Cassandra Elise
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Joined 12-03-00, id: 28380, Profile Updated: 12-30-15
Author has written 19 stories for Avengers, Facts of Life, Get Smart, Lord of the Rings, House, M.D., Ugly Betty, and Big Bang Theory.

Twenty-something year-old whose best friends are fictitious characters and whose biggest concerns include wondering whether "Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Darcy are truly going to end up together" and whether the "Hokey Pokey" is really what it's all about. Be forewarned: university has left me cynical and snarky. I am a proud LOTR fanatic, Anglophile, Doctor Whovian and Final Fantasy fan. I like Harry Potter, but I am not a fanatic, because I HATE the endings! :-p

I'm done venting for now. Here's the fun stuff.

Shenny at the Movies: My Fair Penny added! First new fic in 4 years! 12-30-15

Unfair, Unfaithful is currently finished. Check back for added chapters. 9-15-11

Birthday at Bag End will not be finished due to lack of interest on the readers' and the writer's part. 8-14-09

I wrote an ending for What's What? about five years ago. Unfortunately, I never got around to the middle. 8-14-09

Favourite Television shows/anime in Alphabetical Order:

The Avengers

Bleach

Bones

Burn Notice

Castle

Doctor Who (New and Old Who)

The Facts of Life

Get Smart

Gilmore Girls

House

Melissa and Joey

The Nanny

Once Upon a Time

The Vampire Diaries

Ugly Betty

My Top Ten Movies in random order:

1. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy
2. You've Got Mail!
3. Marvel Movies
4. Hard Day's Night
5. The Bandwagon
6. Anything with Audrey Hepburn
7. Pirates of the Carribbean Trilogy
8. Pride and Prejudice (various versions)
9. Disney Cartoons
10. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Honourable mention goes to The Matrix, Singin' in the Rain, White Christmas, the other Harry Potter movies

My Favourite Pairings in no order:

Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter)
Auron/Rikku (Final Fantasy X Alternate Universe)
Tidus/Yuna (FFX)
Emma/Steed (Avengers)
Doctor/Rose (Doctor Who)
Rory/Amy (Doctor Who)
Balthier/Ashe (Final Fantasy XII)
House/Cameron (House)
Booth/Brennan (Bones)
Sheldon/Penny (TBBT)
Daniel/Betty (Ugly Betty)
Jack/Elizabeth (POTC)
Luke/Lorelai (Gilmore Girls)
Rory/Jess (Gilmore Girls)
Emma/Hook (Once Upon a Time)
Rukia/Ichigo (Bleach)
Naruto/Sakura (Naruto)
Emma/Mr. Knightley (Emma)
Jane Eyre/Mr. Rochester (Jane Eyre)

My Favourite Books/Works of Literature:

Anything by William Shakespeare, Jane Austen, or Fyodor Dostoevsky
1. Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
2. Villette by Charlotte Bronte
3. Waverly by Sir Walter Scott
4. Anna Karenina by Tolstoy
5. The Secret Agent by Joseph Conrad
6. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix by J.K. Rowling
7. The Lord of the Rings Trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien

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Ugly Betty Season 5 by UBVirtualSeries reviews
Find out what happens as Ugly Betty returns for Season 5, Fan Fiction style.
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 80,008 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/16/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Betty S., Daniel M.
Archadian Holiday by Alexis Rockford reviews
In this retelling of Roman Holiday, Ashe sneaks away from her keepers while staying at the Archadian Embassy and meets Ivalice's most charming sky pirate. AU. Chapter 5: Vaan has a hickey, Balthier has a panic attack, and Ashe has it all under control.
Final Fantasy XII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,941 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 10/5/2010 - [Ashe, Balthier] Vaan, Dr. Cid
Slightly more bearable by sarrie5 reviews
He had always been and would always be House, and at that moment she felt that no matter how hard she tried to push him out of her mind, if he wanted, he would always find a way back. Written for the LJ Secret Santa fic-a-thon
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,761 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Tiny Earthquakes by lucindadixon reviews
A handful of drabbles written for the LiveJournal House/Cameron drabble prompt challenge. All are canon-based and they are in no particular order. Cookies to anyone who can name all the episodes I'm referencing :D
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/6/2010 - Published: 9/7/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
What the Future Holds by mistresscorpio reviews
My take on what happens after the finale. My first writing effort, please read and review! Chapter 6 now up, sorry about the delay in updating!
Ugly Betty - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,861 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Betty S., Daniel M.
Do Over by an-ocean-in-the-sky reviews
She had bewitched him, making him do things he hoped would make her happy. This was his do over. Sequel to Of House and Home. Fluff, romance, and humor. House/Cameron
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/17/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Delirium by twosharks reviews
House might just be losing his mind, surely Cameron is to blame. Set sometime s4-ish . House/Cameron.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,842 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/7/2009 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Quest for Closure by Alexis Rockford reviews
Rikku makes a trip to the Farplane to visit a fallen friend. Takes place right before FFX-2. One-shot. Aurikku, only not. Just read and find out, k? A fic 4 years in the making due to stupid college!
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008 - [Rikku, Auron] - Complete
Hermione's fault by MariaCandice reviews
Harry has just realised something with the help of Hermione, but it is because of this that he is angry with her. Will he stay angry? Why is it Hermione's fault?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,467 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Twelve Days of Christmas by esteed reviews
Finally updated!!! Yay! No more writer's block!!!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/12/2003 - Published: 12/11/2002
The Transformed Man by Gale Force reviews
The Transformed Man COMPLETE. Steed says goodbye to Mrs Catherine Gale, and hello to Mrs. Emma Peel.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,277 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2003 - Published: 6/23/2003 - Complete
QUARANTINED by shirebound reviews
Late one night, Gandalf brings a very ill Ranger to the closest refuge, Bag End, knowing that Bilbo is immune to this illness... but Gandalf is unaware that a tweenager is now living there. NO slash, sex, profanity, violence
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 51,237 - Reviews: 1541 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/7/2003 - Published: 12/16/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by Alexis Rockford reviews
Lara muses over a haunting dream while preparing to depart on her second adventure. Decided to dig this out of the closet for those of you who haven't read it. I added the next chap of outtakes! R/R if you haven't already.
Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,587 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 9/19/2002 - Published: 11/27/2000 - [Lara Croft, Marco Bartoli] Winston the butler - Complete
The Avengers Go to Gotham by esteed reviews
Steed becomes jealous, Batman falls in love, Robin feels left out, and Emma saves the day. R/R!! Final chapter now up!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,020 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002
West Side Brolly by Alexis Rockford reviews
Steed and Emma play Tony and Maria in a colourful version of West Side Story. r/r! Finale. 'Nuff said. Thanx to all my loyal readers and look forward to future Avengers fics!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,062 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2002 - Published: 2/16/2002 - Complete
IN A CLASS BY THEMSELVES by yogam65 reviews
Just read it, I couldn't help myself. special thanks to Lisa F. for help. Sorry about the look of theformat
Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2002
A Twist of Fate by esteed reviews
Mrs. Peel is kidnapped, and Steed goes searching. Please read and review!!!
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 5/27/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002
Raider Rivalry: Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft by Alexis Rockford reviews
The Raider of the Lost Ark meets the Tomb Raider . . . and sparks fly! BTW, this story assumes that Indy 4 never happened as it was written before that movie's release. Enjoy, r/r!
Crossover - Indiana Jones & Tomb Raider - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,775 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/27/2001 - Published: 5/30/2001 - [Indiana Jones, Lara Croft] Winston the butler - Complete
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Shenny at the Movies: My Fair Penny reviews
Entry for Shenny at the Movies Challenge. Sheldon Cooper and Penny take on the roles of Professor Henry Higgins and Eliza Doolittle from "My Fair Lady." Humor, Drama, Fluff. If you have an aversion to Shenny, move along.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2015
Unfair, Unfaithful reviews
A collection of drabbles, mostly written for the 2009 House/Cameron Word Prompt at the House Cameron livejournal community. Introspective and on the angsty side. Rated Teen to be safe. UPDATE: New drabble written for a friend's prompt, "Hope."
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 9/23/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron
A Reason to Believe reviews
Newly arrived in London, Betty can't get over Daniel's past treatment of her, and she wonders if she'll ever know the reason for his odd behavior. Season Finale Spoilers. Due to positive feedback, I've written a second chapter from Daniel's POV.
Ugly Betty - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,454 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Betty S., Daniel M. - Complete
The Break Up reviews
Thanks to Cameron's advice, Cuddy calls it quits with House. Curious about her meddling, House pursues Cameron for an answer, but soon finds himself pursuing her for entirely different reasons. AU.Chapter Ten Up! Finale. Thanks to all my faithful readers.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,307 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Comfort and Joy reviews
Written for the 2009 House/Cameron Secret Santa on LJ. Lots of fluff abound as House and Cameron celebrate their Baby's first Christmas. Spoilers through mid season 3, then goes AU.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,484 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
On Winter and Booze reviews
One-shot. Written for the 2008 House/Cameron Secret Santa. I thought I'd post it in time for the Holiday season. What do you get when you mix winter, booze, a kiss, and two damaged people? Something I call Damaged Fluff!
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - G. House, A. Cameron - Complete
Birthday at Bag End reviews
Some disturbing news cancels Bilbo and Frodo's birthday. Will Sam, Merry, and Pippin bring Frodo out of his dreary mood? Chapter FIVE, in which hobbits sing and dance! Updated 7-04-04 READREVIEW
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/4/2004 - Published: 9/10/2003 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
What's What? reviews
Tara Turns to Crime. Siegfried Travels the Straight and Narrow. Steed Fills Max's Shoes. Emma Becomes a Number. Chapter SIX is here! Updated 4-17-04. OMG! Seven months have gone by! This chapter is short, but at least I updated.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,218 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4/17/2004 - Published: 7/20/2003
The Agent Test reviews
A Fairy Tale, Avengers Style. It's Silly, Short and Sweet. UPDATED 8- 25- 03 FINALE After a long wait, everything gets resolved!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,366 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/25/2003 - Published: 4/26/2003
Blown It All Sky High reviews
Steed Becomes a Rocket Man. Tara Takes a Trip to the Moon. The FINALE is here. Updated 7/08/03. This Chap. is a little angsty *and* a little cheerful! Steed and Tara return to Earth with help from an unknown friend. Reviews always appreciated.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,115 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 6/2/2003
Zis Is KAOS! reviews
Siegfried kidnaps a congressman's nephew in THIS PARODY ON GET SMART. FINALE is here! Updated 05/12/03 After a five month absence, I decided to finish the story for my own benefit.
Get Smart - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,760 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2003 - Published: 10/2/2002
In Enemy Hands reviews
Tara Visits Germany. Steed Speaks American. Emma Remains English. Cathy Fancies Africa. The FINALE is Here! Updated 4/24/03 I *was* going to wait a week to update, but I couldn't keep you in suspense any longer. Thanks for the Reviews
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,853 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2003 - Published: 12/4/2002
A Tea Engagement reviews
Steed Requires a King's Help. Keel Lets His Wound Heal. This is just a short story about Dr. Keel and his nurse Carol Wilson. I hope you enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/15/2003
The Last Resort reviews
Steed Goes on a Holiday. Emma Falls for a Stranger. This fic takes place during the first season. Chapter TEN is here! Updated 2/20/03 CONCLUSION! You might think the ending is a bit sappy, but I LUV Sap! :)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,363 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/20/2003 - Published: 11/2/2002
Waiting For a Killer reviews
Steed Wants to See His Mother. Emma is Expecting Someone. Cathy Waits in the Dark. Tara Sheds Some Light. FINALE Updated 12/01/02 Thanks to all my loyal readers!
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,911 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/1/2002 - Published: 10/14/2002
Inferno Island reviews
Steed gets Caught in the Current. Emma is All Washed Up. Updated 8/31/02 The FINALE! All right, you all know what's wrong with Emma, but I'm putting up the Finale anyway. ;)
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,405 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 4/2/2002
The Facts of Life Meet Mr. Right reviews
THE FINALE is HERE! I'd appreciate any reviews. Sorry, you'll have to sign in. I apologize for the EXTREMELY LONG wait!
Facts of Life - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,085 - Reviews: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2002 - Published: 12/21/2001
An Avengers Limerick reviews
Here is a limerick I had to write for my literature class. Enjoy.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/12/2002
Mother Knows Best reviews
Emma Loses a husband. Steed Gains a Wife. Cathy Shares a Memory. Tara Tries to Forget. Revised Chapter FIVE 2/12/03
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 33,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2001 - Published: 8/30/2001