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Joined 04-13-04, id: 571922, Profile Updated: 10-11-08
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Pirates of the Caribbean.

Jackie; 18; belmont university student; drummer; painter; writer; sleeper; dreamer; working class.

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Maybe even Quizilla? Hurr.

Don't hesitate to email either. I love reading others' stories as well as recieving criticisms on mine. =)

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10/11/08 - OhhhMYGODD. I haven't updated in two years. I should get an award or something. I'm not going to lie, I completely forgot about this place. =D My best friend everr (LonelyButNeverLost) reminded me of this site and now I'm renewing my love for ittt! Expect some cute updates from Smirk as I will be completing it soon. I seriously doubt any of my readers are still around, but ya know. I can hope, right? I just can't leave this story unfinished. I love it too much! Also thinking about taking my POTC fic down or changing the plot because the 3rd movie has already come out and I feel like a right twat rewriting it. =/ LAWLZ. Love you guys! Missed all of you dearly. If you remember me at alllll, please don't hesitate to drop me a line or something!

8/09/06 - Well, it's 1 AM in the morning and I've just posted the first installment of my PotC fic. It's pretty much my take on the third movie (I know, I know.. original, right?) but trust me. I've put a lot of thought into it, and the twisting plot points will be almosttt as good as the real thing. It will be enough to keep you all going until May 25th of next year, anyway. Just give it a chance, please. I've noticed not a lot of PotC fics have tons of reviews, so let's change that=) My reviewers are the best, right? PROVE IT =P Haha, also expect an update of Smirk pretty soon. Take care!

8/07/06 - Hey folks! I thought I'd bring you all and update before I start school next week. I'll try uber hard to finish Smirk before the 14th because after that, I probably wont have a lot of time. Anyway, my burfday was yesterday! 3 So I'd appreciate reviews of any sort. =) Hope you all like the new chappy. Please please PLEASE check me out on fictionpress. I'm lacking readers over there. A lot of my stuff is one shot-ed. If that's even a word. But still, I'd appreciate a review. Just one, at least. Ok, well, see you all later!

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Run by Fadpoot reviews
When paradise is found will the world end? Or is it that when the world ends... paradise is there? Maybe it's always there. With you.
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Complete
Draco's Days of Darkness by morrigan reviews
Contains Draco/Hermione romance, truth, jealousy, Polyjuice Potion, and, er, frogs
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,863 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/13/2000
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There's an Ocean out my Window reviews
Jack Sparrow is now housed in the darkest, furthest edge of the seas: world's end. It's up to Will, Elizabeth, the remaining Black Pearl crew and that weird Tia Dalma to find him before time runs out. And just when will that be? Elizabeth n' Jack love.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,844 - Reviews: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2006
A Smirk is Worth a Thousand Words reviews
The Slytherin Quidditch Team find out a secret to Draco's past and bet him to go to a dance with Hermione Granger, or else they will tell the whole school. When he starts to develop a liking for her, will he risk his pride to avoid hurting her feelings?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,994 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/7/2006 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Tellings of a Vampire reviews
Rita Skeeter has unearthed the one secret Snape wants everyone to know about the fact that he's a vampire. Skeeter interviews him on his adventures, immortality, and most importantly: What ever happened to the boy who ONCE lived? 2 part story only.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/28/2004