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Joined 01-22-02, id: 158583, Profile Updated: 09-27-15
Author has written 20 stories for Sailor Moon, Game X-overs, Final Fantasy VII, and Castlevania.

Oh man it's been awhile. Five years i think. Something like that. I thought I'd clean up a bit. Which means I should probably remove some stuff for editing and get rid of the old poorly written fics that I don't like. Although they may show up elsewhere sometime. If so I'll link. I could always rewrite them better if I decide that's a good idea. I don't know. I'll have to think about it. I kind of want to start fresh. Yet I've had this account forever. It looks like my oldest stuff is from 2002. Might as well keep it around.

Why did you delete stuff?: Other than deleting a few really badly written fics from over ten years ago it was for grammatical error, spelling and editing issues. My horrible magnum opus, Showdown in Midgar Gulch is full of these. Anything I could not finish might as well go too. If they ever get finished I'll put them back up. I'd hate to leave fics lingering here covered in dust. I kept the two old Castlevania fics up because while they are terrible I couldn't stop laughing when I read them.

What are you going to put up in their place?: Well, probably things of a similar vein. I just can't seem to get super serious. So parodies and comedy mostly. I might mix genres together. I just wanted a fresher start.

I ran into some issues with Your Only Friend. But the one I uploaded just now should be the right and final version.

Well enjoy I guess.

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The Cape Incident reviews
Someone who is totally "not" Zoisite has accidentally has ripped Kunzite's cape. And now someone is going to have to pay for it. Dearly. But "not" Zoisite. He's innocent. Honest.
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,805 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2015 - [Kunzite/Malachite, Zoicite/Zoycite] Jadeite/Jedite, Nephrite/Neflite - Complete
Can Tab
Reno and Rude are drinking soda (they're on duty) while walking through an alley. Rude keeps pulling the tab of his can. Reno has an idea of what he's doing and why. It's a short light hearted fic.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 895 - Published: 10/1/2015 - Complete
Your Only Friend
Jadeite just wants Nephrite to leave him alone. But due to the latter being rather inebriated he just can't get rid of him. This forces Jadeite to deal with some feelings he has a hard time understanding. Nephrite/Jadeite implied but no heavy content.
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Published: 9/27/2015 - [Jadeite/Jedite, Nephrite/Neflite] - Complete
Late Mistletoe reviews
An after Christmas story about Reeve and Elena waiting for the train. Someone left some mistletoe hanging overhead... Cute and kind of sappy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 843 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2009 - [Elena, Reeve T.] - Complete
Mistletoe Mischief reviews
It's Christmas time and Reno has decided to pull some naughty pranks with Mistletoe! He's getting kisses from all the hot guys whether they like it or not. And he's got a grand finale planned for Elena. Lots of M/M kissing and references to naughty stuff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Reno - Complete
Comfort for Rude reviews
Rude is tired and Reno thinks he's coming down with something. So he sits Rude down and comforts him. Short and cute. Mild RudexReno. Rated T because it suggests naughty stuff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/11/2009 - [Reno, Rude] - Complete
Hot and Sweaty reviews
It's a hot and sweaty day in Midgar and Elena's just trying to relax and keep cool on her day off. But Reno decides to spend the day with her when his air conditioner breaks down. His lack of manners drives her up the wall at every turn.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Elena, Reno - Complete
Marriage Talk reviews
Reno and Rude are relaxing after a battle with Cloud's party. Reno brings up a rather embarrassing move on Rude's part and then proceeds to tell Rude what it would be like if he and Tifa got married. Sentimental comedy.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Train of Consequences reviews
Tseng endures one annoyance after another while riding the train home from work. And to top it all off he's getting a migraine from it all!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,930 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Tseng
Gongaga Interlude reviews
A lil' thing I wrote some time ago. It takes place after the Turks fight with Cloud at Gongaga. Reno and Rude are having a rather humorous conversation while waiting for Elena to return from the village. She had to use the bathroom. Fun character stuff.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Reno, Rude - Complete
Worth Knowing reviews
A sweet little fic about Rude and Tifa. Rude is drinking at 7th Heaven and contemplating how to tell Tifa that he likes her. Reno meanwhile, is passed out drunk having a naughty dream about Elena. Innocent. Save for the naughty Reno part.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - [Rude, Tifa L.] Reno - Complete
Size Matters reviews
Reno, Rude, Reeve and Elena are having coffee in the cafeteria. Reno starts talking about "sizes" and grossing poor Elena out. Rude gets very annoyed. But poor Reeve makes out the worst. Mildly pairs the characters in a comical way. Lots of naughty humor.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,766 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Complete
In the Library reviews
Reeve is relaxing in the Shinra library when he hears a noise and a familiar voice. It's Elena and she's upset over Reno's teasing. Reeve makes her feel better and takes a chance by telling her how he feels. Heheh... I like the ending. Sweet ReevexElena
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2008 - [Reeve T., Elena] - Complete
TMI Too Much Information reviews
Poor Elena is trying to eat dinner. But Reno keeps talking about Heidegger and Palmer's sex lives. Not to mention his table manners are disgusting. Rude randomly chimes in. The talk gets a little racy but never explicit. NOT Heidegger/Palmer. Don't worry.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Sour Cream & Salsa Porkrinds reviews
Reno gets reprimanded by Tseng for trying to play a trick on Elena. Being sent to the incinerator to dispose of hentai, a chastised Reno craves porkrinds. Sadly things are not to go as planned. Based on Beavis & Butt-head. T for violent and naughty talk.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,548 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Reno - Complete
Untitled Castlevania Crossover Fic reviews
This isn't exactly a sequel... Maria goes looking for Alucard and ends up in 8-bit hell.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/16/2003 - [Alucard, Maria R.] - Complete
Untitled Castlevania fic reviews
Alucard, Richter and Maria get attacked by a mysterious apple thrower while walking through an orchard for some bizarre reason...
Castlevania - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/9/2003 - Alucard, Maria R., Richter B. - Complete
Wintry Interlude reviews
This is a short fic about Cloud and Yuffie, who converse one night at Icicle Inn about the events at the end of disc one and a part of Yuffie's past that she has kept hidden.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2003 - Complete
Nephy's Whack Friday
Nephrite cruises through town one Friday evening and stumbles upon a crime operation and various unbelievably ridiculous things. This is a Sailor Moon/Parasite Eve/Castlevania/Ronin Warriors/Pokemon/Final Fantasy 7 crossover.
Crossover - Game X-overs & Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Published: 4/16/2002 - Nephrite/Neflite - Complete
Christmas Under the Doom Tree reviews
This is a Sailor Moon Christmas fic featuring Ann and Allen. It's a sort of light hearted comedy with a tiny dash of romance. It's the first actual SM fic I've done. I decided to use dub names becaue I thought they worked better in the fic. Plus I wanted
Sailor Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Complete