"Pay attention to me. I dont care if I have to cripple you and tie you in chains to my basement wall. I will get what I want little Sakura." !WARNING! - extreme violence and torture., THIS IS NOT A HAPPY FIC. LIGHTHEARTS BEWARE.

An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.

It appears that Edward has dropped something in Bella's bedroom... What will Bella think when she finds it? A romantic comedy, Twilight-style. BxE & rated M for delicious lemons and a bit of foul language... enjoy!

The twisted truth is out. Sasuke doesn't see Kagome as his sister, but as his possession. He desires her, and Naruto does as well. But they aren't the only ones. A certain weasel has staked his claim. What Uchiha Itachi wants: Uchiha Itachi will get.

Bella thought she was hallucinating when she saw a arm come through her mirror. But when she checks it out, she trips, thinking she'll crash and shatter the mirror but instead she falls into it and into another place. AH/AU, ExB, JxA, Language, lemons

Naruto drinks a love potion. NaruSasu, yaoi, one-shot, M, lemon edited out.

AU/ He doesn't believe in Alice and Mad Hatter being madly in love, and Muffin Man who loves the Gingerbread Woman. But he meets her. And desperately, he wants a Happy Ending.

AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?

I can hear thoughts if I touch someone. But I'd never hated my 'gift' more than when I touched Edward Cullen for the first time. Figures, the most beautiful boy in the world wants to kill me. Why? I have yet to find out. Run little girl, run.

What happens when the mafia boss has his sights set on you? You can run and you can hide, but in the end Blood Dupre always gets what he wants. This story is set after chapter 25 of the manga.

Bella is in time to save Edward in Volterra, but he doesn't give her chance to explain that they are both alive. Since Edward believes they are in heaven, he takes the opportunity to make the reunion memorable in a way she never dared imagine.

Pretend. Desire. Love. Bella Swan is good at pretending. Edward Cullen is good at making it all too real. "You cannot desire what you do not know". ExB, some OOC, canon loves. started as a one shot but now a full story

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

This is merely a scene between Edward and Bella. Be warned, heavy themes of rape. Darkward. Rated M for a reason... Please review if you read.

From childhood dreams to the bitter realities of life. It's never easy…Even when your dreams come true. SasuNaru chibifluff and some sadness later on.

18 things that Uchiha Sasuke will never, ever tell you. SasuSaku, Team Seven

Sasuke and Naruto take text sex to a whole new level. NaruSasu drabble

"It was always you..." During a chance return to Forks, Bella Swan runs into her high school crush, only to discover that things were never as they appeared. What has Edward been waiting for all this time? A very-canon twist on Twilight, AU, ExB.

An All Human parody of Midnight Sun. AH, AU and consequently OOC. No blood lust - just uncontrollable human lust. Smut filled fun . . .

"Something about the dead house was calling me, like someone buried alive screaming for rescue."

Bella starts to display odd behavior her first weekend back in Forks since the trip to Italy. What will happen when the Cullens learn about her fractured mind? There's not just one Bella for Edward to worry about now...there's three. AU/OOC/DARK/SPANKS

Isabella has been running from a vampire for 3 months, when he finally catches her. After some lemony goodness and his explanations, she asks him his name. Crap summary, but oh well. XD

Edward. Bella. And a shower. That pretty much sums it up, so if you want to know more I'm afraid you'll have to read.Rated M for a reason. AU/AH. Three shots.

After hearing a crazy sex story from Jessica Stanley Bella decides to try getting to second base with Edward and ends up getting a home run. E/B Post New Moon AU

Bella has just had one of the worst days of her life. But things always have to get worse before they can get better. AH os

The winning entry for Sparkle and Snark-full twi-humor contest.Bella wakes up one morning… to a crowd of Edwards.Read at your own risk.Rated M for some sexual situations, minor violence, and complete insanity. Happens somewhere around Twilight.

A very sexy Edward runs into Bella one night at a convenience store. AH

It started out as a dare, so why the hell was Naruto pressed up against a bathroom wall with a sexy body piercer kneeling between his legs? SasuNaru One Shot

Darkward. Bella and Alice are captured by a group of vampires searching for talented humans to turn. '“I’m not in a good mood, so I suggest you keep your mouth shut, or I’ll carry you back inside one piece at a time,” Edward threatened.'

Five times Naruto gets caught in various stages of kissing Sasuke and the little things that help bring a relationship full circle. AU.

Bella comes across an injured wolf in the woods behind her house. She finds out the beautiful wolf lets her touch him, and seems to understand her. Then Bella meets Edward, and she is faced with a secret she thought she put behind her. More inside!

Short one-shot inspired by an ee cumming's poem. “You are a goddess,” I whisper to her, and watch the contradicting earth in her eyes as she loves me, I love her, we love, “You bring me beauty in life. You, my darling..."

A little different, slightly more amusing... and unedited... look at the infamous leg hitch scene…sort of.

A o/s written for the Fandom Gives Back auction winner, Mabarberella! Three years after her transformation in The Acclimation Diaries, Bella works with Edward on honing her new vampiric talents.

She’d achingly bury herself in the black print on the ivory pages, falling in love with the hero, and sometimes the villain, praying God would send her an angel." Short one shot/AH

Bella's roommate Rose drags her out grocery shopping one cold winter night.

Edward and Bella are on Isle Esme for their honeymoon. Bella gives Edward a massage! Edward starts purring! Lots of romance and fluff! This is NOT a lemon.

Bella was intent on ending her life, until she met a boy named Edward at La Rouge psychiatric hospital. But there is something about Edward that doesn't sit right with Bella... DARK FIC. Rated M for future content. BxE

My usual prey are the strong. I like to tear them apart, bring them down to the same level as everyone else. But I wanted something different for once. I wanted to kill someone weak. I chose Bella Swan. Too bad I misjudged her strength. AH. One-shot.

I ran a finger along one side of the blade, allowing her blood to coat the tip of my finger and then I choked back a sob. Because I loved even the sight of her blood. ItaSaku

Everyone knows the term ‘Monster In Law’. Uchiha Sasuke learns exactly how literal that term can be when he meets his new boyfriend’s dog. Let the battle begin!

All told from EPOV, The Acclimation Diaries chronicles Edward’s struggles with learning control & taking things 1 step at a time as he acclimates to Bella sexually in prep of their impending wedding night. Can he keep his desire in check or will his snap?

The mirror is free-standing, gilt framed, magnificently crafted and as high as the ceiling. He can see himself in it, reflected with perfect clarity. Next to him is Ichigo. Can Kisshu walk away? And how will the mirror change Ichigo's heart? Oneshot.

This is what happens when I read too many Regency-era historical romance novels. Rogues! Seduction! Marriages of convenience! Cliches! Magical butlers!

Love Through Lemons contest entry Bella's had a horrid day and Edward does his best to make it better. His VERY best ;- Just a bit 'o the smut AH/AU

At his wits end Sasuke's shrink decides to try something new.

Who comforts Hermione when her world sinks to a dark blue? LLHG

After talking with Carlisle, and with some insight from Alice, Edward thinks he and Bella should test the waters of their physical relationship before jumping in, head first, on their wedding night.

There has been a zombie outbreak throughout the world. After a few years on her own, will Bella and a few others survive? A mix of Twilight and World War Z.

I abandoned the present, immersing myself in the scattered images I could see of my future. It was the only way I could survive. That distant family, my true mate... I could only wait until they were within my reach. -now complete-

For Sasuke's thirteenth birthday, Naruto got him a tomato and a punch in the face. It must be love! Naruto/Sasuke.

AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!

Naruto and Sasuke have the amazing power to argue about anything, even sex. Naruto/Sasuke.

Kakashi assigns Naruto and Sasuke teambuilding exercises, yet somehow they keep ending up in compromising positions. Naruto/Sasuke.

ItaSaku Non Massacre Au. Itachi is impossibly persuasive as ever, Sakura finds herself a reluctant star in Jiraiya's perverted writings, Naruto is plain confused and Sasuke just wishes that he never woke up today.

Kyuubi. Bad pickup lines. Naruto. Now THAT'S a bad combination. :CRACK:

Because in the end, there is only power. [Kyuubi to Naruto.] Kyuubi’s take on good and evil, and his attempt to make a young Naruto understand.

Kyuubi is a very... misunderstood induvidual. [absolute crack]

Passion. Betrayal. Evil twins. Sacrifice. Possession. A COMPLETE SOAP OPERA. Featuring Snape as a shrink, Hermione as a COMPLETE MARY SUE, Draco as a drug addict, and Ron as a insanely jealous assassin. Basically, everyone is trying to kill Potter.

What is beauty to you? something important? or not?

How would the Nine-Tails react to Naruto's pre-manga situation? A little advice from the mouth of the demon.