1BabyBoyhide bio
 So much great fanfiction out here! I concentrate my reading around POTC and OUATIM for I'm fascinated with Jack Sparrow and Sheldon Jeffrey Sands as drawn by the entirely wonderful Johnny Depp. Back in December 2007, I said: "Sometimes I imagine writing a story but I can't plot to save my life. If someone gave me a plot, perhaps I could develop character and dialog. Anyone want to co-write something?" Well, it's now October 2009, and the lovely Hils has asked me to role play Captain Jack Sparrow in two new Jack/OC stories she is now writing. I am honored by her faith and friendship! It's slow going, writing together, that is. There is an eight-hour time difference between us so we can't work together as much as I'd like. I've no idea when these stories will be finished, but please look for them. |
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Crossing the Bar by Honorat reviews
Norrington has a decision to make. In the process memories of the past are dredged up. Every once in awhile, I have to write some raving sailing. Norrington has finally got the Black Pearl trapped. Jack is bound to do something crazy, but will it be the last thing he does?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 156,550 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 11/23/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, James N.
Resurrectio by Honorat reviews
Two old friends or maybe enemies meet again post AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Anamaria
Twisting Fate by bobo3 reviews
A lot of things have not gone according to plan for Kendra. Not since Alex had begun spouting off flowery words at her. Part of a four story arc with rythmteck. ::Finally Complete::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 176,005 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Complete
Pearls of Knowledge by stretched rubbersoul reviews
Meet Pearl Murrow. A widowed writer who finds Jack Sparrow in her home. After blackmailing Jack, he begrudingly allows Pearl to come aboard his ship to observe the real life of pirates, so she can put realism into her novel. Full summary inside, some dram
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,993 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 3/22/2006
Of Maids and Swords by Blueraven33 reviews
Suddenly a hand grabbed her from behind, covering her mouth before she could cry out. She then felt the cold hard metal of his sword slide across her throat...“Now luv, I’m not gonna hurt ye. Daniella never did like pirates....
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,614 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 4/3/2006
A Different Story by rythmteck reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Map by Starlight8 reviews
Nell Montilice has no idea what her guardian had done to her nine years ago. Nor does she know the extent he will go to get her back. **COMPLETE**
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 358,842 - Reviews: 711 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/15/2003 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Silent House by Neon Daisies reviews
What are the thoughts of those who have to live through an unhappily ever after?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Complete
Sands Through The Hourglass by Scarlett Burns reviews
Post movie. Sands finds himself back in CIA hands, and his future is uncertain. A setup within the CIA puts Sands to the test, and he's forced to lay it all out on the line to gain proof about the conspiracy against him. COMPLETE
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 125,005 - Reviews: 589 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 11/6/2003 - Complete
Days by Neon Daisies reviews
Sands had a family that he left behind in order to go play spy. He's lost a lot, but has he discovered all his losses? Or are the poets wrong and you really can go back home again?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 82,280 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/21/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Complete
Saints and Sinners by Ani Sparrow reviews
Follow the adventures of Celia Hammond as she makes a new life for herself. But not quite the one she was expecting... Now rated M for adult content.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 115,877 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/10/2006 - Published: 10/5/2005
Life after Death by Helen Pattskyn reviews
Blind, helpless, and afraid aren't things Sheldon Sands ever thought would apply to him but after La Dia de los Muertos, nothing will ever be the same again. The only way Sands can make it is if he learns to trust someone...
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 50 - Words: 303,909 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Complete
Siesta by vanillafluffy reviews
Where are El Mariachi and Sands now, and how did they get there? Slash. Written for Yuletide 2005.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
No Good Deed Goes Unpunished by vanillafluffy reviews
When Sands visits El and Kate for Christmas, he goes exploring and finds himself in an uncomfortable situation. How is he going to get himself out of this one? PWP.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2005 - Complete
Taking Care of Business by vanillafluffy reviews
In the aftermath of the massacre at the Gomez hacienda, a cartelista is caught between the traitors in his own organization and the group that wiped out his friends. Can he trust an offer made by a man named Sands? Follow up to Clockwork Mexico. COMPLETE!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,870 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Complete
The Haunting Place by Citadel reviews
Reloaded & Censored' The ghost of the great Captain Romulus holds the secret to a legendary treasure and Captain Jack Sparrow must recruit a medium to help him find it, but she's less then willing to help. Chapter Twenty-nine: Cacho!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,645 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
Reawakening by vanillafluffy reviews
The post-hallucenogenic psychosis is fading, but Sands has another problem on his hands...one he hopes El Mariachi will help him with. Post-movie AU. El-Sands slash.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,752 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2005
Clockwork Mexico by vanillafluffy reviews
El Mariachi joins forces with Sands and an American mercenary to stop another deadly cartel. Silence of the Lambs meets Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Kate Martin rides again!
Crossover - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 31,428 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2005 - Published: 2/1/2005 - Complete
El Noche Before Navidad by vanillafluffy reviews
When OUaTiM meets The Night Before Christmas, strange things happen. Sands confronts a jingling intruder on Christmas eve. You've got to read it to believe it....
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
Out of the Past by vanillafluffy reviews
Sands. Pibil. Tequila. A redhead. ADULT SITUATIONS, ADULT LANGUAGE. One-shot to commemorate The Day of the Dead.
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,693 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/2/2004 - Complete
The Vampire Sands by Bainpeth reviews
What if Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands of Once Upon a Time in Mexico was a vampire?
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 136,082 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/2/2004 - Published: 11/1/2003
More Than Life by Neon Daisies reviews
What if you left behind a life of brutality and a family that used you? What if you found a man who reminded you of that family, yet had a decent side as well? What if the family you left behind rose up to reclaim you? --COMPLETE--
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,137 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
A New Life For Captain Jack Sparrow by Bainpeth reviews
Jack Sparrow must take on a new identity - that of a spy
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,993 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/8/2004 - Published: 10/10/2003
Writer's Perogative by vanillafluffy reviews
One shot fluff -- take one hormonal writer, add tequila and a Johnny Depp film festival -- tongue-in-cheek fun ensues. Emphasis on the tongue-in-cheek part.
Crossover - Edward Scissorhands & Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 20 - Published: 6/26/2004 - Complete
Darkness Bound by vanillafluffy reviews
Last seen blinded and bleeding, what happened to everyone's favorite rogue CIA agent after the events of OUATIM? Rated for bad language, gore, mayhem, and creative sportsmanship. Prequel to Clockwork Mexico. Enjoy! COMPLETE!
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,487 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Complete
Caught by the Past by rythmteck reviews
Sequel to 'Inconvenient' - A threat from Winn's past comes back to haunt the happy couple. No one comes out of life unscathed, but will they make it through this intact? Three lives are in the balance, and everything at stake. ::COMPLETE::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
More Than Eyes Alone Can See by Neon Daisies reviews
Sometimes what can't be seen is more important than what can be. A 'Sands gets back to the States' fic with a twist. That twist would be, no romance, just screwed up people trying to make it through life. ::COMPLETE::
Once Upon a Time in Mexico - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 129,546 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete