Dead Pan Contest
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Author has written 40 stories for Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries.

The DeadPan Contest is done and WE HAVE OUR WINNERS!

PLEASE now go to the author's site and leave them a review of the story(ies) you enjoyed so the feedback transfers to their own profile.

Continue to support our group of gals who lend themselves so tirelessly to all our entertainment. Their efforts are enormously appreciated.

--nycsnowbird and Pixiegiggles

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Here's the list of winners ...

1st Place Comedy — 1,001 Louisiana Nights — congrats Nyah

1st Place Drama — Secret Life of Eric Northman — congrats VampLover1

2nd Place is tied, both are Dramas.

The Case of the Stackhouse Demon — congrats BathshebaRocks

the Dexter parody - Darkly Dreaming — congrats moxie.mo!

3rd Place is a comedy. 50 First Bites — congrats greenlemons and elbly

Judge's Award goes to: Love in the Office — congrats to Jabey

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UPDATE: THE POLLS ARE UP! In order to figure in ranking, we've set this vote up into 2 polls ... don't forget to vote in both! You can access them here:

Dead Pan Contest Poll

Polls will stay open until Friday, June 11.


THE FINALISTS ARE IN!

And it was very, VERY, VEEEEERY close!

There were so many phenomenal stories … making this list was quite torturous! Some of these stories were only a fraction of a percent above their competitor. Okay, okay. Enough whining. But we just wanted to let y'all know that because the scores were so close on some of the stories, we had to include 12 in the final list instead of 10.

Unfortunately, we still had to cut some amazing stories that came sooooo close … we wish we didn't have to … but we had to

After separating the stories into dramas and comedies, we narrowed it down to the six top scoring entries from each category.

You can access the poll at http:/forum . fanfiction . net/forum/Dead_Pan_Contest/75639/, and it will remain open until Friday, June 11th.

That's two whole weeks for you to read, review and vote for your favorites!

So, without further ado, here's the list:

DRAMAS:

Case Of The Stackhouse Demon

The Secret Life Of Eric Northman

Dead Lost

Darkly Dreaming

A Weekend To Remember

At The Copa, Don't Fall In Love

COMEDIES:

1,001 Louisiana Nights

Stop That Rhett Now

Miss Supernatural

Love In The Office

Fifty First Bites

10 Things That Bite About You


VOTING

You are allowed FOUR total votes: one for best drama, one for best comedy, and your last two votes can be for either drama or comedy. The fic's category is denoted in parentheses next to it on the poll.


WINNERS' ANNOUNCEMENT

The winners will be announced by June 15.

We will be awarding prizes for the following:

Reader's choice, best drama

Reader's choice, best comedy

Reader's choice, 2nd place

Reader's choice, 3rd place

Judges' Pick

The first place winners will get to choose which of the following fantabulous prizes they would like:

Autographed 8x10 photo of Alexander Skarsgard with certificate of authenticity

Original artwork of Eric Northman from esteemed artist Sarah Silva

Eric Northman wristwatch

silver chrome cigarette case/wallet/credit card case

Eric Northman computer mousepad

And just added! Signed copy of SVM Book 10, Dead In The Family


SUPER-DUPER-UBER IMPORTANT!

Please keep in mind that the contest MUST remain anonymous for the duration of the vote. We appreciate everyone's cooperation with this up to now, and ask that y'all please keep your lips sealed until the winners are announced.

Oh, and did we mention? Read & review! Read & review! Read & review!


nycsnowbird & pixiegiggles are proud to present:

THE DEAD PAN CONTEST

Barmaid! There’s A Fly In My Spoof!

ooOOoo

Yep, a new writing contest with a twist. We’re looking for your best parodies set in the SVM/TB universe that is Eric-centric, preferably with E/S as lead characters. Your parody can be culled from books, TV, films or even cartoons. Lemons are optional but droolingly encouraged. We’re giving a generous 15,000 word limit, too.

UPDATE: The poll results are in, and we have a clear winner!

Due to popular demand, we've decided that entries to the contest will be posted as their own stories under the Dead Pan contest profile. Please sign up for an author alert if you haven't already done so!

Submissions:

Entries can be submitted to us beginning April 1st, but no later than 11:59 CST on May 15th.

This contest is going to be anonymous, so please DO NOT PUBLISH THIS STORY ON YOUR PROFILE!

Please e-mail all entries to deadpancontest(at)gmail(dot)com, and include your story as an attachment (MS Word .doc/.docx).

EACH ENTRY SHOULD INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING HEADER:

The Dead Pan Contest

Title:

Story/movie parodied:

Pennames: (fanfictiondotnet pennames please)

Beta’s pennames:

Characters:

Disclaimer:

Summary: Please include that this is an entry into the Dead Pan Contest

Teaser: a passage from the story of up to 500 words of your choice

Your entry will be validated for grammar/punctuation and for compliance with contest rules when we receive it. Once it is approved, all identifying information will be stripped and your entry will be posted as a story under the contest profile.

We will send you an email to let you know when your entry is approved. If your entry is disqualified for any reason, you can edit and resubmit it, as long as we receive it by the submission deadline.

When your entry is published, we will also post a pimpalicious announcement, along with a teaser, on the contest’s forum thread. So, don’t forget to choose a passage of up to 500 words for us to post!

Telling your readers which entry is yours will result in the expulsion of your entry from the contest. However, pimping of the contest (and mentioning that you have written something for it—just not what) is allowed and enthusiastically encouraged. We appreciate your cooperation in keeping this contest truly anonymous!


Voting:

Public voting for the finalists will be announced at the end of the contest. You will have two weeks to vote for your favorites before we announce the winner.


The Rules:

The contest will run from April 1st to May 15th.

Each entry must be able to stand on its own as a one-shot and must be a new story but may be continued into a multi-chapter fic after the contest ends.

All entries must be a Minimum of 2,500 words. Max 15,000.

All those who want to continue their stories may do so once the contest has ended.

All entrants must be at least 18 years of age. Entries must be rated T or M based on the guidelines set forth by fanfiction.net.

Entries can be canon, AU, AH, (alternate universe, all human) and can be any genre (romance/humor/angst/etc - please just no rape or incest).

Collaborations are allowed and encouraged.

Unlimited entries accepted by any single author. The idea here is to get lots of interesting stories submitted and not limit your creativity. It’s a win-win for everyone. Entries can be from any character’s POV but each entry must feature our favorite loveable Eric Northman. While we encourage creative interpretations, as well as AH and AU, Eric must be cast as the hero. (That is, the boy who wins the girl's heart -- Rhett, Rick, Westley.)

All entries must be beta'd. No exceptions! Judges cannot serve as betas for any of the contest entries. Your stories will be subjected to judging that will include rating for grammar and punctuation. So please use a beta, please spellcheck!

You will also be rated on writing style, diction, dialog, story structure and creativity. Each category is assigned a numeric value which all total 100 points.

No incest, rape, cutting, etc. Entries that are deemed inappropriate will not be accepted. If you think something in your story may require a warning for some readers, put it in your Author’s Note at the beginning.

Any story that doesn't adhere to the rules above will result in the expulsion of said story from the contest.


Your Esteemed Judges:

LanYap

Saluki(from myvampfiction)

sunkisz

Terri Botta

tradermare

zeewriter


Your excited (and, admittedly high-handed) hosts:

nycsnowbird

Pixiegiggles

Please DO NOT contact the judges with questions. If you have any questions you can PM this account, pixiegiggles, nycsnowbird, or email us at deadpancontest(at)gmail(dot)com


Prizes:

Winners must be willing to provide nycsnowbird a mailing address so the prize(s) can be awarded.

The list of prizes include:

Autographed 8x10 photo of Alexander Skarsgard with certificate of authenticity

Gorgeous frame-worthy original artwork of Eric Northman from esteemed artist Sarah Silva in mixed media on Bristol paper (acid free).

Eric Northman wristwatch

Eric Northman computer mousepad

silver chrome cigarette case/wallet/credit card case

Banners will be created by our illustrious Zigster for all winning entrants.

--NEW! NEW! NEW--

We will be awarding two 1st prizes of autographed Alexander Skarsgard photos with certificates of authenticity to the Best in Drama AND to the Best in Comedy as well as a 2nd and 3rd winner for best comedy/drama combined, PLUS a judges’ pick.

We're super-excited to let y'all know that we've teamed up with MyVampFiction on this contest! And, the judge's pick will be be a featured story on MVF for the month of June.


Pimping Materials:

Contest Banner

Contest AVI


We've set up a contest thread over at the Sookieverse forum.

Here are the Beta reader volunteers for the Dead Pan Contest:

beatlechicksteph

chiisai-kitty

DeeDeeINFJ

Gallathea

HopeStreet

moxie.mo

Northwoman

PlainJane_Littlefork

RubySun03

SibylVane_Vamp

tvgirl.nicole

Huge Viking sized thanks to all our Beta volunteers! If you'd like to be added as a beta reader, please just let us know!


Follow us on Twitter for all the latest news and story teasers! @deadpancontest


Dead to the Universe by zeewriter reviews
A visit by Kay and Jay to Shreveport leaves Sookie and Eric wondering what's really out there. Sample fic for Dead Pan Contest hosted by Pixiegiggles and NYCSnowbird
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,810 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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spoof's up! reviews
The finalists for the Dead Pan Contest are in! Come read, review & vote!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,289 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010
Supernatural Bachelor reviews
Sookie has never been lucky at love, or at least she doesn't realize it. Can a stint on reality television find her true love?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,422 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Definitely Not In Kansas reviews
Sookie awakens after storm in an odd world full of different types of beings who help her find her way home.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
1,001 Louisiana Nights reviews
Each dawn, he promises to kill her and each night she tells a tale to save her life.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,628 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Little Red Hot Pants reviews
Sookie goes to deliver a basket across the woods to Octavia's house. She encounters some serious trouble along the way. Hopefully, her Viking can come to save the day.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Win A Date With Eric Northman reviews
Sookie Wins a Dream Date With Eric Northman
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
At The Copa, Don't Fall In Love reviews
Sookie reminisces about her lost love by visiting the bar they used to work at together.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie
Dead Lies reviews
Eric Northman is known as the foremost expert on detecting lies. When Sookie joins his team her first case leads her and Eric back to her hometown to find a murderer, but while working with Eric will she find more in him than just an employer?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,770 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
He Must Be In Want Of A Wife No, Really, He Must! reviews
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that if you are tall, arrogant, proud and dead, you must be in want of a wife. Pride and Prejudice meets SVM.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,718 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Take A Step That Is New reviews
After throwing party for their old roommate, Sookie and Amelia get surprised by one of the party crashers.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,394 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookerella—The Glass Slipper reviews
Our fav characters are part of a production Sookerella. There is a pantomime as well as a view of the cast's real lives, to create a multi-layered, humorous and a little bit sexy story. Prepare to hate and boo the villains and love the good guys.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,307 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie
10 Things That Bite About You reviews
Pam takes a fancy to a young man who is only allowed to date if his sister does and persuades her maker to help her out.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,658 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Bon Temps Shore reviews
MTV's Jersey Shore reality show was so popular there's a new Southern spin-off, Bon Temps Shore, where eight strangers are given a beach house, a hot tub, and a whole lot of barbeque while the cameras are rolling!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,832 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Love In the Office reviews
Eric and Sookie are co-workers who help each other survive the daily grind. What they don't realize, is that they both want to grind on each other!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Weekend to Remember reviews
Five of our SVM characters are invited to a creepy mansion for a weekend.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
When Eric Met Sookie reviews
After college graduation, Sookie and Eric travel to New York together and try to decide whether women and men can be friends ... even when they want to rip each others' clothes off. AH/AU.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Darkly Dreaming reviews
In a pre-Revelation AU, Eric is a blood spatter expert for the Miami PD who kills serial killers in his spare time. Girlfriend, Sookie, and a killer who is draining the bodies of his victims and chopping them up present him with exciting new challenge.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
With Ferengis Like This reviews
Eric Northman is Captain of the USS Enterprise. During a routine mission to the far side of the Alpha Quadrant they encounter a space anomaly …
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,570 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Baby Daddy Drama reviews
Nearly two years after Sookie gives birth, she is talked into appearing on the Lafayette Reynolds Show to find out who the father is. This is A/H and a bit OOC, but good clean Jerry Springer fun!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,899 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
South Park, Louisiana reviews
Join animated supe fourth-graders Sam, Nyal, Northman, Beehly and Quinny as they fight for continuity and accuracy in Genuine Gore, the TV adaptation of fav video game, Super Villain Murderer SVM and try to win the heart of the new girl, SookSook.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,605 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stranger Than FanFiction reviews
Eric Northman finds himself hearing a mysterious voice in his head, one that begins to affect his entire existence.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Dead Truth reviews
Sookie Stackhouse is an evening television show producer, struggling to maintain ratings, while trying to find Mister Right. Add on top of that she is a telepath and the Vampires are out in the open, she is in for a good time in her search.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,695 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Fifty First Bites reviews
Eric Northman discovers the meaning of frustration as he attempts to woo a memory challenged telepath.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie
From Sweden With Love reviews
Sookie's Swedish holiday turns into a nightmare when she gets caught in a deadly game of industrial espionage. Can she resist Eric Northman's attempt to find out her secret, or will they both be caught up in a web of deceit?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,292 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Secret Life of Eric Northman reviews
Marketing exec Eric Northman has a bad-tempered wife and an overactive imagination. When the going gets tough, his fantasies get going … AH. Multiple parodies.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,645 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Case of the Stackhouse Demon reviews
Eric Northman is angry and frustrated. He needs a challenge for his formidable detective skills. Will the arrival of a beautiful blonde client bring him satisfaction? The tale is narrated by his faithful companion Dr. Compton.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,271 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Vampire Runner reviews
It’s the year 2110. The earth has changed considerably in the last 100 years. Replicants abound and sometimes it’s hard to tell who is human, vampire or replicant.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,586 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Sookie and Bella's Excellent Adventure reviews
Bella shows up at Merlotte’s looking for Edward. Sookie is missing something as well. Can Sookie help Bella, while finding herself? This is a sample fic to pimp the DeadPan contest.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead Lost reviews
Sookie, Eric, and the gang mysteriously crash on an island, where nothing is as it seems.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,579 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Compton's Island: The Second Pamela Ravenscroft reviews
Stranded on a deserted island for months, the castaways plan a talent show to relax. Sookie falls backwards and hits her head leaving the stage. She awakens in the professors arms and thinks she's the famous actress and fellow castaway, Pamela Ravenscroft
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,977 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Miss Supernatural reviews
Entry for Dead Pan contest. Can Sookie pull off the role of a beauty queen to find out who is threatening Felipe De Castro's attempt to unite the supernatural races with a beauty contest? Set after Dead and Gone.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,944 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Gone with the Bond reviews
My entry for the Dead Pan contest - it’s Gone with the Wind, SVM style! Sing it with me: da DAH da dum, da DAH da dum, da DAH DAH DAH, da DAH da dum!
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,341 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Good Times For All reviews
Eric Northman, a partner at a New York ad agency, is commissioned to create an ad campaign for Bon Temps, an up-and-coming Cajun fusion restaurant, but finds the job is not what he expected.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Flesh and Bones reviews
Chief Anthropologist Sookie Stackhouse, and her new FBI Partner, Eric Northman, face undeniable attraction as they solve the murder of a senator's wife. Will these opposites be able to communicate with each other in the search for truth and true love?
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,216 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Footloose and Fancy Free reviews
This is my entry for the Dead Pan contest. Sookie falls for the new guy in town.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Stop That Rhett Now reviews
This is my entry to the Dead Pan Contest entry where SVM meets GWTW, Life can be a dream and a freckle holds the mystery of romance.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
The Butterflies reviews
This is my entry to the Deadpan Contest. Sookie follows Eric to Bodega Bay only to discover mysterious and unsettling behavior from butterflies. Just imagine the terror.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,725 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Gone with the Passing Wind reviews
My entry to the Deadpan Contest. Sookie is caught in the sweeping saga of the fall of the South in the Civil War era. She tries to maintain her dignity, but like the innocence of a time and place ravaged by war, it may be gone with the passing wind.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dead to the Universe reviews
A visit by Kay and Jay to Shreveport leaves Sookie and Eric wondering what's really out there. Sample fic for Dead Pan Contest hosted by Pixiegiggles and NYCSnowbird
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
Dances with Werewolves reviews
This is my entry to the Deadpan Contest. Sookie takes a post on the Western frontier and becomes acquainted with the mysterious supe world.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
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