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Joined 12-19-14, id: 6355099, Profile Updated: 04-19-17
Author has written 37 stories for Hunger Games, Lord of the Rings, StarTrek: The Original Series, Misc. Movies, Lost Medallion: The Adventures of Billy Stone, Last Samurai, Suite Life series, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, Flaming Star, Scarlet Pimpernel, Zorro, Robin Hood, Captain America, Captain Lightfoot, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, Ivanhoe, Naruto, Avatar: Last Airbender, and Rise of the Guardians.

For God so loved the world He gave His one and only Son. For you so loved God that you gave up part of your bio to repost this.


I have a one-time gift. A beautiful gift that many people are ridiculed for in this day and age. A precious gift that many people throw away. It's called "virginity", and I plan to not waste it on someone who's just gonna dump me later. I choose to be faithful to my future husband, the man who will love me for the rest of my life, and to wait for the wedding day!! If you have chosen to save your one-time gift and are PROUD of your purity, paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Dearheart, floppyearsthebunny, Narniachick, Elizabeth Zara, Knees, LM2MM, LucianLoveNarnia, Queen of Erebor, biddle29, Brievel, Crescent Moon Dancer


I believe in Jesus Christ as my Lord, Savior, and Redeemer, and could not live without him in my life. If you do too, and aren't afraid to admit it, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list. Kakashis-First-Kiss, jedigal125, iloveJacobandJasper, Vampirewithasecret, Lacey-The-Invisible-Ninja, James018, AdorableElephant, MelRose520, I am an Anonymous Person, Mango21, mae2551, DarkHorseBlueSky, Savarra, biddle29, Brievel, Crescent Moon Dancer


This be me physical description. I blame my best friend for making me do it. (Go read and review her story. It's a Black Cauldron story called Hope for the Heartless, and it's AWESOME! :D)

Stringy-topped string bean with sharp tongue and sharper nails. Prone to spontaneous bursts of inexplicable laughter, and also has a penchant for bursting into song for no reason whatsoever. Loves water, but is also partial to explosions. Has an ominous fondness for straight razors and croquet mallets. Can be friendly; prefers to skip around you singing Heather Dale songs before bonking you with a random blunt, heavy object. Distinctive distinctions: Large blue eyes, round chin that sticks out. Usually seen with a wild-eyed expression of sheer lunacy. Very dangerous - avoid at all costs.


Sir Christopher Lee passed away just recently on June 7, 2015. Copy and Paste this and add your name to the list, as a little memorial to him, one of the greatest British actors of our day, whom I first knew as Saruman the white. We remember you, Sir Christopher Lee, thank you for sharing your greatness with the world. ~ThurinRanger, NirCele, LadyLindariel, Crescent Moon Dancer

Ways to annoy Non-Tolkien fans

1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations.

2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor.

3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is.

4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are.

5: Say, ‘I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground’ every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit.

6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around.

7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner hobbit.

8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them.

9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, ‘One does not simply (insert verb here)’.

10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly.

11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, 'wraiths! Wraiths on wings!' and go hide in a closet.

12: Base all English essays on the lord of the rings books or movies.

13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see.

14: Talk like Gollum.

You know you're a Lord of the Rings fan when:

10. Calling everything 'my precious' or you find yourself saying 'gollum, gollum'.

9. Saying it's not missing it's just 'Fallen into the Shadow'.

8. 'Go to Mordor' becomes your substitute for Go to Hell.

7. When somebody tries to help you, you find yourself saying "Nobody tosses a dwarf!"

6. You have asked anyone that had something extraordinarily beautiful "Is that elven-made?"

5. You base your decisions on which direction to take by saying "The air is not so foul down here."

4. You justify taking things that you want from others by saying "You cannot wield it!"

3. To convince someone to do something for you, you whine "You owe me your allegiance!"

2. You say "Fool of a Took!" to stupid people.

1. You enjoy walking along a lake or beach and scaring small children by grabbing them and intensely declaring "Do Not Disturb the Water!"

Fandom Survey

Lord of the Rings

The first character you fell in love with: Erm...no idea. I'm not really in love with any of them. Eomer, maybe?

The character you never expected to love: Faramir

The character you don’t like that everyone else does: Legolas

The character you’re most like: Um...probably Merry. Or maybe Rosie Cotton

The character you’d slap: Legolas. And possibly Frodo, though I wouldn't fancy getting killed by Sam

Three favourite characters: Sam, Boromir, Gimli

Favourite pairing: Sam and Rosie

Favourite non-canon pairing: Er...

The Hobbit

The First character you fell in love with: Fili

The character you never expected to like: Bombur

The character you don't like that everyone else does: Thranduil!

The character you're most like: No bloody idea. Probably Bilbo if anyone

The characters you'd slap: Thranduil, Thranduil, and Thranduil. And then Legolas and Alfred

Three Favourite characters: Balin, Fili, and Bilbo

Favourite pairing: Um...I don't really have one. Tauriel and Kili are kind of cute, but I can't get over the fact that she wasn't in the book. -_-

Favourite non-canon pairing: Er...


1. ONE OF YOUR SCARS, HOW DID YOU GET IT? Hmmm...how about the one on my right elbow. I broke my arm when I was ten, and the scar is from the pins that had to be pounded into it to hold the bone together.

2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? An obsolete work schedule. XD

3. DO YOU SNORE, GRIND YOUR TEETH, OR TALK IN YOUR SLEEP? Apparently I talk in my sleep all the time. And also sleepwalk.

4. WHAT TYPE OF MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Christian, Irish, Scottish, Old Goldies, Bubblegum Pop, gunfighter ballads, Japanese, Derek and Brandon Fiechter. (Go check them out on YouTube, they're awesome!)

5. DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME YOU WERE BORN? About 10:00 at night, I think. Something like that.

6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? A house for my mother. And a visit from The Cackling Cactus. (My best friend.)

7. WHAT DO YOU MISS? My house and two good friends, Grace and Evelyn.

8. WHAT IS YOUR MOST PRIZED POSSESSION(S)? Jesus and my Bible

9. HOW TALL ARE YOU? About 5' 9", or something like that.

10. DO YOU GET CLAUSTROPHOBIC? Extremely.

11. DO YOU GET SCARED IN THE DARK? Not...usually.

12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? The pastor at the church I attend. His sermons sure hit home...

13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PERFUME FOR A GIRL? Midnight Shimmer by Micheal Kors, Absolutely Blooming by Dior, and Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue. (Although technically that last one is eau de toilette. ...What? 0_o I sell this stuff for a living, okay, I care about the semantics thereof. 0_0 XD)

14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE GENDER? *Goes starry-eyed* Chocolate brown eyes and curly golden-brown hair. Ahhh, he's so handsome!

15. WHERE CAN YOU SEE YOURSELF BEING PROPOSED TO? Wherever I happen to be with the guy that proposes at the time..

16. COFFEE OR ENERGY DRINK? Prayer every day keeps lethargy at bay.

17. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING? Pistachio pesto. Barring that, olives.

18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Rare steak, green beans, collards, and okra.

20. HAVE YOU EVER EATEN A GOLDFISH? Blurgh!

21. WHAT WAS THE FIRST MEANINGFUL GIFT YOU'VE EVER RECIEVED? My salvation.

22. DO YOU LIKE ANYBODY? Sure. My family, my friends, the dancers in my group, fictional characters, actors and actresses, (dead ones, of course,)...I like lots of people.

23. ARE YOU DOUBLE JOINTED? ...Say what? XD

24. FAVORITE CLOTHING BRAND? Giani Bini, Juicy Couture, White House Black Market, Jones New York...you know. All the stuff I can't afford. XD

26. DO YOU HAVE A PET RIGHT NOW? Define "pet"

27. WHAT KIND IS IT? Undetermined. Please check back later.

28. WOULD YOU FALL IN LOVE KNOWING THAT THE PERSON IS LEAVING? ...Leaving where? 0_o

29. WHAT IS THE BEST WAY TO TELL SOMEONE YOU LOVE THEM? Either just say "I love you" - simple, easy, to the point - or poke them in the forehead with two fingers. That way they might not hold it against you when you wipe out their family.

30. TYPE A NUMBER FROM ONE TO A HUNDRED: Seven

31. BLONDES OR BRUNETTES? For boys or girls? Blondes, I guess. I'm a natural blonde...I miss it...

32. WHAT IS THE ONE NUMBER YOU CALL MOST OFTEN? Um..probably Dillard's, honestly. XD My boss is really the only person I ever call... Although I've called my boyfriend a few times...and Cyndi...

33. WHAT ANNOYS YOU MOST? Whining, songs getting put/stuck in my head, Mary Sue characters, frozen computers, unsatisfying endings to stories, my inability to learn Irish dancing as quickly as I used to, being pontificated at by someone who has less sense than a colicky goat, having my writing muse dry up, my name being mispronounced, and redundant acronyms. -_-

34. HAVE YOU BEEN OUT OF THE USA? Nope, never. I really want to go to Scotland and Ireland, though. And Japan.

35. YOUR WEAKNESSES? The human desires of my flesh, as opposed to the spiritual desires of my...um, spirit.

36. MET ANYONE FAMOUS? My friend Cynthia was rather famous in Europe during the '70s and '80s, I believe.

37. FIRST JOB? Poll managing on Election Days.

38. EVER DONE A PRANK CALL? No, but one day I will! >:D

39. DO YOU SWEAR? Swear? No. Expletives? ...Maybe. Mostly "Curse it all to Morder/Jotunheim/the Village Hidden in the Sound!"

40. WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS OUT? What? You really expect me to remember what I was doing five minutes ago? What do you think I am, a historian? Sheesh...

41. HAVE YOU EVER HAD SURGERY? Yep. At least three times.

42. WHAT DO YOU GET COMPLIMENTED ABOUT MOST? My looks. -_- I cannot tell you how tired I am of men telling me I'm beautiful. Clearly they have never seen me without makeup.

43. HAVE YOU EVER HAD BRACES? No, though I need them.

44. WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY? Birthdays are overrated. It's enough that God brought me safely through another year.

45. HOW MANY KIDS DO YOU WANT? I want to adopt a little Chinese girl, possibly adopt a little boy, and then have a child or two of my own.

46. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? Nope. I have a completely original name. :D I've never met anyone else with the same name.

47. DO YOU WISH ON STARS? Nope. I pray..

49. WHAT KIND OF SHAMPOO DO YOU USE? Suave, Dove, and sometimes Herbal Essences.

50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...no. -_-

51. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE MEAT? Beef! 0_0 Steak! Burgers! Tacos! Beef beef beef! 0_0

52. ANY BAD HABITS? Erm...Does deliberately provoking people count as a bad habit?

53 WHAT CD ARE YOU MOST EMBARRASSED TO HAVE ON YOUR SHELF? Don't have a shelf, and I'm not embarrassed about Buddy Holly.

54. IF YOU WERE ANOTHER PERSON, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOU? Quite probably.

56. DO LOOKS MATTER? Looks don't, appearances do. It's not what you look like, per se, it's what you do to yourself.

57. HOW DO YOU RELEASE ANGER? Write fanfictions and brutally kill the characters I hate.

58. WHERE IS YOUR SECOND HOME? Earth. Heaven is my real home.

60. WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE TOY AS A CHILD? Water. Or maybe cloth. I loved dragging around and draping myself in cloth.

61. HOW MANY NUMBERS ARE IN YOUR CELL PHONE? ...My what now? I know not this "cell phone" of which you speak. 0_0

62. WERE YOU A FAN OF BARNEY AS A KID? I didn't watch Andy Griffith as a kid. But no, I don't like Barney. He's an idiot who overreacts to everything.

63. DO YOU USE SARCASM? What? Me? Sarcastic? Noooo...

64. MASHED POTATOES OR MACARONI AND CHEESE? Don't like potatoes, and my dance teacher makes killer macaroni.

65. WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN A GUY/GIRL? Why do I need to look? I've found my man.

66. WHAT ARE YOUR NICKNAMES? Splash, Sparkle, Candy, Stretch, Crescent, Aardvark, Arrow, Oracle, and some others that are too close to my real name to put on here. Oh yeah, the dancers have given me the nickname Pink Flamingo. -_- I refuse to answer to it, and treat whomever calls me that with my best death-glare.

67. WHATS YOUR FAVOUURITE BAND/SINGER? Do The High Kings count as a band? If not, my favorite band is Cascades. Favorite singer is *sigh* Ricky Nelson.

68. WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE TV SHOWS? The Andy Griffith Show, Dragons: Riders/Defenders of Berk, Zorro, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Naruto, Naruto Shippuden

69. WHAT WAS YOUR ACT SAT SCORE? I know not this ACT SAT score of which you speak. 0_0

70. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM FLAVOUR? Sweet and salty pretzel. Or maybe Coffee Break. (Ironic, since I can't stand coffee.)

71. DO YOU HAVE ALL YOUR FINGERS AND TOES? Hang on, let me check. *Counts* 'Pears like I do.

72. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WORKED OUT? ...I rode my bike this afternoon - does that count?

73. DID YOU NOTICE THAT THERE WAS NO #64? I beg your pardon, there is a #64.

74. WHATS THE FASTEST YOU HAVE GONE IN A CAR? As a passenger, about 80, I think. As the driver...also 80.

75. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS? Do you literally mean "everyone", or just some other people? Because I couldn't care less if everyone answered them or not.

76. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? A song my best friend wrote.

78. LAST PERSON YOU TALKED TO ON THE PHONE? Mah friend Cyndi!

79. THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE IN THE OPPOSITE GENDER? Probably what they look like, since I generally see them before I talk to them.

80. FAVORITE THOUGHT PROVOKING SONG? ...What now? XD

81. FAVORITE THING TO HATE? I don't like to hate things. Just fictional characters.

82. FAVORITE MONTH OF THE YEAR? Either April or October. I love it when spring and fall arrive.

83. FAVORITE ZODIAC SIGN? What a bunch of claptrap.

85. WHAT IS YOUR HAIR COLOUR? Natural blonde. ...Unless you mean current hair color? Reddish brown. Brownish red. Something like that.

86. EYE COLOR? Blue.

89. FAVORITE FAST FOOD RESTAURANT? Eh...Taco Bell, probably.

90. YOU LIKE SUSHI? As long as you bring me ginger and wasabi, I'm good with it. Especially if it has avocado.

91. LAST THING YOU WATCHED? Naruto Shippuden movie.

92. FAVORITE DAY OF THE YEAR? Any day I get to go to church

93. PLAY ANY MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS? Lap harp. I know, it's boring. My best friend is trying to teach me guitar...it's uphill work...

94. REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT? Abstention. I'm a Christian, concerned with the welfare of people's souls. Politics are sordid.

95. KISSES OR HUGS? Depends on who's doing the hugging or kissing. Unless you are someone I know and love, do not kiss me.

96. RELATIONSHIPS OR ONE NIGHT STANDS? Never one night stands.

97. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU BOUGHT? Umm...no clue.

98. WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU HAVE? Car? Car? It's a Federation Starship, thank you very much! 0_0

99. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Nothing at the moment - haven't really had time to read, with my new job and all - and I'm suffering reading withdrawals. :'(

100. DESCRIBE YOUR LOVE LIFE: Private.

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Toss of the Coin by Brievel reviews
What if circumstances had worked out just a little bit differently? Collection of one-shots set in the Star Wars universe, exploring the path events might have taken. All from the movies and/or The Clone Wars, no EU.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 59,338 - Reviews: 656 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 3/14/2015 - Darth Vader, E. Palpatine, Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Legolas Thranduillion's 30-Day Character Transformation by Araloth the Random reviews
Legolas and Aragorn decide there are more noble ways to help the fanfiction OCs that keep dropping into Minas Tirith other than killing the poor things off - which is their usual way of dealing with the problem - and send out an ad complete with hashtags. Of course, they have no idea what they're in for...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,849 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Aragorn, Legolas
Senseless Doneness by Cyrro reviews
Part Two of 'Why You Should NEVER Keep all Your S Rank Files in One Place'. Hiruzen has had enough of Konoha's special brand of crazy and wants to go on holiday. But first he must appoint the Fifth Hokage. Naruto, meanwhile, is determined to make chunin BEFORE getting dragged off on a training trip. And what's this about peace with the Hidden Mist?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 46,708 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 12/5/2016 - Published: 10/27/2016 - Kyuubi/Kurama, Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Hawk - Complete
Hope For The Heartless by TheCacklingCactus reviews
The Horned King is released from the Cauldron & mysteriously brought back to Prydain. Not even he knows why, except that the Fates have given him an impossible task he must complete before his time is up, or his soul will be sent back to the Cauldron. For all Eternity. For a short time, he controls his own Fate. Will he spend it wisely, or give in & revert back to his old ways?
Black Cauldron - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 145 - Words: 381,545 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/4/2016 - Published: 6/15/2014 - The Horned King, Creeper, OC
Idiots by DeathByShyKid reviews
Where Sasuke and Jugo have no idea what goes on during 'that time of the month'. Implied Suigetsu X Karin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2016 - [Suigetsu H., Karin U.] Sasuke U., Juugo - Complete
fate's favorite by envysparkler reviews
"I'll make sure your destiny ends, right then and there. Permanently." – Zuko, Katara, Western-Air-Temple!AU.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,442 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/14/2016 - Published: 6/17/2016 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Flowers for Sasuke by taking it easy reviews
Naruto is forced by Iruka to apologize to Sasuke for once again antagonizing him. He decides to do it the Naruto way-with flowers. And he'll need Ino's help to do it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
With friends like these by wyvern.warren reviews
Iruka should have known better than to expect his friends to sympathize with him over the crazy answers that his students put on their latest quiz. Instead, his "friends" are playing a drinking game based on his student's answers.
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A Trip to the Dentist by XClayMacionPoint reviews
Just like any other human-bodied shinobi, Deidara must have his teeth examined once every six months. Now, Deidara could tolerate all kinds of pain. He could handle being kicked, punched, sliced, and even having his arms torn off. There was one pain though, that he could not stand. Let's hope he brushed his teeth diligently, all of his teeth. ;)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Deidara, Sasori, Akatsuki - Complete
From Ice and Fire a Dragon Forged by Turnshroud reviews
Katara heals Zuko's scar, and the dragon's forged anew.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/27/2016 - Aang, Zuko, Katara - Complete
Little Fox Kit by LauraDragon reviews
There was an eerily large full moon the April night that Sasuke Uchiha found out that he definitely did not know Naruto Uzumaki. Or In which Sasuke discovers Naruto's secret, and nearly falls out of a tree.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/21/2016
I Was There by Brievel reviews
I was there, when they crucified Him.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/17/2016 - Jesus - Complete
It's All Fun and Games until Someone Unleashes a Bijuu by TA Salmalin reviews
In a nebulous time after the disastrous Chuunin Exams but before Sasuke leaves the village, Naruto decides to introduce his new friend Gaara to his Konoha friends. What could go wrong? Written for July 2016 Troping Along challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
A Strange Vacation by Celestia Craven reviews
Before ascending to Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki decides to go into the Outside World on a sort of vacation from the stress of the Forth Ninja War. There, he runs into a man with a staff terrorizing some sort of party.
Crossover - Naruto & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,715 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 2,018 - Follows: 2,522 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Naruto U.
Insectophobia by InkDragons reviews
Gaara and Temari have about had it with Kankuro's fear of bugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/13/2016 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Cave In by Obsidian Skin reviews
The GAng explores the Western Air Temple and finds that it isn't as stable as it used to be.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2016 - Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Katara - Complete
The Truth Behind the Seal by Kaiser Wilhelm reviews
A different take on Neji's curse mark. Tensions are rising in the Hyuuga Clan as Kumo starts making demands.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2016 - Neji H., Hiashi H., Hizashi H. - Complete
7 Ways to Mildly Annoy Orochimaru By: Kabuto Yakushi by Lethal Temptress reviews
Orochimaru and his followers have to lay low and Kabuto gets bored. He turns to unusual methods for entertainment; namely finding ways to mildly annoy the snake sannin. Some strong language. No pairings. One-shot. Crackish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Kabuto Y., Orochimaru - Complete
The Eye of the Beholder by PurplePatchwork reviews
When Zuko somehow loses his sight, it is up to Toph to help him adjust.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/30/2016 - Sokka, Zuko, Katara, Toph - Complete
Brothers' Hurt and Elrond's Pains by KaiahAurora reviews
Elrond always has to fix Aragorn and Legolas when they come back broken and bleeding from their adventures. The twins help, but Elladan and Elrohir can be evil. A series of scenes from the many times that the elf lord fixes our two troublemakers. Fluff, funnies, and a bit of angst.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 36,421 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 5/28/2016 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Elrond - Complete
Babysitting is a Many Splendoured Thing by DarthRuinous reviews
Anakin Skywalker asks a close friend to babysit for his and Padme's sixth anniversary. Things may not quite go as foreseen. Light-hearted (for me anyway) AU setting.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,272 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 1/17/2016 - Luke S., Leia O., Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine
Flute by riotousorder reviews
In which Toph sets herself a mission and Zuko knows to play flute
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2016 - Zuko, Toph - Complete
Before The Dawn by colourwhirled reviews
In the aftermath of a fateful Agni Kai, Zuko and Katara contemplate the days that lie ahead. [S3 finale AU]
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,414 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2016 - Zuko, Katara - Complete
Rubber Ball by PeaceHeather reviews
How was Zuko to find his way, to create a place for himself among people who had no reason to trust him? It didn't help that the Avatar and his companions frankly bewildered him more often than not. COMPLETE 12-6-11
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,000 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/16/2016 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Zuko - Complete
The Siege of Mirkwood by laceefun reviews
After failing to destroy Lothlorien, Dol Guldur decides to switch tactics and attack Thranduil's palace. Defeated and kept prisoner in his own kingdom, will Thranduil be able to repel the evil back? Will anybody be able to save the woodland realm?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 56,795 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 1/7/2016 - Published: 11/16/2014 - Thranduil, Nazgul, Uruk-hai - Complete
Insecurities by Inspired Inspiration reviews
Kili is trying to overcome his insecurities growing up and his uncle gives him some advice.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/16/2015 - Thorin, Kíli, Fíli
The Official Rule Book Concerning the Company of Thorin Oakenshield by biddle29 reviews
Section I - Article I: Concerning Ale: There will be no drinking contests (the results have not been satisfactory. The last time this occurred, Erestor had nightmares for months. He did not appreciate being serenaded as "the most beautiful she-elf in all Middle Earth". You know who you are KILI)
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 40,639 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014
Don't Let Them Know Your Fears by where the wind blows reviews
"Do not let it know your fears or it will become them!" Edmund's fear was not a Sea Serpent.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,184 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2015 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie, Eustace Scrubb, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Cold by RennaV reviews
Neji catches a cold. What do Guy-sensei and Lee do? Try to make him feel better. A little bit of Neji X Tenten fluff. Guy and Lee craziness. Hiashi and Hinata make a brief appearance. Written for comedy purposes.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,845 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2015 - [Neji H., Tenten] Lee R., Gai M. - Complete
Wayfarers by summerandblue reviews
Three years after BOFA, a trio of unlikely wayfarers arrive at Bag End. Stunned, Bilbo looks into the eyes of two lads he thought dead...and their familiar companion. How did they survive? Sit alongside Bilbo as he serves tea and discovers what REALLY happened between Tauriel and Thranduil on Ravenhill. Fixit!AU co-authored by Summerald (Fili) and BlueRiverSteel (Kili).
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,163 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 7/29/2015 - Published: 12/21/2014
The Pearl by peetapov reviews
A retelling of Catching Fire from Peeta's point of view
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,631 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/8/2015 - Published: 2/14/2015 - Katniss E., Peeta M., Finnick O., Johanna M. - Complete
05-Roles Reversed by Fahiru reviews
Often times, people are better actors than we give them credit for. Written for [Twelve Shots of Summer: Second Raid].
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2015 - Complete
Neji Hates Jelly Beans by FeatherKittyMeow reviews
What was to be a simple mission turns to be a disaster for a poor Hyuuga. Inspired by real life events.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/25/2015 - Neji H., Hinata H., Hanabi H. - Complete
Six is a Crowd by Ro-and-Dan reviews
When Legolas goes missing Elladan and Elrohir attempt unsuccessfully to organize a search.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,799 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/20/2015 - Elladan, Elrohir, Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Jump by Naasade-Jurkadir-Mando-Dalase reviews
Adam says some hurtful things, then finds Chase on the roof of the house.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2015 - Adam, Chase - Complete
A Bathing Incident by Ayrith reviews
Hinata is having a bad day. Throw in some recklessness, stripped clothes, an empty bathing house, and her clueless cousin, and its a recipe for the worst rematch of her life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,175 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2015 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
What Became of the Raid by BeyondTheClouds777 reviews
When the Outcasts attack and shoot Hiccup and Toothless out of the sky, Hiccup is fatally injured. However, he survives, and not only that, but it seems as though he were never injured in the first place. Everyone is clueless. Everyone, except Hiccup, who made an important discovery: He can talk to Toothless? Requested by movielover48. Rated T for later chapters.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 39,755 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 5/3/2015 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Astrid, Hiccup, Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Being Cured of Boredom and Exhaustion by VDlovesbooks reviews
Being Queen of Arendelle can be downright tiring sometimes. Luckily Jack's there to help her have a little fun. Let's see what kind of shenanigans they get up to! The sequel 'Antics of a Winter Spirit and Snow Queen' is now up!
Crossover - Rise of the Guardians & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Jack Frost, Elsa - Complete
Extended Family by Ro-and-Dan reviews
In which everyone is probably Celeborn's cousin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2015 - Arwen U., Elrond, Elrohir, Elladan - Complete
The LoTrHobbit Character Questionnaire! by BlackShaftedArrow reviews
Have you ever wanted to ask a character from Lord of the Rings or The Hobbit a question? Well, now you can!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,634 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/9/2015 - Published: 11/30/2014
Armor by Neocolai reviews
Thorin and the boys have an argument.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Thorin, Fíli, Kíli - Complete
Regrets by Brievel reviews
Anakin peeks out of the shell he now wears known as Darth Vader.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 359 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2015 - Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K., Yoda - Complete
Homecoming by Rosa Cotton reviews
Gimli had imagined dozens of ways his return home with an elf in tow could go over. He had not imagined THIS reception though! Bookverse, movieverse, AU. No slash. Set in the same universe as "Here With Me," "The Reason," and "So Much for Plan A," but can be read on its own.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/26/2014 - Legolas, Gimli, Glóin - Complete
The Interfandom Christmas Party by Overlord Rousdower reviews
Elrond is throwing an Interfandom Christmas Party. Many many famous people from across the fandoms are attending. Unfortunately, the evening takes an unfortunate twist... Multiple crossover. I'm sorry. I had to do it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2014 - Elrond - Complete
Of Beards And Trips by TolkienScribe reviews
Aragorn, Eomer and Faramir watch their children explore. Humorous one-shot. Complete. Do not own. Please read and review. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Faramir, Eomer - Complete
The Truth Only Makes You Guiltier by Julia451 reviews
An alternate ending to Elinor's conversation with Willoughby at Cleveland, where Elinor explains that the fact that Willoughby truly loved her sister only makes his treatment of her even worse.
Sense and Sensibility - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2014 - Complete
Ranger Trials and an Elf by Dunedain of the North reviews
When Legolas agrees to accompany Strider and the Rangers on a patrol in Northern Ithilien it is not only his enemies he should be looking out for. Expect an Enraged elf, devious rangers and some not very well thought out plans.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/3/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Aragorn, Legolas, Halbarad - Complete
America by FeatherKittyMeow reviews
Neji and Hinata were sent to America on a mission. The only problem was that they had to keep their identities as shinobis a secret, and Neji doesn't find it easy. No pairings. Neji's POV.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/26/2014 - Published: 8/12/2014 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Brothers by A Random Introvert reviews
How did Frank first respond to the idea of a new baby brother? First chapter in a series of brotherly one shots between the Pontipees from various points in their childhoods.
Seven Brides for Seven Brothers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2014
Lead the Way, Señor Zorro by IcyWaters reviews
Captured by bandidos, Diego de la Vega and Ricardo del Amo must set aside their egos and work together to stay alive. That is if they don't kill each other first. Based on the Walt Disney Zorro series.
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,590 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Complete
An Accidental Arrow by lindahoyland reviews
Aragorn and Faramir's hunting trip seems doomed to end in disaster.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,385 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2014 - Aragorn, Faramir - Complete
Sick Aragorn by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
'Is he dead' I asked timidly. 'It appears,' he said slowly, 'that he is.' Humorous story dedicated to all those who wanted me to write a Sick!Aragorn story. Because Erestor says everyone should have one! :D Please Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,056 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 7/2/2014 - Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
Anduril on His Hip by Sincorah reviews
What if Marty Robbins visited Arda? What if Bill Ferny was just another name for Texas Red? What if the mysterious stranger from 'Arizona' meant to say 'Arnor? What if Anduril wasn't in shards when Strider was in Bree?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
LOTR Google Translate by HippieHobbitbaggens reviews
quotes from LORT put through multiple layers of Google translate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Complete
Shipwide by RAGGEDY G reviews
What good is a medical license if the only way to save your dying captain is over a communications channel?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/29/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Glitch Fever by daphrose reviews
Symptoms of glitch fever: coughing, levitating, sneezing, uncontrollable molecularkinesis, headache, temporary blindness, fever, sore throat, sensitive hearing, fatigue, and snot cannons. Chase hates being sick! But when an unexpected side effect leads to the ultimate glitch, will the Davenports lose Chase as they know him forever?
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,393 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Adam, Bree, Chase, D. Davenport - Complete
Unplugged by daphrose reviews
It was a dark and stormy night in Mission Creek. The Davenports were simply minding their own business when their lives were turned upside-down. By what, you ask? Two words: POWER OUTAGE. Left without their precious devices, will this modern family be able to survive? (A fun little one-shot. Rated K plus to be safe.)
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/22/2014 - Adam, Bree, Leo, Tasha - Complete
Gríma Wormtongue: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Sliven reviews
All you ever needed (but perhaps didn't want) to know about GRÍMA WORMTONGUE! This Guide has been said to be more reliable than a Palantír! Inspired by and posted with permission of Theresa Green.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Grima W. - Complete
Bow and Blade by Aurelianella reviews
Robert of Huntington has an old score to settle with the Sheriff of Nottingham. When the Sheriff goes after the innocent to lure Robert out of hiding, Robert assumes a new identity to take down the Sheriff and his lackey Guy of Gisborn. He receives an unlikely ally in the form of a fiery maiden named Marian.
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,617 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 1/3/2014 - Complete
Curiosity Killed the Dwarf by Harta reviews
Platonic. Gimli is a bit too amused with Legolas's method of sleeping with the eyes open...and also quite amused by the Elf's flawless hair. Story includes bickering, an unusual style of wrestling, hair-braiding, a dunk in the lake, and a very confused Aragorn.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,245 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Strange Places by Bionic Egypt reviews
The Guardians are curious about where Jack sleeps. Add to that a camera and things are going to get interesting.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/3/2013 - Jack Frost - Complete
As One King To Another by Ichabod Grue reviews
Caspian comes to a realisation: The warrior who fought as Peter did in the battle with the Telmarine Army, short as it was, could not have been the same exhausted duelist who matched Miraz blow for bloody blow in the preceding duel ... unless ... unless the duel itself had been not much more than showmanship on Peter's part.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Caspian X, Peter Pevensie - Complete
Loverboy Legolas by Levi Ackerman reviews
"In all fairness, you already have Arwen," Legolas pointed out. "She was written," Aragorn retorted, "by the Professor himself. We even have a section devoted to us in the Appendices! However, nowhere in any of the books is the name 'Tauriel' even mentioned, much less your scandalous and entirely inappropriate relationship with her!" Crack. Anti Legolas/Tauriel. Hobbit 2 spoilers.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/1/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Last Words by 88Keys reviews
What was Chase really thinking and feeling while trapped in the snow? And what if his family rescued him instead of Douglas? A much more dramatic re-telling of "Avalanche," with an alternate ending.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/30/2013 - Published: 9/29/2013 - Chase, Bree, Adam - Complete
Here With Me by Rosa Cotton reviews
Legolas sings Gimli to sleep – and not for the first time. AU. Fluff galore. No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Elvenking Thranduil, Thorin - Complete
The Return of the Valiant Queen by TheAngelofIego reviews
One-shot. What if things went a little differently in the cave on Death Water Island?
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
The Awkward Moment When by Chamelaucium reviews
New Chapters for Return of the King are up! A collection of awkward and embarrassing moments between not just members of the Fellowship, but many other characters too. Set both during the events leading up to the War of the Ring and in the days of peace that followed, the poor inhabitants of Middle-earth just can't have a quiet life.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 25,697 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/14/2013 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Complete
Letters to Thranduil by the Random Oliphaunt reviews
COMPLETE Letter correspondence between Elrond and Thranduil, mostly concerning a certain Elf and Ranger.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,386 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Elrond, Thranduil, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Seaworthy by I'mAGeekNotANerd reviews
So, this is what I think would happen when Gimli and Legolas went to the Grey Havens together on a two day journey in a cramped boat. Of course they have bad luck, get on each others nerves, and push each other's limits. Humor/slight out of character story. Read and Review! Written for as a gift for a good friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The Lady of the Loch by Dinosaur Barbecue reviews
Hiccup has never believed in magic, but when he's enlisted in a fierce princess's attempt to change her fate, they both must fight against forces darker then they'd ever imagined. Post-HTTYD, Brave AU.
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Brave, 2012 - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,747 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/5/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Complete
Best Laid Plans by Evergreene reviews
When Legolas' plans go awry, leaving himself and Aragorn the captives of orcs, it is up to Aragorn to remedy the situation.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Kill a Jedi by Smenzer reviews
Emperor Palpatine fights with candy Jedi that Han Solo creates for Valentine's Day. Humor. Oneshot.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,890 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/13/2013 - E. Palpatine, Han S. - Complete
Wine Please by Umecchi reviews
Elrond is finally visiting Greenwood after his long avoidance. He had expected things to go badly, for there to be some shouting, but what he got was very different... and he's not sure he likes it any better.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
Sweet Valar, What Have We Done? by Krissy001 reviews
One-shot: When a delegation from Mirkwood arrives to discuss a treaty with Elrond, the twins are "asked" to take care of their sister. But what will Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas have to do to keep a young Arwen entertained? (No Slash) Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Elrohir, Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Hunger Games by Archiril reviews
A new version of the famous books. What if Aragorn and Legolas in Northern Fangorn accidently turn up behind the fence of District Twelve and are forced to enter the Hunger Games? I made it as realistic as possible, so please R&R! : NO SLASH!
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,064 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Legolas, Katniss E. - Complete
Did You Superglue That Hat To Your Head? by LJ-Of-Asgard reviews
Crackfic! In which the Avengers are buds with Irish rock gods, U2. It can only go downhill when Tony and Bono are left to their own devices with Bruce and a taser. /First fic, total nonsense and a bit OOC/
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Complete
Brother by theSunlitEarth reviews
He turned his head and Thor noticed for the first time the purple bruises under his eyes and his abnormally pale skin. As he looked at his brother, a drop of blood traced a path from the corner of Loki's mouth down his chin and dripped onto his pants. NO SLASH. ONESHOT.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Big Man in a Suit of Armor by TingedAutumn reviews
Steve often wonders how the others are able to keep their desire to throw Stark out a window in check.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 577 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Poptarts, Asgardian Ale, and Hair Braiding by Parmawen reviews
Inspired by a brilliant post on Tumblr. On the way back to Asgard, Loki is bored. Which is never a good thing, especially when Thor is around. Thor tries to deal with Loki being annoying, Odin is confused, and Loki's having the time of his life. One-shot
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,599 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Skydiving with Tony by LuckyDetective reviews
Tony somehow gathers the team for sky diving. Bruce has second thoughts but Tony manages to convince him "is going to be fun".
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Ambush by Not.Quite.Sane.In.The.Membrane reviews
One-shot. All Tony wanted to do was enjoy a little alone time...
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Errands by call-me-reggie reviews
"Grocery shopping was impossible. Give me a psychotic alien invasion any day." In which Clint has to go to Walmart alone to pick up food. Oh, and a box of tampons. Reviews appreciated!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Breakfast Naps by DarkSorceressofLight reviews
After coming back from nearly an all-night mission and almost no sleep, all Clint wants is some breakfast. Too bad his body doesn't seem to agree. Basically no plot too this. Just some cute team fluffiness to go around. Team-fic
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,785 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Learning Curve by element78 reviews
They're six seriously screwed-up people who all have something to learn. Unfortunately, the only ones they have to learn from are each other.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,921 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/30/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Thor, Captain America/Steve R.
A Crowded Desk, A Family of KnickKnacks by Lightnin Spark reviews
Anthony Stark was never a sentimental person, period. So it was only logical that his desk was empty. That all changed once he joined the Avengers. Not like he minded or anything. And, then again, with all the papers Pepper shoved in his face, having something to give him excuses for not doing work was welcomed. A one-shot on how joining a team changed the Iron Man.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Schrödinger's cat by G33ki3 reviews
Tony has this wonderful idea of performing Schrödinger's experiment on Loki but Bruce isn't so sure Thor is going to be all that happy, Hank thinks it's brilliant, and Peter wants to blow stuff up. Clint's just mad that they just won't leave him be to watch Coulson. Science bros! Includes other Avengers not in the movie. Rated for innuendos and detailed planning of torture.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Dogs and a Cat by draconisVulpini reviews
In which Loki is surrounded by dogs- literally
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Loki - Complete
The Rules of Stark Tower by Mrs. Data reviews
Tony lets his fellow Avengers know the house rules
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Come Home by Arkenshield reviews
Set during the scene when Thor stole Loki away from the Avengers and flew them off to a cliff. What should happen had they not been interrupted by Ironman?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Toast by Warrior Queen 21 reviews
Steve realises that Tony has a slight drinking problem
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
I'll Have That Drink Now by DescartesThinksNot reviews
Sometimes you have to laugh to keep from crying.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
The Apartment by Ohappydaze reviews
In which Thor floods a building and Loki is unfortunate.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,387 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Avengers Puppy Pile! Assemble! by LaylaBinx reviews
Stupidly cute fluff abound. Nothing but a big ol' puppy pile with the Earth's Mightiest Heroes p
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 39 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Complete
Sparring Partners by Sheyrena Wyrsabane reviews
Knocking punching bags off their chains gets old after a while, and Steve needs to fight something that can fight him back. Thor/Steve friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,703 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Thor - Complete
In Which There is Shawarma by Coruscare reviews
The events directly after capturing Loki leading up to the scene at the restaurant. Team-fic.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Complete
Fears by angel-death-dealer reviews
He'd thought it ironic that despite the name, her greatest fear was spiders. There was something amusing about the Black Widow drawing her feet onto the couch with her when a house spider scurried across the floor.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 22 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Erestor: The Owner's Guide and Manual by Debs1558 reviews
All that you never wanted to know about Erestor, Chief Counsellor of Rivendell and joint project of Tolkien Enterprises and Fanon Industries Inc.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2012 - Erestor - Complete
The Very Unfortunate Thing About Airships by xXLiquidSugarXx reviews
Is that there's no way of escape. What if Rochefort did manage to shoot d'Artagnan during the battle on the flying boats. Also posted in the Alexandre Dumas section.
Three Musketeers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/17/2011 - D'Artagnan, Athos
Background Check by Astiza reviews
Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Wolfing Out by sol invictus reviews
Cody is bitten by a dog and Zack tries to convince him that he's turning into a werewolf until Cody turns the tables on him.
Suite Life series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Cody M., Zack M. - Complete
Modern Major Mary Sue by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mary Sues and what makes them tick, set to the famous mile-a-second ditty.
Pirates of Penzance - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Complete
The Plight of the Castaways by Fractured Artifact No. 248 reviews
Death is after Zack, literally. When one of his near-death experiences hurts Cody, he jumps ship to save his friends. Naturally, Cody is in hot pursuit. They find themselves on an island as Mysterious and Wondrous as what comes after Death.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,675 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Zack M., Cody M. - Complete
For My King by CatchingCraziness reviews
A conversation between Edmund and Caspian I think should have taken place before the raid on Miraz's castle. Based in 'Prince Caspian'. No slash. Movie-verse. One-Shot.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,174 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Caspian X, Edmund Pevensie - Complete
Lighter Than Air by GreatKateZonkeyMachine reviews
I felt the knife in my chest, and a groggy sadness entered my heart. I was freefalling again... Except that I wasn't falling at all this time... I was flying.
Airborn - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Complete
Together in Paris by Sarah1281 reviews
"You know, John, I do believe that you might be the absolute worst diplomat I've ever seen." Post-Movie, Franklin and Adams are reunited as fellow commissioners trying to get French aid. Adams is eager to start but Franklin has his reservations.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Complete
Deadlier Warrior Kakashi vs Halt by Pirateninja9 reviews
My second deadliest warrior-themed battle, this time with famed ranger Halt going against famed ninja Kakashi. Please read and review.
Crossover - Naruto & Ranger's Apprentice - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,560 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Complete
Are We There Yet? by Aranel Mereneth reviews
"Are we there yet?" Gimli banged his forehead against the hilt of his axe and groaned... "FOR THE HUNDREDTH TIME, YOU FOOL OF A TOOK! NO. WE. ARE. NOT. THERE. YET!" Please read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Peregrin T., Gandalf - Complete
Scarlet Jelly Beans by Cairistona reviews
Chauvelin attempts to carry out a mission, but Sir Percy comes along with a box full of Jelly Beans to impede his progress.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,590 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Complete
Life is Pain, Highness by victorionious reviews
The thoughts behind Westley's actions when he and Buttercup are reunited after Vizzini's death, before she knows it's really him.
Princess Bride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,780 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Complete
Sibling Revelry by frodogenic reviews
After Bespin and before Endor, Darth Vader is shocked to discover that Luke and Leia are twins. He's even more shocked when Imperial Intelligence reports that Organa and Skywalker are, erm, a tad closer than previously suspected. Humor, mild AU.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,524 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Fair Wanderer, Thou Makest Me Sicker by Araloth the Random reviews
[Finally complete!] The Bane of Legolas, a Sue with Maia powers able to mangle Shakespeare beyond recognition, proclaims herself Queen of Rivendell. What happens when Legolas gets married and Sauron gets involved? Total madness ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,290 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Complete
Popularity by Pyralis Anacreon reviews
Three people find a flier, and have very different reactions. Bonus points if you're a bloodline clan, or if you leave a broken, traumatized, avenger of a younger sibling behind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Itachi U., Neji H. - Complete
A Slightly Different Fate by sazza-da-vampire reviews
AU. What if Elrond had decided that Pippin was too young to go to Mordor, and Pippin had been sent home in a sack after all? It can be assumed that the trip back to the Shire would be less than pleasant for all involved... Oneshot. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
My Three Good Companions by Beatrice Otter reviews
Fifteen years after the movie, Colorado comes back through town.
Rio Bravo - Rated: K - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,899 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Colorado R., Dude - Complete
By the Skin of His Teeth by Muse10 reviews
For the sake of Pippin's life, Legolas loses a little piece of himself. Literally.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,959 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Peregrin T., Legolas - Complete
Mischief Making for Dummies by MeganQueenOfScots reviews
When it became clear that he would graduate after all, Sirius Black set about writing a handbook for future troublemakers....a legacy of sorts. And you are one click away from reading it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Sirius B., Fred W. - Complete
Crashing in Time by Siamesa reviews
Anakin. Time travel. Force ghosts. They were not, as Obi-Wan was to discover, the greatest combination any more than they were the worst. Time travel AU
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 36,213 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 10/21/2008 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Congressional House Call by Historybuff reviews
It's 1776 and congress has become nothing more than a room full of disorderly, immature, spoiled brats. Hancock has had enough. Based on movie/musical 1776. Note: This story IS a parody. If characters seem overdone/exaggerated, it was intentional.
1776 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,268 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2008 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
Imperial Edict No 1138 by frodogenic reviews
The Imperial Ministry of Communication attempts to regulate that swelling Holonet phenomenon, "fan fiction." Half a rant against bad fanfic, half a parody of the same, but all hilarious.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,410 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
Red's the New Black by frodogenic reviews
Severus Snape hates the middle of April with a passion. Maybe if Harry had known why, he wouldn't have volunteered to test Fred and George's new appearance-altering product... Short story, GOF. Hopefully fits with canon, but details may be off. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,284 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Navigating a Life by Lihau reviews
Chekov's first few days on the Enterprise are not going very well. At all. Chapter 12: The end is near! No... the end is HERE! Final chapter up.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,981 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/11/2007 - Published: 3/3/2007 - P. Chekov - Complete
Mechanical Spirit by Persephone Kore reviews
In which Han is attempting to repair the Millennium Falcon, Luke is amused, and Anakin's ghost wants to play with the shiny engines. Shortly after RotJ.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/17/2006 - Han S., Luke S. - Complete
For He Who Grants Me Life by serenphoria reviews
They all have their theories about Naruto, but perhaps Sai knows best. [Sai spoilers]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 48 - Published: 10/21/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Taste of Disaster by Nili reviews
Elrond is fed up with all the catastrophes and has come up with a solution. It does not really work, and so the next kidnapping is inevitable. Now Elrond is annoyed, Aragorn and Legolas are bored – and the kidnappers quickly see that they made a mistake.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 37,576 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/21/2006 - Published: 8/28/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Tease by Fiver-dono reviews
Because Sai has to have some inkling of what he's doing. [Naruto, Sai, Sakura]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/1/2006 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
A Conversation With Vader by Smenzer reviews
A crazy zany story similar to Pranks. Vader has problems with Han, Luke, Leia, Palpy, Mace, Yoda, Shmi, Prince Xizor, ObiWan, QuiGon, Padme and almost every SW character! VERY FUNNY! Read & Review!
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,221 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 11/16/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Darth Vader, Han S.
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 34 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Alliterations Are Abominations: AVSF III by Espantalho reviews
The 'A Very Stupid Fiction' series is back! This is the craziest one of them all. You've been warned. The sidekicks, Will, and Warren make another pass at the evils of the world while attempting alliterative haiku! Rated T for Terrible: Utter nonsense
Sky High - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Complete
VANQUISHED! A Very Stupid Fiction by Espantalho reviews
A heroic homework assignment! Starring: Will and Warren.
Sky High - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2005 - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 42 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
The Rake by Link and Luigi reviews
Neji's got an ultimate defense, except when inanimate objects attack.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/8/2005 - Neji H. - Complete
Revival Of The Uchiha by driftingstar reviews
“Neji,” he spoke with a steady and serious tone, “will you help me revive my clan?” At age twelve, Sasuke’s ambitions were to revive his clan. Now at age 17, he is ready. Very slight, almost nonexistant NejiSasu. A Not What You Think fiction.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,504 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Sasuke U., Neji H. - Complete
Laundry Day by SGL reviews
Gai does his laundry and reflects on his new students: Neji, TenTen, and Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,090 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Gai M., Neji H. - Complete
Scribblings by Baylor reviews
Glimpses of hobbit life. NEW: Bursting With Love, Cake is Cake is Cake, and Mathoms.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,280 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 5/8/2003
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
The Coffee Plot by Erestor reviews
A man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
It Vas a Russian Inwention by Bingalicious Midnight reviews
2 in the 'Day in the Life of' Series. Takes place during the same Klingon attack as A Matter of Pride. This time it's from the POV of Chekov. R&R.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - P. Chekov - Complete
Pimpernel Limericks by Zath Chauvert reviews
The novel The Scarlet Pimpernel summarized in verse, very very bad verse... The summary is bad too, but the verse is truly abysmal.
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/7/2003 - Complete
A Word of Caution Regarding Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Hobbits. No one ever warned me about hobbits. Post-ROTK.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2003 - Legolas, Peregrin T.
Merry Christmas, Spock by Tavia reviews
Kirk and McCoy try to get Spock into the Christmas spirit. Complete
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete
Deguello by Trish Bennett reviews
The Klingons' test of the Organian Peace Treaty leaves James T. Kirk in a fight for his life. But the Klingons may have underestimated the strength of human ingenuity... and the power of a particular friendship. Novel-length TOS fiction.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,190 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/26/2001 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Shootout by BeckyS reviews
Adam Cartwright is captured by two rustlers, but things don't turn out quite as anyone expects.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,175 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/4/2001 - Complete
Please Wait For Me by Halfpenny reviews
This is too old to even be ashamed of anymore. XD Check out Scroll Keeper's wonderful companion piece, 'I'll Be Waiting'.
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/31/2000 - Complete
Roots by Tiffany Park reviews
Captain Kirk and the crew of the Enterprise face Earth's worst enemy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,507 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/29/1999 - Complete
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Epic Rap Battle: Uzumaki Naruto vs Uchiha Sasuke! reviews
Two boys, one winner. Let the rap battle begin!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/26 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
As Light Fades from Lavender Eyes reviews
A tribute to Hyuga Neji
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19 - Neji H. - Complete
Return of the Sandman reviews
White. Gold. Sand. Dream Sand. Guardians. Darkness. And...the Moon.
Crossover - Naruto & Rise of the Guardians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/22/2016 - Gaara, Jack Frost, North, Man in the Moon - Complete
Sun reviews
Who better to understand a Jinchuriki than another Jinchuriki? And yet, some people cannot be fully understood. But sometimes those like them can see them better than others.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Beneath Laogai Lake reviews
"I'll be alright." "He's lying." After the Gaang parts ways with the Freedom Fighters, Jet finally lets go.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Jet, Longshot, Smellerbee - Complete
Pain of the Sharingan reviews
As Kakashi and Sasuke are recovering from their first initial encounter with Itachi Uchiha, Sasuke reveals by a question how deeply the fight with his brother has shaken him. Though still haunted by his own ordeal at the hands of Uchiha, Kakashi tries to repair the damage Itachi did to his younger brother - but is it enough? Or is his confidence shattered beyond repair?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2016 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Scarlet Sand reviews
Anger. Roses. Sharingan. What do they all have in common? The color red. The color of blood. And it is all Gaara can see.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/30/2016 - Gaara - Complete
Reflections in the Ice reviews
As Bucky returns to suspended animation, Steve reflects on the difference between him and his best friend, and how their roles have been reversed. (WARNING: Contains spoilers for the end of Civil War!)
Captain America - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/15/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
The Strange Case of the Misplaced Mary Sue reviews
Sometimes, being in the wrong story can make all the difference in the world. Starring: an unusual Medieval!Sue, a crazed Legolas, a fuzzy caterpillar, and copious amounts of garlic water.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,755 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/31/2016 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Jewess and the Swineherd reviews
Rebecca lost one love in Wilfred of Ivanhoe, but found another in his squire. But will she finally find happiness, or will she once again be forever parted from the man she admires?
Ivanhoe - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,449 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/26/2016 - Gurth, Rebecca - Complete
Guardians of the Galaxy - Alternate Ending reviews
Rocket is one brilliant raccoon. So it's just a matter of a few minutes for him to take Star Lord's "twelve percent of a plan" and form it into a bigger, better plan that saves not only Xandar, but the Nova Core pilots as well, as well as getting rid of Ronan, Nebula, and every other big baddie on the Kree's ship - all in one glorious explosion. Movieverse
Guardians of the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Gamora, Peter Quill/Star-Lord, Rocket R., Ronan the Accuser - Complete
Part of the Team reviews
Tony overhears the conversation between Natasha and Bruce at the Barton's house, and, backed by Steve and Clint, sets out to change their minds about disappearing. (Alternate end to the scene from the movie.)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/3/2016 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Game Over reviews
In which Gimli loses the drinking game, Aragorn is helpful and mischievous, and a shamelessly eavesdropping Éomer makes some surprising discoveries about the companions. (No slash)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Aragorn, Legolas, Eomer - Complete
Regrets reviews
As Elrond sails for Valinor, he cannot help but reflect on everything he is leaving behind.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Elrond - Complete
Fall of a hero IV (Captain Lightfoot)
(Fourth in my Fall of a Hero series) English dragoons launch a night attack against the Doherty mansion, and it may be the last attack that matters for Michael Martin of Ballymore - that courageous man known as Captain Lightfoot.
Captain Lightfoot - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 550 - Published: 4/8/2016 - Aga D., Michael M./Captain Lightfoot - Complete
Captain America: The First Avenger - Alternate Ending reviews
Was it really, strictly necessary for Steve to crash the aircraft and freeze himself in ice for seventy years? Maybe - and maybe not. He certainly doesn't seem to think so - not as long as there's another way out.
Captain America - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2016 - Steve R./Capt. America, Peggy C., Col. Phillips - Complete
The Hero's Hero reviews
Whenever there is trouble in Los Angeles, El Zorro always rides in to defend the weak, uphold justice, and generally save the day. But when does the man behind the mask ever sleep? And who is there to save him when his double life catches up to him? Who else but Bernardo, of course. (Pure friendship fluff, absolutely NO SLASH.)
Zorro - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2016 - Complete
The Lost Medallion: Return to the Past reviews
It has been one year since Billy and Allie returned to their own time and the lost medallion was uncovered. But when they find a message - a plea for help - written in the back of Mohea's journal, they must steal the medallion from the museum and venture once more into the past to save their friends and defeat a resurrected Cobra once and for all. Sequel to the story by Bill Muir
Lost Medallion: The Adventures of Billy Stone - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Cobra, Allie, Huko, Billy S.
Fall of a Hero III (Robin Hood) reviews
(Third in the Fall of a Hero series) Taken captive by the Merrie Men, the sheriff of Nottingham is forced to fight the legendary Robin Hood - to the death. But who will the fickle Lady Luck favor this time?
Robin Hood - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 773 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/7/2016 - Complete
Fall of a Hero II (Zorro) reviews
(Second in my Fall of a Hero series.) The masked champion of justice has fallen into the hands of his nemesis, and this time, there may be no daring escape. (Not based off of any particular version, although the names were taken from the 1940 movie.)
Zorro - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/5/2016 - Complete
Fall of a Hero I (Scarlet Pimpernel) reviews
The bloody ten-year French Revolution has finally ended, and so has the Scarlet Pimpernel. Sir Percy Blakeney makes one last voyage to France - and never returns. Bookverse
Scarlet Pimpernel - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/4/2016 - Complete
Graveside Memories reviews
'"You know I won't hurt you, Dottie." Those were the last words he ever spoke to her.' A brief exploration of the hinted friendship between Pacer and Dottie Phillips. Post-movie
Flaming Star - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/29/2016 - Dottie P., Pacer B. - Complete
The Secret Life of Zack & Cody - The Secret Life on Deck reviews
How much do Bailey and Cody love each other? Will Zack really end up behind bars? If London is too stupid to live, why hasn't she drowned in a glass of water yet? How could Maya resist Zacks charms for so long? There's more to our favorite Suite Life characters than meets the eye. This is a look inside, at who they really are.
Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 11/24/2015 - Zack M., Cody M., Bailey P., London T.
Before the Island reviews
(Also entitled "Queen Lucy the Valiant.") Before leaving for Dark Island, Caspian and Edmund try to convince Lucy to stay behind in relative safety. Unfortunately, they reckoned without her unwavering stubbornness, and the support of her small friend. Movieverse.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Lucy Pevensie, Edmund Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
To Torture an Elf-Prince reviews
In which Thranduil tries to find a suitable minstrel to entertain at his feast, and fails utterly. (Rated T for brief but explicit mentions of violence.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,964 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/30/2016 - Legolas, Thranduil - Complete
Like Father, Like Son reviews
(Also entitled, "I Hate it When He Does That.") After his fight with Luke on Bespin, Darth Vader finds out that he passed one of his more memorable traits onto his son.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 233 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/4/2016 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
Snow reviews
(Also entitled 'A Christmas Miracle'.) Young Prince Keili is fascinated by a strange word he hears in one of Anui's stories. He asks his father about it - and then gets the surprise of his life on Christmas morning.
Lost Medallion: The Adventures of Billy Stone - Rated: K - English - Family/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Huko, Mohea - Complete
No Dishonor reviews
Nobutada's thoughts as he makes his final stand.
Last Samurai - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Complete
Eldar to Mortal reviews
A song of Arwen's love for Aragorn. (Romance/Poetry with a sad ending for angst lovers.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2015 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Mauled by Wargs, Poisoned by Spiders, and Stabbed with a Morgul Blade reviews
Legolas has had a very rough week, and Thranduil will stop at nothing to make sure his son will be alright. Unfortunately, things are never quite as smooth as they should be. And what's up with those two minstrels?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/2/2015 - Thranduil, Legolas, Elrond, Haldir - Complete
Concerning Legolas reviews
So...I may have leaked some information to King Thranduil, regarding his son, and he's- How shall I put this? In a bit of a twist. I believe he has a few points that he'd like to clear up with all Legolas devotees.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Published: 9/28/2015 - Thranduil - Complete
The Multi-Fandom Party reviews
One-shot. Title says it all. Multiple crossovers, inevitable chaos, and lots of fun for everyone except the hostess.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2015 - Complete
Star Trek, TOS: Life on the Enterprise reviews
What happens when the ship's food processors go on the blink? How does Spock feel about Nurse Chapel's attraction to him? What does Chekov think about the Tribbles? Delve into the private logs, diary entries, on-board dispatches, and personal notes of the captain and crew to find out the answers to these questions, and more! (Rated T for some colorful metaphors.)
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/5/2015 - Published: 3/12/2015 - P. Chekov, J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock
He Had More Trouble with that One Rock than All the Rest of the Canyon
What if Jeff had used his revolver when he first walked in the door, instead of going for the shotgun on the wall? Would things have turned out differently? (Based on the 1950 western The Sundowners. MAJOR spoilers.)
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,971 - Published: 5/11/2015 - Complete
Captain Kirk reviews
Parody of the Ch!pz song "Captain Hook". Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/15/2015 - Complete
One Ring reviews
What happens when the LOTR characters listen to One Direction for too long? They start singing, of course. (Parody of 1D's "One Thing".) Read and review? :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2015 - Frodo B., Bilbo B., Boromir, Sauron - Complete
Cry of the Eagle reviews
The rebellion failed at the last minute. The Capitol is back in control. The Hunger Games are back - with double the tributes. And this time, the president takes a personal interest in one of of the tributes: A sixteen year old girl, who poses a threat to the stability of Panem's government.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 38,117 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2015 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Complete