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Joined 09-14-06, id: 1133845, Profile Updated: 06-01-11
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, and Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま!.

Profile Update! 6-1-2011! Didn't take me a whole year this time!

Book 4 of Help Needed is still on hiatus. The rewrites are coming along nicely, I'm currently working on Naruto's death scene.

Got a band off of the ground; unfortunately we're suffering from what I will only describe as "creative differences." Make of that what you will.

Just bought two more volumes of Negima, still have at least 3 more before I'm caught up again. I have, however, been watching more anime. Loving Gainax's new series, Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt. Best anime soundtrack ever.

Rock Band 3 is officially the greatest music game ever created, I don't see us needing a new main RB title until the next console generation. By all means keep the band titles coming; exports are great. Wanna jam? My Gamertag is animemetalhead.

As for DeviantArt, I just need to get off of my ass and hook up my scanner.

Age: 20, but not for long!

Fun fact: I swear. A lot. I mean, like, I make sailors look like saints. Don't let me play Call of Duty, either, because I will yell myself hoarse.

Anime/manga I like: Naruto, Negima!, Love Hina, Chibi Vampire, Ranma 1/2, Rosario+Vampire, Card Captor Sakura, Pita Ten, Battle Vixens, Battle Club, Gacha Gacha, He is My Master, Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt, or anything else out of my manga collection.

Movies: Inception sits very firmly in my number one slot for movies. As in, will never be moved, most likely.

My Favorite Bands: This has gotten too long to list all of, so I'll just throw out a top five for now:
5) Metallica
4) Dream Theater
3) All That Remains
2) Trivium
1) Bullet For My Valentine

I've decided to stop being pissed off about people who don't use spell-check. It's not worth my time

kyouger: It's been hella fun working with you. I hope we can do it again someday.

Quotable Quotes:

"Hang on baby Jesus, this is gonna get bumpy," -Rick Bobby, on facing a rival.

"Shut the hell up, you fuzzbag," -Sasuke Uchiha, on fangirls.

"I FUCKING DID IT!! EAT THAT ASSBAG!! FUCK YOU DRAGONFORCE!!" -Me, upon completion of Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert.

"Mazeltov," -my girlfriend, upon watching this occur.

"Its -DWAH? OMG, WTF?!" -Asuna Kagurazaka, on impossible odds.

"What's that taste like?" -Goku, on sarcasm.

More coming soon!

You know, no matter how much I update this profile, It never seems to get longer. Kyouger's is crazy long. Maybe I should just cut and past off of his profile. I bet he wouldn't mind. He's cool like that.


My Original Characters:

The Ones You Know:

Kiora Hyuuga Haruno
Age: 21, born 20 years ago, appears 14

Kiora is the daughter of Hinata Hyuuga and Sakura Haruno. She's... well, to be blunt, she's a Mary Sue, created as pure wish fulfillment on my part. This will be changed. I'm currently re-working her character, developing her more as a human being than an object of fantasy.

Natsuko Yamanaka
Age: 21

The daughter of Ino is the former lover of Kiora Haruno. She was supposed to be Kiora's love interest for the duration of the series, but I got bored with her. She ended up being rather flat, another issue I'm working on.

Melody and Serenity Uchiha
Age: 21 for Melody; Serenity was killed at 16

Daughters of Sasuke, they were created to round out the four-way lemon in Help Needed 1. Also very flat, but with Serenity's death, Melody started to really come out as a character.

Kohana Haruno
Age: Between 700-1000, appears 10

Vampires are great, right? An already overused character type in fanfiction, and I threw her in as a villain. That said, after her Heel Face Turn, her interactions with Kiora became my favorite part of the series.

Aiko Ichiraku
Age: 17

The daughter of Ayame, current owner of Ichiraku Ramen. Another character created on a whim, basically so I could shoehorn a music sub-plot into the series. Also one of the few civilians in the series that gets regular attention.

Yumi
Age: 12

Slightly oversexed young girl, though no more than Kiora was at her age. Not much screen (page?) time yet, I look forward to developing her further.

Read my stories, dammit!! I don't write this crap for my health!


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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 16018 - Favs: 25,235 - Follows: 22,054 - Updated: 4/23/2015 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kyon: Big Damn Hero by Durandall reviews
A Tvtropes website/Haruhi crossover. Kyon with a beam saber. Haruhi aware of her powers. An unsubtle harem plot. Did I mention the Higurashi crossover? Now say it with a straight face - I dare you. Now with site-compatible formatting!
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 441,089 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 1,185 - Follows: 792 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Kyon, Haruhi S.
My Name Is Haruno Sakura by Zephyras reviews
My name is Haruno Sakura. I am a straight-A student and am eligible for a scholarship to the top university in the country. My name is Haruno Sakura and I live in a cardboard box. AU, Modern. Sakura-centric, eventual Ino/Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 150,851 - Reviews: 1647 - Favs: 1,269 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y.
Power by see03 reviews
Pain has destroyed Konoha, but Hinata manages to escape. When she discovers love and a hidden rebellion, will she be strong enough, this time, to stay and fight? KAKASHI/HINATA
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 65,182 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Flirtatious Smiles and Crumpled Sheets by eryv reviews
They didn't mean it to happen, honestly. It just did. They both thought it was wrong at first, but they also became addicted to each other. By the end, the didn't even have a say. DISCONTINUED
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/13/2011 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
The Apology by Durandall reviews
After Kyon loses his temper at Haruhi during the shooting of the movie, where did that anger go? A short little something that got me back into writing fanfiction after a three year pause, posted again hopefully for the last time .
Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,892 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Kyon, Tsuruya - Complete
Love in the Snow by Erich Zann III reviews
KonoSetsu. I know it's kind of cliche, but please try not to laugh too hard. I'm mostly posting this one for a friend on facebook who particularly likes this pairing. Obviously, it's a lemon, and a yuri. So, don't like, don't read.
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,484 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Konoka K., Setsuna S. - Complete
A Quickie by Peepshow reviews
Ginny's been experiencing unexplainable urges. On this particular day she's feeling bold, and with twenty minutes left before class, the girls decide to get closer than ever. Ginny/Hermione Femslash One-Shot. Warning: rated M for sexual extravaganzas.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/7/2009 - Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Bubblesgum Kinda Keeps My Heart by Kia Stirling reviews
It was an accident that he came to this place in pursuit of Sasuke, but the jutsu these girls have are amazing. Especially the blonde. She has potential.
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,562 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/16/2008 - [Bubbles, Orochimaru] - Complete
Strawberries by see03 reviews
What begins as a prank on Hinata turns into much more than Sakura expected, until she begins to crave the other shinobi. But does Hinata feel the same? Sakura x Hinata MATURE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
their little secret by Pink Ikawa 001 reviews
ever wounder what would happen if Izumi and Yoshitaka were alone in the mansion, at night? together? this stuff aint for younger kids! one shot! and i decided to take everyones advice and change the rating to T instead of M.
He is My Master - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/9/2006 - Complete
Secret Fantasy by EvIL mIstrEss reviews
Sakura having secret fantasy of someone close to her and then...they have a little 'fun' in the bath tub...SK and TD lemon scene! Don't read if you're offended with BL lemon scene!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Sakura K., Tomoyo D. - Complete
Dare or Dare: The Ultimate Dare Game by Moon Adrienne reviews
[One shot] What happens when the Card Captors gang is in grade 11 and they get bored during class?They play Dare or Dare of course!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,033 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/16/2005 - Complete
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Help Needed 4: A Change of Seasons reviews
Kiora Hyuuga Haruno has retired from life as a ninja, for many reasons. She's decided to pursue her new dream: to rock the world, and with her friends they plan to succeed. Book 4 of 5.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,568 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sakura H., Hinata H.
Help Needed 2: Like Mother, Like Daughter
Kiora Haruno has defeated the vampire that murdered her parents, but the evil creature refuses to stay dead. Flung into a new world, she must enlist the aid of her new allies to take back her home. Book 2 of 5, co-authored by Kyouger.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Hinata H., Sakura H.
Help Needed 3: Revenge of the Missing Nin reviews
The Akatsuki have stepped up their game, and now they hold the most powerful shinobi nation in their grasp, leaving the job of defeating them to the village's greatest hero. Book 3 of 5
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,279 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/5/2009 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Please Help Me
In Konohagakure, the Aburame clan is powerful and mysterious. But what happens when one of its members fears the very creatures that give the clan its strength?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Shino A.
Help Needed reviews
The daughter of Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuga is facing troubles of her own, like a vampire that murders her parents. Check out the sequel in the omakes of kyouger's Like Mother, Like Daughter!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,041 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Thousand Master reviews
What happens when a new evil surfaces in the world, near an ancient magical academy. With ninjas and foreign wizards coming to help, it has to be something big. Rated M for a few mature scenes, language, and my crude sense of humor. Update coming soon!
Negima! Magister Negi Magi/魔法先生ネギま! - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/25/2007
Help Wanted reviews
Hinata needs to get something of her chest, but doesn't know if it will end the way she wants. Rated M for future chapters. Complete! Sequel up soon!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete