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Joined 03-01-06, id: 999947, Profile Updated: 01-28-11
Author has written 12 stories for X-Men: The Movie, Fantastic 4, Torchwood, Terminator, Pitch Black / Riddick, Star Trek: 2009, Priest, 2011, and Ironman.

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Could Have, Should Have, I'm Glad I Did That reviews
While the Enterprise is being repaired on Earth, Kirk drags Bones away from work and self loathing to work on a recruiting mission that will turn Bones' life upside down. Rated T for potty mouths! Leonard H. McCoy X OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,218 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - L. McCoy/Bones
Damnation and Repentance reviews
Black Hat finds the perfect partner to destroy the Church. He will find that there is more to vengeance than destroying things from your past.
Priest, 2011 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Black Hat
The First reviews
After spending his time thinking that he is the only Furyian left Riddick is suprised when a female Furyian is quite literally dropped infront of him. RiddickXOC
Pitch Black / Riddick - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011
We Had to Think Radically reviews
Marcus Wright is resurrected so that Sky Net may use him for a more nefarious purpose than before, how ever what Sky Net cannot predict is the power of love. Marcus WrightxOC.
Terminator - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 6/13/2010
Keeping Her And Baby reviews
Sequel to Why Do I Have to Keep Her, Johnny and Chill are starting a new and bold adventure into the unkown of having a baby. Now Johnny must be strong in mind and in stomach. Rated T for language.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 6/26/2010
Don't Waste It reviews
Tony helps the US government shut down a mutant experimentation facility and the result of him doing so is finding love where he least expected it. Tony StarkXOC
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,239 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony
I Hate Everyone But I Love You reviews
Victor is the only fully powered remaining Brother Hood member left so he breaks out some old and new friends. He finds love from a reluctant mutant. Victor Creed/OC Origins looking Victor.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,801 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Sabretooth
God It's Another Logan! reviews
A new student arrives at the institute and she is exactly like Logan! Scott prays, Kurt cusses, and Toad has fun!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 17,284 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 3/15/2006 - Logan/Wolverine
Mutant Rehab Gone Bad reviews
Pyro and Toad were given a choice. Go to jail or go to rehab. They choose rehab and form a hilarious and strange alliance with a strange young woman. Read story to get a better grasp of what I'm saying because if you don't evil monkeys will attack you.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2010
Fight Fire with Fire And get One Huge Fireball reviews
A new pyrokinetic shows up at the institute, but during her first mission meets Pyro. What will happen if the two fire starters just happen to have a few sparks between them. PyroOC
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 14,989 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Pyro
Why Do I Have To Keep Her? reviews
Reed's niece comes to stay with the Fantastic Four as an alternative to boot camp, but can Reed handle some one else who is a reckless as Johnny?
Fantastic 4 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,536 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Complete
Kissing Can Get You Pregnant reviews
Jack tells Ianto how he got pregnant and who the daddy was, but can he stay sane when people from his past come back to wreak his life, or so he thinks. Warning. Mpreg. Ianto/Jack John Hart/OC
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,219 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/21/2009 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Jack H.
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