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Joined 03-25-09, id: 1878677, Profile Updated: 09-23-17
Author has written 19 stories for Prince of Persia, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Coraline, Batman, Legend of Zelda, Gilmore Girls, Animal Crossing, Cheers, Misc. Tv Shows, Star Wars, Fantasy Life, Looking Glass Wars Trilogy, and Bob's Burgers.

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September 2017 - I am still actively trying to do drabbles and such, but many of them on my Tumblr @milkandcoochies are about my OCs for the NaNoWriMo novel I mentioned writing some time ago. You're still welcome to hit me up and talk about my OCs with me, though. I may try to add something to the stories that I have, but I may also let a couple of stories die for now until I can return to the source material and get a better idea of where I'm going next. Anyway, hi. Feel free to send me a message anytime. I'm also now on archiveofourown.org (AO3) under the same handle if you'd like to find me.


In-Progress:

  1. Smile, Puddin'! - (Mad Love, HarleyQuinnXJoker.) From the perspective of Harley as to how she met Joker and came to love him.
  2. Dastan in Wonderland - This was something I was very proud of and want to continue. It is now my project for NaNoWriMo to make something of this story. I hated that I stopped after three chapters. I'll make notes in my profile when I've updated a chapter. Stick around, kids.
  3. Lies, Liquor, and Love - A SwannxSparrow fanfic I started some time ago. I actually forgot that it was not a one-shot, but an actual story. Will be revising it soon to take a look into finishing it.
  4. The Only One He Ever Feared, He Loved - This is a completely humorous take on Tom Riddle's diary. I started it originally when I was 12/13 years old. I revised it around 2009, and I'm looking into actually summing it up and finishing it. Which means I'll be revising the chapters soon to see what I can do.
  5. Tina's Freaky Fanfiction - It started out as just Tina's "Sexy 60 Minutes." It has turned into a series of all of Tina's freaky fanfiction. Stay tuned.

My best friend, Melody has an account and she is an amazing writer. Check her out!

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Take One by Saru Wolfe reviews
You've been taken by Ultron. Sometimes you suspect he only wanted someone to talk to, but there may be something more sinister at work. [High grade trash for all your Ultron x reader needs.]
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,513 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 9/18/2015 - Complete
Tina's Erotic Friend Fiction by Mina41q reviews
Me with the help of my sister have started to make Tina Belcher's Erotic Friend Fiction Series. Prepare for many adventures of zombies, love, and butts. One-Shots!
Bob's Burgers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/25/2016 - Published: 3/19/2016
The Life in Your Years by Rogue Requiem reviews
What do a raven, a fairy, a queen, and a prince all have in common? Not much except each other. And not everyone feels entirely happy about that, but we'll see how things work out. After all, it's not the years in your life; it's the life in your years. Drabble fic.
Maleficent - Rated: T - English - Family/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Maleficent, Aurora, Diaval, Prince Phillip
The Broker by Rogue Requiem reviews
Crime. Such a profitable market in Gotham City. It even has its own submarkets: henchmen, drugs, real estate. That last one is especially crucial. After all, without it, where can a weary villain go to lay low and plot his next scheme for the Batman? See, that card you're holding is very special. Give the Broker a call. He'll set you up right. (Origins/Asylum/City-Verse)
Batman: Arkham Asylum - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,483 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - The Joker, Harley Q., The Riddler/E. Nigma, Black Mask/Roman Sionis
The Color Red by lostsoul512 reviews
You couldn't save someone if they loved their madness. Oneshot.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/9/2013 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Who Controls the Past Controls the Future by Rogue Requiem reviews
After getting nightmarish visions about a deadly enemy hellbent on destroying Yami and everyone else she cares about, Tea is sent back to Ancient Egypt by a force well beyond her control. Making enemies of the Pharaoh's priests, warding off Bakura's fury, gaining an ally in an uncouth, female master thief, and having Malik mess with her emotionally wasn't exactly part of her plan.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 103,302 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Anzu M./Tea G., Marik I., Thief Bakura, Set
Breaking Point by frilencer reviews
"Sometimes she looks almost fine: she laughs at his jokes, plays along when he teases her, lets him drag her into a tickling game that leaves her breathless but cheerful. Sometimes, though, she shuts herself away and his attempts at bringing her walls down are ineffective, and all he can do is hold her closer and tighter." Set after Damned If You Do.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,476 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2013 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Paint by wouldyouliketoseemymask reviews
Harley Quinn comes to life under his fingertips. Nolanverse Joker/Harley, Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Joker - Complete
The Marauders Club by Voodoo Doll Mana reviews
Hogwarts: The Second Generation. Albus S. Potter's first days at Hogwarts. What magical adventures lay in store for the son of the Boy-Who-Lived?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,006 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Albus S. P.
In The Still of the Night by Goddess of Cliffhangers reviews
The long awaited second Anya-Dimitri story. Takes place during their time on the ship. It is much harder to fight mutual attraction while sharing a bed... But it's only to keep her safe. Right? Cute and romantic. Please READ AND REVIEW! Much love, Cat
Anastasia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,557 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Anya/Anastasia, Dimitri - Complete
Foolery Forbidden by The Cheshire Riddler reviews
In which a mad Queen hosts a peculiar party, foolery is expressively made a no-no, witty banter is exchanged, a feline is increasingly frustrating, an article of clothing is lost, and a mutual affection starts. Twoshot.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,031 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Mad Hatter/Hatta, Alice - Complete
The Sound and the Fury by TrappedInPast reviews
No, he’s not surprised . . . although that might come later, who knows? His first knee-jerk reaction is a poisoning, body-filling vindication that floats on the top of his blood like oil. Jess deals with the death of a woman he never knew. Literati.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Jess M. - Complete
Coffee with Alfred by Dunyazade reviews
Clark eats breakfast with Alfred. Bruce reacts. NOT slash.
Batman/Superman Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Complete
One Morning by DeuceKebabz reviews
Just a fun oneshot i made while watching will and grace one night. takes place in the morning before will goes to work. FT Will, Grace, Jack, Karen, and Elliot.
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 975 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Complete
Lamentations of a Starry Eyed Twit by She's a Star reviews
Auriga Sinistra's not so eventful diary filled with sarcasm, self pity, and assorted proclamations of loathing for a certain Potions professor . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,501 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 1,391 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/4/2007 - Published: 2/2/2003 - A. Sinistra, Severus S.
The Surprise by shopgirl reviews
Joe has a big surprise for Kathleen
You've Got Mail - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 8/20/2002
The Voldemort Whilly-Nillies by DangerMouse reviews
A filk to the tune of "The Beverly Hillbillies" about Tom Riddle. Voldemort, that is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2002
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Tina's Freaky Fanfiction reviews
This began with "Sexy 60 Minutes," an erotic 60 Minutes Fanfiction, by Tina Belcher. It has turned into her collection of freaky fanfiction. Tina Belcher has a creative, sexy mind. These are her stories.
Crossover - Misc. Tv Shows & Bob's Burgers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,306 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 4/16/2015
A Surprise at The Roost
Another AC drabble request: "if you're doin those fics, maybe you could do a gala/agnes one? i had those two in my village for so long and they were absolutely in a relationship (agnes moved out though...)"
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Published: 3/29 - Brewster, K.K. Slider, Agnes, Gala - Complete
Island Trip reviews
Another Tumblr drabble request: "I'd love a cute O'Hare x Carmen fic, if you're still doing them! u "
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3/19 - Carmen, O'Hare - Complete
Castele Afternoon reviews
This is a one-shot/drabble that was requested on Tumblr @elderwoodliving is my fandom blog for the game. Request: "How about Yuelia and female!Player: Yuelia sees kids outsite playfighting and tickling each other and when female!Player explains what they are doing she wants to try it out."
Fantasy Life - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13 - Yuelia/Flutter, OC - Complete
Tutu's Quiet Morning reviews
Just like the other AC drabble, this was a drabble requested from Tumblr. I meant to fulfill it a while ago, but just now got around to it. It's about Tutu and a Mayor named Asher.
Animal Crossing - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/22
The Theed Cantina (AU) reviews
(Star Wars AU, with character insert of my best friend Melody [to torture her].) Ben Kenobi is visiting Theed on a business trip when he meets the burlesque dancer Melody.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2016
The Most Exotic Flower reviews
Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy's romance, quick drabble to the excerpted lyrics of "Million Dollar Man" by Lana Del Rey.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/5/2015 - Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy - Complete
Smile, Puddin! reviews
(Mad Love, JokerXHarley Fanfiction.) A mad story of an even madder love, as told by Harley Quinn.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,189 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/3/2015 - Published: 4/25/2014 - Harley Quinn, The Joker
Lies, Liquor, and Love reviews
Will Turner is trapped aboard the Flying Dutchman. The plan may have been Captain Jack Sparrow's all along, but due to some strange part of his heart that had a fondness for the lad, Sparrow felt a pang of guilt from his greed. When Elizabeth Swann joins the crew to save Turner, Sparrow finds his loyalty and trust come into question as he lusts for the governess-turned-pirate.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2015 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Sisters Black
He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is back. The Death Eaters finally have won. Their leader is in a body suitable to hold him and they gaze upon him for the first time as he stands on his own, greeting his devout disciples. Narcissa and Bellatrix, the strongest of the Black women, stand before him, both with a different expectations of what's to come.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L., Narcissa M. - Complete
Please, Please, Please reviews
Based on the pilot for Gilmore Girls, from the perspective of Luke and his pining for Lorelai.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Luke D., Lorelai G., Rory G. - Complete
Wow reviews
This is a one-shot based around Sam and Diane and takes place at the final two minutes of season 2, episode 22 "I'll Be Seeing You, Part 2," and ends a few moments into the first episode of season 3 when Diane returns. If you haven't watched those two episodes in a while, I would recommend watching them first.
Cheers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Sam M., Diane C. - Complete
In the Privacy of Town Hall reviews
Isabelle and the mayor get cozier than they should. (One-shot.) Michaels' request: "write about me and isabelle having a bill clinton/monica lewinsky AFFAIR! shaking things up… jk thats probably really weird… i love u"
Animal Crossing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/27/2014 - Isabelle - Complete
A Town Meeting Date reviews
(One-shot.) Lorelai visits Luke's Diner and starts to come to terms with how she actually feels for Luke.
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Lorelai G., Luke D. - Complete
We're Coming for Blood reviews
A one shot based on Bellatrix's devotion for Voldemort, set during their storm of the wizarding world and the Battle at Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L.
This Is Hyrule reviews
ONE SHOT. When a young pirate by the name of Tetra discovers she is much more than that, she has to decide if she's right for the part. ("LoZ: Wind Waker")
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2014 - Zelda, Tetra, King Of Red Lions/King Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule - Complete
Telescope Eyes reviews
Young Wybie has to save Coraline from the evil Beldam.
Coraline - Rated: K - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,735 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Coraline J., Other Father, Cat, Wybie L.
Dastan in Wonderland reviews
Time stands still for Dastan, Prince of Persia. When Dastan finds a mysterious fountain-that turns out to be the Pool of Tears-he discovers Wonderland. Dastan must partner up with Alyss, Queen of Hearts, to fix his world.
Crossover - Prince of Persia & Looking Glass Wars Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,544 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 4/2/2009
The Only One He Ever Feared, He Loved reviews
What were really on the pages of Tom Marvolo Riddle Jr.'s diary before it became a horcruxe? This fanfic is rewrite of one I did years ago when my account was MelodyandJennifer. Isn't it ironic that Dumbledore was announced gay?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Tom R. Jr.