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Joined 02-28-06, id: 999283, Profile Updated: 02-06-11
Author has written 39 stories for Firefly, Discworld, Doctor Who, Mentalist, Big Bang Theory, Harry Potter, Sherlock, Sanctuary, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, NCIS, and Inception.

Struggling writer. I should be writing a crime novel, but I keep being sidetracked...

So, basically, I like my (anti) heroes a bit dark and damaged. (And, er, occasionally undead. Or alien.) And yeah, they should shoot first. Preferably accompanied by a cool one-liner. The AnJLverse is a place where the good guys wear browncoats. And as far as I am concerned, vampires don't glitter.

The motto of the AnJLverse - 'I Deny Your Reality, And Write My Own'.

"There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people. Psychopaths and mystery writers." - Richard Castle

"Two things that matter to me. Emotional resonance and rocket launchers" - Joss Whedon

"Many suffer from the incurable disease of writing, and it becomes chronic in their sick minds" - Juvenal

"Write for the world to read and see yr exact pictures of it" - Kerouac

"Writing is a solitary occupation. Family, friends and society are the natural enemies of the writer. (S)he must be alone, uninterrupted, and slightly savage if (s)he is to sustain and complete an undertaking." - Jessamyn West

Other major influences - Neil Gaiman, William Gibson, Terry Pratchett... But really, my 'Memory Palace' is more like Arkham Asylum. Every book or graphic novel I've read, every film or tv show I've seen - it's all fair game once it goes through the portals. Of course, if anyone is following my thought processes and getting all the jokes, well, then you really need to get out more. Or drop me an e-mail. Me and the little voices are always happy to chat...

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Trap For A Solitary Man reviews
Pasadena is in the grip of a heatwave. And in the grip of fear. Someone is strangling beautiful young blondes...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,095 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 3/14
Last Exit to Arkham reviews
Where All the Crazy Lives. Various drabbles, and odd ideas that don't fit elsewhere.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 12/6/2013 - Penny, Sheldon C.
Strange and Charmed reviews
*New Ficlet* Non-chronological TPP-verse ficlets.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 13,374 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny
Upsetting the Applecart reviews
I think everyone has to write YAHF for this fandom, don't they? It's like a rite of passage, or something.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,828 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012
The Curious Incident of the Dragon in the Night-time reviews
AU. A tale from the World of Weirdcraft. Because I have no self-control.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
Invisible Signs and Secret Wonders reviews
Post 4.09 'Chimera'. Spoilers for everything. In which there is a visitor to the Sanctuary, and Nikola Tesla uses his powers for wrong. Again.
Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,675 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Nikola T.
Partnership reviews
In memory of Anne McCaffrey. AU.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Castle of Doctor Fassbinder reviews
Happy Hallowe'en. In which a small ficlet escapes it's creator, and breaks free to terrorise the villagers...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 867 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 45 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny
Through The Looking Glass, Darkly reviews
Sheldon subscribes to the many worlds theory, which posits the existence of an infinite number of Sheldons, in an infinite number of universes. He just never expected to meet one of them... Canonverse, pre S4 finale
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,321 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
World of Weirdcraft reviews
This is Sheldor the Conqueror – a cold, brutal warlord. He's quite a guy. This is Queen Penelope. She's a beautiful barbarian. She's one warrior-goddess who knows how to take care of herself. When they met, it was...Mordor...
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,309 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny
The Dream of the Blue Feegles reviews
In which the lid comes off the jar of crazy again, and I do something awful to the work of Christopher Nolan. Rated for Eames' potty mouth.
Crossover - Discworld & Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Rob Anybody, Eames - Complete
The Slouching Politician reviews
Written as a birthday present for immortalbeloved, this is a rewrite of an original Conan Doyle story – tweaked a little, for the modern age, but not very much.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 2/2/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Semper Feegle reviews
Anyone who read 'Feegles on a Firefly' - yeah, this is more of the same type of crazy. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & NCIS - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Rob Anybody, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Touch Not The Cat reviews
Another small ficlet written as a birthday gift. Darn, but I wanted to see the Orient Express. IN SPACE.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,069 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
White Mischief reviews
It takes one small thing to change history as we know it. This particular thing is having a very bad day. It's about to get worse... Canon divergent from start of HPB. Eventually D/G.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Melt With You reviews
I am an unregenerate D/G 'shipper, and thus deny the epilogue of Bk 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Draco M., Ginny W.
Quis Custodiet? reviews
A drabble that wouldn't leave me alone. Look, this is me - there was a guy in armour, okay? Just a half-overheard line in the background of the final episode... "I was plastic..."
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Rory W., 11th Doctor - Complete
The Paladin Protocol reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 2,304 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Running Up That Hill reviews
Er, well, yeah, so...This is a dark-bunny that has been hopping around in my head for a while. Very, very AU. Slightly less dark than it could have been. Almost certainly a one-shot. Apologies to; Peter Hamilton and Martin Caidin.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Present Danger reviews
Why you should never take food from the SCU fridge...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/10/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Two Red Roses Across The Moon reviews
The final part of Thanksgiving. Double-size chapter, for all you patient readers. And the impatient one - yes, I'm looking at you, FiveRoses...
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,184 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 11/5/2009 - Published: 8/24/2009
It Was A Dark And Stormy Night reviews
Hallowe'en in the AnJLverse. Because this is how my mind works. You can't say that you weren't warned...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,607 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dancing in the Dark reviews
2.03. 'Red Badge' Another missing scene. I will be getting on with 'Two Red Roses', but the plot-bunnies tempted me with chocolate...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Enjoy The Silence reviews
A missing scene from S2ep2 - 'The Scarlett Letter' Thanks to FiveRoses for this one. This is the series continuum, not an AnJLverse fic. Waiting in that office for the trap to be sprung...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 378 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Slightly Scarlet reviews
- This fic sort of ties in with 'Two Red Roses', but, er, well...look, it has Jane in a tuxedo, okay?-
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L.
Scarlet Threads reviews
*New ficlet* Today, my brain is all made up of random. And this is what happens when that is the case...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,698 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 6/19/2009
Dixie Drugstore reviews
This is a stand-alone one-shot, for reasons which will become obvious. Inspired by 'Dixie Drugstore', by Grant Lee Buffalo. This isn't quite the AnJLverse, but close enough...
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,226 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Love Will Tear Us Apart reviews
This comes just before 'Behind the Wheel', and thus before 'Blood & Whisky' , the circumstances of which caused the events of 'Green Eyes'
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,969 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Green Eyes reviews
Because denial isn't just a river... A dark little piece of introspection, pre S1 finale.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Ruby Tuesday reviews
Just a little scene that came to mind.
Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Patrick J. - Complete
Red, White & Who reviews
*Complete* Sexy. Damaged. Brilliant. Erratic. And there's two of them.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 6/1/2009 - Published: 5/23/2009 - 10th Doctor, Patrick J. - Complete
The Road To Haven reviews
A new WytchAnJL chapter - the crew are seeing things. Not all of it is good, not all of it is real, and some of it is very strange indeed.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,097 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008
Zen II: Tic Tac Tao reviews
The usual trip around the AnJLverse. Sex and violence. Space pirates. Assassins. Government conspiracies. And seafood.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/8/2007
Feegles on a Firefly reviews
Because this is how my mind works. Sorry about that.
Crossover - Discworld & Firefly - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
Viva New Vegas reviews
A little roadhouse in the middle of nowhere. A gang of angry bikers. And Jayne.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/20/2007 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Jayne - Complete
Cold Comfort Mountain reviews
FINISHED! And with a doublesize chapter to make up for the wait.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,428 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/31/2007 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Zen and the Art of Mercenary Maintenance reviews
Honesty has a price. People have a limit. And everybody has their own path to walk.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,484 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/2/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Jayne - Complete
Another Girl Another Planet reviews
COMPLETE. Please enjoy this fic responsibly. It contains violence, swearing and basic Jayne like behaviour.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,960 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/28/2006 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Jayne - Complete