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Joined 12-09-04, id: 717298, Profile Updated: 09-03-14


Current Age: Between 10 and 100. I refuse to elaborate.

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Current Location:

Favorite Food/Drink: Coca-Cola

Gender: Male

Favorite Song:
Metallica - So What
Megadeth - ? Anarchy in the U.K. ?
The Offspring - I Wanna Be Sedated
Queen - We Will Rock You
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
Simple Plan - When I'm Gone
sonata artica - ? the cage-vodka-hana nagila ?
Twisted Sister - We're Not Gonna Take It
Dust Rhinos - jedi drinking song
Skillet - Monster
Cage The Elephant - Ain't No Rest For The Wicked (Borderlands Intro)

Favorite Movie:

Favorite Manga/Anime: Hellsing

Favorite Game (PC): Fallout 12

Naruto X Harem
Naruto X Female Kyuubi
Naruto X Hana Inuzuka
Naruto X Anko Mitarashi
Naruto X FemHaku

things that i hate: first, yaoi, seriously get a grip people, i don't hate gays or lesbians, but in naruto at least the characters are not gay, the reasons are really old and can be found in a lot of profiles and i tend to agree with them, other things that i hate is self-centered pricks hipocrites and assholes, people who judge you for how you look or dress.

"That place is dark, appears dangerous, feels hostile, small chance of us getting out alive, and it seems our torch is burning low. Let's go!"
-Any true adventurer.

Opinions are like assholes.
Everyone has one - but some just smell worse than others.

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The Dichotomy of Namikaze Naruto by Thundereaper reviews
What lies behind the Shiki Fuuin? Who is Naruto, really? Told from the Mizuki incident onwards, a new Naruto emerges, smarter, stronger, and better. Female Kyuubi. NaruXFemKyuuXFemHakuXTentenXHinataXIno.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 276,934 - Reviews: 3891 - Favs: 6,744 - Follows: 5,991 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents reviews
Spurred on by a perverted ghost, Harry stumbles on a naughty, yet very special book. With the rituals found in this book, Harry gains power and leads his friends in the hunt for Voldemort's Horcruxes. EROTIC COMEDY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 280,235 - Reviews: 1542 - Favs: 5,837 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Barking Trickster by cyrusII reviews
There are some summoning contracts you can fight tooth and nail for. Some you can earn through heroic deeds. No doubt that there are a few passed down from generation to generation. There are even a few you can steal. This isn't a story about one of those
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 30,917 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 622 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Naruto U.
It is my life! by rmanthei reviews
Harry rebels. HarryHermioneGinny
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,020 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 2/25/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - Harry P.