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Joined 04-27-09, id: 1915964, Profile Updated: 02-28-10
Author has written 16 stories for Naruto, Charlie Bone, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Doctor Who, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hi there! Thanks for stumbling to my little profile here in this teensy corner of the cyberworld.

I like a lot of things.

I hate a lot of things. Probably more than what I like.

And I have no opinions on others.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Chardonnay in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO HOO, What a Ride!"

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Lil' Ninja by Temari101 reviews
The Naruto Characters in elementary school. Naruto, Shikamaru, and Chouji weren’t the most popular kids in school. In fact no one really liked them at all. They were always picking on them, and no one ever talked to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 54,592 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Wallflower's Curse by ChemicalCountess reviews
"You would die for her." She restated. "But you're not willing to do anything to get her. What's wrong with you?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A.
One shots: Neji and Tenten by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
100 Nejiten oneshots. Chapter 100 - Happy Birthday Neji!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 248,173 - Reviews: 2689 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 7/3/2011 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Let's Back Up by Juupitrie reviews
"Naruto, do you even know what a 'backup spouse' is?" "Of course I do!" "Well, then, you're a jerk!" "Ok…wait, I lied. I don't get it, I guess…" NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,747 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Bedsheets by hahahero reviews
You're in love? Oh, but you're France. You can't be in love. FranceEngland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/17/2010 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Ino's Smile by Shadow Owner reviews
It'd been a while since Ino smiled that smile. Birthday tribute to Ino.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,617 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Hana I., Team Ten - Complete
Konoha's Will of Fire by Shadow Owner reviews
From generation to generation, the Will of Fire continues to burn in Konoha... Birthday tribute to Shikamaru.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/22/2009 - Neji H., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H. - Complete
Clay and Butterflies by Akatsuki210 reviews
Having been forced to join Akatsuki, Deidara is in a glum mood. But his outlook changes when he meets a fellow artist in the organization...and it's not who you might think. MANGA SPOILERS. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Deidara, Konan - Complete
Lonely And Unnoticed by shinoandme reviews
Two lonely ninja's, one field trip, and one roller coaster. Will they realize what the others -cough- Shikamaru -cough- have noticed?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Two Birds, One Stone by lilkyonkyon reviews
Hiashi knows it’s time for Hinata and Neji to get the Talk. He decides to kill two birds with one stone and tell them at the same time. Rated for innuendo. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Dearest Mother in Heaven by Light and Noise reviews
Sequal to 'Gaara's Thoughts'. Gaara is in his sand shell in the Finals of the Chuunin Exams. This is what really happened inside Gaara's sand shell when Sasuke thought he saw Shukaku's eye. Crack!Gaara ShukaxChibi implied.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
Friend of Mine by KibaHina927 reviews
My first story!Kiba and Hinata!- A friend of mine. That’s all what Hinata thinks of Kiba. But Kiba doesn’t feel the same way. When Hinata breaks his heart, will Kiba finally feel the same way Hinata feels about him?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Always the Quiet Ones by Lyra Kamiya reviews
When he left before, he came back eventually... but a girl can't wait forever, can she? It'll be best for her if she just learns to move on... AR, Eventually ShinoHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Water by Silverfang4 reviews
Growing up in one type of environment, makes others all the more fascinating. Cute little friendship fic where Naruto takes Gaara on a vacation. AU, possibly OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Cooking 101 by Silverfang4 reviews
Yachiru wants cookies. Kenpachi cooks. Ichigo helps. I really am horrible at summaries. An amusing little oneshot, rated T, although that's probably too high. Hope you read and enjoy. Something does blow up/gets destroyed.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Ichigo K., K. Zaraki - Complete
Full Bloom by Verboten Byacolate reviews
ShikaIno. He doesn't know whether to consider himself lucky or troubled that he will always be the one to see her in full bloom.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y. - Complete
Cupcakes and spiders by shinoandme reviews
Hinata goes to Shino's house to make cupcakes. What will happen when she is faced with a fear? ShinoHina fluff. I had to delete this story and re upload! It's for my fans. I have no fans...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H. - Complete
Another Ingenious Novice by Zinbuki-san reviews
Hinata has been assigned a solo mission and things aren't looking good. The poor girl is stuck keeping constant eye on a testosterone-driven shinobi. The worst part? She'll never look at Shino the same way again. --Inspired by Bya-chan's Ingenious Novice
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/5/2009 - Published: 10/2/2008 - Hinata H., Shino A.
Egyptian Rescue by Liris reviews
Grub is taken hostage, and Holly and Trouble have to rescue him. H/T. Oneshot. It's better than it sounds, I promise! If anyone has a better idea for a title, let me know?
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,114 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Holly S., Trouble K. - Complete
Back to Back by Shadow Owner reviews
He'd only ever seen her lose her cool once...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Shikamaru N., Gaara, Temari - Complete
No Angel by Coconabanana reviews
Shamal hates kids. That’s why he wondered why he agreed to babysitting the two siblings. As far as he remembered, babysitting the Boss’ children was not on the job description list of a genius doctor like him.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Shamal, Bianchi - Complete
Childhood Nighmare by crysteelia reviews
AU My version of Naruto's past. Naruto will be a bit smarter and defiantly more powerfull. Rated T for later contant and to be safe. Please notify me of any spelling mistakes. Enjoy! naruhina nejiten shikatem oc/oc, maybe sasusaku, maybe. On hold.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Not Another My Immortal Parody by cinnamonprincesss reviews
Yet another parody of the infamous 'worst fanfiction ever' by XXXbloodyrists666XXX. Thanks to her for all the hours of entertainment her fanfiction has given me. It all gets a bit Monty Python at the end. T for referances to adult themes. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Complete
Slumber Party by orphan mia reviews
Hinata is throwing a slumber party. Kiba and Shino are invited. Feeling arise, and will they be shown or hidden? Only time... and reviews will tell! After the time skip. Shino x Hinata. Please Read and Review! COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,540 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 8/5/2007 - Published: 3/15/2007 - Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Henge no Jutsu by I-Heart-Hatake-Kakashi reviews
RE-EDITTED. What happens when the boys of the rookie nine and team Gai switch places? The final chapter in this story… who won the bet? And what do the losers have to do?... hehehe enjoy. COMPANION story to WSFO
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
The Hobby by Galance reviews
Gaara took up a nice little pastime, much to his siblings' delight. What is his hobby? Well... They're not exactly sure. Rated for bad words. Sandsib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
What Twenty Comrades Think About Yamanaka Ino by Kaara reviews
A compilation of thoughts regarding a certain loudmouthed kunoichi. VariousIno. OneShot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Ino Y. - Complete
When I die by la bellatrix reviews
Naruto is in love.He wonders if he'll ever be loved.....if he dies....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 379 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2006 - Naruto U.
The Cake by Galance reviews
Temari walks in on something she would have least expected. Set after episode 80, contains no spoilers. Sandsib fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Through Stitches by firefly reviews
A ripped shirt. That's all Gaara communicated with, sending one every time his siblings attempted conversation.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,758 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 102 - Published: 2/26/2006 - Kankuro, Temari - Complete
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/25/2004
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Recondite reviews
Because things change in desperate situations. And people can change as well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 986 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2010 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Britain and Tea reviews
England loves his tea. More than most things. And, as the official lover of tea, he proudly announces what he was working on all night. The others? They really couldn't care less.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 644 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Extreme Master reviews
Ryohei is and will always be the Extreme Master. Collection of drabbles about Ryohei Sasagawa. 3. Ryohei knew that he was falling, but he loved it.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Ryōhei S.
Silence reviews
They never had anything to say to each other. They revolved around their silence. Hibari and Gokudera friendship ficlet.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/19/2010 - H. Gokudera, K. Hibari - Complete
Daisy's Offers reviews
He was Daisy. He heard, and he followed. Ficlet on Daisy, and why he followed Byakuran.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Daisy, Byakuran - Complete
Bridging Gaps reviews
A large gap separated them from what they were when they were younger. But still, they're the same and the Master will always be stubborn.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
20 Truths About Gokudera Hayato reviews
Because he's a walking contradiction and he's happy with that. 20 Truths style, slightly introspective? Oneshot.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/30/2009 - H. Gokudera - Complete
In The Middle of Nowhere reviews
Shikamaru is forced into holding a party for everyone by his father. The only problem is that they'll be in the middle of nowhere, with no adults accompanying them. Disaster is predicted. Shino/Hinata, Neji/Ten, Kiba/Ino, Shika/Tem.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,780 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/16/2009 - Shino A., Hinata H.
Ties of Friendship, Love and Hate reviews
100 themes challenge. Oneshots not related to each other. Chapter 3: Shikamaru contemplates about Ino, the light of his life. Onesided Shika/Ino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,152 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Shikamaru N., Ino Y.
School through Email reviews
Reading the emails of one certain class can make you realise a lot. School can be wild, characters can change, love can be found...through email. Modern, AU. Eventual Shika/Ino
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Ino Y., Sakura H.
Questions reviews
Ino is working at the Yamanaka flowershop as usual. Shikamaru comes in for a flower, but why? And who for? Shika/Ino oneshot. Crappy title.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
I'm the Genius reviews
Shikamaru is cloud-watching as usual when Ino comes for a talk. Oneshot fluffy thing. Ino/Shikamaru
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/19/2009 - Ino Y., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Maybe reviews
Neji is angry with the Hyuuga main branch, and resolves to make Hinata more like the heiress instead of so shy. NOT Hyuugacest
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Something to Say reviews
It's night, and Julia and Paton are awake in Ingledew's Bookshop. Paton has something to say.
Charlie Bone - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Complete
The Night reviews
Crappy title, I know. Drabble. Gaara is awake at night and thinking. Oneshot, I think, but that might change to more drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Gaara, Shukaku - Complete
NiiSama reviews
Kankouro thinks about how Gaara had changed, and how he hadn't really helped. Then he decides to do something he wouldn't have dared to before. Brotherly love. Oneshot. First fanfic.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete