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Author has written 14 stories for Lord of the Rings, CSI, Harry Potter, and Hawaii Five-0.

I'm a recent college grad who is just starting to find her place in this world. I'm a proud New Englander, my belief that New England is the best place in the world is clearly entrenched in my mind after spending 4 years in the middle of cornfields in nowhere-ville Indiana for college. You will never hear me complain, however, about my experiences in college. I may hate the farmland that surrounds my alma mater, but I can never hate my choice for attending. If it wasn't for my need for a change of scenery at eighteen, I never would have met the man of my dreams - my nerdy and wonderful fiance - nor would I have found the world's best sorority sisters.

I like to think I'm complicated, but really I'm pretty easy to figure out. If you can quote Gilmore Girls, Hawaii Five-0, Clue, Harry Potter, or Lord of the Rings I will love you forever. If you know the movie The Boondock Saints I will be your best friend. If you want me to get me to do pretty much anything, bring me to a Bruins game. If you want to permanently scar me for life put me anywhere in the country where tornado sirens regularly go off (4 years in Indiana shed new light on a phobia I never knew I had). Give me a new recipe and come over for dinner and I will be a happy camper.

Overall, I'm an introverted graduate student who loves school and is not even close to ready to leave it. I'd rather spend my free time at home with my sweetie, cooking dinner, watching a movie/TV, and enjoying time together than go out on the town. I write as an escape from the real world. But, I loathe the transition from creative writing to scientific writing. My life is my life, and I like it just the way it is.


Right now I'm focusing solely on my Hawaii Five-0 projects. One is entitled "Family Ties Are Precious Threads," and is completely outlined. I'm also working on the companion story to If You Ever Need Me and Family Ties called "The McGarrettWilliams Family Through the Years." This story is a series of timestamps/one-shots that give us a glimpse into the ten year gap between the two main stories. Here we see the little things that have happened to this family. I've loved, loved, loved writing this verse and I'm going to be so sad to see it go :( But, there's still a lot left to go so I won't be saying goodbye anytime soon!

Please read and review my stories, it is always a great motivator!

And, if you are so inclined, I would love it if you would check out my tumblr. I'm in the beginning stages of making it interesting and a good place to check out! I'm planning on making it a TV-themed blog that has gifs and pics and fic recs from all sorts of fandoms that I dabble in. However, it will mostly be an H50 blog. I will also post lots of quotes and pictures that I find amusing and/or enlightening. If you head on over there please follow me and let me know what you think! If enough people check it out, I will be willing to post sneak peeks of future chapters/scenes from my stories and give updates on when chapters will be posted! The website is contextualrandomness(dot)tumblr(dot)com.


Please be aware that I've deleted my story "Never Enough" due to the nature of the content (i.e. the porn) and ff.net's new crackdown on keeping everything M and below. I read and appreciated every review on that story! If you are so inclined to read it again, please go to AO3 and look me up there (same penname). I wish I could keep it here, but I'd rather not get in trouble :( Maybe someday I will write an edited version...we will see!

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Ours by JustBreathe15 reviews
Kurt and Blaine almost give up on having a baby when the New Direction girls step in and offer to help. Read as with the help of the girls, Blaine and Kurt become parents.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,187 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 4/25/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Hawaiian Roller Coaster Ride by nicodreams reviews
Danny comes to love Hawaii, with a little help from his partner. Steve/Danno preslash, PG for swearing.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
It's not just me by joycie89 reviews
Kurt is 21, has a dead end job in a diner in Lima, and a four year old at home. What happens when Blaine comes in the picture? AU, Klaine, Rated M for a reason
Glee - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 98,879 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 12/7/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
The Brothers Halliwell by Alwyn Elderberry reviews
Come along with Chris as he drives the family back in time to fix the most recent mix of magical messes. I sincerely sympathize with O.C. phobia, but if that's your only hesitation, I hope you'll still give the story a shot. Hope you have a great ride!
Charmed - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 63 - Words: 134,169 - Reviews: 1193 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 4/20/2006 - Elise R., Chris H.
Braden SandersStokes by QueenOfTheUniverse reviews
A collection of one shots depicting the life of the Sanders-Stokes family. Some angst, but mostly humor, romance, and fun times had by all. NG, no other pairings. WIP
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,762 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/12/2009 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Daughter of Time by wednesday-mc reviews
Very AU & Alt Reality. Legolas never left Middle-Earth, but stayed behind to look after Aragorn's children--most specifically the first-born daughter of each generation. This generation's daughter was never prepared to believe in Elves, much less Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 184,054 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Legolas
In Answer To Your Question by embracing-shadows reviews
Ron asks Hermione a question, but it's Fred who does the answering. Granted, he does it in a rather unorthodox manner...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Tonight by Triola reviews
Tonight wasn’t about Harry or Draco, tonight was about two teenagers seeking comfort in each other as their worlds fell apart around them. HPDM ONESHOT AU-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fairytale Ending by luvscharlie reviews
It is Hermione Granger's Wedding Day, and even practical girls dream of living happily ever after.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,156 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
A Favour by sellthelie reviews
Hermione needs something, and George is just the one to give it to her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,496 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/17/2007 - Published: 5/4/2006 - George W., Hermione G.
Nothing Heals Me Like You Do by jannikajade reviews
An engagement announcement sends 26 year old Casey Macdonald exploring things she thought she was done with forever. DASEY. Complete.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,741 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/14/2007 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Complete
My Funny Valentine by georgieboy225 reviews
It's Valentine's Day, Hermione is spending it all alone, or is she?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 43,114 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/2/2007 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Hermione G., George W.
First Comes Marriage, Then Love? by PauCev reviews
Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,967 - Reviews: 693 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Hate Me by speedmonkey reviews
Sometimes you don't think your demons can hurt the one you love until its to late. Then you have no way for making up for what you did. SC Please read and review
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Don’t Cry Wolfe by Shadowfax27 reviews
RyanGreg SLASH! Ryan Wolfe couldn’t remember the last time he had allowed himself to cry, but he knew with definite certainty that he was currently 0 for 3 in that department... that was until he met one Greg Sanders. COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Nerds Like It Hotter by Shadowfax27 reviews
RyanGreg SLASH! Ryan knew the risks of falling in love with Greg and being in a longdistance relationship. Now, who moves where when the urge to be together finally wins out? COMPLETE!
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Fairytale Gone Wrong by smile1 reviews
Literati one piece. ' Then why can't I just leave him? ' 'Because somewhere you know that he's right for you,' he said. 'At least more right than I am.' 'I'm sorry for not being more like you want me to be.'
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/4/2006 - Jess M., Rory G. - Complete
Dear Everybody by izeebella reviews
A letter from Hermione to the world explaining what she's done. But why is Ron so guilty, and why is Hermione's supposedly dead lover writing her letters? This was a oneshot but I developed it. R&R, you know the drill.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 6/3/2006 - Hermione G., George W.
Life With Derek: The Secret by BigDaddyThaddy reviews
There is something about Casey that only Derek knows. They had met previously back before they became siblings. They shared things things that nobody knew they had together. Things that explain how they are together. Dasey
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 69,207 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 7/9/2006 - Published: 6/13/2006 - Complete
At Seven Thirty by SacredNagChampa reviews
At seven thirty, on December 26th their lives change forever. Dasey Songfic.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
Time Heals Everything by Adalee Bishop reviews
They say time heals everything. Will time heal all that I've been through? I've experienced love, mourned grief, expressed regret, and lived for hope. If time heals everything, why am I still waiting? Character of your choice. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/2/2006 - Complete
Almost by MiaCharlize reviews
NG drabble. Beware, it's fluff.
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 240 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/30/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Baby Bliss by Faith and Grace reviews
When her Muggle Studies class is assigned a flour-baby project, Hermione thought it would be a breeze. However, when her partner happens to be Fred Weasley, hijinks abound and both are in for the time of their life. HGFW
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 5/26/2006 - Published: 11/6/2004 - Hermione G., George W.
Why Can't I? by PiaculumDeFatum reviews
SLASH! Crossover CSI:CSI: Miami. A conference in Chicago ends up changing both Ryan Wolfe's and Greg Sanders' lives forever.
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,355 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 5/21/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006 - Complete
Love Means Never Having to TimeTravel by BlueRosesAtMidnight reviews
Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,694 - Reviews: 1459 - Favs: 2,630 - Follows: 526 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Comeback of the Year by Monica121 reviews
There was one problem with this whole life style of ours. I mean, it wasn’t a problem for me. It was a problem for them. People love us, I won't deny it. I mean, who could not love The Weasley Twins? But the thing is, nobody's ever gotten us.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,281 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/27/2006 - George W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Optimist’s Guide to Christmas by Caster reviews
Greg would be more than happy to buy Ryan Wolfe a Secret Santa gift. His problem? He hasn't even met the man before. [GregxRyan]
CSI - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,744 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/17/2006 - Greg S. - Complete
Destorted Reflection by Sillie reviews
He can only stare, wideeyed, unbelieving. It can’t be... NickGreg This means slash people! :3
CSI - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Nick S., Greg S. - Complete
Honestly by triple-rocks reviews
They sit down to dinner to divide their belongings. (Calleigh-Speed)
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/30/2004
Sneaky Dirty Sundays by Mistress Desdemona reviews
Hermione shouldn't have to sneak around. But she does, every Sunday. HGFW. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,036 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
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The Future He Never Knew He Wanted reviews
Just a cute, fluffy fic about Steve and Danny and their new son, Noah. A gift for my H50 secret santa over on tumblr.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2012 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Family Ties Are Precious Threads reviews
Danny and Steve have grown into a family over the years, but what happens when someone shows up and threatens everything they love? Will they fight to keep their family together or accept defeat and watch it be torn apart?
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 137,133 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The McGarrettWilliams Family Through the Years reviews
A collection of one-shots that follow Danny, Steve, and their family through the ups and downs of life. All chapters are companion pieces to "If You Ever Need Me, I'll Be There" and "Family Ties Are Precious Threads."
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,731 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Steve M., Danny W.
If You Ever Need Me, I'll Be There reviews
Steve and Danny didn't realize how much they relied on each other. It took months of support and the innocent insights of their two little girls to realize just how much they needed each other. McDanno pre-slash/slash
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,037 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Your Smile Has Me Mesmerized reviews
Hermione and Fred kept their relationship a secret from their friends and family. And what a hard task that was. They faced trials and obstacles at every turn, but hopefully, they'll make it out on top.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,780 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G.
Our Lives Start Becoming One reviews
A story about Greg and Nick and the family they've established together, with a few twists and turns along the way.
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/5/2009 - Greg S., Nick S.
Remembered As the Hero Who Left With a Laugh reviews
DH SPOILERS! Hermione lost her soul mate that night during the Final Battle, and now she has to grieve the loss of a lover while having to raise his son, who bears a strikingly remarkable resemblance to his father.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
The Scars Still Remain, and The Tears Still Flow reviews
Hermione disappeared, and after six years of invisibility she's finally come back to England, but with a six year old surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,679 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/31/2006 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
I'm Finally Happy reviews
Hermione finally realizes what's going to make her life happy once more.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Hermione G. - Complete
Happily Ever After Only Happens in Movies reviews
Hermione packs away her life as she begins to move on. But moving on has never been so hard to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 743 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
One White Rose reviews
Hermione made a mistake, it cost her her heart. Short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 486 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2006 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Your laughter, contagious reviews
Nick can't bring himself to tell Greg the truth, what happens when he finally does?
CSI - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Greg S., Nick S. - Complete
Time Did Not Matter Anymore reviews
Legolas is contemplating his relationship, are all the risks involved worth taking?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/8/2006 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Legolas - Complete
For Once, I Cried reviews
Legolas has to deal with mortality, and the loss of his love, forever.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Legolas - Complete