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Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2984 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14764 - Favs: 12,599 - Follows: 5,699 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
An Introduction to Swirl and Daisy by m81170 reviews
A first kiss, a first dance, a first curse word shared between best friends. This is the tale of a boring, young geek and the social pariah who thought the world of him. A tale of growing up. A tale of a Non-Romantic Romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 212,915 - Reviews: 14888 - Favs: 7,830 - Follows: 7,034 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2736 - Favs: 2,628 - Follows: 2,840 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Work in Progress by araeo reviews
AU/AH: Bella, Edward and the usual suspects are adults living in Seattle. They hit it off after a klutzy accident and E awakens B's ovaries, who never hesitate to voice their pervy opinion in B's head. Rated M for language and lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 281,655 - Reviews: 6630 - Favs: 6,081 - Follows: 3,602 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
On the Benefits of Caution by periwinkled reviews
"I can't believe the two of you. Are you honestly telling me that you have been dating for months without either of you being aware of it?" He didn't really know how to answer that. "…No?" Ben/Leslie
Parks and Recreation - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,286 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 4/18/2011 - Complete
Six by Jen328 reviews
Six years, six weeks, six perfect words. A summer wedding provides the perfect opportunity for everything to finally fall into place for Edward and Bella. First place winner for Readers' Choice and tied for Judge's Choice - Share Your Inspiration contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,081 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In Transit by profmom72 reviews
Riding the same bus every day, Edward and Bella get off to a bumpy start. She thinks he's stuck-up; he thinks she's shallow. Sometimes what seems like the wrong thing turns out to be exactly what you were waiting for. A FGB novella for mujisan.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,974 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 1/13/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward the Sugar Queen by Nina Windia reviews
Edward is a sugar addicted seventeen-year old who thinks he is a vampire. He is in love with Charlie Swan, who drives in the town's supply of sugar every week. But when Bella arrives, she decides to destroy their relationship and take Edward for her own.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 32,462 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Edward, Charlie S. - Complete
Wild Swan by ScarlettLetters reviews
Bella decides that it's time to find out who she really is and that means stepping out of her privileged life as a Cullen and taking flight on her own. Can different paths lead two people to the same destination? AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,439 - Reviews: 1938 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 2,204 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Chocolate Kisses and Robinhood's Barn by xsecretxkeeperx reviews
Edward Cullen does not take risks. It's not in his nature to drive cross-country on a spur of the moment invitation or make love to a girl after being with her merely a week. And yet, that's exactly what he does. Because Bella Swan is worth it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,272 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Legendary by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
COMPLETE. Preternaturally irresistible, devastatingly charming Edward Cullen seems to have some strange power over the females in Forks…and Bella is scared she might know just what it is.M for language & naughty fun. Part mystery, part drama, all Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,788 - Reviews: 1983 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Century Club by EchoesOfAnIdiot reviews
100 chapters, written back and forth on twitter between EchoesofTwilight and americnxidiot. Because really: someone needed to reach this milestone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Baked Alaska by PortiaKhalo reviews
A tale of cake and fishmongers for Miss YellowGlue.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,177 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Midnight Desire by Twilightzoner reviews
An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 89,654 - Reviews: 5382 - Favs: 7,065 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rhapsody in B by Lillybellis reviews
When a rising musician falls in love with his small-town childhood friend, can their yearly New Year's Eve tradition bring them together once he rockets to stardom and leaves her behind?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 87,888 - Reviews: 2961 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 1,626 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 5964 - Favs: 10,110 - Follows: 2,632 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just One of the Guys by SorceressCirce reviews
Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 261,614 - Reviews: 4094 - Favs: 4,072 - Follows: 3,907 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/13/2009
My Brother's Best Friend by jennlynnfs reviews
AU/AH: Seven years have passed since Edward and Bella last saw each other. Now, with Edward's return to Seattle, Bella wonders what drove away her brother's best friend all those years ago. *More detailed summary included with chapter 1.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 254,658 - Reviews: 6079 - Favs: 9,185 - Follows: 5,330 - Updated: 2/28/2010 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
No Regrets by jstarrh reviews
When Renee gives Bella a trip for graduation it turns out to be more than she ever imagined it could be.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,405 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/3/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Edward, Bella
Sold, Sight Unseen by quothme reviews
The odds of him dialing her phone number are 3,720 to 1. Yet he does. Their chance conversation leads to something more. Something silly, then serious and a little scary. But in a good way. AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,130 - Reviews: 1592 - Favs: 3,305 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/17/2010 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Emperors of Washington by gallantcorkscrews reviews
Edward is a killer. But it can't be explained away by his vampire nature. He's just a sociopathic, human teenager. CAN I MAKE A LOVE STORY OUT OF THIS? ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,778 - Reviews: 2587 - Favs: 1,881 - Follows: 1,071 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mind's Eye by Lambently reviews
Bella is a published author with writer's block. She begins imagining a dark character for her next book who she can't get out of her thoughts. What will happen when the lines between fiction and reality are blurred? AH, rated M for mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,864 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Sin and Incivility by Pastiche Pen reviews
Bella Swan deals with heartache in her own uncivilized way. Lemons galore - and the writing style intentionally switches between gritty pulp and fairytale pretty. Just don't say I didn't warn ya. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,049 - Reviews: 1027 - Favs: 1,826 - Follows: 683 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Queen of Hearts by stella luna sky reviews
Nominated for a Spring 2010 Eddie. Bella Swan learns the meaning of love through the loss of the same. Rated M for language and adult stuff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,902 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 205 - Published: 10/23/2009 - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1808 - Favs: 2,108 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Maybe I'm Amazed by AliceDances01 reviews
While working as baristas in high school, Cocky Edward and Snarky Bella become unexpectedly close friends. Now reunited at college, they struggle to find the courage to act on the intense, less-than-platonic feelings they've always had for each other. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 148,126 - Reviews: 2321 - Favs: 2,546 - Follows: 2,339 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009
Settling by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella settled for Emmett. Then his best friend Edward came into her life, along with his wife and daughter. What will she do when she realizes the only thing she wants is all that she can never have? O/S for Ninapolitan's DILFward. AH/OOC, BxE eventually
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,374 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 155 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Name of Science by crackbabby reviews
Entry for the "Love for the Unloved" contest. “How do I even find a man to… get me pregnant?”
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Mike - Complete
If Love Could Light a Candle by Pastiche Pen reviews
Edward Cullen: telepath, vampire, and psychologist. When a new patient ignites unfamiliar feelings in his soul, can he reconcile his past with his future? A la Midnight Sun. Warnings: Violence, lots of character death, and the usual. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 112,620 - Reviews: 2894 - Favs: 3,319 - Follows: 1,611 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 55 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Innocent, Vigilant, Ordinary by Oxymoronic8 reviews
ON HIATUS. Bella spent the first two years of her life in Forks slowly falling for Jacob. As her senior year begins, a new family moves to town and she begins to question the difference between what she thought she needed & what she never knew she wanted.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 177,984 - Reviews: 5655 - Favs: 5,203 - Follows: 4,570 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Once Upon A Time, In Therapy by AllyR reviews
How do you feel when your dad forces you into therapy? How do you deal with a boyfriend you can't seem to break up with? What do you do about the mysterious green-eyed boy who seems to hate everyone? Ask Bella Swan. AU, AH, OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,522 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,468 - Follows: 375 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It's About Time by perihelion reviews
Bella can't deny her best friend, Edward, anything. But when he asks her to pretend to be his girlfriend for his family's visit, she finds herself in the midst of a battle between her head and her heart. For the Pretend Date Contest. AH/OOC.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,664 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9005 - Favs: 15,635 - Follows: 3,324 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
EARTHQUAKE! by Thallium81 reviews
When a virgin is kidnapped in the jungles of Isle Esme, a daring anthropologist rushes in to the rescue. But will they be able to escape the island before falling victim to the predators, natives, and pirates? AH EdwardxBella
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,482 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 4/21/2009 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Perfect Name by hit-the-duckies reviews
Why do only four family members get representation in the demonspawn's name? That just ain't right.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/18/2009 - Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7781 - Favs: 9,465 - Follows: 2,692 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blue Moon Over Manka's by Cullenista reviews
Edward whisks Bella off to Manka's Inverness Lodge for a romantic weekend. She’s insecure, he has doubts and they finally deal with all their issues honestly, including Jacob. Winner of the Danger Magnet Award at the Denali Coven and four TwilightAwards.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 39 - Words: 240,484 - Reviews: 4104 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 2/7/2008 - Edward, Bella
Endless Daylight by Princess Bertha reviews
A few years after Breaking Dawn, Leah has to start dealing with her emotions. As she gets closer to Jacob, and befriends Rosalie and Alice, can she start accepting her changing life and relationships? Blackwater!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,766 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/21/2008 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Leah, Jacob - Complete
Elégie Adagio by skinnylovex reviews
Bella's dream of going to the most honored music conservatory are finally fulfilled. Along the way, she meets some of the best friends she could ask for, and maybe a gorgeous piano player, too. All human AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 82,712 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 1,093 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 8/12/2008 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Epic Adventures of Virtue Boy by The Maiden Amorisa reviews
Edward has a secret. He is a super hero.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 924 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Bella
Real Relationship : A Geeky Love Story by booksforme reviews
Twilight/Shop Around the Corner : AU Edward and Bella become friends on an online massive-multiplayer roleplaying game. What will happen when they meet in real life, but don't know it? BxE.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,432 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1186 - Favs: 3,027 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Love Lines by Scarlett71177 reviews
Bella reads Edward's palm.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,205 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 94 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Ourselves, We Find in the Sea reviews
For Lisa/LASMKE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,855 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete