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Author has written 13 stories for Harry Potter, Resident Evil, and Law and Order: SVU.

Name: Jordan Miguel "BluntJoey" Adorno (See Facebook)

Age: 25

Location: Orlando, Florida

Professional Website: Atheists Concerned for America

Hello, my name is Jordan Miguel Adorno. I have been a veracious writer since age seven, and have been a Harry Potter fan in particular since age nine. In recent years - since age 15 in my sophomore year in high school - I've enjoyed being a part of the fan fiction world specifically. As much as I love it, however, I'm a working, 25-year-old Pre-Law student, so it's been more difficult these last couple years to make time for. Nevertheless, it's extraordinary how much practice and fun it was back when I regularly participated in fan fiction, so somehow I'm back at it! I'm prepared to ensure I have time for this enriched world of Harry Potter fan fiction as both a reader and a writer, too - it just brings too much joy to pass up :D!

If you're new to my work, I highly recommend my most popular fic, the novel-sized Boys on the Radio (AU; immediate post-GoF): Starting with Draco and Harry coincidentally connecting through an anonymous radio show in the summer before Fifth Year, unknowingly the boys bond over the deadly weight on top both their shoulders now that the Second War's newly begun. Thereby, the fic follows the two boys and their desperate, romantic but angst-filled uniting in their fifth Hogwarts year as they look for comic relief and a reason to live. But while first enjoying a fair share of casual, exciting teenage adventures together secretly, eventually they face the fact that their world is being terrorized by Voldemort and that they're directly involved, too. Can they conceal their relationship while staying right to their loyalties? Read and find out as Harry and Draco reluctantly learn that in order to survive together, they may just have to save the whole entire world from Lord Voldemort anyway...

On that note, by the way, I'm currently determined to outdo it! Among my current attempts is my primary project, "Support System", which is working out great! It's mostly a horror/angst/drama fic about the Second War, starting during that summer before Harry's 6th Year. It is told interchangeably through the third-person experiences of Harry and Voldemort (most centrally anyway). I've also posted a witty little one-shot that picks up after Harry wins his appeal at the Ministry at the start of "Phoenix", called "Double Jeopardy": based mostly on knowledge attained from my obsession with Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (my ultimate career aspiration is to be a prosecutor, after all), beginning three months after Harry's hearing at the Ministry for his emergency usage of the Patronus Charm - therefore AU, obviously - the story depicts Harry on trial for allegedly murdering one of his professors! The entire fic, in fact, is merely a transcript of his trial sessions. I really like how it turned out, so you should check it out in the near future - it's quite an intrigue if you ask me (dare I say so myself :P!).

Hm, what else? I'm a wholehearted Gemini (spontaneous, crazy-opinionated, knowledge-absorbing, and a little too shocking at times, too) and I never stop thinking about everything. I definitely stick-out, but not because I try, merely because I am simultaneously an eccentric while also a very extroverted realist. I am a moral young man who always stand by his convictions (if possible, obviously). I have opinions on religion and politics and everyday life (pretty much everything), but I'm a pretty amiable person, and I don't consider myself a "controversial character". I'm a proud feminist and an Existential Atheist, two perspectives which I'm sure are relative in my works. ). Additionally, note that my ever-growing perspectives on "Good vs. Evil" and "The Modern State of the Human Condition" (so to speak) are heavily alluded (and eluded, for that matter) throughout my fics. Thank you for your time.

Now, without further ado, ENJOY!!!!

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Imperfect World reviews
Casey Novak has just recently returned to prosecuting Manhattan Bureau SVU cases following her three-year-suspension. Nervously rolling just off her first case's lucky success, Casey now battles a highly difficult child molestation case. Still feeling vulnerable, Elliot Stabler of all people seems always right there beside her, supporting, watching; NOW making a special impression.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2016 - C. Novak, E. Stabler
Dreaming the Same Dream
Eighteen-year-old Harry Potter, despite being the celebrated "Chosen One" who'd recently vanquished He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named at last (not to mention his already preceded glory as the "Boy Who Lived", too), suffers greatly in aftermath of it all. As Harry returns to Hogwarts for his "belated" seventh year, a certain most unguessable fellow spotlights into Harry's life: Draco Malfoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,547 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/1/2015 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Narcissa M.
Unforgivably Cursed reviews
As Harry waits at the Dursleys' for the Order's rescue the second he turns seventeen, a VERY unexpected source passes him terrible news: Although he'd used the Cruciatus Curse solely to arrest Snape, who had just betrayed and murdered Dumbledore, the Ministry, undoubtedly still corrupted, plans to sabotage the Order's rescue and charge him for it the moment he turned seventeen...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,213 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/29/2013 - Published: 10/18/2012 - Harry P., Dolores U., Petunia D., C. Fudge
Bloodlust reviews
When Leon Kennedy is tipped off about Umbrella's top-secret research lab in a rural town in Belize, Chris Redfield and Jill Valentine are the first respondents who dare to face the treacheries of Umbrella all over again.
Resident Evil - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,174 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/27/2013 - Published: 2/29/2012 - Jill V., Chris R.
Boys on the Radio reviews
Harry and Draco both reach a peak in terrible times, forced into an unfair destiny, and through each other they learn that some love is not gay, straight, or bisexual. Some love just is. COMPLETE. Please Read and Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,596 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lost Tonight reviews
It's September first again and Harry is alas beginning his Seventh Year, whereas Draco is resentfully returning to repeat his. And surreal events already emerge: Harry faces changed feelings for Ginny; Draco faces torment as his father's back in Azkaban.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Only Son reviews
When Narcissa Malfoy finds her only son, Draco, kissing another boy, she is devastated. But since he is totally unashamed, she and his father, Lucius, are sadly puzzled. Somehow though, a mysterious, brutal plot soon unfolds to make a "man" of Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Draco M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Double Jeopardy reviews
Harry Potter was unjustifiably tried in August for underage magic, but a won appeal allotted him the liberty of returning to Hogwarts. Now, three months later, Harry is AGAIN wrongly tried for a FAR severer charge: the murder of Severus Snape! With Umbridge as the fierce prosecutor and Dumbledore as his passionate defender, an unforgettable showdown transpires!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,351 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Harry P., Dolores U. - Complete
Mudblood Of Your Dreams reviews
As Harry and his friends await for Voldemort to strike in their fifth year, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy explore lust for each other so forbidden, a lust that turns into something deeply profound. But they must choose the right path. REVISED 2011.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,077 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fluorescent Nights reviews
It's a very unusual Christmas at Hogwarts for Harry Potter & Draco Malfoy. Featuring Draco saved by an unlikely person, suicidal attempts, sexy Harry/Draco slash, angst and humor combined you bet, mate! , and love-falling at mostly the North Tower!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Ronnie's in The Bathroom reviews
Another oneshot pointless comedy in which ickle Ronnie being in the bathroom is a very bad thing .... Lavender and Ginny team up for revenge when Hermione is very out of character, Ron ruins everything with Dean .... And Draco is nowhere.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Ginny W., Lavender B. - Complete
Something to Remember reviews
At the beginning of the Second War, Hermione teaches Draco he can have more than the terrible destiny and Draco acquires new allies. Draco learns where his heart stands and Hermione does as well as a forbidden love ensues!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 96,715 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/23/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Question of Sex reviews
Ginny Weasley is in quite a dilemma. The war is over and Harry Potter conquered the Dark Lord. But when a deranged Lucius Malfoy captures Harry Potter and demands to know the sex of Blaise Zabini for Harry's return, Ginny must return to a secret past.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,110 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete