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aVeryFineFrenzy welcomes you to the greatest profile page on the entire internet! Seriously. It's the greatest.

This penname is a joint account between two of the strangest people out there: Koukla22 and AnasellaEmm.

They figured that their individual writing wasn't corrupting enough youth, so they decided to join forces and write collaborative stories that will hopefully not ruin humanity.

These two authors share several mutual interests which include: "The Office"; All things Greek and ethnic; Harry Potter; good music; comparing schedules; feeling uncomfortable about writing love scenes; translating the phrase "bisexual walrus" into Russian and innumerable other languages, flirt plants, the fine art of flames; and prompets (especially strawberry and raspberry).

Quotable quotes:

From "The Office"

Michael Scott: (bringing in steaks) Who wants some man-meat?
Dwight Schrute: I do. I want some man-meat.
Jim Halpert: Michael, Dwight would like your man-meat.
Michael Scott: Well then my man-meat, he shall have.

Michael Scott: Do I want to be feared or loved? Um... easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

Ryan: Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott: It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan: I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott: Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?

Michael Scott: You know what this is like? I'll tell you what this is like. This is like when freshmen would throw a party and wouldn't let any of the seniors go.

(naming teams)
Jim Halpert: Okay. We will be Voldemort.
Dwight Schrute: He-who-must-not-be-named? I wouldn't do that.
Jim Halpert: (chanting with team) Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort! Vol-de-mort--
Dwight Schrute: Ok, seriously. You really shouldn't be saying that. Please, please, please.

Michael Scott: Is Jan in yet?
Hunter: I think she's coming in later.
Michael Scott: Could you give her a message for me when she gets in?
Hunter: Sure.
Michael Scott: Just say, 'I want to squeeze them.' It's code. She'll know what it means.

Mrs. Allen: I don't care. It was disgusting. Cartoon characters having sex?!
Dwight Schrute: May I point out that the sex appeared to be consensual, both animals were smiling.

From Elsewhere

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later. – Mitch Hedberg

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. – Rodney Dangerfield

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Crimes of the Heart by Koukla22 reviews
Hermione's haunted past sends her running into Sirius' arms. She gives him her body though her love belongs to her husband. But Sirius wants more... he wants it all... he wants everything she has to give.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,755 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 10/9/2016 - Published: 9/6/2007 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
It's About Time by Koukla22 reviews
Struggling to adjust after being sent back to the Marauder's time, Hermione finds the love she's always yearned for, but at what cost? If James Potter is the man of her dreams then why can't she stop thinking about his best friend?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,351 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 350 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 137,128 - Reviews: 3894 - Favs: 9,341 - Follows: 2,143 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Turn into Something Beautiful by Countess of Abe reviews
Oneshot challenge. In a rapid succession of actions, they had launched into a frenzied kiss that overpowered their senses. His lips were just as soft as his fingers and he tasted like the beach.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,342 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Dean T., Pansy P. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1079 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Call Me 'Mione by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot Challenge. Charlie Weasley was the most arrogant man Hermione had ever known. If he thought he could sway her with those winks of his or that lopsided grin... Well, he might just be right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,711 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 36 - Published: 10/5/2007 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
At Last I Find You by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot. Two handsome, dark haired wizards are in love with Lily Evans. One takes all she has to give, while the other loses everything he never had. SeverusLily.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,034 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Two Hearts, One Soul, You and I, Forever by Countess of Abe reviews
...DH SPOILERS...What really happened on the train between Victoire and Teddy? Fluffy little oneshot for the true romantics out there!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Complete
Within You and Without You by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot. Severus and Lily meet for, what may be, the last time. If there ever was a moment to share their innermost yearnings, this would have to be it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Clair de Lune by Koukla22 reviews
OneShot. Severus and Lily meet by moonlight. Just for tonight...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete