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Joined 02-28-06, id: 999629, Profile Updated: 04-04-13
Author has written 35 stories for Inuyasha, Naruto, and D N Angel.

General Info:

Alexis

19 years old

Female

Freshman in college

One Writing Tip:

I'm not going to get on people about how they write because everyone has their own style and the way they want to do things. I just have this one suggestion. Don't write for your reviewers. What I mean is, when you write something, write it because YOU want to, and write it so that YOU'RE satisfied. Don't try to write the story so that your reviewers are satisfied. You're creating the story so it should be the way YOU like it. It's fine to to do requests and things, just don't become slaves to your reviewers.

"Thank your readers and the critics who praise you, and then ignore them. Write for the most intelligent, wittiest, wisest audience in the universe: Write to please yourself." Harlan Ellison

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Hobbies: Creative writing, hanging out with friends, daydreaming, reading, watching movies, photography, painting, videogames, taking walks

Anime and Manga: InuYasha, D N Angel, Naruto, Chobits, Ranma 1/2, Tokyo Mew Mew, Fruits Basket, Fullmetal Alchemist, Bleach, Yotsuba, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club

Books: Harry Potter, A Series of Unfortunate Events, Eragon, The Outsiders, The Lord of the Rings, Cirque Du Freak, Twilight, Sherlock Holmes, The Poe Shadow, The Last Dickens, Wicked, The Kite Runner, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Poison Study trilogy

TV Shows: Sponegebob, Fairly Odd Parents, Avatar: The Last Airbender, The Fresh Prince of Belair, George Lopez, Dirty Jobs, Mythbusters, How Clean is Your House?, Wife Swap, What Not To Wear, Whose Line is it Anyways?, Big Bang Theory, Dexter, Bones, Law and Order, Danny Phantom

Movies: The Dark Knight, Batman Begins, V for Vendetta, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, What Women Want, Bruce Almighty, From Hell, Les Miserables, Conair, Sweeney Todd, Howl's Moving Castle, Spirited Away, The Cat Returns, The Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Prestige, Pirates of the Caribbean, etc...

Quotes:

"If you're taught to love everyone...To love your enemies, then what value does that place on love?" Marilyn Manson

"Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." Uchiha Obito

"Hate the sin. Love the sinner." ?

"Sometimes, when you finally get what you've been looking for, you realize that it had been the process which had kept you going, not the prize." ?

"Freedom is not free." ?

"There is no man who is not, at each moment, what he has been and what he will be." Oscar Wilde

"It's no measure of health to be well adjusted to a profoundly sick society." Krishnamurti

"Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing." Optimus Prime

"I think it's very healthy to spend time alone. You need to know how to be alone and not be defined by another person." Oscar Wilde

"The only thing necesssary for the triumph of evil, is that good men do nothing." Edmund Burke

Upcoming Stories:

Title: Ninjas of the Caribbean

Summary: Team 7 goes on a cruise to the Carribeans. Will they have the time of their life, or drive each other crazy? Probably both. No pairings!

Genre: Comedy, Friendship

Rating: T

Random Things:

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me coloured"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Heaven & Hell--the real difference:

A man spoke with the Lord about heaven & hell. The Lord said the the man, "Come, I will show you hell." They entered a room where a group of people sat around a huge pot of stew. Everyone was famished, desperate, starving. Each held a spoon that reached the pot, but each spoon had a handle so much longer than their own arm that it could not be used to get the stew into their own mouths. The suffering was terrible.

"Come, now I will show you heaven," the Lord said. They entered another room, identical to the first--same pot of stew, same group of people, same long-handled spoons. But there everyone was happy & well-nourished.

"I don't understand," said the man. "Why are they happy here when they were miserable in the other room yet everything is the same?"

The Lord smiled. "Ah, it is simple," He said. "Here they have learned to feed each other."

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

I would like to honor those that have died in the 9/11 attack by putting this in my profile. If you would like to as well, paste this in your profile and add your name to the list: Tortured Hylian Soul, Shadow Princess 15 (R.I.P Auntie Saria), Sword of the Twili, NightmarePossession, Ocarina of Twilight (May the lord bless their souls), Twilight Being92 (Poor people. I feel sorry for their families), lightheart77 (i wish there was something we could do to make all of that pain go away), Hard-Boiled Egg Devils (May the good lord guide you to the gates of heaven), Kaira-chan15 (May they find peace at the Lord's side)

I would like to dedicate this section of my profile to all those who have ever lost a loved one to cancer. To all those who have lost family to this ultimate evil, copy these lines, and post them to your profile. Include your screen name and the name of the one you lost, and the type of cancer they died by. Hard-Boiled Egg Devils: R.I.P. Grandma Janes Wolfson, died of breast cancer (I hope that you are baking for all the angles in heaven, and sewing with silk of gold), Kaira-chan15: my grandpa on my dad's side, died of lung cancer (I miss you so much, but I hope that you are at peace and are truly happy by God's side)

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Scents by NairobiWonders reviews
A quick ficlet in honor of Valentine's day. Fluff, joanlockish
Elementary - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14 - Joan W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Exposed by NairobiWonders reviews
Joan gets tired of being called a prude by Sherlock. Fluffy joanlock with nudity (not too explicit), let me know if you think it should be rated differently. I had some requests for a little bit more to this story, so I've added a second chapter continuing from right where we left off.
Elementary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,279 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/12 - Published: 2/5 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
When Things Take an Interesting Turn by Schlieren reviews
Sherlock goes off one evening to prove a point to Watson. Romance is completely unnecessary when all one requires is the physical contact. This was the train of reasoning that Sherlock left with. You can imagine his amazement when Watson just won't leave his thoughts that night. Rated M for some smut. Joanlock
Elementary - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,113 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 10/30/2013 - Sherlock H., Joan W. - Complete
Treacherous Heart by DancingDragonBlaze reviews
Sexy, powerful Uchiha Sasuke has a new mission in Sound from Orochimaru himself: 'Seduce Hatake Kakashi, and bring him to MY side.' But the heart is a treacherous thing, and Sasuke's about to find out how traitorous it really is. KakaSasu KabuSasu OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 78 - Words: 112,486 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
Runnin' with the Devil by FrostandLight reviews
Sam prays to the angel Lucifer and demands to be by his side as he orchestrates the apocalypse-after all, cleaning up his messes is no one's responsibility but his own. Slight AU of season 5, eventual Sam/Lucifer.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,670 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer
An Offer He Couldn't Refuse by Kayliana reviews
Harley wants Joker, Joker wants Batman, and Batman wants none of it. But several children's lives hang in the balance, and Joker promises to release the hostages unharmed... on one condition. Cracktastic hilarity ensues. B/J SLASH
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,257 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 5/5/2010 - [Bruce W./Batman, Joker] - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 28,296 - Reviews: 1236 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2008
What it Takes by Iced Blood reviews
Now complete as of its 30th chapter. Naruto and his teammates, and his mentors, find themselves faced with a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, and they take it. But time is a fickle thing, and even a ninja can't just jump inside the river of history and change its course. Not without getting swept up in it. Uzumaki Naruto is about to learn that.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 90,673 - Reviews: 1787 - Favs: 2,298 - Follows: 2,434 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 6/26/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Minato N. - Complete
Infernal World by WordsinRain reviews
Samifer. Sam is without Dean and stuck in a country overrun by zombies. He only has Lucifer for company but will the devil help save the humanity he hates or leave it and Sam to rot?
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,119 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Fallen by ImagineYourself64 reviews
Samifer. The story of Sam and Lucifer, beginning with them locked together in the pits of Hell to the very moment that Castiel rights the wrong he did to Sam's memories. It's a love story of how some can change and some can grow, but one that's ultimately about the effects of love in a place where it was never supposed to exist.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,458 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Not Going Away by FrostandLight reviews
Sam's hallucinations of Lucifer have gotten unruly, and he goes to Dean and Cas with the truth. But as it turns out, the illusions are more serious than he'd ever thought. (Eventually) consensual Sam/Lucifer, established Dean/Castiel. Sequel now in progress.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer
Stairway to Heaven by SnarkyMuch2 reviews
AU. To save his brother, Sam makes a deal with the devil. The creature he expects and the man he actually encounters are two different beings, and soon he will have to choose between what he knows is right and what his heart desires. Co-Written with Clown or Midgets
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,102 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
The Night Is My Companion by Darkly Ironic reviews
Refusing Lucifer was never easy, but now that Sam's alone, it's almost impossible. Set after 7.06 "Slash Fiction." WARNINGS: dub-con.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,144 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
When the Sun Goes Away by Hardwood Studios reviews
...The clown comes out to play. A late night visit from the Joker, and Bruce is left with finger-shaped-bruises and the shattered remains of his ego.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,529 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
My heart don't wish to roam by Darkly Ironic reviews
In which Castiel attempts full emotional disclosure, Sam wonders when his life became a soap opera, and Dean is an idiot. Also, everyone talks. A lot. Dean/Castiel
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Unkind by esstiel reviews
Lucifer is many things. Samifer. SamJess. Destiel. Drabble. PWP. End!verse. ANGST.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/16/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
A Friend Named Voldemort by DuShuZhi reviews
The Dark Lord would not bow to prophecy. He lifted the green-eyed babe and apparated away. Destiny was shattered, fate was altered, and the future changed. Eventual Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 65,062 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 1,620 - Follows: 2,180 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Gratification by Rat-chan reviews
In A Game of Shadows, Moriarty has a particular reason for the extreme violence of his "interrogation" of Holmes. He has been waiting quite a while to enjoy the sounds of Holmes' screams and relish the sight of his blood. In other words, the "hook scene" from the POV a very sadistic Moriarty. Rating for canon violence and torture. Written for a prompt.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Moriarty, S. Holmes - Complete
The Cage by Zikadiel reviews
Lucifer is easily bored and likes to torment Sam in every way possible while they're trapped in the Hell cage. Torture. Not slash exactly but a few hints.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,969 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Swords of Fate by Kasuhisa reviews
Here is my shot at a humour fic. Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru are at it again, but while they are fighting their inherited swords, Tessaiga and Tenseiga, decide that they have had enough.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 35 - Words: 163,804 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru
A Day in the Life by Ada Kensington reviews
Uchiha Sasuke keeps a diary during his employment at Otogakure Enterprises. Complete and utter crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 427,567 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Poison Pieces by Phantommoose reviews
Sam is cornered at Mardi Gras. Slight Lucifer/Sam Mind games.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
Complete Me by Elizabeth Tudor reviews
Batman and Joker are something more than enemies, but as both wrestle with the reality and consequences of their decision, they have to wonder: how long can it last? Especially when fed-up exes get involved… Joker/Batman slash, non-graphic. T for swearing
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 120,126 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 330 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
A is for Anteater by laurelangel reviews
Naruto gets Sasuke in trouble. What else is new? An anteater. Sasuke knew he should have stayed in bed that morning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,074 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Birth by oddbird reviews
Orochimaru has decided it's time for Sasuke to let his own summon snake grow. Inside him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Ash by Menthol Pixie reviews
You never hear whether or not Sam woke up at all, even briefly, before leaving the hospital. What if he had? Alone, freaked out, maybe with Lucifer to keep him company... Spoilers for 7.03
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
This Twisted Choice by Ghostly Melody reviews
What if Christine had said yes? Not because she loved Erik, but because she pitied him and wanted to save Raoul's life.This is about Christine and Erik, and how they cope with their new future together and learn to love. Not one shot. Please R&R ;
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,269 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Erik, Christine
Accismus by PetitChat reviews
Sasuke does not see how much he is loved.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Watching over by Lisea18 reviews
When Kisame is asked to keep an eye on Sasuke for Madara, right after the teen learnt the truth about Itachi, the water nin does something unexpected. KisaSasu. mentionned KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 36,346 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Sea Change by Faeline reviews
A deal brokered between Will Turner and Davy Jones results in Elizabeth Swann residing on the Dutchman. These are snapshots from that eternity.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Drama/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,133 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Davy Jones, Elizabeth S. - Complete
Burning Desire by Bizarre Dreamscapes reviews
Post OotP AU/evil!Harry/ Voldemort has changed his mind. Instead of killing Harry, he wants something else from the Boy Who Lived. Being who he is he will not allow denial. YAOI /light bashing/warnings inside / D/s, BDSM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,742 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Voldemort, Harry P.
My Sinning Savior by Virtute et Armis reviews
Naruto is a shizophrenic stuck in the psyche ward. Sasuke is a traumatized teen also stuck in the psyche ward. The two team up to escape, but not everything goes as planned. NaruSasu and one-sided OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,011 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
At Your Command: Castle by Taisi reviews
After the death of his comrade, Sasuke is quite sure that his personal world has altered rotation, thus dooming him to death among the stars. But upon waking up after a lapse into unconsciousness, he finds himself in a strange world with familiar faces...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,651 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/16/2011 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Dog's Life by ShivaVixen reviews
First in Ninja Life Series: Kakashi gets turned into a dog and his team takes care of him, they don't know it, and Kakashi doesn't know how he became a dog, but the cosequences of the transformation will change how they all look at each other, If only Kakashi knew how to change back
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Things Tsunade Knows by JessicaJones reviews
The things Tsunade knows about Jiraiya are enough to form the man.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Tsunade S., Jiraiya - Complete
Impossible to Love You by Noche-Locura reviews
Itachi is in love with... his younger brother. And does not intend to tell him. But faced with a menacing threat, how much longer can Itachi protect his secret, and his little brother? ItaSasu, one-sided GaaSasu, other side pairings, A/U
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,458 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Just Let Me Die, Already by Strawberry-Milk-of-Love reviews
Does the fact that he always makes her sleep while he works mean he has a conscience? Or does he relish the thought of her waking up and looking at him in complete horror? Doesn't he realize how much she hates him? OC and Kabuto Y.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 766 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Kabuto Y. - Complete
The Other One by Strawberry-Milk-of-Love reviews
Day after day, poor old Orochimaru has been struggling to deal with his arms. Unfortunately, this means that the doctor has been busy, but a certain spiky-haired teen has been completely ignored. What happens when he finally gets bored?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
221b Baker Street by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Drabble series, updated irregularly. Some missing pieces from the movie, some original bits. Drabble #9: Preview drabble of my multi-chapter fic, which is coming soon...
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Death Row by CuriTeaist reviews
Dexter listens to Doakes at the end of season two, and turns himself in. One by one, his friends pay him visits to Death Row.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,721 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Dexter M. - Complete
Meeting With Mini Itachi by Sarah1281 reviews
After joining Akatsuki but before being assigned any missions, Sasuke is forced to endure the company of his brother's former partner who seems determined to annoy him to the point that he begins to miss NARUTO. And why can't he get his name right?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 38 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Kisame H. - Complete
Loving Her by phantomphan2000 reviews
Forgiveness is easy, forgetting's the hard part. E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Open Your Eyes by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Naruto knows exactly what to say to Sasuke. Sequel/Prequel to Blackbirds; as you wish. Rantesque.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 845 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bete Noir by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Inuyasha gives his big brother a piece of his mind.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Inuyasha, Sesshomaru - Complete
Like Father, Like Son by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Or so they would have him think. Lawliet reflects on Yagami elder and Yagami younger, and eventually makes up his mind as to whom he prefers.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/15/2010 - L, Soichiro Y. - Complete
Fog in the Evening by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Drabble series, random fics for one of the most blood-splatterd, suspenseful, and frightfully beguiling of Holmes and Watson's cases, the one which the doctor was never permitted to pen, cryptically entitled: The Awakened.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
Suicide by Thorn In Your Side reviews
The worst thing Sasuke has ever done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Shouldn't Feel Like Home by LeoOsaka Bakura's stalker reviews
Sasuke has joined the dark side. Too bad he doesn't get cookies. Instead he gets to spend lots and lots of time with Orochimaru's pet. KabutoSasuke FRIENDSHIP. Primarily humorous moments shared during the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,337 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y.
Homecoming by Thorn In Your Side reviews
When you can walk no further...once you feel exhausted: I'll be there. At your side.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crimson Light and Tears of Blue by LadyMaundrell reviews
AU The world is in shambles as a great evil seeps into the souls of the powerful. There is no hope, for the Avatar has lost his spirit. However, failure is no longer an option, and a family must reunite to save the world once more. Post War. Eventual KxA
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,430 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 5/7/2005 - Aang
The Game by Lord Kieran reviews
Challengefic. After centuries of fighting the Dark Lord, Harry Potter has given up trying to destroy him. Or has he? CharacterDeath. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,836 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Within the Life of a Single Cigarette by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
It is known as London's most gruesome unsolved mystery. It has but one name: Jack the Ripper. Drabbles for Sherlock Holmes versus Jack the Ripper. Sister fic of Fog in the Evening. If you have played the game, you will understand the title.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson
I'm A Slave For You by Black Gargie reviews
AU fic. Lucius made Severus join a slave trade auction party, in which Severus bought a slave out of sheer whim. What is it about that slave that attracts him so? HPxSS, DMxRL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 90 - Words: 361,790 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Circumstance by Insomniac Owl reviews
In which Sakura gets out of a bad marriage, and finds that freedom isn't quite what she'd expected. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Life, Love, Loss by Taisi reviews
It took one person to teach him the value of all three.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,264 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4060 - Favs: 5,411 - Follows: 5,525 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Case Reopened by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
Watson's viewpoint of that key, memorable moment in the closing scene. Just an addition to the end of the movie, nothing drastically changed. A poor summary, I know, but I don't want to give it away.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
Ice and Fire by Taisi reviews
Drabble. There was ice and there was fire. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Lighthouse by OneDarkandStormyNight reviews
A quiet fireside question on a snowy day of no case unexpectedly becomes a moment of revelation for an overly modest doctor who seriously undervalues himself and his significant character. NOT SLASH
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Situated by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Gift to Thorn In Your Side. SUISASU Non-Lemon. Prompt: Getting comfortable in the electric chair. A little more racy than what I usually write.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
The Art of Rebelling by ArtysSexKitten reviews
Sasuke is tired of his father's rules and wants to rebel. He enlists the help of his old babysitter, Orochimaru, to guide him in his new goal of breaking out of the Uchiha traditions. AU, yaoi, OOCness and crossdressing. Chapter 3 up.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,085 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/29/2009 - Published: 4/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Phantasmagoria by PhoenixKeir reviews
He has his own created world, one where it is depleted of bloodshed and war is deficient. He breathes chakra and it comes to life. After all, his eyes see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Desire by Ada Kensington reviews
Sasuke-kun... you will bring me life.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,798 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Orochimaru - Complete
Alternate History by redit reviews
What if Itachi took Sasuke with him instead of leaving him in the village on 'that' night? Contains spoilers for later chapters in the Naruto series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,565 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/24/2009 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Victory by Taisi reviews
Scar really only made one mistake.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Scar/Taka - Complete
Traitor by Willofthewisp reviews
Someone knows Elizabeth's secret, someone who knows only too well what it is like to kill Captain Jack Sparrow... one-shot, j/e implied if you squint.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2009 - Hector B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Near To The End by Monty Twain reviews
A slashy sister to Ad Fin, though due to the lack of dangly bits I'd say it's kind of Slash Lite. Set the night before Reichenbach.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 351 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Just Another Day by PhoenixClaw reviews
When an unknown force strikes the village of Konoha, only Hinata is left with her sanity intact. Can one little Hyuuga save the day, or will everything fall victim to a demon's revenge? Uchiha family bonding, blood splattered Gaara Claus and so much more.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 40,064 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Taking Pleasure by AquariaFoxx reviews
Trainee of the Joker... After the Dark Knight
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/23/2009 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman
So Much For Going to the Beach by BleakSituations reviews
Discontinued. DNAngel and Inuyasha crossover. Sesshomaru and Inuyasha are dumped into DNAngeland and Risa and Riku find themselves in Inuyashaland. What adventures await them? Tune in to find out! InuxSesshy DarkxKrad DaisukexSatoshi
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,664 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Dark M., Krad
Little Messages by MysticFirefly reviews
Sakura has to endure a horrible fate: summer school. Writing on a desk may prevent boredom but who expects anyone to write back?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,755 - Reviews: 1405 - Favs: 1,375 - Follows: 797 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Treason by intoxobscurity reviews
Azkaban with Bellatrix. "You could be worth something one day, rat. I’m worth something. Did you know?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
One Good Memory by Agent Penguin reviews
Harry goes to Snape with a dying wish.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 36 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Heat Stroke by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
AU. CRACK. And from the Walmart parking lot across the street, Nartuo and Sasuke watched with dismay as the coffee cup man flailed his limbs under the dead weight of his unconscious coworker. T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Suigetsu H. - Complete
Little Brother by hijklmnop reviews
But this isn't exactly the typical situation, is it? He's not normally the one bound, gagged and trapped. It's normally the other way around. It's normally the bad guy looming over the good guy. Maybe it's not. Maybe this isn't. Maybe this is all wrong.
Dexter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Complete
Skinny Dipping: A Documentary by evilsockofghana reviews
Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,751 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Movie Night by firefly reviews
Opting for a scary movie was better than moping the rest of the night away, especially since it gave him an excuse to spend some quality time with his new neighbour. Naruto. Shizune. Friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Morbid and Creepifying by hijklmnop reviews
Today he's a painter. Today, he has ten, neat little corpses lined up in a row, slumped against the side of the building as Joker dances to each one, leaps throughout them as if he's skipping through a field of flowers rather than a line of baddies.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/5/2009 - The Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Voldemort and Harry Sitting in a Tree by milkymilk reviews
Harry had never thought that the great Lord Voldemort would be such a rapist. Then again, he had also never thought that everyone he knew was insane. Things change. Crack kind of, HPLV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Shattered Hearts by SpacePirateGirl reviews
Prince Sasuke and Princess Sakura are engaged to form an alliance. But what happens when the most feared bandits in the land plot to capture Sasuke? Will Sakura finally gain Sasuke's love, or will their hearts become shattered at their losses? SxS & more
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Pull by Thorn In Your Side reviews
There are some things you just can’t resist. The apple has always wanted to kiss the earth, and gravity wouldn’t take no for an answer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Ryuk - Complete
To the Blue Sky by Thorn In Your Side reviews
You're just grasping what grief is. You've yet to find out what pain feels like. Tsunade centric, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,347 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Tsunade S. - Complete
Game Over by sparr0w reviews
Bruce makes the mistake of revealing his playboy self to the Joker. Can he keep his own secret while being held hostage? Rated for sex and language. Very slashy.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 47 - Published: 3/31/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
All That's Left by FastForward reviews
Spoilers up to Chapter 440. Sasuke returns to Konoha for one reason, and one alone. Unfortunately, he gets there much too late.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Last Farewell by FastForward reviews
Wherein Sasuke comes to say goodbye to the person most important to him. Implied SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unconventional Methods by Seacilin reviews
Book four. What would've happened if Voldemorts character had been just that little more sinister when he met our hero? No longer a Oneshot -Harry!Incubus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,878 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/24/2009 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Ghosts by shrieking minties 51 reviews
He finds that he is wildly infatuated with the prodigy... the younger one, of course. He finds he has to keep reminding himself who is who these days. Just like he finds he's far too prone to flirting with delusions. Drabble. KisaIta KisaSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Mission: Hallowbeach? by Your Pet Peeve reviews
DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,508 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/21/2009 - Published: 7/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Destin by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Finality; harsh, if only in its brevity. However the shock wave of my action remains. My tribute to my least favorite pairing in all of Naruto. I suppose this can also serve as an extremely biased character study if you'd prefer. SasuSaku WHAT! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Snapshots by Crystal Remnant reviews
30 short stories with the PaternalFriend!RoyEd paring. --Chapter: Food for Thought -- The quickest way to Edward's heart is through his stomach.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,227 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - Edward E., Roy M.
If That's All Right by Shaitanah reviews
One of these days, Sasuke will have to stop running. It could be today. Naruto/Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hushed by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
The ever-present smile answered, pleased with itself. "Honey, it isn't that hard to escape from Arkham." Then, with a slightly suggestive edge, the Joker added, "And besides, I missed you." -Batsy/Joker Slash-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Listen by DeathIsAMidNightRider reviews
All he wants is for just one person to stop ignoring him. One person that will listen. NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasuke U.
Destroying Konoha by Randomonium reviews
Pein, Sasuke and Madara all want to destroy Konoha. What arguments must have ensued... Crack fic. Just a bit of fun, please read and review! I wish I could select three characters...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2009 - Madara U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Seven Sins by The Lady Elrond reviews
A series of Joker/Batman drabbles. Slash, implied Joker/Harley.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
You And Me by mood ink reviews
Are some things really worth left unsaid? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2009 - Published: 7/24/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
Apples and Apricots by Thorn In Your Side reviews
SuiSasu. One night, alone with Sasuke, Suigetsu tries his level best to get laid, and also to understand his cold-hearted commander.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,071 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Published: 1/9/2009 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Same by Teh-AMAZING-One reviews
Zuko meets Sasuke Uchiha. He was surprised, and a little disturbed, to find how much he had in common with him. Crossover with Naruto.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Zuko - Complete
The Correction of Uchiha Sasuke by Novelist Pup reviews
Itachi has a mission, one which is quite...special. And Kisame, who would rather jump off a cliff, has been roped into helping him. :ItaSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,618 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Joker by AquariaFoxx reviews
The Joker's point of view kind of another story of how the interoggation could have gone differently and after, but before he runs away
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
Surprises On Street Corners by CayshaGriffin reviews
Two strangers meet on a sunny street in Gotham and recognize each other, even though they've never met before. Implied Batman/Joker .
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Dance In The Dark by sbyamibakura reviews
Batman/Joker, post-TDK. It was so risky, but he had to; he’d do anything to get his Batsy. Anything.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
The Queen's Son by Come like shadows reviews
The Joker offers to show Batman how he is just One Rotten Day away from being Just. Like. Him. Is it true or is it another one of the Clown Prince's tricks?
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Calumniate Deceitful by PhoenixKeir reviews
They have blood running through their veins... that's where the similarities end...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Why Ninjas DON'T have Internet by Kasek reviews
Naruto and the gang use a chatroom. Chaos ensues. What else needs to be said?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,578 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 8/15/2006
Slipping Into Entropy by Razoth RedFire reviews
Joker escapes from Arkham Asylum, but his plan is a little different this time. Instead of indulging the whole city in the methods of his madness, his focus has been drawn sharply to the object of his obsession. Batman/Joker
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,966 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker
You're a Nightmare by Sisco reviews
Crack Pairing. KisaSasu. Sasuke begins to wonder why his brother, Itachi, loves Kisame so much. He decides he wants to test-drive the shark-like man, himself.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,549 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cold by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
Itachi hates the way Madara talks to him. MadaIta, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Itachi U., Madara U. - Complete
Libra by Kutsushita-Socks reviews
Drabble. Sasuke doesn't know how to fly.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 130 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Too Cold by SpacePirateGirl reviews
Maybe a little rape if you squint. Not really. Sasuke needs his power, but his contract with Orochimaru may not be what he expected. Freedom in exchange for power--he still just doesn't understand. The punishment is pain; the ground is just too cold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
The Best Therapy by yaoininja reviews
“If you're so intrigued,” he whispered, voice barely audible, “I'm sorry to spoil the mystery, but I am in fact cleverly disguised as a, human being.” Light NC-17, Batman/Joker. Prompt Used: “Geronimo” by Phantom Planet
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
baby or boyfriendsitting? by Suteki-Yamamoto reviews
Due to his family trip, leaving Sasuke alone, his mother hired a babysitter to take care of him. Will love sparks? Narusasu Shota
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,024 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Three Chaps by Death-By-Bacon reviews
Sequel to the Three Years. Sasuke, now rid of Orochimaru, sets out for this own team to defeat Itachi. But sadly, Sasuke is a dysfunctional-family-magnet. What wackiness ensues? CRACK
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/1/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H.
Cold by Insomniac Owl reviews
He killed Kabuto by the side of the freeway, and then pushed him into the trees.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Orochimaru, Kabuto Y. - Complete
My Master My Lover by Light Of The Darkest Night reviews
Pein got his merciless son Itachi,a pet to teach him some anger control.Sasuke a rude foul mouted teen caught his eyes.Can each teach the other a little something?Can they survive having to sleep in the same room?Yaoi ItaSasu PeinSasu ItaDei SasoDei
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 54,833 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rays of a Setting Sun by SpacePirateGirl reviews
Ino reminisces as Shikamaru Nara's and her birthdays approach. Will she finally be able to tell him how she feels? Will he buy her a present, even though he thinks gifts mean nothing? ShikaIno. Written for their birthdays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Water and Dams by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
Batman gets a note, from the Joker, and decides to go and ‘see’ him. He finds out a lot more then what he would have ever imagined. -52
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Very Nice feelings by D.D.Darkwriter reviews
The Dark Knight, The Joker temporarily has the Batman, and he decides to have just a little taste. Nothing really graphic, take it as you want it. Male Male. Ah…51
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Complete
Estuary by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
But who wouldn't like to think that everything will work out, just as the river always finds its way to the sea? In which comfort is sought and subsequently denied. SuiSasu. 9/22/08 Edited Version Up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SunBurst by Thorn In Your Side reviews
Suigetsu is unnaturally quiet today. And every now an then, his face cracks into a smile like a flash of sun through a cloudy day. After a day of being annoyed by this, Sasuke confronts his teammate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 603 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brothers by DeathIsAMidNightRider reviews
Naruto finally gets what he's fought so hard for. A collection of events after Sasuke returns.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Testosterone Boys and Harlequinn Girl by yaoininja reviews
Set during TDK. “What do you want?” Bruce said, his braver voice returning to him. The Joker simply chuckled as if he was asked a simple question. “Well the answer is simple, silly! I want you,”. BrucexJoker Rated M for language and slash. Now, a Oneshot
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,978 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
Little by Little by doodlelover reviews
Little by little; he sees. Bit by bit; he learns. And as time passes...he regrets. Short fic that delves further into the mind of Naruto as he grows and studies Sasuke. Dedicated to Heaven Cobra
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 903 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Mangekyou Sharingan by One Sweet Day reviews
The bond of two brothers was never broken and this bond will exceed the limit one final time. No pairings. Ratings to rise in later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,307 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Some Things Never Change by Yakushi-Hime reviews
AU Naruto High School - cliche but hopefully well-written. Mostly Sasuke POV so far, may change. R&R, please! No pairings, just interesting relationships. Team 7, Kabuto, more characters to come.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y.
And Colonel Sanders Must Have Wept by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK AU ISH. Written for JayleeJ's contest. Prompt: A one-shot explaining why Deidara blew up KFC. A story of heart break, satire, Ebisu, explosions, Hyuuga Hiashi, the food service industry,disturbing twins, traffic crime and a lack of freeze-dried corn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,839 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Know Thy Enemy by Evil-Irish-Wolf reviews
The Joker always thought that if he saw Batman out of his bat-suit, in everyday life, that he’d know him immediately. However, as he stared at Bruce Wayne, he couldn't be sure. Joker/Batman, as always. Slash! -For Tera Earth-
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,936 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Dead By Eclipse by Sheol reviews
Sequel to Dead By Dawn. Uchihacest. I felt Itachi move over me, like ice melting over my skin, "Otouto, I have waited so long to..." I felt his breath breathe a new life over me, as I waited eagerly for those long awaited three words to leave his lips.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 73,981 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sudden Death by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
Drabble. Sasuke-centric. Everything comes full circle, but when full circle comes full circle, where does it ever end? Basically, musings on the latest chapters in the Manga, as well as musings on battles to come. SPOILERS FOR RECENT CHAPTERS. ANGST.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Mini Mes! by choirfolk reviews
Krad has found an interesting way to watch Satoshi's daily life, now he's taunted a sleep deprived Dark into doing the same thing, however, will Daisuke be able to handle him and school? Rating may go up.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,538 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 10/9/2005
Brothers Once More? by choirfolk reviews
Red eyes. That's all Sasuke ever sees, Hateful, red eyes. Those eyes belong to his also hateful brother. But what happens when he gets injured? And who does he call for? Niisan?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,564 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/25/2008 - Published: 6/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
Darker Than Ebony by SpacePirateGirl reviews
Sasuke knows there must be something more out in the world for him after all of his trouble. Sasuke’s thoughts after killing Itachi. Written for Sasuke's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,849 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Just A Little Peek by ilovesoccer13 reviews
Rock Lee and Panty Raids...two things Neji would have never associated with each other. But what happens when Tenten's diary is thrown into the mix? "Lee, you don't want to read it. Stop now. I'm warning you..." Neji/Tenten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Three Years by Death-By-Bacon reviews
Sasuke enters the lair of Orochimaru and Kabuto, hoping to receive the power to beat his brother. However, it is not what he expected at all. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,041 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 4/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
DuckButtHairCut by AnonymousM reviews
We all know that Sasuke hates Itachi because of the whole ‘family killing thing’. And we definitely hear enough about it too. But when Naruto mentions Sasuke’s hair cut, a new reason will emerge…
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Yondiame's Wish by Hopelessromantic721 reviews
What happened in the last moments of the 4th Hokege's life? What went through his mind as he sacrificed himself to save not only his home, but his son? Fatherly love! BRING TISSUES!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
Fraternal Bonds, The Cutting Of by Guttersnipe reviews
But as he turned to go, Itachi said something that he just knew would be repeating itself in his head after this. “Sasuke, it’s bros before hoes.” “I can’t believe you just said that to me with a straight face,” Sasuke said, looking back in disbelief.Crac
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dating 101, the horror by Sasuke's darkside reviews
Sasuke and Neji have signed up for dating classes at the ninja academy, the poor poor fools, contains my odd humor that i'm amazed no ones complained about yet, i'm probably jinxed now, oh well enjoy. R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,136 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/1/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Neji H.
I Kissed a Guy by Synonymous Brian reviews
In which Raito confesses his doings with L to the Task Force through a modified pop song. Parody of "I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry. CRACK. MAJOR OOCNESS. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Landslide by Shaitanah reviews
As little as the Kyuubi knows about human emotions, it knows full well that its container’s heart beats a lot faster when he’s in the presence of one Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke/Naruto; Kyuubi POV SPOILERS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Adventures in Candy Land by crematosis reviews
After a power outage strikes headquarters, Light tries to interest L in a board game. Unfortunately, that game happens to make L hungry.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/13/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Double or Nothing by GrimmSisters reviews
Bets are on! Inuyasha isn't protecting Kagome anymore! Sesshomaru is being nice to Inuyasha! Sango and Miroku are having fun watching it all. Shippo and Rin are clueless.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 62,038 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/12/2008 - Published: 7/20/2006 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H.
Double Bar Line Test by Insomniac Owl reviews
Sasuke was there. Naruto remembers seeing him up on the bridge, smoking a cigarette and wearing a pair of the most ridiculous sunglasses he had ever seen. Why didn't he help?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Brothers by Falling Angels reviews
Please forgive me... Sasuke. Some 'sorry's cannot be said. -OneShot-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Gakuen Hentai by Muse of the Frog Mistress reviews
Perverts, dangerous gang members and evil, pedophilic teachers. What’s newbie Uchiha Sasuke to do when he becomes the next target of sexual harassment? NaruSasu, NejiSasu, ItaSasu, KibaSasu, GaaSasu, EveryoneSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Afterthought by waiting4morning reviews
Naruto is about to start advanced training with Kakashi, but what about Sakura? What will she do? NO pairings. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2008 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Kisu ShiteMo ii by GrimmHansel reviews
Sasuke gets caught sneaking brownies at night. Itachi joins in on the delightful treats. ANBUs need leisure too, right? ItaSasu NOT INCEST!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Phoenix Down Soup by FriedBlood reviews
In having to live with his brother, Sasuke starts a new school. Hopefully for him he'll be able to fit in. AU. Itasasunaru. And others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,712 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Debt by JadeMesmerizedByOnyx reviews
Sakura thinks Sasuke owes her something, but he didn't even know he had a debt in the first place! How will he be able to repay her? Just a short SasuSaku fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mathematics by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords reviews
Precision, accuracy, amounts... numbers, angles, integrals. She will take advantage of being so mathematically minded compared to others.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Tenten - Complete
meh, high school by imissmycupcake reviews
The obligatory Naruto highschool fic! It's overdone, and some of them have come out badly....One more won't hurt. NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina, SasuSaku ohyes. Hopefully IC. On indefinite hiatus, sorry!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 33,566 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Tenten, Neji H.
Horrendous Orochimaru by flamealchemist15 reviews
When Orochimaru took Sasuke in, he wasn't expected all the hate mail he got from Itachi. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Orochimaru, Itachi U. - Complete
Broken Glass by Taisi reviews
AU. Naruto and Sasuke were two orphan boys with everything in common, who met by chance in the hospital. One had just gotten over the flu, and the other had an internal disease that was slowly eating him away from the inside out. -No yaoi!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,408 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Midnight Waffle Run by crematosis reviews
L is out of frozen waffles so he drags Light to the store at midnight to buy some more. Once there, Light is shocked by L's unlimited budget and unlimited sweet tooth. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Tomato Kisses by StrawberryBananas reviews
In which the group goes grocery shopping, and Sakura admits she hates tomatoes. How does Sasuke react? Better yet, can he convince her otherwise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Debonair In Despair by XxsTrInGz N' kEyZxX reviews
He was a debonair in despair. She was the unlucky princess to save her. With her brute strength, knocking all those fangirls away would be a piece of cake. SxS Formerly entitled as Save Me
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sharuko by syrraki reviews
Set directly after the shippuden movie. "Sasuke only thinks of three things," Kakashi interjected, "Training to defeat Itachi, ensuring he is never licked by Orochimaru, and the controversial nail polish issue"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Trapped by Starsurfer108 reviews
Sasuke is captured by Akatsuki, who try to extract information out of him. Finally, Itachi is called upon to use his methods, but with a twist. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,094 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Masala Dosa by firefly reviews
Kakuzu is a slave to bargains, Hidan likes the spice of variety, and a dingy little restaurant provides a quaint intermediate between the two. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Raito's Mom by Her Sweetness reviews
Ryuuk/Raito. Raito's mom has got it going on. She's all I want and I've waited for so long. Raito, can't you see? You're just not the boy for me. I know it might be wrong but, I'm in love with Raito's mom.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Showdown! by TwinEnigma reviews
A bored Sasuke, back in Konoha and suffering cabin fever, is looking to pick a fight. Crack, One-shot, Sasuke x ?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Tsunade S. - Complete
Those Humps by Domestic Servant reviews
Who knew Shikamaru was into THAT?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Rules of Naruto by Marine-Depths13 reviews
Ever wonder what you "should or shouldn't do" if you ever enter the Naruto world? Well, now you do. And there's a good 100 plus rules you should follow and abide to, or else... DATTEBAYO! XD Rules 401-500 now up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,107 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/10/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008
We Ride by Nozomi-sama reviews
Getting his car fixed was his main concern. The hot car mechanic was just a bonus. NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sasuke Doesn't Pay Attention by syrraki reviews
When Sasuke appears in Naruto's mind for the first time, he is surprised to see Kyuubi. Man that boy isn't perceptive.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Priorities by syrraki reviews
Remember when Sasuke saw Itachi for the first time after the massacre in that hotel with Naruto? Well this is how it really went down. Rating for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Birthday Presents by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke can't decide what to get Naruto for his birthday. SasuNaru, NaruSasu, one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Dinner in the Sound by syrraki reviews
Orochimaru thinks that Tuesday night means dinner with the family. Kabuto doesn't mind so much. Sasuke does.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Phone Call by syrraki reviews
Itachi calls to speak to Sasuke. Orochimaru wants to know why they don't talk anymore. Kisame reads the Argos Catalogue and Kimimaro is dead, remember?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
First Date by Her Sweetness reviews
In an attempt to satisfy an apple-less Ryuuk, Raito is forced to take the shinigami out on a date. Crackish!oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Light Y., Ryuk - Complete
Curse of the Snake by CelloSolo2007 reviews
After Oro forces complete control over the Curse Seal, Sasuke quickly realizes Orochimaru is anything but a kind master. This is how Sasuke trained during those two years as Orochimaru's student. Includes slight supernatural torture and plenty of action!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,319 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 2/8/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U.
Watch by firefly reviews
A collection of frames and events, the ones that shaped his definitions of the human eye, and the ones that changed them. Itachi coming to terms with the end of it all. Introspective.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Ramen KamiSama by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Everyone knows that Hokage's word is law, but when he takes his power abit too far by trying to get his enitre village to start worshiping noodles in broth, you know your in for one hell of a ride. crack, slight SasxSaku Partner To TheThornBush
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,652 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Powers of Temptation by dreamdescend reviews
The East India Trading Company storms Shipwreck Cove, scattering the Brethren and capturing Pirate King Elizabeth Swann. Proud and resolute, she refuses to be intimidated by Lord Beckett. But will she find herself giving in to the powers of temptation?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,142 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S.
The Party by usszacharyquinto reviews
Sai finally gets Orochimaru to take him back to his lair and he finally meets Sasuke, but what happens when Orochimaru suggests a welcoming party for Sai? WARNING - almost yaoi date-rape!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
My husband? NO! My greatest enemy! by Mmiray reviews
They are the children of company owner families and must marry. The problem is that Inuyasha is a hormone-driven player who is ready to do anything to make Kagome his, and she hates him more that anyone... Hot moments, should be rated higher but NOT M.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,120 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H.
Paint Job by waiting4morning reviews
Someone's done something to Hokage Mountain, but for once it wasn't Naruto... though of course everyone thinks it was him, including Sakura. Three separate but related stories revolving around Naruto and Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi's true power by XxNozomiNoxX reviews
A cute little story about how Sasuke's quest for power is even active when he is a child.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sakura Wishes by a thousand cranes reviews
The hardest part was getting this close to you, And giving up this dream I built with you A fairytale that isn't coming true, You've got some growing up to do... Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Out of their Minds by CrazedNarutoFan reviews
Naruto and the others will be forced into the most embarrassing interviews of their lives. It's candid camera with a twist.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
Mask by Songstone reviews
Yes, it went without saying; Sasuke liked his brother a whole lot more without the mask. Brotherly fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Family's Comfort by White-Knight-066 reviews
When Itachi and Sasuke get into a fight, its up to their parents to fix it, but instead of telling them they're wrong, Mikoto and Fugaku tell the siblings a bit about their past. Uchiha Family Bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U., Fugaku U., Mikoto U. - Complete
Naruto High School Chronicles NHS by Kuro-Shinzui-Ookami reviews
A mixture of passing notes in class, getting drunk, pedophile Principals, OOC Sasuke, same old Naruto and one screwed up high School! It'll be funny...trust me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Sasuke U.
Sorry I Missed Your Funeral Fred by Kazima Kuwabara reviews
Why God? Why Fred? He had a life...it was all planned out! Why didn't you take me? I didn't know what I wanted to do with my life...I had no plans, no goals! Fred had a life...why him? Why not me?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2008 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Itachi, are you sure you're OK? by jovaine reviews
"It just occurred to me that I haven't told you about the birds yet". Sasuke can't believe his ears and Itachi is trying to give him 'The Talk'. "If you're talking about sex, I already know all about it". Mild crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Touch by Ada Kensington reviews
Unable to sleep, Orochimaru watches Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
SasukeLicious by bittersweetbabydoll reviews
A parody of Fergilicious; Sasuke sings to his fangirls. Rather random I suppose.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Talk Later! by DeathPaladin reviews
Uhoh...now Naruto's done it! He's on the run, with a homicidal Sakura on his heels and his only companions Sasuke, Itachi, Kisame, Orochimaru, and Kabuto! But is Sakura's anger what it seems? Prepare to laugh! Rated for language & innuendo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cataclysm by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
When Deidara does pretty much the stupidest thing immaginable, he and Hidan have to work together through impossible circumstances to save both their butts. CRACK! LANGUAGE! Non-Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Hidan, Deidara - Complete
Dead By Dawn by Sheol reviews
ItachiXSasuke Uchihacest. And I looked into his bloodied eyes as he spoke, I can give you back your family. I can resurrect them from the dead.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,334 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/2/2008 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Scent of Flowers by F. W. Bourdillon reviews
In all honesty he knew that he was following him for all the wrong reasons… Kisame x Sasuke Implied Kisame x Itachi Slightly AU Rated for Safety
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2007 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Heirs of Peace by Queen-Addict reviews
A few years after the end of the war, Azula's son and Toph's daughter meet. No flames. Read and give Constuctive Crit. Thanks a billion! Updates! Chapter 4 is here! YAY!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2007 - Published: 9/15/2007 - Toph
Losers by waiting4morning reviews
Obito has always been the loser of the elite Uchiha clan... can he overcome this nickname when faced with his new teammate Kakashi Hatake? Set preKakashi Gaiden. Non yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Naruto style III by CandyGirl999 reviews
Iruka hosts a Halloween party at his house. But when the ghost stories backfire it's up to Naruto and the gang to make this the best Halloween party ever. Third instalment.
Crossover - Simpsons & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/11/2007 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Dark's Curse by BreakfastFoods reviews
Parody fic. Dark has landed himself an imformal curse. He can only speak words that he has been assigned to say.... My my, what will he do?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,271 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 12/5/2007 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Dark M.
12 Things on Naruto by Link and Luigi reviews
The reason for my rhyming is unknown to even me similar to Shino’s reaction when he is compared to a tree. Remember this is fun and the tune is to a song, it’s the “Twelve Days of Christmas” so be sure to sing along!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Avatar characters will never say these by showeringtiger7 reviews
Things you'll NEVER hear an avatar character say... 'nuff said!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,119 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 8/15/2006
A Very Naruto Christmas by DeathPaladin reviews
It's Christmas Eve in Konoha, and Naruto is getting some lastminute shopping done when Kyuubi gives him a gift...and an idea what to give Sakura, Ino, Hinata, Tenten,and Temari...WARNING: EXTREMELY KAWAII! MAY CAUSE TOXIC OVERDOSE OF CUTE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Young Buds by Slushie reviews
A cute story about Hinata and Naruto when they were younger.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 999 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Orochimaru's Sex Education Class by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke was taught lots of things. Just not the things that would help reach his goal of reviving his clan. So, Orochimaru has come to help him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Reminisce by anamariewrites reviews
Of Sakura, and the people who don't make up Team Seven.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 758 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
The Thorn Bush by UnderTheSkyy reviews
Team Hebi takes the term 'Peeping Tom' to a whole new level. Finally, their big boy Sasuke is growing up and becoming a man, but this time they're gonna see first hand just how much of a 'man' he actually is. Crack, Oneshot, Sasuke&Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,668 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 61 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Up the River by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
In which Neji and Lee have a majorly unwanted and very unintentional bonding moment. AU NejiLee friendship, NONYAOI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Lee R., Neji H. - Complete
Can't Be Your Sasuke by Rosepetals and Strife reviews
Shikamaru writes a poem to Ino telling her how he feels about her flirtation with Sasuke. By Strife chan.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Ashes by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
On the differences in the way they both asked the same question, and the respective wrong answers they came up with. Drabbleish, some spoilers. No parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
10 ways to bag an Uchiha by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Watch, as Naruto tries to bag his very own Uchiha. NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 47 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In the Middle of a Confrontation by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Wherein Sasuke tries a relatively smart and direct approach in winning the heart of possibly the biggest idiot that he's ever seen. Or, well, get the guy to go out with him. Subtlety be damned.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Thriller by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
CRACK! In which Hidan and Deidara embark on a late night quest for a sandwich, but get much, much more than they bargained for, as an ordinary kitchen raid becomes a horrific plot for revenge. No pairings attribute the pumpkin flavored crack to Hallowee
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Untitled by waiting4morning reviews
Kakashi is feeling a bit unnecessary after the battle with Akatsuki so it's up the remaining members of Team 7 to cheer him up. Oneshot. Fluff. Non yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Birthday surprises by Wassermagierin reviews
Team seven prepares Kakashi's birthday present: A photo album, filled with happy memories. 'He had tried to hide his birthday from Team 7, but in the end, they had managed to give him one of the best presents he had ever received.' Team 7 Friendship
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Salsa without the dip by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Sasuke and Naruto are partnered up in salsa class. NaruSasu. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
This Isn't What it Looks Like by Medicinal Biscuit reviews
It should have been just a menial, easy outing but with Team Hebi involved, nothing's ever that simple. In which one of the most boring tasks imaginable becomes a fight for survival and dignity..at least to Suigetsu. CRACK!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,453 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/25/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Trick or Treat, Sasuke's Halloween by Dei-Dreamer reviews
A Sasuke OneShot. CRACK. Sasuke's going about his day as usual, even though it's Halloween which he despises. But when his brother comes up with an outrageous dare, he has to comply. Collab with friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/20/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Ask Naruto! by bluechaser reviews
Send in letters to any Naruto character and they will answer them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,586 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/20/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete
Destiny by anamariewrites reviews
It took Sakura many years to figure out where she belonged in life; she finds that it has always been with her boys.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Steamy Love Affair by Simple-Minded Idiot reviews
Karin has gay sensing problems – girls in love are like that. Suigetsu has pheromone problems – even fishes need to mate. Juugo has growth hormone problems – he's tall. And Sasuke... has a smirk on his face? [SuiSasu]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2007 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Imposter by anamariewrites reviews
Sasuke doesn't mind killing Itachi because Itachi's not Itachi anymore. And Sasuke knows this, like any little brother should.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Until The End by RainWisher reviews
[SasuSaku] Sakura, I’ve done nothing but wrong to you your entire life, but you stood with me until the very end… why…?” Emerald eyes glittered with tears as she gently cradled his bloody face. “Sasukekun, how could I do anything else?”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Shinobi Bond by waiting4morning reviews
Set directly after Naruto's fight with Sasuke in eps 134 and 135. Kakashi visits his injured pupil before leaving on another mission. Oneshot. Mild spoilers for Naruto's parentage. Non yaoi no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Treehouse of Horror: Naruto style II by CandyGirl999 reviews
Second instalment of my soon to be NarutoxSimpsons parodies. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura eat too much candy on Halloween night and end up having nightmares.
Crossover - Simpsons & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/10/2007 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Complete
The Talk by ashleylynn167 reviews
After seeing Sasuke spend so much time with Sakura, Itachi felt that as Sasuke's only family, and his new father figure, it was time for the two of them to sit down and talk...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura's Highschool Experience by saskesakura reviews
Sakura is attending her first year at leaf highschool. Sakura's Objective:No more cat fights with bitchy Temari, don't get raped by Itachi, pass Jiriya's sex class, lose virginity to Sasuke. chap 8 dedicated to xXMomoSamaXx. Chap 10 is not a rape scene.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 16,753 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 10/4/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Waiting For You by Taisi reviews
I realized I should probably be afraid- the light was dimming, the room beginning to tip at odd angles, the faces of my family blurring together and then apart oddly. But I wasn't scared- I was going to see her again. -Warning: character death-
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,309 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Complete
Rain by ShivaVixen reviews
Rain makes everything slow and dull, and everything become vibrant one more time, until the next time, Character deathfic, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Smile in Return by Rokuko Kaminari Blaze reviews
A cute little Naruto and Hinata Oneshot read and enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Attack by JadeSyan reviews
Team 7 gets attacked. Warning: Major crack and Luke Skywalker. R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,152 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Complete
Serious Discussion by Marijn reviews
Late night chats around the campfire. 'Oh, come on, you're a teenage boy.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 249 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Suigetsu H., Karin - Complete
Paranoia and Bedframes by Marijn reviews
The last thing Sasuke expected when he began his methodical check of his quarters that night was a sodden mattress. [SuigetsuSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Paying A Compliment by firefly reviews
It was a fact of life Kakuzu had come to accept. When you were as good looking as Hidan, people tended to treat you like a god. Funnily enough, Kakuzu couldn't recall ever getting the same treatment.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,912 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 825 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Kakuzu, Hidan - Complete
Behind Red Eyes , Autopsy of a Deceased Family by Lisea18 reviews
Itachi asked Sasuke to meet him at the Uchiha hideout. An autopsy of the almost extinct Uchiha clan and the truth behind Itachi's actions.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,891 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Severus by Faramae Baggins reviews
He is empty, but a name gives meaning. Deathly Hallows spoilers kind of. [oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 269 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Everyone Has Their Secrets by Midnight Memories reviews
Tired of always having to serve under Tsunade, Shizune decides that she should add some secrecy into her life. When she comes across Kabuto one evening, she realizes exactly what, or rather who, her secret should be. KabutoShizune
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/10/2007 - Kabuto Y., Shizune - Complete
Bonds and Promises by lotus-bugxm9 reviews
After having a terrifying nightmare one stormy night a dismayed Sasuke is comforted by none other then his blond Knuckleheaded best friend. Oneshot!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Now what? by Yunyin reviews
Now that Itachi is dead, what's Sasuke, and for that matter, Hebi, to do? crack oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Karin - Complete
Unexpected by ShadowSilk reviews
[Crackfic] It was almost ironic, Sasuke thought, how this ugly, mangy dog could make him feel so human. [Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,206 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Pancakes and 'Partments by laurelangel reviews
Usually, when Sasuke woke to the feeling of foreign chakra present in his home, it was because ninja were attempting to assassinate him. Either that or one of his more intelligent stalkers finally figured out how to pick the new locks on his front door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,693 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Taste by smallish reviews
The beginning of Kabuto's obsession were Sasuke's scars. KabuSasu. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
KabutoSensei's Guide to Being a Ninja by JouninSanada reviews
Kabuto thinks he can teach people how to be a ninja. Sasuke thinks he full of it. And Orochimaru doesn't care as long as he gets a cheaply written book out of it. HUMOR. No pairings. Take nothing seriously.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Kabuto Y.
A Walk in Another's Shoes by facethisnight reviews
Daisuke has always been worried about his friend, Satoshi. But one night, when they have a chance to see what it's like for the other, will they freak or accept it?
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,850 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/2/2007 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H. - Complete
Beneath by Singe reviews
Kakashi remembers all the things his students never got the chance to know.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,525 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Ryuk Wants An Apple by abitofallright reviews
Yeah..the title says it all. Ryuk wants an apple. Oneshot :].
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Ryuk, Light Y. - Complete
Serpens Venenum by R.G. Waffles reviews
Orochimaru likes playing games . . . cruel and unusual games. And Sasuke is his next pawn. [You have 743 hours, 59 minutes, and 58 seconds left to live.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,914 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Poor Unfortunate Souls by Farawen reviews
Oneshot about what REALLY happened when Sasuke left Konoha...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Barriers and Bridges by Lutralutra reviews
Itachi, no longer a member of Akatsuki, decides to reunite with his brother and appeals to Naruto for help. Sasuke, meanwhile, is still bent on revenge. Neither brother knows what's left of their relationship, but they're about to find out. [Nonyaoi]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,734 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/12/2007 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haruno Legacy by PhoenixClaw reviews
In all of Konaha, one mystery rises above the rest: What genetic combination could possibly yield a green eyed, pink haired kunoichi? Whether they're up to it or not, Naruto and Sasuke are about to find the answer.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ruptured Life by dust.bunny.agency reviews
Itachi has gotten himself in trouble, and is planning on hiding out for awhile–and he’s taking Sasuke with him. This is a story about gangs, a twisted love, and a life that gets seriously screwed up. [ItaSasu] DrugsSmokingguns etc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
I'll Make A Man Out Of You Starring Hebi! by TheBloodOfAnAngel reviews
Sasuke is dissatisfied with his new team and tries to get through to them with a different approach.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Breath by tomboy14 reviews
Everyone knew it, right from the very begginning. It was inevitable, for it seems lives with tragic beginnings have tragic endings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Return Home by Asj Johnson reviews
Zuko finally catches the Avatar, Aang, and returns home to the fire nation with him. But will the prince's return be as happy as he thinks? Read the last paragraph of chapter one before judging it!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,900 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/20/2007 - Published: 7/30/2006 - Zuko
Just a Bunch of Girly Men! by RedLotusNin reviews
Our beloved male heroes, and Sasuke, were ranting on about how troublesome women are when suddenly they bumped into a fortune teller who curses them with a spell. Their curse: Turning into women! A couple hints of romance. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,265 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 10/9/2004
Roses are Red by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto is confused when someone starts leaving him a series of love notes. SasuNaru, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
These cards decide my fate by Dark-Angel09 reviews
Satoshi's been having strange dreams that involve a deck of cards. Mr.Hiwatari is doing something twisted yet again. And Krad? Well he's being homicidal and possessive like always. KradSatoshi.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,529 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/14/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Krad, Satoshi H.
Competition by Shaitanah reviews
There’re three things Itachi knows about Sasuke for sure: he’s foolish, he’s little and he’s Itachi’s brother. Gen. Please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Emo by Kindre Turnany reviews
Sasuke hates emos. Rated M for language.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Son by smallish reviews
He won't give up on Sasuke. 'Nightmares. Kakashi has those, too.' [Modern, AU] OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Can't Believe It by PhoenixClaw reviews
While at the grocery store, Naruto just can't bring himself to believe it. Can Sasuke help the confused ninja understand such a mysterious predicament? Also, whats up with Itachi, Kisame and a pair of lobsters? Read and be amused! [Super Short Crack Fic!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,443 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unexpected Encounter by Adreus reviews
crack, drunk!Sasuke — It was something you'd see only once in your lifetime. The Great Uchiha Itachi, silent, deadly, handsome, and creepy… reduced to yelling in pain when his drunk, underage, kid brother pulled at his hair. —Sasuke, Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,957 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Truth or Dare: The Naruto Branch by Griffin D. Sage reviews
What would happen if I forced the rookie nine and the Sand Nins to play truth or dare? Chaos, insanity, and embarrassing moments! K plus for possibe strong language. HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,880 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006
Broken Cogs by laurelangel reviews
When Naruto has memory problems, Sakura and Sasuke convince him to have his head examined. The results are, well, unsurprising. At least they would be if Sakura could ever inform her patient of his condition. Humor, Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,631 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dark by Happiness's Deceit reviews
Daisuke was afraid of the dark. But even though he was afraid of the dark, Daisuke wasn’t afraid of Dark. Brotherly DarkDaisuke
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 343 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Filming Naruto by JuliTina reviews
Things are not what they seem behind the Naruto film set. A total disregard for canon. ItaSasu pairing and others.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,691 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/20/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
The Witching Hour by firefly reviews
Uchiha Sasuke, the fearless leader of Team Hebi, finds himself in over his head when he and his team stumble upon an abandoned, bizarre little inn in the middle of a nameless forest. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Suigetsu H. - Complete
Naruto Character Disorders by WhiteWolfGoddess reviews
Hello and welcome to the Naruto Character Therapy Center. To read, please click the link above. Then, match your disorder with the ones shown and please follow the instruction. Thank you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/11/2007 - Complete
Used To by DiGi Kurosaki reviews
Swerves Around Sasuke's Feelings After The Massacre. It's Been 1 Year. Songfic. OneShot. No Yaoi. Gomen, ItaSasu Fans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Sleep Talker by wtfpenname reviews
It's the middle of the night, Kabuto's reading a book, when a certain Uchiha comes in complaining about a leak. Oneshot. Light ShonenAi. KabuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,298 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
Giggles and Gossip by luck33ang3l reviews
Itachi can't help but overhear a strange conversation.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,238 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Pup by Taisi reviews
Sesshoumaru goes through a strange epiphany one cold night, brought on only by a scared little girl seeking his comfort. Sesshy!Daddy
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/28/2007 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
Naruto's Body Switch by FallingIllusion reviews
Naruto is on the brink of death, and Kyuubi transfers his soul into Sasuke's body...comedy and romance. Enjoy! sasunaru yaoi fic!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,528 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 11/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Kidnapped by madidda 666 reviews
Sasuke is kidnaped by Zabuza! But Zabuza isn't the only one doing the beating, what is Sasuke's best friend is? And what will Naruto do whne he cant take the pressure anymore? THe story is better that the summary.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,139 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/22/2007 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Only You That Will Get To Me by deathrosekitty reviews
Sasuke and Itachi. Bitter hatred and betrayal. Unemotional and uncaring attitude. A Collection of poems surrounding the two brothers...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 10/22/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Triptych by Xenoglossy reviews
It isn't really that complicated, Sasuke knows his new team will never become like family. KarinSasukeSuigetsu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Sasuke U.
Serpientes by Xenoglossy reviews
Three people Orochimaru seduced, and one he didn't. OroJira, OroTsu, OroKabu, OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/17/2007 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
FOOD FIGHT! by BaranoShiko reviews
It think the title says it all.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 972 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/6/2007 - Complete
Go to bed, Sasuke! by Abbandon reviews
Sasuke just won't go to bed... What's an older brother to do? Make him of course... slight humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/1/2007 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Dearest Little Brother by DarlingMalfunction reviews
Sasuke had been waiting for this day a long time. The day when his brother would return. [[ Slight Humor. Rated T for language. Sequel to 'Go to Bed, Sasuke' ]]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,947 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,089 - Reviews: 1489 - Favs: 3,335 - Follows: 297 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara - Complete
So, Yeah or No? by RawrRemy reviews
I'm trying to start writing, so this is just a short random drabble about Tobi and Deidara. Not as a couple though.It's about Tobi's squishy! Read and Review! D Please and Thank you!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Deidara - Complete
Tricks of the Trade by Erisabesu reviews
Kabuto gets an unexpected visitor, Sasuke gets an unexpected lesson. [Implied OroKabu, OroSasu, and KabuSasu] Blood, general creepiness, set during the timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Kabuto Y., Sasuke U. - Complete
One messed up Party by LostForever06 reviews
Ok, my friend and I thought about this fic a while ago. We haven't had time to finish it right away, it was suppose to be for the holidays xmas perhaps, but we finished it now. It's a late fic worth reading though I promise so go ahead and check it out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,879 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The Future of the Leaf Village by punkrockstargrl101 reviews
Naruto was dating Hinata, Ten Ten was dating Neji, and Ino and Shikamaru. Everything had changed except for Sakura’s love for Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,597 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/21/2007 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Goldfish by laurelangel reviews
Sasuke owned a goldfish. Once. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/20/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Everybody do the Hyuuga Hop! by Little-Lola2616 reviews
Team 7 go to a party the Hyuugas are holding and get drunk! Silly I know but I was in a funny mood. Starts off serious but gets funnier Pretty unrealistic too so no telling me people were out of character eh? Not at any specific time point in Naru either
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
im sorry by miharu-hachiko12 reviews
this is when sasuke and sakura are 18.sakura is getting married.but to who sasuke or someone eles?dose she still love him?how will this turn out?why am i asking you?r&r and you will know the answers.okay this is my second so be nice.this is anothershorton
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Thunder Thighs by heythatsmybike reviews
Sasuke and Kabuto have had one too many late movie nights... Implied SasuNaruSasu and OroKabu, but it's easily ignored.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Soft by smallish reviews
Sasuke was disappointed. He wanted to feel that blunt pain, wanted to bite the inside of his cheek and bleed like he should, wanted... [After Timeskip] Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Eetah! by shizuke reviews
Sasuke's first word...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 775 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 838 - Follows: 64 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Cutest Naruto Fic Ever! by HarukaHavok reviews
All the ninja genin have been turned into cats, and Kakashi adopts Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto without knowing it's them. That pretty much sums it up, but it's cute! Slight crude humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 5,257 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 2/5/2007
Button Mashing by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Naruto, Sasuke, a rainy day, and Mario Kart. Something like a friendship fic on crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,749 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
To survive by narutodippy reviews
When the battle with Sasuke and Gaara goes horrible wrong the whole outcome is crushed. Will any survive or will they all pirish in the battle that will be made?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara
A heros tale by minceo reviews
daisuke is a homeless kid who meets dark a geohound and there adventure begins...based on grandia2 and isuck at summarys so srry it is highrated for fighting and other things that will come in later chaps
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,637 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Dark M., Daisuke N. - Complete
Wheel of Fortune by Spectrum reviews
In which Sasuke can’t sleep, Kakashi drinks tea, and the title is meant quite literally. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sora by Boshoku reviews
They were three together, and one apart. They had each other, and they had the sky. [Team Seven centric. Narusasusaku hints.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Stupid Flies! by StrawLate reviews
Kakashi invites Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura over for the start of a wonderful new year. But what happens if it ISN'T so wonderful after all for a certain someone?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 1/2/2007 - Kakashi H.
Patience Patient by Meibou reviews
AU. Hinata’s the new intern at Konoha’s Psychiatric Facility. What crazy people shall she meet there? Some hot ones at the least. Hina X GaaSasuIta and some onesided stuff. Hiatus.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,223 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Hinata H., Sasuke U.
The Red Button by moroitsubasa reviews
There is a pole in Azumano Park. On this pole there is a machine. A truely devious machine with an evil red button. Rated for cursing, slash, the abuse of an 'innocent' button, and fear of underrating.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,077 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 10/16/2005 - Dark M., Satoshi H.
Whipped Cream by poprika reviews
Drabble. Kakashi and Sasuke are at a coffee shop. Sasuke doesn't want whipped cream on his hot chocolate. Kakashi is shocked. Very slight KakaSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Brother by shalanar reviews
All Sasuke ever wanted when he was younger was his brother's acceptance, but instead he was ignored and then betrayed. His goal now is to kill and completely forget about the older Uchiha, but will Itachi let him? Pairing: Itachi x Sasuke. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 57,956 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 390 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 12/2/2006 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Four Hearts by Avia Jenith reviews
A year after the events of the last episode a man shows up talking about the Black Wings, Daisuke and Satoshi get drawn into a new plot of hikari artworks and hidden agendas. Yaoi free, Rated for language. Chap 12, the Heart of Chaos appears.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,785 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/29/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
Closet by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Naruto, in the closet about his gay feelings for Sasuke, accidentally gets locked in a closet. A closet in a closet, go figure. Musing, madness and near confessions ensue. SasuNaru oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,888 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kami sama by Wolf Demon Kunoichi13 reviews
They were all hurt in their pasts. They didn't show it but they all prayered to Kami for something or other. Here are their prayers.[Poem fic. multi chap.]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 9/13/2006
Want by ThatGuyBehindTheCounter reviews
Takes place during CotBP, when Elizabeth is cowering in the cabin after seeing the skeletons. Barbossa returns and offers a deal... Only mildly dark and barely squicky. RR!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Hell child by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Itachi realises his brother is gay, so it is up to him to carry on the Uchiha clan. With a Malepregnancynojustu ready, he finds someone who can impregnate him, without Itachi killing them in the progress. OroIta Mpreg. Slight crack...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,423 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 11/15/2006 - Published: 6/17/2006 - Itachi U., Orochimaru - Complete
The birds and the bees by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Kakashi decides it's his duty to tell his students about the birds and the bees, but they're not all too willing... are they...? NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reflection by arcanioque reviews
Kakashi lies when he says he does not have a favorite pupil. [Kakashi, Sasuke] No pairings, Kakashi’s POV.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Monsters by KStar reviews
There are few things Sasuke Uchiha is completely certain about in this world. Naruto is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
A Thousand Words by Callista Miralni reviews
Team Seven centric. Based on '1000 Words' from Final Fantasy X2. A thousand words were not enough to convey the deep emotions hidden inside. First Naruto fic, please be kind! Implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
The Avatar's Inbox by MysticFirefly reviews
Have you ever wondered what emails and chat rooms from characters of Avatar: TLA would look like? Well now you can find out! Watch the chaos and the craziness ensue. Tons of pairings.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,166 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 11/4/2006 - Published: 12/31/2005
The Seduction Of Uchiha Itachi by Novelist Pup reviews
Sasuke's over hating Itachi, now it's all about winning his heart. And Naruto's going to help. [Uchihacest]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,153 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 8/20/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Acrophobia by Quack says the T-shape reviews
Unbeknownst to the general population of Konoha, Sasuke really didn’t like heights...something Naruto discovers as they travel on his giant frog.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Campers by Shadow Dragon Boss reviews
Kakashi decides to take Naruto, Sakura, and Sasuke on a camping trip for team bonding and teamwork building. How will this dysfunctional trip turn out? Rated T just to be safe as the worst of it is mild violence & injury and mild swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 27 - Words: 63,079 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/29/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Complete
Swerve by Laetus Nix reviews
Team Seven go on a field trip to an amusement park. Yet, it wasn't as fun as they though it would be... crackfic
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,183 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/15/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Powers of Persuasion by dreamdescend reviews
Elizabeth tries to force Beckett to sign the letters of marque, but he tricks her into firing a warning shot, and she wastes the only bullet. With his threats of imprisonment and death hanging over her head, she has nothing to bargain with. Or does she?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,844 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/15/2006 - Published: 9/19/2006 - Cutler B., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Jugs of Sake by IniRniDefunct reviews
Sasuke plans a prank on Naruto after being played on by him. What happens if he decides to extend the prank to others, especially with jugs of sake?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,848 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Daycare Sannin! by Insanity rise reviews
What will happen when Orochimaru and Jiraiya end up watching a class of kids for a day? Will they be able to survive the crazy antics of these children, will Orochimaru be able to stand his comrades rambling? read to find out!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,656 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Orochimaru, Jiraiya
Bound by FastForward reviews
About Naruto and Sasuke's bond. Twoshot. Birthday fics for friends.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2006 - Published: 9/29/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
30 Ways to Annoy Sasuke! by Sk8erGurl13 reviews
exactly like the title r&r please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 473 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Amity by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
A prankster, a brainiac, and an avenger. They don't make sense, but they don't have to. [Team Seven Friendship][Oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 765 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/22/2006 - Complete
Bonding by Project 0506 reviews
A series of oneshots about Kabuto and Sasuke at Otogakure
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,392 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2006 - Published: 5/31/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Kakashi voyeur by Quack says the T-shape reviews
While Sasuke and Naruto work out their frustrations and sexual tension, a certain masked sensei is hiding in a bush, camcorder in hand...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 433 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/16/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To trust the enemy by Living in a fantasy reviews
After several incidents, Satoshi and Dark have actually began to trust each other. But as Satoshi, Daisuke, and Dark become more trusting Krad gets more angry. Krad doesn't want Satoshi getting friendly with the enemy...and Krad usually gets what he wants
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,887 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Satoshi H., Dark M.
Team Seven by FastForward reviews
Naruto is sitting in a bar with Team Seven, but why does everything seem wrong? Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 892 - Follows: 90 - Published: 9/8/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Golden Future Time by firephonixe reviews
This story is set right after season 1. Zuko and Iroh are saved by Aang, Katara, and Sokka in a storm. Then Something wierd happens to the five of them, and they are stuck in each other's memories. Confused? Then you will just have to read.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,669 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Zuko
Desert Disaster by Kimiko Haru reviews
The Rookie Nine were told that they were to go on vacation, along with Gai's team. But when they were finally there, Their sensei's disappear and leave them in the middle of a desert! Pissed off, They continue their travel to who knows where.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,013 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Second Impressions Go Long Ways by Wicked Guardian reviews
Sango is a lonely demon slayer. Sesshomaru is the emotionless demon. When they cross paths, Sesshomaru becomes strangely attracted to her. He takes her from the pack, and realizes one thing he's never realized before. He can care for another.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,888 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/23/2006 - Published: 9/8/2005 - Sango, Sesshomaru
Request and Reapproach Chronicles by yukuro reviews
Itachi and Kisame have a favor to ask of Sasori. A very interesting...request. [minor ItachixSasuke, SasorixDeidara]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/22/2006 - Sasori - Complete
Sasukitty! by desolate butterfly reviews
[KakaSasu, crack fic] Sasuke wakes up with a few complications one morning, and Kakashi is no help. At all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/20/2006 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carbon by desolate butterfly reviews
[KisaSasu fic] When Sasuke goes looking for Itachi, he comes across something just as dangerous. Potential Uchihacest and noncon ahoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2006 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Flu Shot by Avalon Estel reviews
It was winter in Konoha. Colds and the flu came along with the package, and by no means were shinobi exceptions. Precautionary measures were necessary. Rating for mildly dark humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The little voice inside your head by Digital Artists reviews
Basically a one shot that shows how conversations go inside poor Daisuke's head. Slash, but not between Dark and Daisuke. A one shot created out of boredom.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/13/2006 - Daisuke N., Dark M. - Complete
Seperation by Yami Maleci reviews
Hiwatari is sick an tired of Satoshi always interfering with his plans so he deices to seperate Krad from Satoshi, but his plan befires when he finds he is unable to control the young tamer's curse. Please R R! Chapter 6 is updated!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,929 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Satoshi H., Krad
Krad's Greatest Mistake by DarkCloudSephiroth reviews
Krad and Dark start out in a fight when Risa comes along, they make truce with each other and try to rid the world of the annoying risa harada
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 15,050 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/12/2006 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Krad, Dark M.
Never Hear Them Say by MysticFirefly reviews
Basically, this is a bunch of things you'd never hear Team 7 say. It's pointless and random but if you like that, come on in. oneshot?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 875 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/12/2006
Silk by kajamiku reviews
Orochimaru plays with Sasuke like a doll, in more ways than one. OroSasu.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/9/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Why you don't want to have PE with Krad by Winddrag0n reviews
Ok, this is now a drabble series inspired by me and my friend in our PE class. KradDark, and expect lots of insanity in small quantities.
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/8/2006 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Dark M., Krad
30 Death WishesEr, Ways to Annoy Orochimaru by HanyouChaos reviews
The title is selfexplainatory, but for the idiots out there, this is a story consisting of ways to irritate my favourite Sannin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 585 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Orochimaru - Complete
Candy in the Pockets by Elric-Chan reviews
Team Seven is locked in a closet. How long will they last?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,267 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/1/2006 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Complete
Death by Maria-Lilly Kon reviews
“Aniki, where does your spirit go when you die?” “To Heaven, Paradise, Land of the Cranes, somewhere peaceful.” “Then why does everyone fear death if your spirit goes somewhere nice?”
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cause for Conversation by firefly reviews
Hinata has always been intimidated by Sasuke, but when she serves as a substitute for Sakura on a mission, she comes to learn that the stoic Uchiha is not so bad after all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,866 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 76 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
When Kagome dies by InuDemon92 reviews
Kagome is dead. and Inuyasha is that one that killed her. Now he's more desperate then ever. Alone, he has to somehow convince Sesshoumaru to bring back Kagome. WARNING: InuKag haters STAY AWAY!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/30/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Kagome H., Inuyasha - Complete
Vacation by Bella Shia reviews
Their parents go on a random vacation, leaving Itachi to look after Sasuke. What chaos occurs? - Obviously this is back in time. NOT INCEST. Crack. One shot -
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,106 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Shiver by desolate butterfly reviews
[NaruSasuKaka ficlet] Sasuke and Naruto have finally found a way to work together, much to the dismay of their teacher.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Really Ticked Tachi by Kryal reviews
I wrote a FLUFF story. About Sasuke in Sound. Oh, and let's not forget the pet weasel. Just shoot me now, please... Silly, somewhat cute, and far more Meaningful and SignificantTM than any fluff fic has any right to be.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
I never thought Kakashi would by KyuRyu reviews
Tsunade is going to kill Kakashi for giveing that to Naruto and Sasuke...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Day and Night by KyuRyu reviews
Just a poem about Sasuke and Naruto's relationship. Depending on how you look at it, could be brotherclose friend or shonin ai
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Complete
Inseparable by Nevercry reviews
Satoshi issues a challenge. Tell the truth, or do whatever the other asks. Who will win the contest, and the artwork they've wagered? SatoshiDaisuke.
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/30/2006 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Satoshi H., Daisuke N.
Never Forget by RainWisher reviews
[SoraKairi, oneshot]'Kairi, what can I do to make you remember me' 'This.' and she pressed her lips to his.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Kairi, Sora - Complete
I Am D by Junebugger reviews
Daisuke's journal! Except Dark has scribble some comments too...
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,708 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/29/2006 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Daisuke N., Dark M.
See Ya Next Fall by YamiPaladinofChaos reviews
Put one hanyou, a time traveling schoolgirl, a demon slayer, a kitsune, and a monk in a dark cave. Watch the inevitable chaos unfold.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2006 - Complete
64 Ways To Annoy Uchiha Sasuke by Wolf Demon Kunoichi13 reviews
Just ways I thought up of to annoy Sasuke ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Esprit of the Prodigious by firefly reviews
There is a place, there is a boy, there is a crack, and there is a crack in the boy. There is Uchiha Sasuke. Introspective. Psychological fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/11/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sea, Sand, and Shinobi by chibi-kyuubi reviews
It all begins when Jiraya asks Naruto to join him and Tsunade for a trip to the beach. Something happens, and then suddenly everyone is on the trip as well. There are too many pairings to mention so just read it to find out. Chapter 14 up!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,016 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 5/15/2004 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Kakashi's Lesson by Lady Jaye1 reviews
With a little help from Team Gai, Team 7 teaches Kakashi a lesson on the consequences of being late.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 103 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Kakashi H., Gai M. - Complete
Bonds by LeadYouIn reviews
Team 7 friendship one shot. Kakashi's reflections as he looks back on their final battle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Complete
Control by smallish reviews
OneShot. Sasuke was proud of his selfcontrol, even if on rare, rare occasions he would lose it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sasuke U. - Complete
With by smallish reviews
OneShot. The day before Naruto left for training with Jiraiya, he went into Sasuke's room. Slight NaruSasu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,094 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Twenty Sannin Truths by Calliope Epsilon reviews
Twenty truths about Jiraiya, Tsunade, and Orochimaru. Errant Sannin nothings in dramedy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2006
Sesshy's Curse by Kagura134 reviews
What happens when Sesshomaru is put under a curse so that every women of age human or demon who sees him falls madly in love with him? I'll tell you UTTER MADNESS!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 52,627 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/17/2006 - Published: 2/11/2006 - Sesshomaru, Rin - Complete
MASK by FastForward reviews
Series of oneshots about the six people in Naruto I believe wear masks. Can you guess which six?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/12/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Brotherhood by Living in a fantasy reviews
An earlier meeting made James and Sirius trust each other. Soon, Remus and Peter join the friendship and they create an incredible bond, one that will survive all things. Fights, family troubles, detentions, romance...at least...I think it will...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,862 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 4/4/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Words Unspoken by Jedi.Vixen reviews
Oneshot. Itachi returns to Konoha for the last time...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ripples by Xenoglossy reviews
One of the first things Sasuke learns in Sound Village is that Kabuto is more dangerous than Orochimaru. KabutoSasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Sasuke Has a Fever! by chise of wind reviews
Summary: When Sasuke falls victim to a fever, who’s there to help him rather than his faithful friends of the Rookie Nine?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,482 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 2/20/2006
Sokka's Mishap by Mark McCain reviews
Who needs to worry about Firebenders when you have a Waterbender for a sister and the Avatar for a best friend? A fan fiction short story from adventure series Avatar the Last Airbender. Chapter 1 & 2 of 3 completed.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,925 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Aang, Sokka
A Trip to the Museum by fightingcomet reviews
Daisuke's class goes on a field trip to the museum! His mom expects him to steal a Hikari treasure on the trip...How's he supposed to steal it, stay away from Satoshi, and keep his identity a secret from his classmates?
D N Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/10/2006 - Published: 9/6/2005
No Longer Alone by hiei1317 reviews
Sasuke doesn't see his training with Orochimaru going very far, and runs away, but doesn't get far. What will happen when he is brought back to face the snake? Rating for some violence and for those who aren't crazy over shounenai and for over angstines
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Orochimaru, Sasuke U. - Complete
Las Vegas Vendetta by hiphopd reviews
Naraku runs all the underground action in Las Vegas or so he thought. When he discovers that Inuyasha and Sesshomaru run separately the Bellagio[Inuyasha] and the Luxor[Sesshomaru], he looks to take them out before they do.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,624 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/7/2006 - Published: 8/31/2005 - Complete
Happy Birthday Aniki! by Kakyoku no Kaze reviews
Set back when Itachi was 9 and Sasuke was 4. Sasuke wants to do something special for Itachi's birthday! But does it come out as he planned?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,535 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
My Only Friend by mylilchickadee reviews
Just Sasuke and Naruto spending the day together after they finally return home. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Puppets by Titan of Saturn reviews
Alternate Universe. Criminals, cops and murderers. Stuck in the middle is Sasuke, used by his brother in his criminal dealings or out on the streets with his only two friends. Then Kakashi is intoduced, and things begin to spin out of controll.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/12/2006 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.
TRAPPED by Hidden Gems reviews
A tiny peak at what goes on behind the closed doors of Orochimaru's hideouts a few months after Sasuke joined him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Femininity by artemisgirl reviews
DN 'There's no way,' Raito said incredulously. 'You are NOT a girl.' 'I never claimed to be a girl,' L shrugged. 'Then again, I never claimed to be a guy, either.' RaitoL oneshot humor
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Light Y., L - Complete
Younger Brother, Older Brother by Yuugi-chan reviews
A series of small oneshots focusing around the young Sasuke's and Itachi's life and all the messes they get into.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,542 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/26/2006 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,011 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Behind the scenes of Naruto by Akai Ito reviews
Ever wondered about what happens backstage on the set of Naruto? It's one backward world! Lee's a ladies man, Sasuke's deperate, Neji is paranoid, Shino slays vampires, Kankurou's afraid of the boogieman and Kakashi is evil?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,731 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 1/1/2006 - Published: 4/30/2005
A Christmas Carol by Jade R. Raven reviews
Sasuke doesn't exactly have the Christmas spirit, but tonight he will be visited by 3 who may change his mind...a Christmas Carol Parody!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,912 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Uchiha Confusion by Dyeh reviews
Itachi's formulating a plan to kill two birds with one stone. Although, he didn't plan for one of the birds to mistake the word Brother for Lover. Read and Review
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,331 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
Ring's Memoirs by Spectra16 reviews
The Ring obviously has a mind of it's own. Shall we take a peak at it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2005 - Sauron
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
Stone Skipping by Spectrum reviews
Oneshot. Sasuke finds Naruto brooding by the river.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,797 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/10/2005 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
7 Days, Come What May by Black Mischief reviews
It's Naruto's birthday and he has 1 week to go party with his friends at the Konoha Hot Springs! Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, and other people are also invited! Usual Pairings. COMPLETE! Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 66,895 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/10/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Complete
Kami HikariTrue Light by Yami Maleci reviews
Well, here it is guys! The sequal to No Honor Among Theives! An girl is hired to kill a Hiwatari after the murders of Alex and Zoe. Along with a cupcake involed. Don't ask, please RR!
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,791 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/10/2005 - Daisuke N., Satoshi H.
Two AM Toasts by Sahara Storm reviews
[Oneshot, Team Seven Friendship] At two AM in the morning, some things are a whole lot clearer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Complete
Alone in Harmony by Corona Australis reviews
Is Happiness good, or selfishness evil? A poem on the nuances of dark and light. Somewhat based on Krad and Dark's last battle.
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Dark M., Krad
20 letters of pain by Stubbi the Humble Chimneysweep reviews
20 letters Sasuke and Itachi have sent to each other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,684 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 5/27/2005
Kerosene by firedraygon reviews
As the night falls in Leaf Village, weirdness abounds. Ramenlovers Naruto and Itachi visit their favourite restaurant, Ichiraku, and who better to drag along than Sasuke and Orochimaru? Chapter 3 up! Happy Canada Day!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,729 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/1/2005 - Published: 7/30/2003
Swing of Memories by edens chaos reviews
Inspired by the frame flash of Naruto's swing at the almost end of episode 25. Team 7 has finished the first Genin test. Friendship fluff for Team 7 and mild angst for Naruto. Please R&R
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sweetly Delicious by yukuro reviews
[Set in past] Sasuke spends a memorable day with his older brother. [ItachixSasuke]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Complete
No Honor among Thieves by Yami Maleci reviews
Satoshi is kidnapped and used against Daisuke and Dark. Will Dark be able to save him and steal the Staff of Shadows at the sametime? Please r&r! :cries: It's done now. :skips off to write next D. N. Angel fic:
D N Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,466 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005 - Satoshi H., Dark M. - Complete
Possession by Chesiere Cat reviews
Sasuke, now a 16 year-old ANBU gets a mission to track down the Akatsuki hideout. But during the mission, in order to save Naruto's life, he gets captured. This leads to something much more than he has ever bargained for. Yaoi. Incest. Complete
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 11/9/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quality Time by speedo fannypacker reviews
When the man who killed your entire family shows up at your door happy as a clam...what's a guy to do? revised
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Uchiha Therapy by KageNoKatana reviews
It's been decided. Uchiha Sasuke needs therapy. Dragged to a mental hospital, he's forced to consult with his comrades about his problems. Why is Itachi here?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/19/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005
Survivor: Naruto Style! by Niwatori Shimauma reviews
What happens when the Naruto crew gets stranded on a deserted island and have to live with each other? (Most parts are OOC but thats all for the sake of comedy)
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/14/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005
Anniversaries by Phoenix of Eternity reviews
One night every year, Uchiha Sasuke lets himself mourn the family he lost years ago.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/20/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,877 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Dance With Me by Rivetting Silence reviews
Male genins of the year 19Sumtin; Mission is a dance session, Kakashi in between classes is messing with Sasuke to force him to express his feelings. once he does. What about Sakura? WARNING KakaSasu COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,978 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Complete
Kumbahyah by Zevnen reviews
The four rookie teams have been taken on a camping trip. The teachers hope to develop their students' skills, if they don't kill each other first...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,582 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 2/3/2005
A Little Family Get Together by kimi no vanilla reviews
Kakashi hates celebrating his birthday, but Team 7 isn't going to take no for an answer.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Nintendo Mayhem by Lennee reviews
Kiba just got a brand-new awesomely cool Gamecube with Super Smash Bros. Melee for Christmas. He decides to invite all his comrades-in-arms over for a little play date. Mayhem ensues. One-shot. No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2005 - Complete
Itachi the Red Eyed Ninja by ShullBitter reviews
The classic Christmas song re-written for a very ninja Christmas! And to finish out the set of songs is Chapter 7, making this collection COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2004 - Published: 12/17/2004 - Complete
Caffeine by Avalon Estel reviews
What do you get when you cross the Fellowship with a cup of Starbucks coffee? Absolute mayhem. [Threeshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/24/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
For my best friend by Chesiere Cat reviews
AU. What if Naruto did become Sasuke's friend after the massacre of the Uchiha clan? No pairing just chibi Naruto and chibi Sasuke's friendship. Discontinued
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/28/2004 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Brothers by Geno Calamari reviews
Two brothers, both alike and dissimilar. During their last meeting, Sasuke realizes that he understands Itachi not at all. One-Shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,671 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2004 - Complete
Jakotsu and InuYasha sitting in a tree by Kitsune777 reviews
One night, under the new moon a perverse bourei decided to kidnap a defenceless young hanyou....
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,189 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 10/17/2003 - Jakotsu, Inuyasha
Faded Requiem by RurouniK18 reviews
The sequel to Red Dawn. Orochimaru returns with fresh intent...Relive the past to unveil the future. Pairings: Read the first fic. (Not saying the new ones) R&R!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 3/7/2004
Happily Ever After by Spectrum reviews
Just a bit of MiroSan fluff. Miroku gets his very favorite babysitter to humor him with a bedtime story.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,569 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/11/2004 - Miroku, Sango - Complete
Kitten Trouble by Bakura13 reviews
Sasuke is somehow, yet reluctantly, taking care of a kitten...Fear of cats. Kitten. Bad luck. Will he overcome his somewhat fear or have the most troublesome days? Swearing involved
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/11/2004 - Published: 3/29/2004
Dear Foolish Little Brother by solderini reviews
Like all good boys, Itachi writes home occasionally.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 4,317 - Follows: 429 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
On Call by Bakura13 reviews
Things go from bad to worse as Sasuke starts reacting a little sluggish and is getting more stubborn. Could it be that he is ill? Not to worry, Naruto and Sakura to the rescue! Or will it do more harm than good...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
The OOC Adventures of Kisame and Itachi by OMGtheNinjas reviews
Kisame and Itachi get a lame assignment to visit Orochimaru's theme park and decide to make the most of it. Now with Sound Love and Part V. Sasuke suffers the humilation of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,671 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/11/2004 - Published: 1/2/2004
Red Dawn by RurouniK18 reviews
Kakashi invites everyone to a beach party, but that's only the begining...when Itachi appears and truth is unmasked, the past and future will join hands and bring forth a red dawn. Pairings: not telling! -Complete!-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,703 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2004 - Published: 8/7/2003 - Complete
Takeout by Lisse reviews
Ron makes dinner. Hermione is amused. Shameless newlywed fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 31 - Published: 1/30/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Stormy Promises by Ladya C. Maxine reviews
Little Inuyasha is scared of thunder, but at least his big brother's always there to protect him. Oneshot.
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/27/2003 - Sesshomaru, Inuyasha - Complete
Bashing the Badfic by Amelia Silver reviews
Sesshomaru visits Inuyasha to hand over scrolls which seem to be...fanworks.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,717 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/26/2003
The Last Marauder by waiting4morning reviews
Remus grieves after the events in the Ministry of Magic and Snape unexpectedly comes upon him. OotP spoilers. No pairings; canon-friendly.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Remus L., Severus S. - Complete
The Attentions of a Transvestite Soldier by crystal-tokyo-princess reviews
Inuyasha has a bad dream...about Jakotsu! His worst fears in terms of that particular Shichinintai come true in his dreams!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2003 - Inuyasha, Jakotsu
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Ashes Ashes, We All Fall Down reviews
Prostitutes are dying one by one in London, all at the hands of a serial killer - Jack the Ripper. Sakura, Naruto and Sasuke's childhood friend, is a prostitute...can they unmask the psychopath before it's too late? Major character death warning. AU fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 27 - Words: 100,758 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Team Names reviews
After Sasuke changes them from Team Hebi to Team Taka, Suigetsu decides that it's only fair for him to have a say in the team name, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/5/2011 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Morgue Shelf Blues reviews
The first mistake was Kabuto mentioning Itachi. The second mistake was Sasuke throwing the punch. And the result? Kabuto and Sasuke, locked in a morgue shelf...together. Let the awkwardness ensue! KabuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,817 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Kabuto Y. - Complete
Old Habits Die Hard reviews
Jiraiya had never been much of an actor, but pretending was a lot easier than he thought it would be. JirSasu, JirOro, and OroSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,458 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Jiraiya, Sasuke U. - Complete
The Wedding reviews
Sequel to 'Kisame's New Boyfriend'. In which all of Konoha and the Akatsuki are invited to witness the joining of one happy and excited Kisame, and a very unyielding ticked off Sasuke. KisaSasu crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,251 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Kisame H., Sasuke U.
Marrow reviews
Crack crack crack, snap snap snap, twist twist twist, break break break. Soon, the sounds would be embedded so deep in his marrow that sanity would no longer be an option.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/29/2009 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Water Follows Beauty reviews
Sasuke is curious as to why Suigetsu followed him and stuck with him. Suigetsu's answer was surprising, to say the least...SuiSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Suigetsu H., Sasuke U. - Complete
To Take a Life reviews
Kill this infant, Sasuke-kun." Orochimaru tests his pupil's hardness and obedience in the cruelest way possible.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,424 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru
Kisame's New Boyfriend reviews
Itachi and Kisame decide that Kisame needs a boyfriend, because girls just aren't working for him, and Sasuke just happens to be the perfect candidate. CRACK! KisaSasu, because there's just not enough of this pairing. :P
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Stake Out reviews
Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten are normal teenagers nearing the end of their sleepover party. However, they're freaked out when they think someone is trying to break into the house, which leads them to have a comical stake out in the guest bedroom. Some OOC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,636 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Mission: Make Sasuke Smile! reviews
Naruto wonders why Sasuke never smiles, so they make a bet on it. Naruto has to make Sasuke smile by the end of the day. What tactics will Naruto use to get the stoic Uchiha to grin? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,184 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Jolly Ranchers reviews
Sasuke and Sakura had been going out for months and the Uchiha hadn't kissed her yet. It ate away at Sakura until she thought of a way to change that. SakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Recurring Nightmare reviews
Naruto keeps on running, chasing Sasuke, but his fingers are always an inch away. No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Mother Rin reviews
Sequel to 'Sister Sakura'. After questioning Kakashi about his old team, his pupils set out to find Rin to bring her back to be Kakashi's girlfriend! But does she feel the same way he does? KakaRin
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,062 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Kakashi H., Rin - Complete
Understanding reviews
For once, Sakura thinks of Naruto instead of Sasuke. Naruto and Sakura friendship, no pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
The Midnight Priestess Matetobe of Sesshomaru? reviews
The Midnight Priestess, a weapon of destruction and an artist of healing. What happens when she is captured by Lord Sesshomaru?
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,516 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/19/2008 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Sesshomaru - Complete
Not So Bad, But I Still Dislike You reviews
Tsunade assigns the two most unlikely people a mission: spend the day together and learn to understand each other. But they hate each other. What will the result be? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Sasuke U., Jiraiya - Complete
A Life for a Life reviews
Satoshi saved Daisuke from drowning, so Dark decides to return the favor. No pairings!
D N Angel - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,386 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Satoshi H., Dark M. - Complete
Numb reviews
Naruto landed punch after punch on Sasuke's face, yet the Uchiha couldn't feel the pain from a single one...it was almost as if he was numb...Songfic, Numb by Linkin Park. No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Father Kakashi reviews
Sequel to 'Brother Naruto'. It's Family Day again, but it's different this time. Instead of bringing in any family member, it's restricted to parents only. Once again, Naruto has Iruka, yet Sasuke has no one. No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sister Sakura reviews
Sequel to 'Father Kakashi'. Sasuke was fed up. The rules of Family Day kept changing, and he was running out of people to think of as family. Tons of Team 7 fluff.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Brother Naruto reviews
Every year the ninja academy has a Family Day, where the students bring in important family members or people that are important to them. Every year, Uchiha Sasuke is the only one who never has someone. NOT SasukeNaruto or SasukeItachi!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 10/23/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Quite the Contrary reviews
When Team 7 gets caught in a snowstorm, Sasuke gets separated from them and finds shelter in a cave. Itachi and Kisame happen upon the same snowstorm, and Kisame ends up in the same cave as Sasuke. What occurs? No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/6/2007 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Kisame H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hair Tie reviews
Hair ties are so troublesome. A short ShikaIno fic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Long Forgotten Memories reviews
Naruto is dying from a strange disease, and the only one who can save him is Sasuke. Naruto says he has the antidote, but Sasuke doesn't remember ever being given an antidote. Can he take the trip through his long forgotten memories to save his friend?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
As Much As You Think reviews
Sequal to 'Quite the Contrary'. You saw what happened between Kisame and Sasuke in the cave, but what happened with Itachi, Kakashi, Naruto, and Sakura? No pairings!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Itachi U. - Complete
Liar reviews
Uchiha Sasuke always keeps his promises. There is only one promise that he's ever broken, and it's to his best friend, Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Thing She Always Wanted reviews
When Sakura tries to stop Sasuke from leaving for Orochimaru, it ends up differently this time. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 361 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Day Uchiha Sasuke Met Dora the Explorer reviews
Sasuke is sick, so he decides to watch TV. Dora the Explorer comes on, and Sasuke feels the urge to answer her obvious questions with rude remarks. Warning, people who like Dora might be offened by this. :P
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
What Once Was, Is Again reviews
Although they manage to kill Naraku, everyone in Inuyasha's group is killed except for himself. Very near death and in his human form, he is found by Kikyo. Will their life return to what it once was? InuyashaKikyo, also some InuyashaKagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Inuyasha, Kikyou - Complete
Stronger than Steel reviews
Neji and Tenten have been going out for 3 months. When Tenten thinks Neji is cheating on her, how far will she go to take the pain away? NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Who Has It Worse? reviews
As team 7 goes to turn in a mission, Kakashi thinks about Sasuke and Naruto. He wonders, betweem the two of them, who has it worse?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
If I Said I Loved You reviews
Tenten always helps Neji out with his training. But lately, Tenten has been acting nervous around him, and Neji's determined to figure out what's bothering her so! NejiTenten
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Never Again reviews
This takes place when Sasuke is with Orochimaru, and Naruto has come to rescue him again. Sasuke is starting to ponder his exfriend's actions. When Sasuke is faced with a decison of fulfilling his revenge, or saving his friend, what will he choose?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Why Did You Not Pull Away? reviews
Itachi knows that Sasuke doesn't have enough hate, but he doesn't think Sasuke knows it himself. What will he do to make Sasuke realize it? NOT ItachiSasuke.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2006 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete