Connie Nervegas
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Joined 10-19-01, id: 120063, Profile Updated: 09-15-16
Author has written 68 stories for Ninja Turtles, My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア, Golden Girls, Fifty Shades Trilogy, and Deadpool.

Just to reiterate. DIALOG TAGS ARE NOT SENTENCES, PEOPLE. AND A DIRECT ADDRESS IS OFFSET BY COMMAS. SEE WHAT I DID THERE, PEOPLE.

Something that's been bugging me. I don't really want to take a stance either way about turtlecest. Like it if you like it. I don't really care. I just try to see the turtles through the eyes of siblings I've experienced through my own life and through my own relationship as a sibling and that's where my no-cest statements in the stories come from. Normally, in the course of life, siblings don't even consider it and I've noticed that I bring it up unnaturally a lot in the course of my stories because I see it in the genre. So I'm going to try to be a little more realistic, at least in my own view, and stop mentioning it, even jokingly. I hope that clears things up. So no offense meant. I don't mean to make jabs at any genre or generalize or anything.

The TMNT story is something I wrote while trying to solve a problem in my own story and so the structure reflects the plot through character solution I was seeking. Sorry that it's mostly character and not much fighting. It is based on the first 7 or 8 issues of the Volume 1 comics and not the cartoon.

I just put up a new episode of TMNT adventures. And yes, it is considered a Golden Girls crossover. There are no Golden Girls in the story and only a very minor character with a really silly name who was mentioned during the course of one episode. But I used enough detail that I thought the show should get credit. It's a little shorter than the first one and I don't feel completely satisfied with it. So helpful criticism would be appreciated. I was a creative writing major, so I'm used to the workshop idea. But please say something helpful and don't tell me that it's crap. That doesn't help me in any way.

The third story is done. I won't make any comments about it, except that Mary Sue is an evil more pervasive than I would ever have imagined.

I'm working on a series of diary entries for April. Thinking about what life would be like for somebody who hung around with teenagers who happen to be ninjas makes me laugh. I don't think it would be all coolness and fun all the time. So far I'm just rambling with it, so I don't know if it will really get anywhere or not.

April's Diary is starting to look a little like Bridget Jones' Diary. But whatever. I'm having fun with it.

1/7/11 - Miracle of miracles. I finished the April's Diary ENDING OF EPICNESS outline again. So another chapter might come along today or tomorrow. Oh, and I'm going to put those interim chapters where they belong, so don't get confused.

1/15/11 - We're going to end the April's Diary audio play voting soon, so go vote. Also, the Stealthy Stories nomination process ends on 1/22/11 so get those stories read and sorted. Info is on the forum. Also wanted to say that I've gotten some OOC comments and wanted to say that I purposefully do that sometimes.

1/27/11 - Haven't been updating as much. I'll try to get on some stuff like The Tormentor and April's Diary.

1/29/11 - Taking the first baby steps towards renewing The Tormentor. Might have the chapter finished tomorrow.

1/30/11 - Just posted probably the silliest parody I've ever written.

2/5/11 - The Stealthy Stories awards nomination period ends next week and not many people have nominated. We won't have anything to vote for if nobody nominates anything. So go over there and do it. Get busy. http:///forum/viewtopic.php?t=14684&mforum=stealthystories

2/11/11 - Wrote a Golden Girls/ TMNT character crossover. Going to do all four turtles and girls. I have strange interests I guess. Working on some projects. I need to get up some new chapters though.

2/15/11 - The nominations are out. Strangely enough, Black Wings got Best Romance and Best Horror. What kind of a monster have I created? Here's the ballot: http:///forum/viewtopic.php?t=15092&mforum=stealthystories

3/2/11 - So I wrote a story that seems to crush the soul. Awesome. And that notorious *lame* likes it. I have tamed the wild beast.

3/27/11 - The 2011 fanfic awards are in and here are my wins. Thanks for reading and enjoying:

Best Action/Adventure

1st - “April’s Diary” by Connie Nervegas
Best Comedy
1st - “April’s Diary” by Connie Nervegas
2nd - “Farm Animals” by Connie Nervegas

Best Drama
1st - “The Black Wings” by Connie Nervegas
Best Horror
1st - “The Black Wings” by Connie Nervegas
3rd - “The Shadow” by Connie Nervegas
Best Romance
2nd - “The Black Wings” by Connie Nervegas
Best Tragedy/Angst
2nd - “The Black Wings” by Connie Nervegas
Best Chibi
1st - “Taken” by Connie Nervegas
Strangest Scene
2nd - “The Shadow” by Connie Nervegas
3rd - “Real Men Wear Pink” by Connie Nervegas

Most Accurate Portrayal
1st - “April’s Diary” by Connie Nervegas

Best Leonardo Scene
2nd - “Leo’s Journal” by Connie Nervegas

Honorable Mention - "The Shadow" by Connie Nervegas
Best Donatello Scene
1st - "For the Love of a Motherboard" by Connie Nervegas
Best Raphael Scene
3rd - “The Taco Stand” by Connie Nervegas

Honorable Mention - “The Foundling” by Connie Nervegas
Best Michelangelo Scene
2nd - “Broken Brain” by Connie Nervegas
Best Villain
3rd - “April’s Diary” by Connie Nervegas
Best Canon Ally
1st - “April’s Diary” by Connie Nervegas
Best Original Character
1st - “Leo’s Journal” by Connie Nervegas
Best Short Work
1st - “Height Challenged” by Connie Nervegas

Best One-Shot

Honorable Mention - "With Every Breath I Become More Inflated" by Connie Nervegas
Best Multichapter
2nd - “April’s Diary” by Connie Nervegas
Best New Author
1st - Connie Nervegas

4/3/11 - The little audioplay version of April's Diary is posted now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aoBkPgUclGE

6/8/11 - Dude! I'm updating. I posted an April's Diary chapter. I wrote it as a little special for the audio play and it was going to be exclusive to that, but I decided to put it up anyway. I've been working on Hamato Overture really diligently. Yes, it's a romance and I will continue to chip away at it. I might have to wait until the Mary Sue craze dies down first though. And I finally had some big brain waves on Black Wings. I think it's going to go down a road that people aren't expecting. I hope. Or else I'm not doing my job right. Oh, by the way. Quoting yourself on your own wall is both lame and tacky. If you want to look really arrogant and immature, then go ahead and do it.

6/11/11 - So I came really close to screaming at somebody for hinting around about what I should put in my author's notes or more like what I shouldn't put in them. They're mine and I'll say whatever please.

6/13/11 - Still working on making Black Wings work. Too many epic ideas.

6/29/11 - Decided to write an essay about the pointless nature of the definition of Mary Sue. I'm getting tired of seeing her as a measure of all things character. She's just a figment of fanfiction's imagination.

7/8/11 - I wrote a Black Wings chapter. It's kind of a little exposition chapter because I'm trying to move out of the slump of misery and towards action.

8/16/11 - I put up a little drabble about gardening. Still working on Hamato Overture, but I got all confused and screwed up the next chapter. I might use a different idea. I think I just need a different way to head into the chapter. Like start further in. Been reading Dante's The Inferno and it's giving me wild ideas about Black Wings. I know the last chapter kind of lamed out, so I'll fix it up before I start up again. I need to finish Golden Girls crossover too. And I watched Pride and Prejudice and got crossover ideas there too. I need to stop having ideas.

8/17/11 - I need to start responding to reviewers again. And updating stuff. Finishing my outlines. Getting back on the ball.

9/7/11 - I'm working on Hamato Overture again. I finally figured out what was wrong with that outline. And a few of my fanfiction buddies might write little cameos for Shannon. I know M.D. Owen is writing her a little spot in her story "I Remember You". I borrowed Emyrs Becker from that story and dropped her into Hamato Overture, making her ten times more loony. The story is here: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6154479/1/I_Remember_You

I like seeing her walk around in other stories. I don't mind if she's different. I like seeing how others perceive a character I've created. It's also obviously flattering that anybody would even want to.

Here's a little progress or report on my stories that are in limbo -

The Black Wings - I mucked up the last chapter. At least the last half and I'll be rewriting that after I figure out the rest of the outline. I had a brilliant idea that doesn't seem so brilliant anymore, but hopefully my new ideas are better. I want to get them in order before I rewrite and send it down a path.

April's Diary - I got an alarming review that seemed to think the last chapter was the "epic" ending I promised. I have a flabby chapter in the outline that needs to be incorporated into the next and I planned some things that look stupid now. So I think I'll get on that at some point...

The Tormentor - Nothing. Nada. Still no idea.

The Foundling - I keep saying I'll write on it every time I see my adorable nephew and then realize I can't do adorable stuff because of the nature of the next chapter and also I don't know how to lead into it yet.

9/8/11 - I just wrote half an April's Diary chapter! Woohoo!

9/16/11 - So I had a pretty noticeable continuity error in Chapter 11 of Hamato Overture. Merritt sat on the couch and the next sentence he was sitting in a bean bag chair. Whoops.

9/30/11 - So I finally have myself a full time job! I won't have as much time to write, but I wasn't writing all that much anyway. I've mostly been obsessing on finishing Hamato Overture. I think it's because romance is so hard for me and I'm determined to see this through and do it right. But it takes a lot more labor on my part. So I think I'm going to be ignoring my other stories until it's done.

6-19-12 - Wow. Long time no post. I'm still working on Hamato Overture. I has a super stressful winter. I got a full time job the same time as my last post too. Coincidence? I think not. And I need to totally redo the outline for Hamato Overture. I'm going to remove the last chapter because it's not right and put it in OC drabbles, I think. Here are my awards this year:

Best Romance: Hamato Overture, 1st place

Best Crossover: Golden Girls and Green Boys, 1st place

Strangest Scene: Duality, Honorable Mention

Best Leonardo Scene: Honorable Mention, Hudson River Cannibals

Best Raphael Scene: Hamato Overture, 1st place

Duality, Honorable Mention

Best Michelangelo Scene: April's Diary, 3rd place

Best Canon Ally: The Foundling, Honorable Mention

Best Original Character: Hamato Overture, 1st place

Best Multichapter: The Black Wings, Honorable Mention

Best Established Author: 3rd place

12-15-13: It's been so long since I posted, I hardly know how to use the website anymore. I'm sure I wouldn't know my password if my browser hadn't remembered for me.

8-10-14: Saw the movie two days ago. Wrote a chapter of April's Diary. Don't really feel like expounding on my opinion. Even though I know the world must be dying to know what THE GREAT CONNIE NERVEGAS thinks of the new movie.

5-10-15: I need to find some images for story covers. I just thought of the perfect catch phrase for April's Diary and put that up. I want to find an image of either a stripper or a swirling evil vortex for Cherry Pop, but APPARENTLY strippers would probably get me banned for indecency.

9-15-16: I don't know if anybody still looks at my update page or not anymore. You have probably noticed that I longer update. About six months ago I made the mistake of going on some anti-anxiety medication that totally deprived me of all creative drive. I've decided to come off it, but even though I'm on the lowest dose, I'm not sure that I will be able to write for a few months at least. Hopefully, I'll be able to get my brains back soon.

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Vigil by Caleigho reviews
Raphael has been rendered powerless from an attack. Leonardo maintains his vigil.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,450 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Heart Never Lies by deathoftoast reviews
Raphael has always had issues with his brothers, so when someone appears who seems to understand him, of course he wants to be closer to them. This is an April Fools joke I did for 2010 to see if people would believe it was a serious yet bad fanfiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,230 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Raphael, Shredder - Complete
Survival of the Species by Hannurdock reviews
SLASH, gender switching. Mikey has a shock.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/26/2013 - Published: 3/19/2001 - Complete
Getting to Know You by Vaeru reviews
Oneshots. It takes some getting used to, hanging around mutant ninja turtles. "The VCR blinks 12:00 in a never-ending beat, but the television is off, and April blinks blurrily into the darkness, wondering briefly of where and why."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,231 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 5/6/2010 - April O'Neil - Complete
Letters To Yoshi by BubblyShell22 reviews
Splinter writes letters to Yoshi chronicling his life as a mutated rat and single parent to four turtle sons.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,142 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Splinter
Captured like a Stallion by LilNinjaWolf reviews
He's captured and shipped off to another land where those who want charge of him will use him for the unimaginable. Can he survive and make it home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,817 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Split Point by MD Owen reviews
Four Brothers, a beach, trunks, a naughty kid, and a lighthouse.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Mission: Subway by MD Owen reviews
Leonardo and Michelangelo are on a very important mission and must not let their family down!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Donnie's Daze by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
My part of a Round Robin Story. What if the the turtles were able to go out normally like everyone else? This is Donnie's average Friday if that were the case.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/6/2011 - Donatello - Complete
Cops and Ninjas by Meg720 reviews
He'd never wanted to hurt a cop, but what choice did he have? He was practically on top of him, and he wasn't hidden very well and he was going to be discovered and they were all going to end up in Bishop's lab as turtle sushi. Breathe, Mike. Breathe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,283 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
Silent Chambers by Pinguin1993 reviews
Stealthy Stories Contest. Ever wondered what happens when you put Raph and Leo into a box, six feet under, with nothing but each other and a dagger? Bishop did. And so he tries it out. Of course help is coming. But where exactly are they? Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,532 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
New York Institute of Science and Baloney by MD Owen reviews
Was a secret santa gift to Donnysgal on Stealthy Stories. Mikey shouldn't believe everything he hears.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Dark Winter by Amicitia Revenant reviews
January in New York can be brutal. A snowstorm shuts down the city, even as the creeping cold paralyzes the Turtles themselves. Splinter/April, but only as friends.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Splinter, April O'Neil - Complete
Drunk by Caleigho reviews
Leo tends to his wounds in the wrong way.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael
Fractured by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
Mikey and Raph are injured during a fight. There's something wrong. Why is everyone acting so weird now?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,521 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Michelangelo, Raphael
GreaseBoys by MD Owen reviews
part of the TMNT Real Life jobs round-robin fiction challenge. Raphael is a part time grease monkey; talks of his brothers' careers. 2010 TMNT Awards: Honorable mention, best AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,737 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Talking by bluepickles92 reviews
Many people have asked why Raph is the only turtle with an accent. Here's my answer in the form of a one-shot. Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,803 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Six Feet Under by BlowMyHeartUp reviews
So deep and down we go... Master Splinter has been captured by Bishop. Can the turtles find him in time?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,526 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Complete
Hold Your Breath by StarryFeathers reviews
They might make it in time...or they might just have to watch him drown...the clock is ticking...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,654 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
60 Minutes by LilNinjaWolf reviews
Time is running short and with being buried alive, there's no guarantee he'll be found before he runs out of air.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,066 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 10/19/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Buried Alive by BubblyShell22 reviews
Splinter is captured by Bishop and trapped in a casket. Can his sons reach him before it's too late?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,946 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Splinter - Complete
First Blood by Polaris'05 reviews
Some people can kill without even thinking. Some can murder and go on their way. Some can deal death without ever blinking. And some people will find that only their mind is the price that they have to pay. Companion piece to What Never Happened
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,291 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Donatello - Complete
The Folds of Darkness by SeaThreePeeO reviews
One Shot: Sometimes the enemy is closer then you think! Please read and review. Reviews help me delevop my writing skills, they also make me feel loved.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Raphael
Be Okay by Angst Splatter reviews
"I'm giving you the choice now. Give me the location of the turtles and you will stay unharmed." "Never." A fic revolving around the three strongest women of the Ninja Turtles. For once, it's not the turtles being captured and tortured.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 9/20/2010 - April O'Neil, Angel - Complete
Them by SeaThreePeeO reviews
Drabble, Leonardo Centric. No-one says you have to like the way your life is going. Please review as reviews keep me working! Enjoy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
THE BEST TMNT FANFIC EVAH by zenonaa reviews
The TMNT find true love. TMNTOC The summary is bad but the story is much better I promise!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,627 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Complete
Turning the Tables by Amicitia Revenant reviews
"If we really wanted to do some good for this city, we should start offering self-defense classes for all these dumb broads." The Turtles try a new tack for reducing Manhattan's crime problem.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Complete
Wall to Wall by RenaRoo reviews
Drabbles of turtles... Complete
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/26/2010 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Complete
My Awesome TMNT Fanfiction by zenonaa reviews
Raph meets a girl who the Foot want. RaphOC. Warning! Contains: turtle cest, angst, suicide, character death, m-preg, a Mary Sue, sex, a turtle becoming human, turtle children and other stuff. Summary bad. Story good.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Send in the Clowns by Kallasilya reviews
When Raphael is captured and traded as an animal on the black market, he is forced to question his pride, his strength, and what it really means to be human.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,347 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Raphael - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 71 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
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Gout reviews
Bakugo and Kirishima's friendship is tested by excessive uric acid intake and repressed feelings.
My Hero Academia/僕のヒーローアカデミア - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,864 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2019
April's Diary reviews
April writes about her daily experiences as a grown woman hanging around with four teenage ninjas. The only place where she can vent openly when they get on her nerves and about what she really thinks of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 109 - Words: 304,982 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 11/9/2015 - Published: 7/3/2010 - April O'Neil
MS-DOS reviews
Donatello must defeat an impossible foe before everyone in the city is vaguely vaporized or irradiated by a vague and ill-defined plot threat.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/18/2015 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Seed of Destruction reviews
Leonardo must find chaotic dark energy hiding deep in the city before it destroys the universe. He stumbles from one awkward situation to another in his bid to locate the deceptive evil power, encountering a workaholic stripper, Hal Barton: serial killer, and the definition of selfless friendship along the way!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 69,625 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/27/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Leonardo, OC
25 reviews
Raph keeps a short journal after he and Don find themselves enslaved on a distant and sparse planet. RATED M FOR BEING REALLY DEPRESSING.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Donatello, Raphael
Deadpool v Leonardo reviews
Deadpool, the merc with a mouth tracks Leonardo, his latest target. (THAT IS SO LAME! NEEDS MORE ME AND LESS HIM. I'M WRITING IN BIG CAPPY LETTERS SO THAT YOU SEE THIS WHEN IT COMES UP IN THE SUMMARY LIST LIKE, YO! THIS IS ABOUT DEADPOOL! TITLE NEEDS MORE BADASS TOO. LIKE "TURTLE: THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.")
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/27/2015 - Leonardo, Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
I Used to Be Michelangelo reviews
Mikey writes an open letter about his portrayal in fanfiction. With great wailing and gnashing of teeth, angst and tragedy, he discusses the consequences of reading fanfiction about yourself.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/14/2015 - Complete
Tornado reviews
Leo and Karai must battle the most vengeful force in the universe... Michigan weather.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2015 - Leonardo, Raphael, Karai - Complete
Caught in Red Tape reviews
Raph contemplates his fate after he's caught by the police and accused of murder. (another refurbished story from the old computer of Connie Nervegas)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Raphael - Complete
We Be Up in the Club Like reviews
The boys and April go to a "mutant friendly" nightclub. But just how friendly...? (resurrected from the ancient unfinished works of Connie Nervegas)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,731 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/18/2015 - Leonardo - Complete
The Hamato Overture reviews
Raphael never expected to have a musical savant dressed as a fairy sitting in his lap or that her music and simple mind would be the key for his walls to crumble down.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,540 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2015 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Raphael, OC - Complete
The Hamato Overture: Valentine's Day reviews
This another pop-out holiday themed chapter, like Halloween. Raph struggles, agonizes, worries, and stresses over getting Shannon a Valentine's Day present. And then worries and stresses. Followed by agonizing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2015 - Raphael - Complete
50 Shades of Green reviews
Raph is interviewed by a young inept college student. She is soon overcome with lust for his mysterious sexy rage. Will they ever overcome his complete apathy for her and her needy whining?
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/15/2015
Turtles vs Zombies reviews
Will the turtles survive the undead horde that has taken over the country?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,528 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo
OC Drabbles reviews
Little random scenes using my own or guest OCs.Bad Teddy: The last chapter I posted on Hamato Overture. It's not a bad chapter, but I don't want to go in that direction at all. I feel like I'm just doing the same thing over again and need to move on.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 7/12/2011
Golden Girls and Green Boys reviews
Crossover. The boys meet the girls from Miami and find that they have more in common than you would think.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,854 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 2/11/2011
April O'Neil: Warrior Princess reviews
April defeats an enemy and arouses the jealousy of the true possessor of the mystic weapon used in her triumphant battle. A rather pretentious summary for a story inspired by Alex Hamato's bravery against an imaginary foe last night.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/6/2011 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
The Horrors of Halloween reviews
A little Halloween special from my story The Hamato Overture. Raph tries to spend Halloween with Shannon, but the night is ruined by a psychotic force more devious and evil than any he has faced before.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,792 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Canon Drabbles reviews
I keep changing the title of this. I've decided to make one place to put canon drabbles. Mostly from TMNT Tuesdays. Domination: He has a home and a name, but will he gain power?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
Helpless reviews
How can adults explain things to their children that they can't understand it themselves. In honor of 9/11.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Splinter, Leonardo - Complete
Farm Animals 2 reviews
Mikey has the gene for chaos and Don has the know-how to make it happen.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,641 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
The Black Wings reviews
A mysterious woman befriends Leo, but the relationship is hampered by his brothers suspicions.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,759 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael
Going Postal reviews
Raph braves the dangers of the United States Postal system.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Leo's Journal reviews
Leo keeps an account of his activities in Central America. He meets interesting people, gets exotic diseases and inherits goats. Also battles injustice too.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,167 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Leonardo
The Foundling reviews
The boys find a baby in a sewer tunnel and search for its parents and the reason it was dropped on their doorstep.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,893 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/15/2011 - Published: 10/2/2010
The Only Thing Left reviews
Leo and Raph struggle to make a new start. WARNING: LOTS OF BAD STUFF HAPPENS
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,641 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/1/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
An Unlikely Hero reviews
Karai rescues Leo from the foot after an experimental form of tortures goes very wrong. I'll change the name when I think of something better. The story is as experimental as the torture. So expect weirdness.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Karai, Leonardo
Hudson River Cannibals reviews
Leo's rescues are not always so epic.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,177 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
Facebook reviews
Leo discovers that ninjas must always be wary, even on social networking sites. My first Karai story.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Leonardo, Karai - Complete
The Nervegas Legacy reviews
Can Raph survive life in the Nervegas family? This probably counts as a parody of self inserts.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Raphael - Complete
The Sickness reviews
Raph gets sick and Leo is forced to nurse the brute. Cowritten with M.D. Owen.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Taken reviews
Toddler Mikey is taken home by an elderly woman. Will he ever find his way back home?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 11/24/2010 - Michelangelo
Duality reviews
An average day in the life of Hamato Raphael, hardened ninja by day and knitting Care Bear lover by night. RAPH BONDAGE
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Raphael - Complete
With Every Breath I Take I Become More Inflated reviews
The turtles and friends are characters in their own soap opera. They battle marriage, birth, death and spontaneous resurrection.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Complete
First Night on the Job reviews
Raph muses on his first few nights as Nightwatcher.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Raphael - Complete
It Could Be The Last reviews
Christmas songfic. Casey and Leo complain about their "wives."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Casey Jones, Leonardo - Complete
Real Men Wear Pink reviews
Raph receives an unusual Christmas present from Splinter. Edited.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Raphael, Splinter - Complete
Justice reviews
Part 2 of the TMNT Day Jobs challenge at SS. Leo balances life as an attorney, ninja and father.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Leonardo - Complete
Height Challenged reviews
Mikey makes a devastating discovery about his height.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Stakeout reviews
Leo and Raph sit in a car and philosophize about sexy music, migraines and gross viral videos. Just a character rant to get me through the day.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
The Shadow reviews
Leo inadvertently strikes a bargain with a mysterious being and must find a way to stop it before it claims one of his brothers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Leonardo, Michelangelo - Complete
First Name Basis reviews
April is faced with an impossible challenge. Learn the names of four guys who all look the same.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/22/2010 - April O'Neil, Michelangelo - Complete
The Victim reviews
Trapped underground with no way out. Will Raph break? From the buried alive challenge.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Raphael - Complete
Slogan reviews
One-shot. Mikey tries to come up with a slogan for the fearless foursome.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Michelangelo, Leonardo - Complete
Farm Animals reviews
Leo and Raph decompress on Casey's farm.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,539 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Maria Susana, Elemental Queen of Someplace reviews
She is a girl, lost in NYC. What are these strange powers she has. Can she find true love. Raphael/OC.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,485 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Raphael
For the Love of a Motherboard reviews
Songfic. Don looks for love in the wrong place.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
The Blues reviews
Songfic. Why does Raph wander?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/13/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Home Schooling reviews
One shot. A typical school day with the turtles. Dedicated to all home schoolers.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Mutual Corruption reviews
Songfic. Raph is on a mission to corrupt an innocent lass. But who is corrupting who?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
The Taco Stand reviews
One shot. Raph ventures into the realm of customer service when he mans Johnny No Thumbs' taco stand.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,077 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Raphael, April O'Neil - Complete
Blood reviews
Songfic. Don contemplates the meaning of the red stuff.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,383 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Donatello - Complete
Questions for Nightwatcher reviews
One-shot. Mikey asks the questions we've all wanted to know about Nightwatcher but were too afraid of Raph to ask.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
Imagination reviews
Songfic. A glimpse into the vast imagination of Michelangelo. Turtletot
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Michelangelo, Raphael - Complete
Morning's Revenge reviews
Sort of a songfic collage. Mikey gets revenge through dance.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Last Words reviews
Another songfic. They're like a drug. Raph contemplates his last words.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Hero Fail reviews
Songfic. Leo wonders if he'll ever rescue a damsel in distress and come out looking like the hero of the piece.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Broken Brain reviews
Another songfic. Mikey tries to put a kit together, but he finds that he has a handicap.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
The Gargoyle reviews
A songfic. A for real songfic! Raph is angry and miserable and sort of enjoying it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Brotherly Love reviews
Leo is injured and his brothers are overwhelmed with emotion. Drabblish in nature.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Perpetual Sacrifice reviews
Donatello must make a sacrifice between a new obsession and an old friend. Just a drabble. Well, I didn't count the words but it's short.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
The Epic Saga of Hamato Donatello reviews
Donny finds himself on an epic journey after realizing that the NYPD has evidence of their existence. Rating subject to change in future.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Donatello
The Tormentor reviews
A hostage must learn to outwit his captors if he ever wants to see his family again.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,499 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Leonardo, Raphael
Dead Silence reviews
Donatello discovers that silence is not always golden.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/12/2010 - Donatello - Complete
Confessions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle reviews
Raph gets trapped in a confessional while on the prowl for a mugger and is forced into the unfamiliar role of counselor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Raphael - Complete
The Democratic Nation of TMNT vs Mary Sue reviews
Mikey is elected the oldest child and Leonardo struggles to escape the clutches of girl named Mary Sue.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Ninja Turtle Baby Sitting Service reviews
Another typical day in the life of the TMNT. Don is afraid of babies, Raph is pursued by a loan shark and April may never trust them with any of her personal property, or friends' children, ever again.
Crossover - Ninja Turtles & Golden Girls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Donatello - Complete
The Turtle in His Natural Habitat reviews
This is a videoblog transcript kept by Mike documenting the everyday drama in the family. Raph and Leo fight over something stupid, Mike thinks the lair is haunted and Don bores 150 Foot Clansmen into submission. T for language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
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