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Joined 06-25-19, id: 12475877, Profile Updated: 03-09-20
Author has written 48 stories for Misc. Plays/Musicals, Misc. Books, Harry Potter, StarTrek: The Original Series, Sherlock Holmes, Frankenstein, Aliens/Predator, Scooby Doo, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Bewitched, Pride and Prejudice, Little Women, Canterbury Tales, Wonderful Wizard of Oz, Good Omens, Oliver Twist, Wuthering Heights, Edgar Allan Poe, Metamorphoses, Macbeth, Dracula, A Royal Christmas, A Christmas Carol, How the Grinch Stole Christmas, Crown, Cinderella, Sleeping Beauty, Puss in Boots, 2011, Little Mermaid, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Fairy Tales, Mandalorian, I Dream of Jeannie, Get Smart, Misc. Tv Shows, Twilight, 1984, Great Gatsby, Good Place, Artemis Fowl, and Some Like It Hot.

Creme Tangerine casts the Beatles as characters from classic works of literature, or reimagines historical and pop-cultural events, movies or television shows with a Beatlesque flavor.

If you’re looking for fan fiction that places the Beatles in romantic settings, look elsewhere (there are plenty of those sites to be found). But if you enjoy both classic rock and classic novels, then these are the stories for you!

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She's so Good Looking, but She Looks like a Man
John Lennon and Paul McCartney disguise themselves as female musicians to flee a pair of gun-wielding bank robbers, in this story inspired by the movie "Some Like it Hot."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Some Like It Hot - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,533 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 7/4
I'll Get You in the End!
LEPRecon Officer Holly Short's mission to apprehend Mulch Diggums becomes more complicated when she crosses paths with two of the Beatles. Inspired by the Artemis Fowl series of novels.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,136 - Published: 6/20 - Foaly, Holly S., Mulch D. - Complete
The Art of Dying
The cast from the TV show "The Good Place" meet John Lennon and George Harrison in the afterlife.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Good Place - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Published: 6/7 - Eleanor S., Chidi A., Tahani A., Janet - Complete
You Knew in Time We'd Meet Again
John, Paul, George and Ringo meet up at a Roaring Twenties party in Long Island, and end up serenading Gatsby and Daisy.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,807 - Published: 5/24 - Daisy B., J. Gatsby, Klipspringer, Owl Eyes - Complete
1967
This story reimagines George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984," with John Lennon cast as Winston Smith. Unlike the original book, this tale offers a hopeful way out of totalitarian oppression.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & 1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Published: 5/9 - Complete
Young Blood, I Can't Get You Out of My Mind!
A chance encounter with some vampiric teenagers in the Pacific Northwest spells trouble for the Beatles at the start of their 1964 North American tour. Inspired by Stephenie Meyer's YA novel "Twilight."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Published: 4/26 - Alice, Edward, Jasper, Charlotte - Complete
Yes, I'm a Witch
The cast of "Bewitched" meets John and Yoko at the Amsterdam Hilton, and discusses peace and the magic of advertising.
Crossover - Bewitched & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,396 - Published: 4/19 - Complete
Get Yourself Together Now, and Give me Something Tasty!
The Beatles pop by the WGBH studio in Boston before their August 18, 1966 concert in Suffolk Downs to make an appearance on Julia Child's television show, "The French Chef."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,742 - Published: 4/11 - Complete
Maxwell Wilbur's Camera
Control Agents Max Smart and Ninety-Nine are assigned to shadow the Beatles on the eve of their 1964 concert at the Washington Coliseum, after a Kaos agent is reported to have penetrated the band's inner circle.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Get Smart - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,111 - Published: 4/4 - Max S./Agent 86, Agent 99, The Chief - Complete
He Said, He Said reviews
Two years before his death, John Lennon wanders into a cave just outside San Francisco and discovers the head of Lt. Commander Data from The Starship Enterprise.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,076 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/28 - Data, Guinan, J. Picard - Complete
You only give me your Funny Paper
A collector of rare Beatles memorabilia has to make a difficult choice in this piece of speculative fiction inspired by today's Coronavirus headlines.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Published: 3/21
Blink for Yourself
The Beatles give an impromptu concert in the living room of astronaut Tony Nelson in this story inspired by the TV show "I Dream of Jeannie."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & I Dream of Jeannie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,894 - Published: 3/14 - Jeannie, Tony N., Roger H., Dr. Bellows - Complete
Rhyme Rah Raytist!
Scooby Doo and the Mystery Gang are called to the Sunset Sound Recorders Studio in Los Angeles to investigate a masked intruder who has snuck into Ringo Starr's 1973 recording session of the song, "I'm the Greatest."
Crossover - Scooby Doo & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,829 - Published: 3/7 - Fred, Velma, Shaggy, Scooby Doo - Complete
Baby, Take a Chance with Me!
John, Paul, George and Ringo – struggling musicians with a semi-regular gig at the Mos Eisely cantina on the planet Tatooine – take on a gifted, young horn player whom they nickname "Baby Yoda" in this story inspired by Episode 5 of the television show "The Mandalorian."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Mandalorian - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Published: 2/29 - The Mandalorian/Din Djarin, The Child/baby yoda, Toro Calican - Complete
Four Brides for Four Brothers
This reimagining of a classic German fairy tale casts the Beatles as four brothers who travel to a mysterious castle to seek the hands of four imprisoned princesses.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Fairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,712 - Published: 2/22 - Complete
The Duke was Having Problems with a Message
The characters from the fairy tale "Snow White" interrupt a musical rehearsal at the Beatles' little cottage in the forest.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,240 - Published: 2/15 - Prince Charming, Queen, Snow White - Complete
Cause I'm the Fish, and You're the Sea
While riding aboard the Yellow Submarine, the Beatles take a detour from their journey to Pepperland so they can help the Little Mermaid in her quest to win Prince Eric's love.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,969 - Published: 2/8 - Ariel, Prince Eric, Sebastian, Ursula - Complete
The Lucky Man who made the Grade reviews
This retelling of "Puss in Boots" features John Lennon's intrepid cat Tim in the titular role, while John takes the part of the miller's youngest son and Sir Paul McCartney is promoted to King James Paul II.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Puss in Boots, 2011 - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,176 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31 - Puss in Boots - Complete
They're Only Sleeping
Strung out on a tincture of medieval Preludin, John, Paul, George and Ringo arrive at King Stefan's castle to perform at Princess Aurora's sixteenth birthday party, but find a very unresponsive audience.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Sleeping Beauty - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Published: 1/25 - Aurora/Briar Rose, Prince Phillip, Maleficent, King Stefan - Complete
I've found a Driver, and that's a Start!
The Beatles lend their talents and songs to this souped-up version of the fairy tale "Cinderella."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Cinderella - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,297 - Published: 1/18 - Cinderella, King, Fairy Godmother, Prince Charming - Complete
The Hound Dog of the Baskervilles
Back in London after finishing their 1965 world tour, John and Paul meet a young man named Henry Baskerville, then travel with him to Devon to visit his newly inherited, haunted home on the moors.
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,331 - Published: 1/10 - Complete
Waiting to Take You Away, Take You Today!
While studying at the Royal Academy for the Dramatic Arts in 1955, Brian Epstein befriends a handsome young wizard, and journeys with him to Diagon Alley to purchase a lucky, fame-attracting charm from a dubious-looking shop clerk named Tom Riddle.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,855 - Published: 1/4 - Voldemort, Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Her Majesty's a Pretty Nice Girl
This "deleted scene" from the third season of the Netflix TV series "The Crown" finds the British royal family discussing the Beatles.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Crown - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,748 - Published: 12/28/2019 - Elizabeth II, Philip M./Duke of Edinburgh, Princess Margaret, Michael A. - Complete
She Walked Out of my Dreams, and into my Van!
An original Beatles Christmas story set on December 13, 1962. Driving through the English countryside between gigs in Bedford and Shrewsbury, the Beatles are facing another frigid night of sleep in Neil Aspinall's dilapidated van. But with a little help from two shepherds and a sheep named Angela, they might just find some room at the local inn.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Published: 12/24/2019 - Complete
How the Grinch Stole the Beatles!
After the Grinch writes a screenplay in which the Beatles have been banished from the earth, two Beatlesque spirits come haunting to show him the error of his ways.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & How the Grinch Stole Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,036 - Published: 12/13/2019 - The Grinch - Complete
I Get High with a Little Help from my Friends
In this variation of O. Henry's classic Christmas story "The Gift of the Magi," John Lennon and Paul McCartney give each other gifts of great value that neither one can use.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,710 - Published: 12/7/2019 - Complete
Four Spirits Dancing So Strange
Four Beatlesque ghosts visit Ebenezer Scrooge on the night before Christmas.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & A Christmas Carol - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,296 - Published: 11/30/2019 - Ebenezer Scrooge, Ghost of Future, Ghost of Past, Ghost of Present - Complete
They're Gonna Put Me in the Movies
After wrapping up the movie "Help!" the Beatles consider starring in the first-ever Hallmark Christmas Rom Com.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & A Royal Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Published: 11/23/2019 - Complete
The Beatle in Times Square
John Lennon discovers a prodigiously gifted cricket in a bundle of periodicals that he'd purchased from a Manhattan newsstand, and takes on the insect as a new musical partner. Based on the classic children's story about friendship, music and New York City, "The Cricket in Times Square."
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,878 - Published: 11/16/2019 - Complete
Tomorrow Never Knows
On July 31, 1965, the evening before the Beatles are scheduled to perform on the television show "Blackpool Night Out" and fifteen years to the date before the birth of Harry Potter, the band pays a visit to a fortune teller by the name of Trelawney and her clairvoyant daughter Sybill.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2019 - Sybill T. - Complete
Your Song Will Fill the Air
John, Paul, George, Ringo and the rest of the crew of the space cargo ship, The Nostromo, join forces to fight off a seemingly indestructible alien, who bears an uncanny resemblance to another British Invasion-era popstar. Inspired by the 1979 horror film "Alien."
Crossover - Aliens/Predator & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,967 - Published: 10/31/2019 - E. Ripley, Jones, Alien/Xenomorph, MOTHER - Complete
A Séance in the Dark
Newly reconstructed as a Frankenstein-like monster, Ringo travels to Friar Park (George's mansion) one evening in 1979, where he meets up with his former bandmates John (Dracula), Paul (Wolfman) and George (The Mummy) for a séance.
Crossover - Frankenstein & Dracula - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,660 - Published: 10/26/2019
Beatle, Bubble, Toil and Trouble
This short retelling of the famous witch scene from Shakespeare's "Macbeth" features the Beatles as four "sons of witches."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Macbeth - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,907 - Published: 10/19/2019 - Macbeth, the Three Witches - Complete
Suddenly, I'm not Half the Man I Used to Be
On one particularly Kafkaesque morning, Paul McCartney wakes up and discovers he has been metamorphosed into a giant beetle.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Metamorphoses - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,937 - Published: 10/12/2019 - Complete
Man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe
On a house hunting trip in the Lake District, Ringo tours a mansion just put on the market by a mysterious man named Roderick Usher.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,007 - Published: 10/5/2019 - Complete
Give me Moors! Hey Hey Hey! Give me Moors! reviews
In March of 1963, shortly before the release of their first album, the Beatles are driving home from a concert in Harrogate. When their dilapidated van breaks down in the Yorkshire moors, they meet a "spirited" fan named Cathy and her ill-tempered boyfriend Heathcliff. This is the first of five Halloween-themed stories I'll be posting in Autumn 2019.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Wuthering Heights - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/28/2019 - Complete
All The Money's Gone, Nowhere to Go
In this loose adaptation of Charles Dickens' story "Oliver Twist," Ringo assumes the role of the orphan Oliver, while Davy Jones plays the Artful Dodger. John, Paul and George are the three Fagan brothers.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Oliver Twist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,362 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Fagan, Oliver Twist, The Dodger - Complete
Christ, You Know It Ain't Easy!
The angel Aziraphale and the demon Crowley come to the rescue when a confused convent school girl confronts John Lennon over his "Beatles are bigger than Christ" remarks.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Published: 9/14/2019 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley, The Deliveryman - Complete
You Know, I Nearly Broke Down and… reviews
An original piece of speculative fiction that imagines a possible meeting between Paul McCartney and John Lennon in the afterlife.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/7/2019 - Complete
The Sign of the Fab Four
This reimagining of the famous Sherlock Holmes story brings a contemporary Sir Paul McCartney to Scotland Yard to inspect a sheet of handwritten Beatles lyrics that has appeared inexplicably on the auction market. But who can solve the mystery of the page's origin?
Crossover - Sherlock Holmes & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,948 - Published: 8/31/2019 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Carry Me Back to the Days I Knew Then
Brian Epstein arranges a private tour of Edinburgh Castle for the Beatles in late November of 1965. When they arrive in the Crown Room, they meet two mysterious visitors from the Starship Enterprise.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Original Series & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,951 - Published: 8/24/2019 - M. Scott, Spock - Complete
Sitting on the Sofa with a Sister or Two
Teenage sisters Narcissa and Andromeda Black use Floo powder to sneak into The Beatles' seminal rooftop concert. But when their sister Bellatrix shows up, the magic moment turns dark.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,135 - Published: 8/17/2019 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Molly W., Andromeda T. - Complete
Because, Because, Because, Because, Because!
This story recasts the characters of the film "The Wizard of Oz" with the Beatles (George as Dorothy, John as Scarecrow, Paul as Tinman, and Ringo as the Cowardly Lion). The frame story is set in Los Angeles, on the eve of the Beatles' 1966 concert at Dodger Stadium.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Wonderful Wizard of Oz - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,019 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2019 - Dorothy, Scarecrow, Tin Woodman, Cowardly Lion
Not Just Any Body
Brian and the Beatles' quiet retreat to an English manor house is interrupted when a footman dies under mysterious circumstances. Fortunately, Jane Marple arrives on the scene to set things to right.
Crossover - Misc. Books & Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,894 - Published: 8/5/2019
Something
A story that is temporarily removed.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16 - Published: 7/27/2019 - Complete
Meet the Beadles
A reimagining of Geoffrey Chaucer's "Canterbury Tales." John, Paul, George and Ringo (cast as the Physician, Knight, Friar and Franklin) meet in a pub on their way to Canterbury Cathedral, and sing a series of ballads to the Wife of Bath.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Canterbury Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Published: 7/21/2019 - Complete
Little Quarrymen
This story reimagines "Little Women" with the Beatles cast as the March sisters. The story is set in a 19th century school, with George Martin as the Teacher and Brian Epstein as the Headmaster.
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Little Women - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,054 - Published: 7/13/2019 - Amy M., Beth M., Jo M., Meg M. - Complete
Pride and Prejudice and Beatles reviews
John, Paul, George and Ringo walk into a Regency-era bar ... and discuss the Bennet sisters from "Pride and Prejudice."
Crossover - Misc. Plays/Musicals & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2019 - Mr. Bingley, Mr. Collins, Mr. Darcy, Mr. Wickham - Complete