Yo, what's up all? I came to almost every day for like, a year, until my friend insisted I post something. So, I did. Now, I'm as addicted to writing as I am to reading what other people have written. I really need a life -sweatdrop-

I am a Narutard. Naruto-obsessed person over here. I wish I had an off-switch for my brain, because I have way too many Naruto ideas, and not enough time to write them.

A Little About Me (yes, run away, it's terrifying):

Name: Sarge.

Nickname: Puppy

Person people associate me with from Naruto: Perv Genma or Kiba

Age: 28, but I still act like I'm 4.

Sex: Yes, please.

Creations: I CREATED THE PERVERTED GENMA! And I would know, since he's based off of ME! (Raidou is based off the muse)

My Muse: Frack101

Likes: Pictures. I can't draw to save my life, so if something in one of my fics inspires you, please do go ahead and draw me something and then send me a link to it, so I may see it and share its wonderfulness :) But be sure to put spaces and brackets, because it won't show me the link otherwise. Just do like FF (.) net type of thing.
My friends and I have already established that if I could draw, I would be a hermit because all I would do is sit in my room and write, and then draw a part of what I wrote, and then write some more, and draw some more, and... repeat... lol

HATES: When people steal. I'm cool with you archiving my fics, as long as you tell me. You don't even have to ASK, that's how lenient I am, as long as I KNOW. You can message me and go "I'm archiving your fic 'blah' here." and provide a link. I have NO problems with this. But, come on, people. Don't pass others' work off as your own. I've seen so many good fics out there get copied (I chew people out if I notice they've stolen something someone else wrote) and it's really not cool. Please don't do it, or people will stop posting.

Also, if you're gonna insult someone's work... grow a set. Have some balls, leave a contact. Easy to hide behind the internet, isn't it? I really don't care if you hate my stuff, that's your opinion, but the fact that you say you hate it and then don't leave a contact back just shows you're a chickenshit. I sit at my computer and laugh at your lack of balls. Yes, I laugh. Maniacally :)

Quote that best defines me: "I write for the same reason I breathe - because if I didn't, I would die." -Isaac Asimov

Favourite Animes: FAIRYTAIL Gundam Wing, Eyeshield 21, Full Metal Panic!, Soul Eater, Attack on Titan, Naruto, Bleach.

Short FAQ: About names in Roommates - People keep messaging me and commenting stating that the names of Naruto's parents are wrong in Roommates. I am well aware of this, I wrote that fic in 2006 when Minato and Kushina weren't even in the picture in any capacity. That was around when Sai had joined the team in the manga so we didn't know their names back then and Arashi was the "staple" name for Minato. I made Kushina's name up since there were no ideas. I'm not going back to edit it because FF doesn't have an easy editing feature per chapter like other sites so it's staying like that. Please stop telling me their names are wrong. I know. I wrote it in 2006.

Anyway... Yeah... S'about all I've got to say... Enjoy :)

Other Places I can be found:

LiveJournal
You have to be over 18 for me to friend you.

DeviantArt

FictionPress

FFPA
Poisson D'Avril and I's joint account for fics.

Y-gallery
You have to be over 18 to access this site.

FANART.

Thank you SO much to everyone who's drawn me fanart :3 I love fanart so much (actually, I love any art, to be honest, lol) and every time I get more I go all giggly and squeely. This section was getting kind of long, though, so I instead made journals on LJ for all the art to be viewed because I was getting annoyed with how far I had to scroll on my own profile, so I'm sure others were, too. So links to that are below, but yes, to all of you who have drawn for me, know that I love you and your amazing art and you guys all rock and probably get spammed by me on various art sites -sweatdrop-

Also, please DO NOT use any of these anywhere unless they belong to you.

Clicking on all three journals will prompt an 18 thing, but that's just how my journal's set up. The first two journals do not have mature content, only implied mature content in some cases. Just FYI.

Journal One: http:///57722.html
Journal Two: http:///58105.html
Friend-locked 18 Journal: http:///58174.html
Please note: The last journal is age-locked and will not be accessible to anyone under the age of 18. No, I will not make exceptions, sorry.

*DO NOT POST ANY OF MY WORK ON ANOTHER SITE*