Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.
06/07/2015: Good lord, I guess this still exists. Time marches on. Replace LJ with Twitter below—you know the name.
(If you somehow are looking at this and want to read ACTUAL fic written by me, go look me up on AO3, don't read the shit below that I wrote when I was LITERALLY 11, for fuck's sake.)
12/19/2011: So, I'm only bothering to update this because it would be embarrassingly easy for anyone who knows me to find this. (The hazards of not changing your online handle since you made it up when you were 10?) But I can't really bring myself to delete the profile below (for posterity's sake?) It's like a piece my personal online history! Still preserved, in its original form! So just assume that anything below this paragraph is woefully out-of-date, and possibly entirely incorrect. (Although I must say, I'm still kind of fond of my snarky eighteen-year-old self XD My emo-ass sixteen-year-old self? Not so much -.-) If you actually want to know anything even vaguely up-to-date about me, seriously, just check my fucking LiveJournal. (Although if you're reading this, you probably found it because you already know me FROM LJ, in which case this is totally redundant. WHATEVER. THIS IS TOO FUCKING LONG ANYWAY. ON TO SOMEWHAT EMBARRASSING TEENAGED SELF-DESCRIPTIONS!)
REVISED 06/06 REVISED 08/25/08
Looking back at the profile that I just deleted—the one that wrote when I was in sixth grade—almost makes me want to cry. (And reading how overly dramatic THAT sounds another couple years later makes me want to barf.) My life was simple; I thought I knew everything and I thought that I was plenty mature.
I wasn't. I was wrong, and that seems so obvious now. (Uhm. DUH.)
So I'm giving this account a fresh start. I apologize for any lingering immaturities that may still be around from when I foolishly created this account in fifth grade. (Okay, so maybe it wasn't foolish. I totally used it more then than I do now. But whatever, I digress.) It's been almost five (seven) years, and I can't even remember all the things that I did, or places that I went, so we're all just going to have to live with the fact that I can't erase everything I did years ago on fanfiction.net. (And by "all" I mean "me", since I highly doubt any of you actually care.)
I'm also sorry for how much of a teenage drama-whore I sound like right now. Yes, I'm aware of it. (Would you look at that, I left notes for my future self! How kind of me. It is good to know that I wasn't TOTALLY unaware of how I sounded XD) So I'll just stop the angsty reminiscing, and move onto the current stuff…
I'll just tell you right now, flat-out, that I am NOT going to read any Harry Potter stories here. Not unless I've had contact with the author, I've gotten a reliable rec, or they've got a damn good reputation. (And probably not even then, to be honest.) This place seems to have gotten even more Mary-Sue, bad AU & crossover, and liekOMG 1nt3rn3t 5p33k-infested while I've been gone, and since HP is the biggest fandom here, there's NO WAY I'm going to waste my time trying to dig through a sludge of fics to just maybe ONE good one (if I'm lucky). (Besides, let's face it—Harry Potter is SO 2005 ;P)
So what will I read? Well, at my own extreme disgust, my sister has managed to get me hooked on The O.C., so I will read Ryan/Marissa and Seth/Summer fics (don't even THINK about showing me a Ryan/Lindsay fic; can't stand that pairing). (Ugh, if I was disgusted then, imagine my disgust NOW at the fact that I read O.C. fic! Ugh >.>) I will also, from time to time, read the occasional Star Wars fic (Ani/Padme, Obi/Siri, or Han/Leia, of course). (No I won't. That's totally a lie. I deluded myself into thinking that I was into Star Wars fandom for years; I never was really all that into it, and whatever vestiges of any interest I may have once had in it have since gone away. Let's be honest, I just wanted to seem cool, 'cause Star Wars is cool XD) And beyond that, honestly, anything that seems well-written, and I can both understand without having seen/read the canon for it, and have the time to read, I will. (For more specific current interests, see below.) So...go ahead and rec anything that fits that description!
My fics. Oh man.
I actually don't really write fics anymore. (Also technically a lie, but most of the fics I write now are in Real Person Slash fandom(s), and thus will not appear here on FF.N. They can be seen on LJ, for interested parties, though.) The reason will become obvious if you read the fics that I've still got posted from when I was in fifth and sixth grade (I've removed one, and left two, just for old time's sake). (Although I have since admitted that the reason those sucked so awesomely was more due to the fact that I was IN FIFTH GRADE than me being a bad writer.)
Anything else? Hmm…I love to beta, and a review alone from me means that your fic is either quite good, or incredibly sucky. Usually I only bother with the former. (Still incredibly true! I review maybe...like, 1 in 2-300 fics I read on here? Approximately. Seriously, review on here from me means I not only bothered to write down my thoughts for you, I actually bothered to log in! gasp)
Beyond that…feel free to email me! I love talking with other fandom dwellers. (Unless you're stupid.)
For more information on me, please see my LiveJournal.
Fandoms I'm currently reading on FF.N (in no particular order): Life With Derek (Derek/Casey), High School Musical (Chad/Ryan), Ouran High School Host Club (Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki/Kyouya), various other dabblings (School of Rock, Drake & Josh, etc.)