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Joined 02-27-06, id: 999186, Profile Updated: 12-28-13
Author has written 68 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, Eyeshield 21, Bleach, and Kingdom Hearts.

Yo, what's up all? I came to FF.net almost every day for like, a year, until my friend insisted I post something. So, I did. Now, I'm as addicted to writing as I am to reading what other people have written. I really need a life -sweatdrop-

I am a Narutard. Naruto-obsessed person over here. I wish I had an off-switch for my brain, because I have way too many Naruto ideas, and not enough time to write them.

A Little About Me (yes, run away, it's terrifying):

Name: Sarge.

Nickname: Puppy

Person people associate me with from Naruto: Perv Genma or Kiba

Age: 27, but I still act like I'm 4.

Sex: Yes, please.

Creations: I CREATED THE PERVERTED GENMA! And I would know, since he's based off of ME! (Raidou is based off the muse)

My Muse: Frack101

Likes: Pictures. I can't draw to save my life, so if something in one of my fics inspires you, please do go ahead and draw me something and then send me a link to it, so I may see it and share its wonderfulness :) But be sure to put spaces and brackets, because it won't show me the link otherwise. Just do like FF (.) net type of thing.
My friends and I have already established that if I could draw, I would be a hermit because all I would do is sit in my room and write, and then draw a part of what I wrote, and then write some more, and draw some more, and... repeat... lol

HATES: When people steal. I'm cool with you archiving my fics, as long as you tell me. You don't even have to ASK, that's how lenient I am, as long as I KNOW. You can message me and go "I'm archiving your fic 'blah' here." and provide a link. I have NO problems with this. But, come on, people. Don't pass others' work off as your own. I've seen so many good fics out there get copied (I chew people out if I notice they've stolen something someone else wrote) and it's really not cool. Please don't do it, or people will stop posting.

Also, if you're gonna insult someone's work... grow a set. Have some balls, leave a contact. Easy to hide behind the internet, isn't it? I really don't care if you hate my stuff, that's your opinion, but the fact that you say you hate it and then don't leave a contact back just shows you're a chickenshit. I sit at my computer and laugh at your lack of balls. Yes, I laugh. Maniacally :)

Quote that best defines me: "I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." -Isaac Asimov

Favourite Animes: GUNDAM WING! (I'll get on a fic for that one eventually) FULL METAL PANIC! (can't write a fic about that... I just can't see it being possible.) Naruto, Bleach, Eyeshield 21.

Anyway... Yeah... S'about all I've got to say... Enjoy :)

Other Places I can be found:

LiveJournal
You have to be over 18 for me to friend you.

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FictionPress

FFPA
Poisson D'Avril and I's joint account for fics.

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FANART.

Thank you SO much to everyone who's drawn me fanart :3 I love fanart so much (actually, I love any art, to be honest, lol) and every time I get more I go all giggly and squeely. This section was getting kind of long, though, so I instead made journals on LJ for all the art to be viewed because I was getting annoyed with how far I had to scroll on my own profile, so I'm sure others were, too. So links to that are below, but yes, to all of you who have drawn for me, know that I love you and your amazing art and you guys all rock and probably get spammed by me on various art sites -sweatdrop-

Also, please DO NOT use any of these anywhere unless they belong to you.

Clicking on all three journals will prompt an 18 thing, but that's just how my journal's set up. The first two journals do not have mature content, only implied mature content in some cases. Just FYI.

Journal One: http://ffw-sarge.livejournal.com/57722.html
Journal Two: http://ffw-sarge.livejournal.com/58105.html
Friend-locked 18 Journal: http://ffw-sarge.livejournal.com/58174.html
Please note: The last journal is age-locked and will not be accessible to anyone under the age of 18. No, I will not make exceptions, sorry.

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Give You Back by rosesareblue reviews
After ten years, Sasuke returns to Konoha to fulfill the promise he made with Naruto. But what if Naruto isn't waiting for him anymore? What if Naruto doesn't even remember who Sasuke is? After all, does love really last forever? SasuNaru. HinaNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,964 - Reviews: 2012 - Favs: 1,155 - Follows: 1,217 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Ultimate Challenge by gacktsgal reviews
Fifty one-shots of any situation, any characters, all sent in by you, the readers and reviewers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,438 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 8/5/2006
Love Thy Brother by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasuNaru! Kakashi and Iruka fall in love and their sons, Sasuke and Naruto, have to learn to live together as one big happy family. But is it possible? gomen, this summery stinks
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,459 - Reviews: 1585 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 3/25/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Lost by sakurananachan reviews
AU Universe. Naruto goes to an art exhibition and meets the paintor Sasuke. Smutenss... sort off hehehe. This is a delayed BDay gft to Sarge or fastfoward! Happy BDay!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,210 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Almost Real by Dhampir reviews
Continuing two years after 'Living A Lie', Sasuke and Naruto are still together and Naruto has moved passed his fear of contact, but not everything is as 'perfect' as it looks... SasuNaru-DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,134 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Law & Order by Ruby Plushie reviews
Framed for a crime he didn't commit, Naruto Uzumaki is looking at twenty five to life for the murder of a rival gang memeber. Lucky for him though he's got the legal service of the Uchiha & Uchiha law firm on his side. SasuNaru. YAOI!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,886 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 441 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Naruto Experiment, A Collection of Short Stories by Poisson d'avril reviews
A series of oneshots centered around the world of Naruto. Feel free to contribute and enjoy. A big thanks to FastForward for letting me burrow this idea. Read the first 'chapter' for more details.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,174 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/26/2007 - Published: 9/12/2006
Pet by cutiechibi reviews
UPDATE! This story is discontinued because it's in the process of becoming a published, original novel! Please check the tumblr link on my profile for more details!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,180 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/19/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Enough Time by CreativeStrive1025 reviews
There just might never be enough time, so don't waste what you have. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,634 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Road Trip by Lunar Chasmodai reviews
What begins as a road trip between six friends turns out to be a nightmare when everything that can go wrong DOES go wrong. With confused individuals, MapQuest, and a van named Murphy, this journey is more than just a trip [AU SasuNaru, ShikaTema GaaNeji]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 72,799 - Reviews: 685 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26/2007 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living On by Arcane Emotions reviews
A short poem on Naruto's thoughts while remembering the 3rd Hokage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2006 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S. - Complete
Konoha, do you see? by Arcane Emotions reviews
This is a poem fic of Naruto's triumph over the torture of the village.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 90 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Walking Corpse by dazdnconfusd730 reviews
Ten years ago Naruto died in the fight against Orochimaru. At least...that's what everyone was told.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,511 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 2,897 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 11/14/2006 - Published: 12/9/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sunsets by Poisson d'avril reviews
Sasuke and Naruto watch the sun set and have a little argument in the process. Birthday fic for FastForward. Happy Birthday, Sarge! :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Claimed by ivy-queen reviews
After Sasuke’s return to Konoha, he finds his friendship with Naruto threatened much to the amusement of their friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,099 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Bondage by ladywolfTerri reviews
Kiba, being tired of his friend Naruto still being a virgin, comes up with a new idea! Now exactly why did Naruto let Kiba tie him to a bed?.! and who is the mystery lover!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,581 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/7/2006 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Genshi by lastyearsthing reviews
Continuation of the story Loophole Three years have passed and Sakura is still in Konoha with a new occupation. Hunternin. Even though an enemy, Itachi is still in her mind.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,169 - Reviews: 1169 - Favs: 1,738 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 6/27/2006 - Published: 5/6/2006 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
One of a Kind by gacktsgal reviews
Naruto wakes up in a parallel world, where him and Sasuke are best friends again and Sasuke glomps people, not a thought on Itachi. Will Naruto love this Sasuke, or miss the old one? Yaoi,AU,Naruske
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,921 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/25/2006 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teddy Bear by Mistress-Starfire reviews
Sasunaru,Oneshot [Slight AngstyFluff.] Naruto's early or belated birthday. ...When I woke up, I found by my pillow, a Teddy Bear in place of you... Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 833 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Fade by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
SasunaruSo was it strange the boy often found himself sitting just beyond sight watching, his eyes trained on one figure above all else. Semiangsty one . Sorry, but there is a happy ending!...semi...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,277 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 8/8/2005
People I Hate To Not Mind by a quirky little tune reviews
Sasuke has a list named 'People I Hate To Not Mind'. Naruto's not on this list. And for some reason, this is an incredibly disheartening revelation to the blonde. Slight SasuNaru. Yaoi, oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ghosts by gundanium reviews
Jiraiya hopes Naruto isn't the only one being haunted by ghosts. mild, implied sasunaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Loophole by lastyearsthing reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3368 - Favs: 3,692 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Carpe Jugulum! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
AU Sasunaru Vamp fic. Sasuke is awoken from a cursed 300 year sleep in search of the one who could free him...rated for language and later chapters
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 50,383 - Reviews: 670 - Favs: 855 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 1/25/2006 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Birthday Surprise! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
sasunaru! There is a reason no one throws surprise parties in Konoha anymore...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,876 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 742 - Follows: 89 - Published: 12/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sorrowful Misunderstanding! by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Sasunaru. Just a fun little filler fic between chapter updates. Summery: What will Sasuke and Naruto do when a Prank goes all wrong!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,829 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 24 - Published: 7/6/2005
Ignoring the Rain by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
When they lose someone close to them how will Sasuke and Naruto handle his death now that they have only each other to turn to?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/15/2005
Tis the Season by xXxDeadOnArrivalxXx reviews
Naruto in heat! I know i know, everyone does this, but its like the drunk sasunaru ones. Everyone has to do at least one.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,021 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/15/2005
Public Bathing by rosesareblue reviews
Naruto and Sasuke go to a public bathhouse. But a certain blond ninja is acting a little strange... Warning: Not for those who are anti-Naruto-molesting. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,109 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 959 - Follows: 113 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Living A Lie by Dhampir reviews
After Naruto's almost murdered, Sasuke decides to take him away from Konoha for three years... (Sasu-Naru) COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 117,477 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Complete
New Dog, Old Tricks by ES Red - Blue reviews
Shino decides to test a theory he has concerning Kiba, and Hinata just wants to know what's going on.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 35 - Published: 2/19/2005
The first thing by cutiechibi reviews
Close to 3 years after leaving, Sasuke returns on New Years to see Naruto. Just a short fic for the New Year. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Beginning by cutiechibi reviews
SasuNaru. Just a tiny fic in honor of the end of a long battle in the manga. Major spoilers ahead so if you don't want them don't read it. Naruto's thoughts after everything is over.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/1/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Lies by cutiechibi reviews
Nightmares scared you, and the dark red eyes in his nightmares numbed him so much that he couldn't be scared. So nightmares became dreams, because dreams didn't scare you. These dreams just spoke the truth, the truth he knew all too well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/17/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
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With Love, Your Stalker reviews
Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 56 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Says reviews
Minato Namikaze took everything from the Uchiha family. Their money, their business, their home, absolutely everything. Now, Itachi and Sasuke are going to take it all back, and the only way to do that is to take what Minato holds dear. Payback's a bitch. (SasuNaru.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 20 - Words: 165,093 - Reviews: 829 - Favs: 882 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Follow The Leader reviews
Roommates, Part three. "It's simple. All you have to do in order to save his life, is play a little game. All you have to do is Follow The Leader." SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,248 - Reviews: 1836 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 846 - Updated: 10/18/2012 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let It Snow reviews
The last thing Sasuke wanted to do for Christmas was be stuck in the middle of nowhere with buckets of snow and an annoying neighbour who won't leave him alone. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 94,718 - Reviews: 815 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 400 - Updated: 11/15/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Blood and Tears reviews
The long awaited :my bad: Roommates sequel. Sasuke wakes up, but something isn't quite right with him. And what does this new organization in town want with Naruto? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 89,208 - Reviews: 2514 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto reviews
Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2692 - Favs: 2,319 - Follows: 629 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Roommates reviews
Take one broody Sasuke, one hyperactive Naruto, shove them in a University dorm room together, and what do you get? Absolute chaos. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 122,870 - Reviews: 2591 - Favs: 3,635 - Follows: 612 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I've Loved You So Long reviews
Small somewhat one-sided KakaIru fic. Spoilers for Naruto up to Chapter 440.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
All That's Left reviews
Spoilers up to Chapter 440. Sasuke returns to Konoha for one reason, and one alone. Unfortunately, he gets there much too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Last Farewell reviews
Wherein Sasuke comes to say goodbye to the person most important to him. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Front of You reviews
Alternate viewpoint to the ending of Creatures of the Night. Giftfic. Spoilers for fic, not for manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
I Can See The Village reviews
Kotetsu and Izumo return home after a devastating mission. But everything will be all right, because Kotetsu can see the village... right? KotIzu Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Sometimes reviews
Oneshot for yaoiismy. Crackfic, IbikiGai love. Gai comes home from a mission injured and doesn't want to bother Kakashi, so Ibiki's the one who brings him home...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Gai M., Ibiki M. - Complete
It Hurts reviews
Oneshot. Genma and Raidou were caught during an ANBU mission. Ever wonder how Raidou got those scars? Genma's thoughttracking.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Iruka's Pain reviews
Oneshot. Iruka loves Kakashi with all his heart, but he can't help but feel that Kakashi's heart might not be into this relationship as much as Iruka's is.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Cakes and Chocolates reviews
Oneshot. Genma comes home from a busy day at work with nothing else in mind than sexing up Raidou, but that proves to be rather difficult if the other is hyper.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Love for the Genma reviews
Oneshot about Genma spying on Iruka and getting his ass kicked for it. And puppytalking.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Iruka U., Genma S. - Complete
Always reviews
Oneshot written during the Fanfiction panel at Anime Evolution. Onesided crush between Kakashi and Iruka, from Iruka's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Man In Uniform reviews
Contest entry for Kittenchan on DA. Theme was Uniform. Oneshot about the difference between Sora and Riku when it comes to taking care of their uniforms.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Riku, Sora - Complete
You Suck, Mr Panda! reviews
Short crackfic. Naruto pisses off a bunch of ANBU, expecting to lose them in a crowd. The only one he doesn't lose is Mr. Panda. An evil panda is chasing meeeee. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Game of Poker reviews
Itachi wants to capture Naruto. Naruto wants to bring back Sasuke. Sasuke wants to kill Itachi. How do you decide who gets what they want? A game of poker. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Plushie Power reviews
Naruto and Sasuke have been dating for a year, and the blond panics when the Uchiha tells him he has a surprise for him for their oneyear. Naruto needs to find him a present, but has no idea what it should be. SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Forever Is A Long Time reviews
Prize fic for second place in the GenRai Contest on DA. Genma admits to Raidou that he's gay and loves him, but some things don't work out the way we hope. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,240 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Laps Around Suna reviews
Prize fic for firstplace winner in the GenRai contest on DA. GaaLee, fluff. Lee visits Suna and Gaara doesn't want him to leave. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
Butterflies reviews
Spring has come to Konoha, and Genma is determined to catch the first butterfly of the season. But what happens when an angry Shino doesn't like Genma's little plan? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Play With Me reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Naruto is in a band and notices an interview that he wasn't invited to in a magazine. He discovers some interesting things about his friends, most particularly, Sasuke. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 61 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Challenge reviews
A compilation of oneshots with specific characters in situatiations given by readers. You'll get it once you read the first 'chapter'. COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 72,532 - Reviews: 1026 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Complete
Curious reviews
Prize fic for the second place winner of the GenRai Contest. A small sidefic to Pyromaniac where Naruto and Neji kiss because Neji is curious about what it's like to kiss a guy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Naruto U., Neji H. - Complete
Below Zero reviews
A prizefic for the winner of the GenRai Contest on Devart. A short fic about Genma and Raidou during the winter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Much Love for Ichigo reviews
About all the people who love Ichigo. Oneshot
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,045 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Ichigo K. - Complete
PREVIEW Remnants of a Forgotten Dream reviews
A chess match to rival all chess matches has begun. A new soul arrives at Seireitei with reiatsu rivaling that of even their strongest. A much better summary inside. NarutoBleach
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,132 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/8/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is You reviews
Sasuke gets sent out on a mission two days before Christmas, but buys Naruto an extralarge present to make up for it. The problem is, does Naruto care about the present when he's to spend Christmas alone? SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Creatures of the Night reviews
Are you paranoid? Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? Following you? Wanting you dead? What if you weren't paranoid? What if it was real? NaruSasu Vampfic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,732 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 11/18/2006 - Published: 10/31/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Naruto reviews
It's Naruto's birthday, but everyone knows it's also the day Kyuubi attacked Konoha, and they lost Yondaime. Can his birthday truly be celebrated? YES! CAUSE WE LOVE HIM!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Bound reviews
About Naruto and Sasuke's bond. Twoshot. Birthday fics for friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Shikamaru reviews
Oneshot for Shika's birthday :3
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Shikamaru N. - Complete
That's Why I'm Seme reviews
GenmaRaidou oneshot about why Genma is seme and Raidou isn't. Just think of the insanity!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
Happy Birthday, Kakashi! reviews
Birthday fic for Kakashi. He gets sent out on a mission the day before his birthday, but how fun can it be to be sore and dying on the same day you were born?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Smiles reviews
One thing you can always count on from Iruka is his smiles. He always smiles. ALWAYS... Right? Oneshot, Implied KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/13/2006 - Iruka U. - Complete
Haunted House on the Hill reviews
Naruto is the biggest scaredycat in town, so what happens when he's dared to stay in a supposedly haunted house, and his rival finds out? Full summary inside. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 960 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/8/2006 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Seven reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Pyromaniac reviews
Sasuke is a firefighter intent on bringing down his arsonist of a brother, who only has one goal in life: kill Sasuke. Which of the two brothers will come out on top, and how many will die in the crossfire? SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 85,753 - Reviews: 1548 - Favs: 1,660 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dream reviews
Sasuke's thoughts after Valley of the End. Just mindless drabble... Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
How It Used To Be reviews
Contest entry. Sakura is going to meet Kakashi at the memorial stone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
To Die For reviews
Contest entry. AU. Sakura and Kakashi are on the run from enemies, stuck in their territory with no weapons, no bandages, and no communication with their base. What now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
No Chance of Forgiveness reviews
Naruto is a very forgiving person, this is true, but even the most forgiving people have their limits. SPOILERS. NO PAIRINGS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Messenging reviews
MSN, Yahoo, AOL... They're all dangerous things. Don't think so? Ask Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 108 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Spawn of the Devil reviews
Hiruma is a scary man, is he not? How would his kids be? Would they be like him, or not? And how would Hiruma treat his children? Oneshot
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Complete
A Good Day reviews
Oneshot giftfic for yukaishepard's fifteenth birthday. Kiba can't find Akamaru and enlists the help of the only person he knows who can help him find him. Fluffy ShinoKiba.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2006 - Kiba I., Shino A. - Complete
To Hear Your Voice Again reviews
Set 2 to 3 years after chapter 304. Team 7 is off to retrieve what is theirs, but what happens when Naruto loses what is most precious to him? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/29/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Insanity reviews
Kakashi is out on a mission when things start to go wrong. Why is that, exactly? Birthday giftfic to my muse
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,195 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2006 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Misunderstanding reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Genma. What happens when Genma loses his cool because someone insulted Raidou?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Genma S., Raidou N. - Complete
The Calm Before the Storm reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Deidara before the mission where we meet him. Don't want to add spoilers in this summary, so it's about all I can say.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 466 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The One Thing He Loves reviews
Oneshot giftfic. Humour. Insanity. The usual. It's about Itachi, and the one thing he loves the most. Itachi loves something? What? lol
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Shopping With Hyuugas reviews
Oneshot giftfic about Hinata. How does Hinata react when Ino and Sakura ask her to go shopping?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Parallelism reviews
Jiraiya and Naruto are training during the three years he went off with the Sannin. Jiraiya can't help but notice the parallel between him and Orochimaru, and Naruto and Sasuke. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,055 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
A Man Named Genma reviews
Genma is perverted. Kakashi and Iruka are being naughty. What more could Genma want?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Genma S., Kakashi H. - Complete
Worst Timing reviews
Oneshot of Kiba. I just think he has the worst timing ever... I don't know why...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kiba I. - Complete
MASK reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Forever reviews
A oneshot about the Tokubetsu Jônin training to become Tokubetsu, and a little broken promise.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Hayate G., Genma S. - Complete
Bad Boy reviews
Oneshot, KakaIru. Iruka finds Kakashi's journal and starts to read it, but what happens when the Chuunin is caught?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Devil's Army reviews
Ever wondered about Genma? Ever wondered about his senbon? Ever wondered about his perversion? Wonder no more...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Genma S. - Complete
The Power of Gackt reviews
Oneshot connected to my other fic Roommates. Anyone can read it, really. It's about Sasuke finally having his way with Naruto. SasuNaru, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Car Ride reviews
What happens when a Kiba who can't drive a standard, and a Naruto who can't drive at all get put behind the wheel of Sasuke's standard Honda Civic? Based on a true story :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,990 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Kiba I., Naruto U. - Complete
The King of Darkness reviews
Harry thought the war was over. Voldemort had been defeated, but after his death up rose another threat: Mr. Malfoy. Harry quickly vanquished over him, it was no challenge compared to Voldemort. After him came Umbridge, her past hatred of Harry clear as s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 99,000 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Who's the Monster Now? reviews
Naruto always gets beat up for what he has inside of him. Why should today be any different?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
You won, Aniki reviews
How would Sasuke feel if he finally achieved his goal and managed to kill Itachi? How would he be able to continue living knowing nothing could ever return to the way it used to be?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 945 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Losing It All reviews
What would happen to Ron and Hermione if Harry died during the final battle? Would they move on? Would they be beside themselves with grief? ... Or would they lose their sanity altogether?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,866 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete