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Author has written 15 stories for Harry Potter.

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Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 16698 - Favs: 28,176 - Follows: 15,798 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin by babesbrunchnbubbly reviews
Choosing sides was a difficult thing. And vital for all Slytherins. A story of the lives of the Slytherins from year five and on, following them through difficult choices, injustice and war, but also friendship and love. There are always two sides to a story…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 320,386 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 11/18/2019 - Published: 7/16/2009 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] Blaise Z., Theodore N.
A Different Messenger by SophrionaSphinx reviews
I love "Harry is rescued from the Dursleys" stories but never found one that was quite right. So I had to write one myself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,592 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 1,847 - Follows: 2,704 - Updated: 8/30/2019 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
Forever Delena by Foreverfirstloves reviews
SPOILERS! Collection of one-shots following DE's human life together. The finale left a lot of blanks. I'm going to attempt to fill them in. Enjoy!
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,171 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/17/2017 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Elena G., Damon S.
Yours, Forever by AllthingsDelena reviews
Damon and Elena have reunited for good this time, but there's still something to be done for their story to complete a full circle. One-shot set after Elena has woken up from her supernatural coma and Damon took the cure. D/E. Rated M for content.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,588 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/9/2017 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Here Comes the Jackpot Question in Advance by faith2727 reviews
What do you do when you're stranded at the train station on Christmas Eve? Celebrate anyway! Damon and Elena discover that hanging out with a stranger for the holiday isn't the worst thing in the world. Written for the 2016 DE holiday A2A exchange.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,960 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 1/26/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Liberosis by Dramione84 reviews
Liberosis: one of the obscure sorrows, defined as the desire to care less about things—to loosen your grip on life. Something has left Pansy feeling broken, leaving Draco powerless to help her. With the media thinking their perfect pureblooded match is on the rocks, can their marriage survive the scandal? More importantly, how will Pansy react when Draco confesses how he feels?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,099 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2016 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] [Theodore N., Daphne G.]
A Hundred Ways To Say I Love You by fostersjacob reviews
You don't have to say those three words to say those three words. Eleanor knows this... Jasper does too. Inspired by a Tumblr post titled 'One Hundred Ways To Say I Love You'.
Royals - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,140 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/27/2016 - Published: 7/11/2016 - Eleanor H., Jasper Frost, unknown 3
I Heard You by Phoenix Tears Of A Riddle reviews
Peter doesn't expect his call to work. Doesn't expect her to hear him. (Pydia Drabble) (Slight AU of De-void episode)
Teen Wolf - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 374 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/4/2016 - [Lydia M., Peter H.] - Complete
Klaroline Drabbles by Sophia Chase reviews
An ongoing collection of my Caroline and Klaus stories from tumblr.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 64 - Words: 150,884 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 10/18/2016 - Published: 12/2/2015 - Caroline F., Klaus - Complete
The Picture by M.M Darling reviews
When photographic proof of Eleanor's feelings for Jasper emerges, everyone - from Liam all the way down to Rachel - realizes that the two belong together. But is it enough to bring together one very stubborn princess and her very stoic bodyguard? Update: the rating on the epilogue is more T-like; everything else is K!
Royals - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,541 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 9/10/2016 - Published: 8/18/2016 - Eleanor H., unknown 3 - Complete
All That I'll Ever Need by faith2727 reviews
The spell is broken, and it's time for a reunion of hearts, souls . . . and bodies. Tonight is the first night of the rest of their lives. D/E, S8
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/27/2016 - [Damon S., Elena G.] - Complete
Wicked Game by RZZMG reviews
Drawn to the forbidden by a power beyond her control, Ginny agrees to meet up with Bill & Charlie at Pandora's Box, the wizarding community's hottest adult nightclub, where the taboo is regularly indulged. But can she walk away forever from such seductive pleasure when the night is over? Ginny/Incubus!Charlie/Wolfish!Bill. Magic Mating twist. 2015 HP3Somes Fest fic. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,807 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 4/11/2016 - Ginny W., Bill W., Charlie W. - Complete
Dance Lessons by queenbibliophile reviews
In preparation for the Yule Ball, Severus Snape must teach the Slytherins how to waltz with the reluctant assistance of Miss Pansy Parkinson. As a result, Draco is livid and Severus doesn't expect to be hit with flashbacks so vivid they rob him of his breath. Rated T for implied material and language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/15/2016 - [Lily Evans P., Severus S.] [Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
Avoiding love by Ofcourseiamapotterhead reviews
The story of Pansy Parkinson's battle with herself as she tries to ignore her feelings for the boy she loves. Enjoy.. Disclaimer- I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 5/10/2014 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] Blaise Z.
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,923 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 1,647 - Follows: 295 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
And The Winner Is by morvamp reviews
Elena's request was simple. Participate in Whitmore's 'Sexy Santa' contest by stripping your clothes in front of horny housewives. Damon's in. But if he's tumbling down this pit of embarrassment, he's dragging her along with him. Written for the A2A Holiday Exchange.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,667 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 21 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
Twelve Months by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Hermione buys Harry a journal and he ends up using it to record his DEEP THOUGHTS. Not surprisingly, those tend to mostly involve Draco Malfoy. Mature content herein, M rating for a reason, be warned, etc and so on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,192 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 89 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Struggle of Blaise Zabini by oh-thecalamity reviews
Blaise is the only one to witness Draco and Hermione's love story. And he is slowly going insane from having to deal with them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/28/2015 - Published: 11/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
A Family of Three by panzyparkinson reviews
Harry and Pansy discuss children. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/15/2015 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] - Complete
It's The Devil In Me by lunastars reviews
Richie and Santanico's dinner plans don't exactly go the way they planned, but they manage to have some fun anyway. - OneShot - [Richie/Santanico]
From Dusk Till Dawn: The Series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2015 - Richie G., Santánico Pandemonium - Complete
In the Absence of the Light by faith2727 reviews
Post-6x22 one-shot. A series of glimpses into Damon's thoughts as he tries to figure out how to live in a world without Elena Gilbert.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
eat you alive by livblaines reviews
A collection of unconnected Liv/Blaine drabbles.
iZombie - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Liv M., Blaine D.
Change of Life by MysticalGoddessOfWords reviews
What the heck is wrong with Alison? Set in my Mermaid universe.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,813 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/28/2015 - [Alison D., Emily F.] OC - Complete
The Green Girl by Colubrina reviews
Hermione is sorted into Slytherin; how will things play out differently when the brains of the Golden Trio has different friends? AU. Darkish Dramione. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 150,467 - Reviews: 5510 - Favs: 11,281 - Follows: 3,891 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Bite Marks by provocative envy reviews
TWO-SHOT: "So—you're upset," he says with a nonchalant nod and discreet adjustment of his slightly too-tight khaki corduroys. She blinks at him, her expression alternating between indignation and incredulity and flat-out fury. He had been right about her being pretty beneath the intimidation tactics. HG/DM. (Companion to 'Punch Drunk').
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,421 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 4/12/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Arithmetic by livblaines reviews
Fact one: Blaine is a conniving, sleazy, undead jerk. Fact two: She does not trust him. Fact three: She - has not had sex with anything that didn't vibrate in over six months.
iZombie - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Liv M., Blaine D. - Complete
The Proposition by HuskyLeaf reviews
After a brief make-out encounter, Blaine makes Liv an offer.
iZombie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/9/2015 - Complete
Punch Drunk by provocative envy reviews
ONE-SHOT: On her twelfth day, she's standing next to a bank of stainless steel wire bird cages and clasping a shrink-wrapped package of pine wood shavings to her chest and legitimately praying for strength when Harry pauses in the doorway for no readily apparent reason other than to scowl disapprovingly in her general direction and that just. No. That's it. PP/HP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,746 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 108 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
Mermish by Colubrina reviews
When Luna Lovegood and Theodore Nott use the same tree to read under during her fifth year they become friends but can romance survive when you're on different sides of a looming war? ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,367 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/23/2015 - [Theodore N., Luna L.] - Complete
The Blackbox Isn't Just For Acting by YouCan'tControlMe reviews
So Beck and Jade end up in the Blackbox theatre. After school. Alone. No teachers around. Yes, my mind is in the gutter. Bade smut, 47293927% M rated.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2015 - [Beck O., Jade W.]
Compromise by YouCan'tControlMe reviews
Written for Seven Days Of Victorious Prompts (or 7DOVP). A lot of Jori friendship, and mentioned Bade. Sorry, can't help it :) Tori just wants to get along with her. Jade? Not no much.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/26/2014 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
No Tricks, Just Treats by faith2727 reviews
A fun, fluffy, Halloween-themed D/E one-shot. Elena wants to embrace the spookiest day of the year, but Damon's having none of it. Can she change his mind? Not specific to a certain season but probably fits best with 5.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/2/2014 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Ink by MysticalGoddessOfWords reviews
This is what happens when you put Alison, tequila shots, and a tattoo artist in the same room.
Pretty Little Liars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,506 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 58 - Published: 9/16/2014 - [Alison D., Emily F.] OC - Complete
Exchanging Patterns of Breath by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Voldemort doesn't understand how Bellatrix can be attracted to his resurrected form.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] - Complete
Flower Crowns by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Oneshot. Malfoy family fluff. Because fluffy evil is the best evil and evil fluff is the best fluff. Written for Maria from Ravenclaw.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 401 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2014 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] [Lucius M., Narcissa M.] - Complete
The Family Tree by chiheerios reviews
Scorpius' teacher doesn't quite understand his family tree. Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Scorpius M. - Complete
Tell Me What You Want by delena25 reviews
Have you been wondering what Damon and Elena got up to the summer before Elena went to college? They may be finally dating, but that doesn't mean their relationship is any less intense! Damon pushes Elena's boundaries by encouraging her to share her sexual fantasies with him…and Damon loves giving Elena what she wants. Set pre-season 5, compliant with season 4.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,331 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [Elena G., Damon S.]
A whipped dragon by Ofcourseiamapotterhead reviews
Draco's thoughts about his Slytherin lady friend. One shot All rights go to JK Rowling:)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2014 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
She always waited for him by Ofcourseiamapotterhead reviews
ONE SHOT Pansy confronting Draco just before the death eaters enter Hogwarts via the vanishing cabinet in HBP My first fanfic so please read an review:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/29/2014 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
The Snake Approves by Lamia of the Dark reviews
Onshot. Bellatrix accidentally sets an armful of rabbits loose in the Dark Lord's room. Nagini approves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/13/2014 - [Bellatrix L., Voldemort] Nagini - Complete
No One But Us by sondragonfly reviews
"In spite of it all, we would always return to each other, to this little clearing. Alone together here, nothing else mattered. No one else mattered. No one but us." DMPP. Conversations during their years at Hogwarts. Rated for language and adult themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 11,620 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/7/2013 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Playing Rough by BrianaA.C reviews
"Do you really want to play rough, Draco?" She asked him with a smirk, batting her eyelashes at him. "Because I'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to keep up." "Damn tease," He spat at her. She just smiled innocently. "I'm pretty sure I invented rough." *One-shot between Draco and Pansy*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,562 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2013 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Bourbon Before Breakfast by latbfan reviews
In-canon collection dedicated to Mystic Falls' favorite pastime (no, not killing in formal-wear): day-drinking. Each chapter is a stand-alone story told from a different POV, depending on who's doing the day-drinking and why. Focused predominantly in S4, but I occasionally move around chronologically and revisit some of my favorite drinking scenes from the past.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,858 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Elena G., Damon S. - Complete
First by just like our last reviews
"Well, as Queen Perf, I don't have to be second best anymore. Now I get to have things first." "Like the necklace." "Yeah. Like the necklace."
How to Rock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Kacey S., Molly G. - Complete
broken down and i give in by duskks reviews
because he's tired of all that written in the stars bullshit and she never really gave a damn to begin with.
Secret Circle - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Adam C., Faye C. - Complete
Silhouettes by Bex-chan reviews
"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,842 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 284 - Published: 6/12/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Rooftop Heat by E.G. Potter reviews
Draco and Pansy celebrate their anniversary on the rooftop.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Making of Valentines by punnylove reviews
They're perfect the summer of their junior year—Prince Beck with the Jade the Ice Queen, talented Andre, funny Robbie, and sparkling, star Tori Vega. And then there's Cat, who goes away that summer and disappears forever, leaving only Caterina behind.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,002 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Cat V.
Breaking Point by CreepingMuse reviews
Elena wants to learn to fight compulsion. Damon's all-too willing to help, but will either of them be able to deal with the consequences?
Vampire Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,818 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 1,383 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Damon S., Elena G. - Complete
Damon's Lovely Day With Katherine by VD.Damon's.Girl reviews
Stefan and Elena leave Damon to keep an eye on Katherine while they search for more information on how to defend Klaus. However, Damon and Katherine have slight…difficulties while attempting to get along for a day.
Vampire Diaries - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/5/2012 - Damon S., Katherine - Complete
Graveyard Valentine by Bex-chan reviews
Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,193 - Reviews: 1345 - Favs: 4,097 - Follows: 686 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 663 - Favs: 4,312 - Follows: 710 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Stand By You by Reetinkerbell reviews
Lucius and his relationship with Draco through the years, from infancy to parenthood as Draco matures. DracoxHermione, written for luciusbigbang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,685 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/6/2011 - Lucius M., Draco M. - Complete
Skipping Stones and Simple Kisses by Someone aka Me reviews
Neville/Luna. : While everyone else looks at him differently after the Battle of Hogwarts, Neville finds comfort with Luna, who knew he was a hero all along. Fluffy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Boring Classes and the Fun You Can Have by WannabeSlytherinPrincess reviews
Totally random and short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Whole Truth by aviddaydreamer reviews
Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What the Room Requires by Alydia Rackham reviews
Hermione is the one who finds Draco weeping in the bathroom. He flees. She chases him into the Room of Requirement, and the room forces them to face their greatest fears together in order to find the door.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 111,821 - Reviews: 4458 - Favs: 7,061 - Follows: 2,020 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Lemon Drop? by liquid-time reviews
Three days before Pansy becomes a full fledged Death Eater. How is she coping? And how are the people around her reacting? Draco/Pansy aspects.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,747 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 7/13/2010 - [Draco M., Pansy P.]
No More Cupboards by Cassis Luna reviews
On one of their Auror missions, Harry gets trapped in a cupboard under the stairs. HPDM, established relationship, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,673 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 175 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lip-Lock Jinx by Cassis Luna reviews
It's a jinx that renders the victim mute, unless he/she serves the purpose of the jinx and kisses the person that they desire. It's just Harry's luck that he's in love with Draco. HPDM, oneshot, eighth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,436 - Reviews: 1011 - Favs: 8,129 - Follows: 1,292 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something Like Belonging by Cassis Luna reviews
Tomorrow the world will know that Draco's taken and kept, but what they won't know is that Harry is as well. HPDM, one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 996 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Portrait Experiences by Snakequeen-in-Norway reviews
One-Shot. Cute, sweet fluff. Albus Severus Potter is called to the Headmistress's office, but he isn't feeling too well. Whose portrait ends up noticing this fact?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Albus S. P., Severus S. - Complete
Distractions by Malvolia reviews
Draco doesn’t really want to describe his latest Quidditch-related fantasy, but Pansy can be extremely dange…convincing. Set during OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 987 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
50 Ways to Leave Your Lover by Malvolia reviews
Over the summer after fifth year, Draco and Pansy play a game in which they describe the break-ups of other couples.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
The Dragon's Flower by Phoenix Donovan reviews
Pansy and Draco were best friends from the very beginning, and as the years went on, their relationship grew. This is their story. DracoPansy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 7/5/2006 - Draco M., Pansy P.
When Draco Met Myrtle by Sue Bridehead reviews
An unusual pair strike up a friendship. HBP spoilers, so proceed with caution. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
By Any Other Name by Author Gal reviews
There is only one thing worse than having a baby, and that’s having a Malfoy Baby. Pansy learns exactly what it takes to prepare for an heir.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
What You'll Sorely Miss by Vanilla Twist reviews
A snippet from the Slytherin Common room after the second task of the TriWizard Tournament. DP Oneshot Read and Review, Please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
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Surprise reviews
Draco has a surprise. Pansy couldn't be more thrilled. DM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/13/2017 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] - Complete
Wicked Games reviews
Pansy decides to punish Draco for supposedly flirting with Astoria, but she should know her boyfriend is particularly skilled in the punishment department himself. DM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,347 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2017 - [Draco M., Pansy P.] - Complete
Professional Juveniles reviews
"Draco? We survived a war; we're due for something a little juvenile. And besides..." She thrust her breasts against the hard, warm planes of his chest and gave his cock an expert stroke. "You're not little, and I'm not juvenile." DM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/9/2016 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] - Complete
See What I See reviews
Pansy is insecure. Draco shows her she has zero reason to be. DM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,290 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/14/2016 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] - Complete
Of Cereal and Revenge reviews
Draco and Pansy enjoy an early morning, watching the Golden Trio suffer. Fifth year, probably. DM/PP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/20/2016 - [Pansy P., Draco M.] - Complete
Dramione Drabbles reviews
Except instead of being under 100 words, they're under 1,000. Short Dramione oneshots I've posted to AO3/Tumblr. Each chapter contains a summary, setting, word count, and rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 5/30/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
Draco's Best Gifts reviews
Hermione, Cassie, and Scorpius decide to get creative with Draco's birthday gifts this year. EWE, Married!Dramione. Written for Day 1 of June 2016's #dhrfavorites on Tumblr, as today is Draco's birthday!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 70 - Published: 6/5/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] OC, Scorpius M. - Complete
Cassie To The Rescue reviews
Cassie hears her mummy yelling one morning and rushes out of bed to see what's wrong. Married!Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/9/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] OC - Complete
My Salvation reviews
Draco and Hermione deal with the anniversary of the war. Dramione. EWE. Title from Gabrielle Aplin's song by the same name.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/2/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Bruises reviews
Harry is concerned when he notices bruises on Hermione's thighs, so he decides to confront her. Soon, he will deeply regret his life choices... (This could probably be rated T? Not sure.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 82 - Published: 3/16/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Cassie's Birth reviews
The story of Cassiopeia Jean Malfoy's birth. Written for Day 3 of March 2016's #dhrfavorites on Tumblr. EWE, Married!Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/8/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
His New Family reviews
Draco tries to explain blood prejudice to his daughter. EWE, Married!Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,047 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 52 - Published: 2/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] OC - Complete
No Sleep Tonight reviews
Blaise has had enough of Draco and Hermione's constant shagging. Poor Blaise trope ftw!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,726 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/17/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Neville's Party Experience reviews
This was another reason blokes like Neville Longbottom did not get invited to ragers. Only blokes like Neville Longbottom would walk into a bathroom to find none other than Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger making out. Muggle AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Neville L., Luna L.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cassiopeia reviews
Draco is patrolling the castle one night when he meets a very special girl from the future. Set during OOTP. Dramione future pairing, though Hermione does not make an appearance in the story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 85 - Published: 12/18/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] OC - Complete