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Joined 02-27-06, id: 998968
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter.
Being rather appalled at many of the stories here, I've retreated to the world of sweet sanity, LiveJournal. All stories I have here have been moved, and nothing more will ever be posted here. The gods save you all, you who linger here.

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A Reason by Hafthand reviews
Draco stands in the Great Hall one last time, until he catches sight of her. Update: Chpt 28: The End.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 82,695 - Reviews: 828 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Black is Our World by IcyPanther reviews
DHr The war is over with Voldemort the winner. Nearly everyone has been captured or killed and hope now lies in a brave few. In a battle of light versus darkness, there can only be one victor. But that doesn't mean the victor wins. No one wins in war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 167,254 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/30/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Diary of a Songbird by idreamofdraco reviews
Hermione Granger has a secret and Draco Malfoy is curious. Why is she so dependent on her diary, and what happened to make her that way? Can Hermione trust herself with a person like Malfoy, or will he only make things worse? Compliant up to OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 140,746 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6859 - Favs: 4,089 - Follows: 2,785 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Tin Angel by AraLuna reviews
Post Hogwarts: A chance encounter with Hermione Granger in a Muggle café leaves Draco Malfoy aching for more. DHr. !Winner of three awards at Dangerous Liaisons!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,706 - Reviews: 810 - Favs: 1,764 - Follows: 1,768 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 11/27/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 5,560 - Follows: 844 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon a Hogwarts by Lily in a Pond reviews
The Prince never returned Cinderella's shoe, the evil stepsister is more dangerous than you think, and the real Cinderella still hasn't revealed herself. It'll take more than magic to fix this fairy tale before the clock strikes midnight. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 112,251 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cry Me Tears of Fire by pensive puddles reviews
Deciding to stay at Hogwarts for Christmas for the first time, Draco and Hermione slowly see that they might not be as different from the each other as they once thought to believe. Dark Magic tends to bring people closer than they expect, A LOT closer
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 105,800 - Reviews: 539 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/7/2007 - Published: 12/20/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Fire and Ice by Lurisa reviews
Summary: NOT HBP COMPATABLE! The following is the diary of sorts of one Hermione Granger, Head Girl. Hopefully you find the story better than the summary...please read and review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,770 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/8/2007 - Published: 2/16/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
In My Dreams by brokenpens reviews
Dreams are said to take us where we belong. So, for two unlikely people, their dreams take them straight into each other's arms. DmHg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,399 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/18/2006 - Published: 2/22/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Macbeth by cyropi reviews
‘Come what come may, time and the hour runs through the roughest day.’ Voldemort’s second rise to power and a part in Shakespeare’s infamous Scottish Play make this fitting for Hermione – especially when she discovers a darker side to Draco Malfoy. PreHBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 120,368 - Reviews: 2477 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 533 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 9/6/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Negative Side by Plaidly Lush reviews
None of them knew what it was that made Hermione change. All they knew was that she was different. Then Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy became friends, and the world as everyone knew it was over.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 100,328 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Madam Moon's Magic by brokenpens reviews
Candles, scented water, and lots of bubbles. Where else for a impractical romance to begin than at a spa? HerDra pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,118 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/30/2006 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M.
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2259 - Favs: 6,175 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nothing is Symmetrical by attica reviews
“Because,” she said, a secretively cunning smile flickering across her face for a mere second that once the shadow of the cloud passed, it was gone. “Because we’ve got nothing to lose.” Draco&Hermione. PostHBP. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,573 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 53 - Published: 3/1/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 680 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
How InterHouse Unity Was Finally Achieved by Hafthand reviews
A week passed and so far thirtyeight students had ended up under Madame Pomfrey’s care. Neville ended up there twice. Crabbe three times. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,709 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 43 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 96 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 3050 - Favs: 5,656 - Follows: 1,211 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 874 - Favs: 4,239 - Follows: 660 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Those Forgotten by ObliviousTrace reviews
We aren't all meant to be heroes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
Past Tense by ObliviousTrace reviews
Four students are locked in a classroom until they can reconcile their differences or reach an understanding. Implied DHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,429 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 37 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Tonight Is What It Means To Be Young by Hafthand reviews
The war draws near, but Hogwarts is allowed one night of calm before the storm. Two enemies find each other in midst of a dance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
All Bets Are Off by ObliviousTrace reviews
Sometimes, we don't always slip into the place that we are meant to fill. At least, that's what Seamus hopes. But then he's always been a dreamer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/25/2004 - Complete
The Power of a Wish by IcyPanther reviews
[Complete!] DracoHermione After a mysterious incident in which the Golden Trio find themselves at Malfoy Manor, they discover something about Draco never known before. Can they help Draco and can Draco be of any aid to them in these troubled times?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,815 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/20/2004 - Published: 1/9/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Rest of Their Lives by smuggled-muggle reviews
[Complete] Voldemort's defeated and now they've got the future to look forward to. Hermione's happily ever after doesn't happen as she had planned, and Draco refuses to live the life planned for him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 57,132 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 181 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
If You're Not the One by persephoneia reviews
COMPLETE -The new DADA teacher has a scheme to get the Gryffindors and Slytherins to get along. You've met her before, and why is the Slytherin Prince not too happy about it? Unexpected friendships, alliances, calamity, romance ensue. DMHG, NMSS Romance
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 42,050 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2003 - Published: 7/3/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3374 - Favs: 5,417 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Journals by cyropi reviews
Draco Malfoy, the Head Boy, is depressed and has an unusual method of self-harming to cope with it. Of course it’s only so long before Head Girl Hermione finds out about it… but could her wish to help him change into something more? DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,997 - Reviews: 379 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 97 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Venificus Femme reviews
I series of oneshot character studies of the female characters in the world of Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2006
Pride of Lions reviews
HBP Spoilers! The night when everything changes, three Gryffindor boys talk about where to go from here.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Complete
Savior reviews
They’re heroes. That’s what they do. They save people. A OneShot from the perspective of Dean Thomas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Dean T. - Complete
Tied reviews
OneShot. Locking three Gryffindors and three Slytherins in the Room of Requirement leads to some interesting developments, especially when you add some Firewhiskey... Rated T just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Complete
Silver and Scarlet reviews
A HermioneDraco seventh year fic. PostHBP. It's not exactly a romance, more of a deep friendship sort of thing. Please leave me a review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,752 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/6/2006 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Mirror reviews
Just a really short DracoHermione sort of oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Morning of Rain and Music reviews
Oneshot. More and more the music reached him, softly and subtly easing the memories that plagued him so gently...He sat still, staring out the window, letting the sound of the rain outside wash away his thoughts and his emotions, at least for the moment.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete