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Joined 01-27-04, id: 529347, Profile Updated: 12-13-12
Author has written 7 stories for Song of the Lioness, Chrono Crusade, Saiyuki, and Charles Dickens.

NOTE: Penname change. Less fangirlish, but only slightly. Don't worry, I still ship Kel and Neal. Who doesn't?

I hail from California, where contrary to popular belief, it is NOT sunny all year round. I'm rather fond of the rain, though, so it's okay.

I am absolutely addicted to the following: frozen yogurt (esp. pistachio flavored), playing goalkeeper, writing, reading, dancing like an idiot, dry humor, Broadway soundtracks, chocolate,Whose Line, webcomic, Gaiman, Harry Potter books, anything Discworld, Good Omens, sci-fi, fantasy, eyeliner, the Goo Goo Dolls, Jack Russell Terriers, The Boondock Saints, acting, Speech, raspberries...the list runs on and on.

On the Japanese side of the sea, I like a lot of stuff. Well-done dubbing is alwaysa plus, too, which is why my favorites include Chrno Crusade, Saiyuki, and Full Metal Alchemist. Bebop, Trigun, GetBackers, Fruits Basket, and Spiral, if only for the cheesy one-liners. I like any manga versions of the above, plus Yellow, Hana-Kimi, and Eerie Queerie.

My favorite authors are Tamora Pierce, Terry Pratchett, Garth Nix, Charles Dickens, Eoin Colfer, Meg Cabot, Neil Gaiman...the list goes on and on.

I am a slasher. Haters will be toasted. Mmm.

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The Seven Deadly Sins of Holly Short by slime frog reviews
Holly gets cursed on the way into work (as you do) with a hex that means for the next seven days she will experience each of the seven sins. Needless to say chaos insues. Rated as secondary humour in account of my attempt to be funny...
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,667 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 7/11/2005 - Published: 12/9/2003
Hogwarts High by Siriusly Amused reviews
COMPLETE WITH EPILOGUE! Hogwarts High is a normal high school. The HP kids have no magic. This is a story about normal kids attending a high school with a weird name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 92,822 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/8/2005 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
An Amusing Account of Angelic Addiction by H.J. Bender reviews
In the days when angels walked the earth with clubs and demons dressed as conquistadors comes a tale of overseas adventures, rioting pirates, and the true story behind the history of chocolate. Rated PG13 for slashiness and green teeth.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2005 - Complete
The Breakroom by KarotsaMused reviews
The Sanzo-ikkou act within the world of fanfiction as best they can. This is where they go when they need a break. Fourth wall? What fourth wall?
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 85,981 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Complete
Tortallan Truth or Dare by Seadragon reviews
The Tortallans are suckered in to a Truth or Dare gameshow, hosted by none other than the Marauders! They're in for a wild ride! [Chapter 13 is up! Wow that took me a long time... Enjoy it people]
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/2/2005 - Published: 8/19/2003
Jesse's Scar by LolliliciousLolly reviews
A naïve Suze wistfully daydreams, imagining how Jesse got his scar...[One Shot.]
Mediator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Complete
Talk in Tongues by Vitani FyreWolf reviews
An introspective vignette about the communication in the relationship between two who have become more than essential to one another. The most beautiful light is that seen after a time of darkness. RosettexChrno. One-shot.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Complete
It Could Be Worse 4th Season by Sulia Serafine reviews
The final part of the four year-old series. Complete
Protector of the Small Quartet - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 81,995 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/2/2004 - Complete
MarySue and Plotless Authors Anonymous by Evil Minds Think Alike reviews
We have a mission. Know what that mission is? Well, obviously not, because we haven't told you yet! Anyway, our missions is to poke fun- I mean- help and provide support for those authors who are struggling...
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,169 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/9/2004
Oh, Rats! by Spinner Dolphin reviews
Um...This is VERY random. Too bad there's no weird genre, cause that's where this belongs. Anyway, one of Numair's experiments explodes sending DN into a strange world dominated by giant rats.
Immortals, Tamora Pierce - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2004 - Published: 1/16/2004 - Complete
The Perks of Getting Knocked Up by Nicole11 reviews
What’s the best way to get a guy? According to Ginny, make him jealous, get pregnant, and reluctently leave him for someone else. HG Rating for sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,163 - Reviews: 1105 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 11/20/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Feminine Wiles by grandlarseny reviews
Kagome's broken Inuyasa's rosary! But fear not! Kaede has another one. But what's this? KAGOME HAS TO PUT IT ON HIM HERSELF? Watch Kagome carry out her kinda evil plots on an unsuspecting halfbreed with some SangoMiroku spying on the side
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,770 - Reviews: 703 - Favs: 1,575 - Follows: 161 - Published: 1/27/2004 - Inuyasha, Kagome H. - Complete
Look Mommy! It's Raining Shoes! by Seadragon reviews
“What else could I throw at you? Besides, it’s the damn shoe’s fault you’re laughing in the first place!” Keladry and Domitan bicker, poor Dom gets beaten, arrested, and bruised. Raoul gets a bit of a pay off, and Yuki finally gets a new doll…
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,029 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2003
The Hogwarts Diaries by Haley J. The Bat reviews
Ginny, Harry, Ron, and Hermione are all writing in their journals this year. And it's a good thing too, because amidst all of Ron and Hermione's drama and Harry and Ginny's fluffiness, some darned funny stuff is going on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,141 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2003 - Published: 1/30/2003 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Free Falling by Arsahi reviews
Long ago, the tools of Abscador were forged to make a man a god. The Master has finally deciphered the codes and intends to take Lady Knight Keladry of Mindelan as his bride. To what lengths can a man be pushed for friendship, honor, and maybe even love?
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 139,038 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/28/2003 - Published: 9/4/2002 - Tortall - Complete
Search for the Six by Lady Katharine Heartspark reviews
IT IS OVER. MY MASTERWORK IS FINISHED. Time for the epilogue! You still want a summary? *sighs* Here goes: Kel and Neal are given a mad quest and must dash from country to country before time runs out and Tortall falls . . . K/N and a plot! Read it!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,617 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
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Regrets reviews
Tale of Two Cities. Sydney Carton hates Charles Darnay because Darnay represented all that he might have been. But somewhere deep within that hate lies hidden admiration. Carton's musings before his execution.
Charles Dickens - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/4/2005
Understandings reviews
I never sought to be understood, and yet he understood me. Gojyo's pessimistic introspection on his relationship with Gonou. Rating for mild 58-ness and language.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4/1/2005
Musings reviews
Sometimes, when the day is quiet, I consider her smile. Oneshot Chrno angst.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/19/2005 - Complete
Ode to Chrno reviews
A Shakespearean sonnet that I wrote during English, paying homage to that purple-haired devil we all know and love. Rating for fangirl obsessiveness.
Chrono Crusade - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 209 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005
Healer's Touch reviews
Kel rides into battle to protect New Hope, leaving Neal behind. But when disaster strikes, all hope turns to our favorite green-eyed healer. Can he hold up under the pressure in order to save his best friend? KelNeal eventually. COMPLETE..ish
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,535 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Tortall - Complete
The Castle of Horrors reviews
When our favorite Tortallan characters are trapped in a castle with a psychotic killer, chaos ensues. Who will survive? Who will meet their grisly doom? (A fic written purely for my own entertainment) Rating for violence and scary humor.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
New Evils reviews
When a new mage begins to carry on Blayce's cruel legacy, it's up to Kel to perform her duties as Protector of the Small. Along for the ride are Tobeis Boon and his best friend, Loey. Yes, it's a TL story, for once.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,633 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2004