Author has written 29 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Hunger Games, and Total Drama series.
One day you'll find me in a small coffee shop in the outskirts of London immersed in a book while drinking a cup of mint tea. :3
I just really like to write and my name is Lola.
I enjoy cats, tea, books, and music.
Favorite books: ALL JOHN GREEN, Fangirl, Eleanor and Park, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Mortal Instruments, Pretty Little Liars, Sarah Dessen books, Divergant, andddd so many more.
Music: 5 seconds of summer, all time low, Marina and The Diamonds, Taylor Swift, Lana Del Rey, Maroon 5, Arctic Monkeys, The Summer Set, Mayday Parade, One Direction, Ed Sheeran, and a random assortment of indie music
Movies/TV: Silver Linings Playbook, White Chicks, Teen Wolf, Modern Family, Glee
-My birthday is Oct 28
-I loves my cats
-I've been told I'm the weirdest person ever.
-Me and Charlie Brown are the same person.
-Music is everything.
-I'm a cheerleader and tennis player.
-I love to sing oops.
-Dylan O'brien is beautiful.
shoot meh a pm sometime :) I always like making friendsss
I go to seek a Great Perhaps.
My StOrIeS (are complete shit) because I was probably a stupid 12 year old when i wrote them) I have matured ;) Not really.. I'm actually not mature at all. I laugh when I hear the words boobies.
The Broken Ones- I actually really love where I'm going with this!! This is all I'm going to write for a while because I don't have much time for writing anymore.
Wonderwall- after reading John Green's books and Eleanor and Park I just got inspired to make my own story about first loves and tratie. man, i sense I'll actually finish this.
How much of your teenage life have you messed up?
[-] Kissed someone before dating no.. At least I think we were dating O.O
[-] Gotten a phone taken away at school I keep it in my backpack.
[x] Gotten caught chewing gum Is it Hehe Everyday ;)
[-] Gotten caught cheating on a test I'm pretty sneaky.
[-] Arrived late to class more than 5 times I'm actually normally on time
[x] Didn't do homework over 5 times Haven't we all?
[x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
[x] Missed school just because you felt like it I'm cool like dat ;)
[x] Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class Ok, my friend hiccuped really loudly and I looked at my other friend and... well... yeah...
[-] Got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school Nah
[x] Text people during class yesh
[x] Passed notes OMG all the time
[-] Threw stuff across the room my aiming skills aren'y good enough for that yet.
[x] Laughed at the teacher Doesn't everybody?
[x] Took pictures during school hours MARDI GRAS!!! :D
[x] Called someone during school hours MY MOMYY
[x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
[-] Threw something at the teacher Nahh
[x] Went outside the classroom without permission it was a pee emergency -.-
[x] Broke the dress code lol...
[-] Failed a class
[x] Ate food during class CANDY!!!
[X] Gotten a call from school my teacher thought I was missing... she's not a very good teacher.
[-] Been called the worst student Noope
[-] Got punished on a school trip because you behaved badly What trips? My school is C-H-E-A-P
[x] Didn't take your stuff to school I forgot my backpack :(
[-] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking I've wanted to, but I respect my elders :)
[x] Faked your parents signature haha I did that??
[x] Slept in class I'm eternally grateful to maw friend who woke me up...
[-] Cursed at your teacher behind their back Nobody needs to wash my mouth out wit soap.
[x] Copied homework Who hasn't!?
[-] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
[x] Thrown food in the lunch room yup
I've had 5,463 views to my profile... that kind of scares me O.o
I sometimes wonder if there's a creeper out there who has a doll that looks exactly like me and dresses it with what I wore everyday, bathes it, and puts it to sleep every night. O.o
LETS FUCK SHIT UPPPPP
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This is the stupidity test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that you have done!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out tHE BOOK DIDNT TELL ME TO PUT THE LID ON!!!!
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails yEAH AND MY SISTER DINT HELP ME
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it WHEN I WAS 5 WHILE EATING AN APPLE, IT WAS A FOLDUP CHAIR AND IT SNAPPED UP WHILE I WAS LEANING BACK IT HURT!!!
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking YUP IN CABELLAS THEN THIS GUY STEPPED IN IT
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking HAPPENS DAILY
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand !
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull YUP
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push YUP AGAIN
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it (it was an orange) :)
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (gahh i called one mom once)
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot (i wuz just running)
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (yes... english class... i named it scmuel)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. (four wheeler)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (yesss)
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan :(
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off someones property (furniture store pretending to be a multi racial gay couple wit my friends)
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it (church...)
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were (i am not that stupid!)
56. Looked into an overhead light purposely while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke or movie that no one else thought was funny
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funer, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions Corrected s
67.Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand (they dared me too!!)
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (thats just plain wrongg)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (ummm for field day but does that count?)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth
Oh Jesus Christmas that many!!! that is super depressing.
I'm in love with cities I've never been to and people I've never met.
It's like I want you to look at me, but every time you do I look away.
Secret Love my escape, take me Far Far away.
I don't think that I knew the Chaos I was getting in.
I'm a crumpled up piece of paper lying here because I Remember it All Too Well.
You may be good looking but you're Not a piece of art.
Perfection and Deception are wonderful traits, one will breed Love, the other Hate.
I'm hashtag swaggie you're hashtag faggie.
I'm gucci you're walmart brand
I'm the mothafuckin queen.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't. (I don't own this) (its soooo funny haha i fell for it)
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on
Type your name with your elbow: DEDEBUG99999 (wOAAAAHHH SISTER HOLD IT WITH THE 9s
Type it with your chin: DDDEDSWBGVHHUYJGGFI9 (you know i was pretty close...if ur blind
Your nose: E3E3GH7U8T9 (Sounds like a weird formula)
Your forehead: 32 DXGFV 986589 (wuhhhhh)
Your toe: DEDE3BVBUG-0 (i was standing on a wobbliy chair...dont judge me)
Your eyes closed with your fingers: DEDEBUH9 (one letter off...how bout a round of applause peeps...even though i typoed with one finger)
This or That
Fire or Ice: Fire. THIS GIRL IS ON FIREEE.
Day or Night: Night :)
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffeee. Iwanttoliveinstarbucks.
Tea or Soda: Soda. It makes me crayy
Juice or Water: H20 plzz.
White Milk or Chocolate Milk: WHITE.
Italian or Chinese: Italian :) Food and people. IMMA ITALIAN YA.
McDonald's or Burger King: McDonald's ;)
Pizza Hut or Domino's: ewwyyy
Watermelon or Kiwi: Watermelon, I think. I never had a kiwi. BUT THAT'S SUCH A FUN WORD XD
Strawberry or Blueberry: Strawberry. I loveee strawberry hand sanitizer. It's my preciousss
Cherry or Banana: Bananas :)
Summer or Winter: SUMMER.
Spring or Fall: Fall!
Snowy or Rainy: Snowy. IFlippingLoveSnow
Love or Money: LoVe. I'll marry a rich guy. and then have money.
Mates or Dates: I'm assuming mates is friends so... MATES. I luh maw BESHT FRANDS.
Danced in the rain: yeppers.
Sang out loud: I'm just so musically talented yo.
Kissed in the rain: ahha no.
Gotten in a bar fight: nope
Done drugs: I'm not into that stuff.
Been drunk: x) it was an accident.
Been in love: Nahh I wouldn't say it was love.
Sat on a roof: YESH.
Gotten thrown out of a store: yes... I went public napping ;)
Cried over a guy (if yes, was he worth it?): yaaa. NOT WORTH IT.
Played an instrument: yup. flute.
Smoked a cigarette: nopeeee
Cheated: nopeeee. I a sweeeetiee
Stayed up all night: ALL NIGHTER BABAAY WHOO HOO.
my cat is licking its vajayjay.
I has 3 cats. I love my bbs. Buddy, Dede, and Dexter
I have a rabbit named Basil bc I garden and shit. jk. I don't garden.
I feel kind of intimate sharing my rabbits names with u: Basil, heather, Oliver, Portia, Perrie, and Teddy. #isthatweird LETS BE INTAMATE
DYLAN OBRIEN GIVE ME HEART PROBLEMS. FATHER MY CHILDREN.
Love you all :) :) Read my stories and i'll give you a virtual cake, come on now get reading. MWAAAHH XOXOXO