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Joined 05-27-12, id: 4024587, Profile Updated: 01-17-15
Author has written 4 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, South Park, and Web Shows.

I drink juice while I'm writing because it's fucking delicious.

Ay yo my name's Alyssia and I like burgers

15 // Girl // Unknown home :)

Frerard, Cutters (Eric Cartman and Butters), Destiel, Ianthony and Rhink.

AO3: Dankee

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2001 - 2013 brb mcrying


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As Fun As Homework Can Be by Emberki reviews
Gerard Way gets a job teaching at Frank's school, but can Frank resist the temptation of the hot young man he has to see most days. Of course, this causes a whole lot of new problems - My Chemical Romance, Frerard - written by Emily
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,981 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Complete
Love Hate Relationship: It's Complicated by Cuz I'm The Wanderer reviews
As time flew by, their relationship evolved into something much more complex. Vulgar insulting has been replaced with mindless teasing. Kyle can't stop thinking about that fat-ass no matter how hard he tries. It's passed midnight and Cartman sneaks into Kyle's room. What the hell is he doing here! The boys are 16. Rated M for mild smut. Kyman one-shot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,678 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/16/2015 - Published: 10/21/2013 - [Eric Cartman, Kyle B.] - Complete
Physical Education by 2originalcents reviews
There are worst classes in this world than PE class.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2015 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
Ready? by 2originalcents reviews
Cartman and Butters learn a valuable lesson in not comparing their relationship with that of their peers.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman - Complete
The Accident by 2originalcents reviews
Nothing like a life-threatening accident to make Cartman realize what's important to him.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,169 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 12/18/2013 - Butters S., Eric Cartman
I'll Find You When The Sun Goes Black by Frankie Hale reviews
Frank is seventeen, but he believes his life may as well be already over. Gerard is your standard emo-fag in high school - until his family take on a new foster child: Frank. This is a Frerard story with dark themes containing abuse, rape, self-harm and eating disorder. This is how MCR began, and where they are now.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 147,772 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Moving back by Fozz reviews
It's almost 14 years since Brennan left Booth outside the church. But then finally deciding to move back to D.C, Brennan tries to keep Christine and herself as far away as possible from the FBI, but what happens when Christine get locked up in an elevator with Booth?
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 20,574 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 10/6/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - T. Brennan, S. Booth
Best Kind Of Mess (38 Days) by Spamano My Tomato reviews
Frank's life is a mess and when a one night stand with someone who listened to him burdened him with a baby, how will Frank cope? It's not easy when you're on your own, only seeing the father 38 days.Not a great summary. Frerard. Mpreg. Give it a try? :3
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/3/2012
Whiplash by espertortuga reviews
A day in the life of Smosh episode 5, with an interesting alternate twist. Ianthony
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Teacher, Preacher, Lover, Helper by Fanfic Cymraeg reviews
FRERARD ONESHOT. Teacher/Student pairing - you have been warned. What seems to be a totally normal day in school for Frank changes as soon as he meets the new English teacher...
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2012 - Complete
In The Closet by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian and Anthony sneak off during the shooting of "Parents Suck!" You should watch the "Parents Suck!" video before reading this, or it won't make much sense.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Waiting Up by usernamesarecool reviews
Smosh: Ian/Anthony. Ian comes home drunk one night, and Anthony isn't quite sure what to do with him.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,690 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Smosh - Complete
The New Girl by MegBuscus Bro13 reviews
Scarlet is Smosh's new neighbor...and she has a major crush on Ian! Will she be able to win Ian's heart or just be stuck as a guest-star forever? Rated T because you know...it's Smosh :P
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,319 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/20/2012 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Smosh
Frerard – Forbidden Love by MyChem4life16 reviews
Third Frerard. Don't want to give too much away, but Gerard's failing in music class and Mikey has an idea that will change Gerard for good. I think all good Frerard's have a little sexual content ;D I do not own any MCR members, unfortunately.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 48,786 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Complete
I Already Knew by Little-Retard reviews
Ian's been acting weird lately. What's wrong with him? Ianthony Ian/Anthony Fluff/Angst
Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Smosh - Complete
Just a joke? Smosh by KujiraHanma reviews
Ian and Anthony slash - Both find a way of sharing things they are missing and discover unexpected feelings.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,989 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Smosh - Complete
How to Take Care of Mikey Way by ShayminLove98 reviews
You just bought an Adopt a Mikey Way, but have no idea how to take care of him! Well, here's a manual!
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Complete
DESTROYA! by screamersilent reviews
My chemical Romance Frerard. Gerard needs some inspiration for Destroya, and Frank is happy to help. Rated for sexual content.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Complete
You Can Run Away With Me by Consulting Shippers reviews
Frank is kicked out of his home for being gay and resorts to hitch-hiking. Gerard picks Frank up. It's a frerard. Don't like? Don't read.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,094 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
You Know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison by Muttly13 reviews
Frank finds himself falling in love with Gerard more and more each day, but doesn't notice until he's too far into this love. How does Gerard feel about Frank? Story takes place in 1996, Frank is 16 and Gerard is 19, Mikey is 15. Reviews would be lovely.
Crossover - Parodies and Spoofs & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,237 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Complete
Shh, Daddy's Here by SkyFlowerCloud reviews
A small moment with baby Bandit and her Daddy, Gerard Way. Kinda Fluffy. Please R and R! Based on a picture I saw on a friends phone. K For ONE swearword and that's it.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Drop the Dagger and Lather the Blood On Your Hands by Cannibal Glow reviews
“Frig off. You’re not exploding out of your jeans right now.” I complained, adjusting my belt so it didn’t kill my insides. Gerard got a sly smile on his face. “You want me to be?” ' Frerard.
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 29,604 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 1/26/2009 - Published: 9/30/2008
I was in love with a BOY! by ThanksForNothing reviews
Frerard, including Mikey, Bob, Ray etc. I do not own mcr or the ppl sigh . NEW ALTERNATIVE ENDING! Pls read and review! xx
Making Friends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,377 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
I Mean This, Forever by Cannibal Glow reviews
Frerard, of course. " “Huh?” I sat up, once again too fast, and saw Gerard leaning against the door frame in just a pair of pyjama pants, smoking a cigarette. And that was when I passed out. "
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,147 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 17 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
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Boys Will Be Boys reviews
Frank's pretty fucked up but that's okay because Gerard's fucked up too. Frerard Mpreg. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING BUT IT WOULD BEEN PRETTY RAD IF I DID.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,362 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 10/18/2013
Sleep reviews
Ian gets chronic nightmares. Ianthony high school AU
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 1/12/2015 - Smosh
Nearly Never Did Learn reviews
Eric Cartman is an asshole but Butters doesn't seem to see it. So when Cartman tells- doesn't ask, tells- Butters he's the brunet's new boyfriend, it wasn't much of a problem. It also helped that Butters was fucking dead in love with the not-so-anymore-just-kinda-broad-and-fluffy fatass. Cartman needs to learn to be nice. (Disclaimer: Don't own nothing, totally wish I did though.)
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/27/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Butters S., Eric Cartman, Kyle B., Stan M.
Rain or Shine reviews
Frank hasn't seen his boyfriend in a month. He plans the whole day out but it doesn't go quite like that. There are lots of obstacles him and Gerard go through but rain or shine, Frank was going to make this a good day. {FRERARD ONE SHOT. I do not own anything other than the plot. :D}
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,871 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2013 - Complete