anything to protect her baby. Rumplestiltskin is rather fond of that word. Rumbelle later, and other pairings. Don't own. Complete!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 58,062 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,686 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 6/29/2017 - Published: 2/23/2017 - [Belle/Lacey, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold] Harry P. - Complete
Education of the Heart by E.M.K.81 reviews
Mostly based on the ALW Musical. What if the managers and Raoul had the decent idea to ask the magistrate for help? They manage to catch the Phantom alive and the Phantom has to make the hardest decision in his life and is getting a chance that might save him - or destroy him. The Phantom has to face his most dangerous foe – himself. Starring: almost all characters from the musical
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 80 - Words: 191,863 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/1/2016 - Published: 1/19/2016 - Erik, Christine, Raoul, OC - Complete
I Know Not, and I Cannot Know--Yet I Live and I Love by billowsandsmoke reviews
Severus Snape has his emotions in check. He knows that he experiences anger and self-loathing and a bitter yearning, and that he rarely deviates from that spectrum… Until the first-year Luna Lovegood arrives to his class wearing a wreath of baby's breath. Over the next six years, an odd friendship grows between the two, and Snape is not sure how he feels about any of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 32,487 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 320 - Published: 4/30/2016 - Harry P., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Time Travel Story by Stone Elbow reviews
I have read many time travel fanfics, and I have always found them unrealistic. This is the story of what Harry Potter would really do if he traveled back in time. Accidental time travel, back in time to 11-year-old body, one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 966 - Follows: 357 - Published: 2/14/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Voldemort, Amelia B. - Complete
For Love of Horses by AngelaStarCat reviews
If Lily and Petunia had a single bond that remained between them through the years: a love of horses. What difference would it make to a single orphaned boy? Alternative Universe, dual Petunia Evans and Harry Potter's POV. Because sometimes we just want Harry to leave Britain behind, and horses are a good enough reason to do so.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,466 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 240 - Published: 12/31/2015 - Harry P., Petunia D. - Complete
It's Always The Quiet Ones by PixelWriter1 reviews
Some people can only be pushed so far. Luna will take a lot, but it's best not to insult her mother.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,400 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 838 - Published: 11/26/2015 - Severus S., Luna L., F. Flitwick - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1733 - Favs: 9,104 - Follows: 4,245 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Gear Shift by FinalArc reviews
The people around Hiccup begin to realize that not all his wounds can be fixed by a trip to the forge, and his metal leg is the least crippled thing about him. Vikings and Dragons aren't known for delicacy, but they do their best to right past wrongs and heal scars.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 83,744 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 857 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/26/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless, Astrid, Stoick - Complete
Nightfall by Le'letha reviews
Canon-divergent: 20 years after Chief Stoick's wife and son were lost in a dragon raid, the Vikings of Berk shoot down a Night Fury…and its rider, a feral youth who believes he is a dragon. [Not slash. Crossposted on AO3.]
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 149,267 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 1,554 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Blessing or Curse by Sheankelor reviews
Many people believed it was Dumbledore who was quietly directing the war from behind he scenes, those same people would tell you Hagrid was barely capable of understanding the consequences for his actions. What if Hagrid was cursed with the ability to see the future far better than Trelawney ever could and he used that knowledge in his own unique way? No slash, just friendship
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,421 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 20 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Severus S., Rubeus H. - Complete
Shot in the Dark by Arcawolf reviews
The Alpha had made him flame . . . something. Wait, where was his rider? And why did the air smell like blood? A What-if based on HTTYD 2. Beware of spoilers.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,488 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/11/2014 - Toothless, Hiccup - Complete
Like No One Ever Was by FinalArc reviews
Nature brought the tornado, Team Rocket got them stuck in it, Age caused the building's collapse, and Bad Luck did the rest. But none of them are to blame for electrocuting Ash to the point of brain damage. That's all on Pikachu.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 224,945 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 6/21/2014 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu - Complete
Dreki Kyn by Arcawolf reviews
"You had never been Viking..." Sequel to Making History. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 423 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
The Wait by words-with-dragons reviews
He finds him many different times over a thousand years. And one as exactly the same. :: Human bodies don't last forever, but souls do. [Rated 'T' for extreme paranoia]. No pairings.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 353 - Follows: 68 - Published: 12/30/2013 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Harry Potter and the Trouble With Sorting Hats by Durandall reviews
A mild send-up on a popular genre of Harry Potter fanfiction. As much as I enjoy them, some practical considerations come to mind. Inevitably, Harry has one specific ally in all those fics ... but what if that entity took a different view on things?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,368 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Harry P., Sorting Hat - Complete
What I Did On My Holiday, as Told By Me, Severus Snape by EcoWarriorX reviews
Short, look-back-in-time version of Holidays. Slytherin and Gryffindor students have been seen actually talking and actually holding hands! The school is in uproar and the mystery needs solved. What happened last summer? And why, oh why, is Severus in the thick of it again? Professor McGonagall investigates, and makes him write it all down in his own incomparable style...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,383 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/3/2013 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S. - Complete
Hide and Seek by Swiss Army Knife reviews
Set after episode 3:12, "The Western Air Temple." The gaang hones their skills playing a game of Hide and Seek, during which Zuko finds that he and Sokka make a surprising effective team.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,016 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 87 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sokka, Zuko, unknown 9 - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 7,556 - Follows: 2,207 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Leaving Nothing to Chance by OnlyaNovel reviews
Darcy makes plans to propose at Rosings, but things don't go quite the way he expects.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,718 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 471 - Follows: 93 - Published: 7/5/2013 - Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy - Complete
Animorph, Animagus by fringeperson reviews
The power of change may be a new and novel concept to a group of five teenagers who just met an alien, but to a wizard it is something very familiar. gen-fic, oneshot, complete, don't own.
Crossover - Animorphs & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,722 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 247 - Published: 5/10/2013 - Complete
A Promise From Her Boy by PsychoCellist reviews
It did not occur to Harry Potter to wonder why his Snowy Hedwig was so much more affectionate than the other owls. It did not occur to him he would ever need to care. That's why she waited to tell him. (Canon compliant)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 211 - Published: 12/4/2012 - Harry P., Hedwig - Complete
The Restoration of David de Vigny by OnlyaNovel reviews
My version of the Beauty and the Beast-told with an emphasis on romance rather than magic.
Fairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,561 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/7/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Complete
The Little Prince by LunaStorm reviews
A woman's heartfelt prayer; a world in dire need; a Child of Fate to guide and guard; a King's generous love... and with the warmth of the Lion's breath, everything changed...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,055 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 1,837 - Follows: 1,110 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Harry P., Edmund Pevensie - Complete
The Beholder by Vanillasiren reviews
Puck's POV on some key events in the show, ultimately leading up to his banishment in "The Gathering, Part Two." The story will include actual episode dialogue, and focus on Puck's thoughts about the Xanatos family.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,362 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Puck - Complete
The Choice by Vanillasiren reviews
The moment we never got to see: When Xanatos found out who "Owen" really was.
Gargoyles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Puck
Reconciliation by Vaneria Potter reviews
Two-shot sequel to 'Letters'. Toph's reconciliation with her parents after the war.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,428 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/21/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Toph
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 340 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Letters by Vaneria Potter reviews
"I know your relationship with your parents is complicated...", "I try not to think about it, but when I left, I probably really hurt them." What DID Toph's parents think when she ran away? Probably a Two-Shot
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Toph, Poppy B. F. - Complete
A Hogwarts Christmas Story by Bobmin356 reviews
Christmas comes earlier than expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,602 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 1,060 - Follows: 255 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Harry P., F. Flitwick - Complete
Escalation by Bobmin356 reviews
Ignore the Muggle world at your peril! Albus Dumbledore learns a hard lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 687 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Harry Hightop by fringeperson reviews
oneshot. complete. don't own. Lily Evans was daughter of Alice Evans nee Kingsley and the man she had an affair with after she'd found a man outside of Underland who she loved enough to marry. Harry is the grandson of Tarrant Hightop: The Mad Hatter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,016 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 2,705 - Follows: 695 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Harry P., Alice K. - Complete
Happiness in Azkaban by Myst Shadow reviews
::one-shot:: "Why, Sirius? Why escape now?" Harry's voice broke. "Why not when I was a kid, and really needed you?" ::Cedric is dead and Harry needs /something/ - a conversation that never happened, but maybe should have::
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,860 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 117 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
A Reply To A Letter by Manchester reviews
Rather than 'The Consequences Of A Letter', how things could have gone otherwise due to 'Harry's Rejection Letter'.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,244 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 37 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Complete
Without the Aid of a Potion by Vaneria Potter reviews
Could Tom and Merope have come together without the aid of a Love Potion? There have been stranger couples, after all. What would it take to bring them together? One-Shot for now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,657 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Merope G., Tom R. Sr. - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 515 - Favs: 3,707 - Follows: 745 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Memory of Water by whitehound reviews
A view of the Voldemort wars, from beneath the surface.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Severus S., Salazar S. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2073 - Favs: 4,028 - Follows: 2,733 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Into the Ether by duj reviews
WIP, SSHG, DH-compatible. "Dear Hermione..." Twenty years after the Battle of Hogwarts, she thought she'd received all the letters there were, and despaired. But there was still one letter to come...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,466 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 11/19/2009 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Doubting Thomas by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. After all, every child deserves a mother who loves them. Even those who grow up to be monsters. Luna just never imagined things would turn out this way. Time Travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,556 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 3,147 - Follows: 654 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Luna L., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 9,007 - Follows: 2,275 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Game, Set, and Match by Firebird9 reviews
How does one small but determined cat manage to defeat a police detective and a gargoyle? Read here to find out.
Gargoyles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,156 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Elisa M., Goliath - Complete
Secret Guardian by Redbud-Tree reviews
Sunyshore City has had sightings of a mysterious, powerful pokémon whom no one can trace. To find out about it, Sunyshore’s police contact a psychic with a reputation for understanding pokémon. But what does he think about investigating... himself?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Mewtwo
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 778 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Rhapsody by GregX reviews
In the year 2056, the United Nations debates the fate of the gargoyle species. Meanwhile, Demona reclaims the regenerated Praying Gargoyle. Tonight is the Hunter's Moon, and regardless of the outcome, the clan's lives will be forever changed.
Gargoyles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,034 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Angela, Demona - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by trhe Killing Curse cast at him, but how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 2,271 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Future Imperfect by Lady Azar de Tameran reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 2,864 - Follows: 526 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
L'étranger Éclairé Par la Lune by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
Full moons often bring out the hidden qualities in all of us, and Mewtwo is no exception. All he meant to do was ask a few questions for the sake of his own curiosity. He didn't really plan on saving a life... ONE SHOT
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,080 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2008 - Mewtwo - Complete
That Summer by The Starhorse reviews
The summer after the war, Fred and George rebuild their lives. Series of one-shots, multiple characters. Takes place after the events of Fox Ears and The Worthy King.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,774 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 69 - Published: 8/25/2008 - George W., Fred W.
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 470 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Baggage of Doom by Punster-Zero reviews
Harry Potter / Discworld crossover Harry finds himself in need of some new school equipment.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,476 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Worthy King by The Starhorse reviews
George and Charlie are abducted in the middle of the night by the Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and it's down to Fred and Bill to rescue them. To what lengths will they go? Takes place after events of Fox Ears. Post DH, Bill's POV. Updated 1st chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 32,937 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Bill W., Fred W.
Fox Ears by The Starhorse reviews
The Weasley family is deep in mourning after the battle of Hogwarts, but George has better ideas than to sit around and cry about something he'd rather just fix. And Charlie believes he can do it. Post DH, Charlie's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,648 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,662 - Follows: 180 - Published: 1/13/2008 - George W., Charlie W. - Complete
Innocence by Dark Magician Girl Aeris reviews
Living by a mountain town, Mewtwo has plenty of time to dwell over the corruption of the human species... or to ponder over one pure life. It is never fair when innocence has to suffer harm at the hands of man. Never. One shot, Mewtwo centric. Again...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/16/2007 - Mewtwo - Complete
Duet for One by whitehound reviews
In order to pass as a Death Eater, Snape must rotate the dark side of his mind forwards and suppress every good thought and impulse which might betray him to the Dark Lord, but doing so isn't exactly psychologically healthy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 462 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Hell or Hex by TheFox101 reviews
Dangerverse: The Pride is stuck in Grimmauld Place for the remainder of the summer before Fifth Year. Bored and hot, they play a Gryffindorized version of Truth or Dare. Heaven help Headquarters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,374 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/9/2006 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
When All Lights Pass by Werecat99 reviews
Set at Pelargir after the Battle of Fornost, this story deals with a young man suffering from the Black Shadow, a desperate mother and two strange travellers, one clad in grey and one in earthen brown. They say that the hands of the king can heal...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2004 - Gandalf - Complete
Identity Crisis by jjonahjameson reviews
Spoilers for the second movie. How can you expect a trainfull of people to keep a secret?
Spider-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 201 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Complete
The Children by samvimes reviews
After the war, we gather to remember. And none of us escape unscathed, least of all Draco Malfoy...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/16/2003 - Draco M.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 478 - Favs: 1,290 - Follows: 150 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Dilemma's Horns reviews
AU of PoA. Gen. Sirius took a different corridor on his way out of Azkaban and encountered another innocent locked in a cell - and he couldn't leave him behind. But the problem with any dilemma is that it never has just TWO horns, and in choosing to rescue him, Sirius has opened up a whole lot of complications...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 79,847 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 12/2/2017 - Sirius B., OC - Complete
Death's Horcrux reviews
Death is unimpressed with Voldemort's quest for immortality, especially when it involves his property, but is determined to be patient nevertheless. Voldemort is unimpressed with Death's interference and is most decidedly not going to be patient. The ensuing confrontation can only be described as "...FUN".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,398 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/27/2017 - Published: 11/14/2017 - Voldemort, Peter P., Death, Death of Rats - Complete