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Joined 08-11-12, id: 4191942, Profile Updated: 10-21-12
Author has written 3 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.


Let's cut to the chase, shall we?

I am on a break while I get my livejournal account sorted. Once I am done uploading what I've got there, then I will update things.


If You'd Let Me - Unfortunately, I am having a little trouble with this one, so I will not be able to update as regularly. I have a few chapters in the works but writer's block is a bitch so it's all a bit of a slapdash bit-by-bit thing. Sorry! (Although there will be some loose ends tied up, so it should be worth the wait. Don't give up on me!)

In the Heart of the Forest - It's a canon/fantasy crossover, and it has an England related love triangle and some ScotEng. That's all I'm saying. I love fantasy, I grew up on Eragon, Artemis Fowl (which sort of inspired this in a way), Chronicles of Ancient Darkness etc. I've wanted to write one for ages. I will try from now on to update either this or IYLM weekly from now on.

Please Don't Send Me Roses - England x the World.

Basically I am having a major inspiration drought, so I will update as and when inspiration hits. Sorry!


I am a short elf with blue hair and orange eyes. My favourite food is Orc feet boiled in whisky. I am 427 years old. I come from Lower Sub-Norwood. I have a pet llama called Arnold.

None of the above is true. Unfortunately. Apart from the short bit. Also unfortunately.

Sad fact: I thought ftw meant Fuck the World for the longest time. I still think that's a better use for it.

I am in fact a female fourteen-year-old English socialist (although I am of Scottish and Irish as well as English descent), a pronunciation-and-grammar nazi, a passionate reader and a cynical romantic. Apparently it's hard to tell when I'm not being sarcastic. Although I think Shakespeare is overrated. But I love fairytales.

My favourite book is Le Petit Prince by Antoine de Saint-Exupery or Alice is Wonderland by the incomparable Lewis Carroll. Read them. My favourite language other than English is French, and my favourite other country is Scotland or France. My PenName is semi-bastardised from an Oscar Wilde quote - "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." I am a socialist, a feminist, pro-gay marriage and pro-choice.

I love:

- Hetalia

- Sherlock Holmes (books and TV series)

- Most books, but particularly fantasy or slightly weird and/or crazy books

- The Mighty Boosh

- Doctor Who

- Futurama

- Harry Potter

- Lists

I write Hetalia FF only - I can't quite bring myself to mess with characters that look like actual people.

I have three OTPs (so contradictory), and they're all non-Special Relationship England (not UK, they all have separate characters in my mind. Being separate countries, and all. Yes, I am an English Brit and picky with it) pairings:

FrEng (my first ever ship) PrussEng (really cute and historically very canon) and RussEng (Completely random but very cute, also a bit historical circa the 60s when England was Socialist and the Communist party in Russia was breathing down its neck about it)

My other loved pairings/shippings:

- PruHun (only Het pairing I like, mainly because Hungary was a badass when she hung around with Prussia and then became a sort of anti-feminist housewifey when she was with Austria)

- AusSwitz (Edelweiss pairing)

- GerMerica (this is basically from PrussEng because I have this whole Head Canon about them pairing up to rescue their drunken brothers when they get into deep shit)

- England X The World (particularly ScotEng, GerEng, RomaEng (as in S.Itlay, not RomanEngpire as I have christened it. So punny), RomaniEng (Romania) and FrEngUS (Blonde Triangle) apart from my three True Pairings (I will not call them OTPs if there are three of them))

- Frying Pangle with PruHun to win

- PruDen (controversial I know, but come on, they would make a really cool couple)

- SuFin. Because it's basically canon.

- Spamano sort of

I really hate older brother-younger brother pairings, Franada and USUK especially (except for ScotEng but that just seems to work to me somehow - it's like FrUK, they have too much history together to be ignored.) I don't mind Spamano because it's more a boss-employee relationship, which is OK I suppose. And I just can't see DenNor.

I like love triangles - the drama is so intense. And fun to write. Yeah, screw you. I'll doss about and write easy crap if I want to.

Thanks for bothering to read this, unless you just scrolled past, you lazy arse,


AliceStaresAtStars xxx

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Oresama's Nekogirisu by Erikroolsall reviews
After a faulty summoning ritual, England is turned into a cat and lands himself in Prussia's care. Dealing with his new 'owner', that blasted yellow bird, and the issue of escaping, England has his paws full.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,321 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 6/15/2011 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Germany's Britian by Little miss innocent liar reviews
What if Germany had won the battle of Britain? In fact, What if the Axis powers had won WWII? gereng geruk. Dark themes. Yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,588 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Germany, England/Britain - Complete
What it means to be a big brother by 42Lia reviews
Scotland isn't known to be the best brother in the world. Quite the opposite. But what happens when he learns that his little brother has become the love interest of half the countries on the globe? A not too happy Scotty is the world's worse nightmare!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 103,896 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 583 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/14/2014 - Published: 4/13/2012 - England/Britain, Scotland - Complete
Beginning by ayanami-verloren reviews
Getting kick out of the house is...who am I kidding? It sucks big time... Well maybe not so much.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,350 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 3/26/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia
Save Me From December by Meadowlark 9 reviews
A pathetic whore, like himself, getting injected with drugs in an alleyway doesn't sound like a lucky break, but he'd be surprised what miracle finds him. FrUK, RusAme, GerIta, Spamano, PruCan, minor USUK. Rated M for Language, Lemons, Torture, ect.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 51,725 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - England/Britain, France - Complete
On the slightly insane side by ayanami-verloren reviews
On this town, folks do not go out when the sun sleeps and the moon gazes through the horizon. There were rumours… things that lurked in the dark. Things the citizens grew up believing and at least heard once from the lips of their own kin and friends. The town is in a stand-still when those things crept about. But tonight there is an exception.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,865 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 7/27/2012 - Spain, England/Britain
The Witch and the Vampire by ayanami-verloren reviews
Did you know that witches/wizard's blood tastes and smells much more delicious than ordinary people?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 71,504 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 10/25/2011 - England/Britain, Romania
Get the Girl by tohkokizami reviews
The hero always wins the love of his damsel...Always. A darker look into Alfred's love for Arthur. USxUK FRxUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,680 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 12/14/2010 - America, England/Britain
And Two Devious Wolves by DestinyShiva reviews
Sequel to Our Scandalous Little Rabbit. Includes references to sex, masturbation, eventual sex, including toys, and one HELL of a lot of big plot-based setup. Also, it's FrUKUS.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,349 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 9/7/2010 - England/Britain
Bruises and Bitemarks by Little miss innocent liar reviews
What if England didn't win against Spain's Armada? What if he lost? spuk yes in that order SPAIN TOPS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/17/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Spain, England/Britain - Complete
You look beautiful when I'm drunk by 42Lia reviews
Germany is the only virgin of Europe. Quite a shocking and humiliating discovery for the German nation. Depressed, he did what any normal, depressed, self-ashamed man would do in such a case: Drink. And then, England walks in the pub. "Sex is fun! Once you try it, it'll feel so good you'll never want to stop!" Oh god ... what did he do!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,477 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/5/2012 - England/Britain, Germany - Complete
I wish I Knew by PartyInTheUK'sPants reviews
arthurxall school AU bullying Arthur was always hated in school for some unknown reason. One day he follows an orange light, leading him to someone or something that will change his life forever. How did that old saying go? Oh yeah, be careful what you wish for... because you might just get it. Just a harmless , little wish...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,682 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/2/2012 - Published: 7/21/2012 - England/Britain
The German Exchange by Jawshy reviews
Gilbert and younger brother Ludwig move to a completely new city, nothing like their hometown. They end up having to attend a fairly new school there, and meet lots of new faces, but Gilbert needs a new play toy, and a certain blonde bishi looks like the right match. AU, T for slight violence & crude humor, Hetalia High School, mainly PrusUK, some GerIta,Spanamo,AmeRus,AusHung.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,578 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 6/9/2012 - Prussia, England/Britain
When We Met by Jawshy reviews
Finally, the Cold War is over, but England can't help but feel bad for Prussia, especially since he made a promise to him when they were children... How can he get Prussia to forgive him? PrUK, Rated T for slight swearing, mostly friendship and angst, but there's a surprise at the end.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,627 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Prussia, England/Britain - Complete
Who said Three's A Crowd? by Jawshy reviews
"It felt weird, having tiny droplets of water splash on bare parts of your skin, because your soaking wet friend decided it was a good idea to hug you in drenched clothes at 7:35 AM in the morning while you were still in nothing but boxers." - England's house, threesome fic UK x Germancest , lemon/yaoi!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Germany, England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Arthur Liked Strawberries by Jawshy reviews
Arthur Kirkland? In a nightclub? Dressed up in punk? Such mockery! Of course, it can't be helped when a familiar face turns up in the crowd and brings back memories... AU. PrUK. Yaoi.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia - Complete
Scarves and Roses by Easily Distracted0720 reviews
Summary: A scarf got them a little closer to each other and fairies were playing at matchmaking. Watch Ivan and Arthur as they finally notice each other, the seed of attraction finally given its chance. Rating changed, just to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,418 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 10/7/2010 - Russia, England/Britain
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Please Don't Send Me Roses reviews
At least half the world gets roses from Arthur Kirkland. At least half the world has feelings for him. At least half the world never acts on them. WorldXEngland fic. Semi-historical, as in mentions events. Please vote on who he will end up with! Vote by review or PM. Uploaded Sundays. Canonverse. Read and review, it means a lot. T but rating may go up. ASAS xx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,589 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 9/16/2012 - England/Britain
In the Heart of the Forest reviews
Twice every year Arthur is absent and uncontactable. A group of nations attempt to find out why, but inadvertently discover a long-kept secret that unalterably changes their lives. Fantasy and canonverse combined! Some FrEng, RomaniEng, ScotEng, eventual PruDen AmeriCana. NOTE: Contains info about If You'd Let Me updates. Either read AN here or go to my profile. T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,017 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 9/15/2012 - England/Britain, France
If You'd Let Me reviews
Gilbert loves Arthur. Arthur loves Francis. Francis loves Arthur and everyone else. One fatal decision, three years of heartbreak - for Arthur and Gilbert both. When lines are blurred and love and friendship clash, things are bound to get sticky. Please read and review, it is so massively appreciated. Full summary inside. Luvyoubyee! ASAS xx
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,291 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - England/Britain, Prussia