Edgar Night
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Joined 02-07-10, id: 2245598, Profile Updated: 11-12-13
Author has written 11 stories for Lost, Doctor Who, Legend of Zelda, Big Bang Theory, Chronicles of Narnia, X-Men: The Movie, Mega Man, Half-Life, Web Shows, and Amnesia: The Dark Descent.

About me:

Nerdfighter. Slytherin. Doodler of stuff, slayer of carrots. Transguy. Gay as a pincushion, in the words of my moirail.

You may know me for the Legend of Zelda/Doctor Who "story" I wrote aeons ago called The Sword and the Screwdriver, which I personally consider something of an old shame and was getting kind of annoyed at the attention it was getting. Yes, I am my own worst critic, but ye gods that thing was bad. It had no actual plot and I was probably fourteen when I started it which, in my case, automatically doomed it to craphood. So... yes. I'm sorry to say, I removed it.

It is no more. It has ceased to be. Et cetera, et cetera, the end. Feel free to be annoyed with me about it. I'm not putting it back up, and it's not getting a rewrite.

I try to remember the projects that aren't terrible. Emphasis on try. However, as I have high hopes of becoming a proper author, most of my writing of late has been original fiction. And if you are so inclined, you can find that here.


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Sons of War by TheLastRider reviews
When Eragon and Saphira disappear in the middle of a battle, Murtagh and Thorn alone discover their prisons. Unwilling to tell the Varden, but still slaves, they must keep this secret from Galbatorix while hunting for a way to be freed. Murtagh's only two legged companion, a half mad elf given to him as a reward, tries to help- but can the sons of war be freed? Bk 4
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 74 - Words: 157,533 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 9/25/2010 - Eragon S., Murtagh, King Galbatorix
Liar, Liar by Princess Garen reviews
He has had years of practice lying to others. He wishes that he had practiced lying to himself instead. Garen/JarvanIV. Slash, M/M, one-shot.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2013 - Garen, Jarvan IV - Complete
Same Old Story by ByrdIsTheWyrd reviews
Jayce has found himself in the clutches of his eternal archenemy, Viktor, thanks to his cruel Noxian captors. Expecting to be experimented on or worse, he finds Viktor has a few different ideas for what to do with him. Jayce is surprised by the results. Viktor/Jayce, "Clutch on the Magnum" AU, NSFW.
League of Legends - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,214 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Jayce, Viktor - Complete
Kick by wafflestories reviews
Chell is quite far along, and Wheatley is worried. No apologies for the blatant fluffiness of this one-shot, written for my bff who requested something with a pregnant Chell. Human!Wheatley, post-game. Same continuity as Blue Sky- well, if you like!
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Wheatley - Complete
The Most Feared Being by Emihn reviews
The Doctor finds himself stranded in a strange town called Silent Hill, and must face his guilt, actions, and true nature if he wants to get out alive.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,226 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Dangerous Liasons by Munchieees reviews
To Holmes, she was always 'The Woman', but could she ever be anything else? When Irene Adler requests Holmes' help, the detective has to work harder than usual to surpress his feelings for her. Especially as the case requires Holmes to pose her husband!
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 115,010 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 2/9/2010 - S. Holmes, Irene A. - Complete
Beautiful by unicorn-skydancer08 reviews
Tumnus has never seen anything as beautiful as Lucy Pevensie, and he never will again. Based on the song by Jim Brickman, sung by Wayne Brady.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,526 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Tumnus, Lucy Pevensie - Complete
Wolf in the Fold by Noblehorns reviews
"Loki was the clever one, the flighty one — a wolf amongst men. He was a predator at his best, and a demon at his worst." • Loki-centric, character study, drama.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,754 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/23/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Loki, Thor
The Legend of Zelda: Urban Legacy by TheNerdyNinja reviews
The nation of Hyrule is not the prosperous kingdom it once was. The poor fight to survive on the streets, while polititians play games of deceit amongst themselves. But the goddesses are intervening once again. A young man named Link has appeared again.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,604 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Link
Texts From Last Night by p.r. fox reviews
99% of the time, Sherlock can't be bothered to proofread his texts. / / "Luckily I've learned how to translate your bizarre AutoCorrect mishaps, Sherlock. Anyone else might've been alarmed if you asked them to look at the 'new fetus' in the kitchen."
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,023 - Follows: 83 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Blood Of Another by Dark Glass Marionette reviews
"The forte of the wheel is the gaps." I had done it, I had done as meant to... but blood would continue to stain my hands. *Daniel-centric, rated T to be safe*
Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Daniel - Complete
Doctor Who Drabble Challenge by MrsDalek reviews
A Doctor Who Drabble Challenge. 100 prompt words. Can contain any character from Doctor Who... Blame writergirl99 for getting me hooked onto drabble challenges, lol.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 7/31/2010
SM CASE FILES by lillyankh reviews
There are some things in this world that we were never meant to understand.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,347 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 20 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Kid in a Candy Store by Fialleril reviews
"I'm very disappointed in the adult world, John. Your brains are even more infantile than I'd thought." Asexual!Sherlock and mortified!John in a sex shop, by request.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/28/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 2,033 - Follows: 172 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Honestly, I'll live by Umbrella Doves reviews
Months after being accepted into the Evil League of Evil, Billy works on a new invention to aid his evil plans for world domination. Drabble-ish, original songfic-ish.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
Cards on the Table by Raven Aorla reviews
The Joker is still leaving his card at crime scenes, but someone else is leaving a King of Clubs. But when they've been foiled, there is a Two of Hearts and a Jack of Hearts. Not my characters. AU. Some 10/Master. Jack is Jack. Surprisingly light.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,596 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 7/21/2009 - 10th Doctor, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
A Meeting of Minds by mdrwngnftwr13 reviews
This came about when a friend of mine wanted to name her new computer and was torn between GLaDOS and TARDIS. So it's GLaDOS vs. TARDIS. GLaDOS' speech should be in courier, but ffdotnet is mean and won't let me change the font. So. Yeah. Enjoy the crack!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Portal - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/16/2010 - TARDIS
Dr Who Oneshots by xLaramiex reviews
Doctor Who oneshots. Predictably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Silent Treatment by How Like a Winter reviews
Juliet, furious in the aftermath of another argument, refuses to speak...but nobody has been able to beat Benjamin Linus at the silent treatment. One-shot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
Desire by Cassie James reviews
A one shot. Link returns from saving Hyrule and finds more than he bargained for in the hay loft... Rated 'M' for a reason. Please excuse the rubbish title/summary! Oh, and I own nothing...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,121 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Link, Ilia - Complete
Fracture by Kathryn Shadow reviews
He raised a hand and looked at it—saw the glow. The end. Game over. Please try again.' The End of Time fixit, but it's canon-friendly. ...I think. Ten/Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/26/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
An Object of Some Interest by golden orange reviews
A conversation on a dance floor in Meryton, circa 1798.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Jack H. - Complete
The Callipygian Exposition by SpaceAnJL reviews
TPP-verse. Gratuitous fan-service ahoy! This is Jim Parsons' fault for suggesting that Sheldon get ripped. Happy Christmas, Paradox People. :
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Downtime by Kathryn Shadow reviews
In which Beckett chases an ice cream truck, Ryan is a fanfic writer, Esposito gets a Fudgesicle and Castle... well. A fic for Support Stacie! :D
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,802 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Twilit Abomination by perilouslips reviews
A mystery is afoot in Hyrule. A portal that should have been forever sealed has reopened. What else is to be done, but to call upon Link to deal with it? Spoilers for the end of Twilight Princess, sort of.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,262 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Link - Complete
Fifty Percent chance for Moisture by Madi Holmes reviews
Moist reflects. Well, okay, I reflect on Moist. Not so surprising crossover.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Howard W., Moist
The Phantom and the Doctor by Goth Angel UK reviews
Erik, the Phantom of the Paris Opera meets the Doctor and Captain Jack. Can they help the man tortured by years of suffering and the loss of the woman he loved?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,823 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - 10th Doctor, Erik
Sector C? Brilliant! by Sharpfur reviews
The Doctor goes on a random trip in his TARDIS, winding up in the navel of the Black Mesa Research Facility... A short, unfinished, unlikely-to-be-completed sketch.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/25/2009 - 10th Doctor
He Misses Her by Bardess of Avon reviews
Oneshot. He misses her, and that's all there is to it. Set after the Pevensies leave Narnia.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Lucy Pevensie, Tumnus - Complete
Ode to a Lone Headcrab by Emergency Exit reviews
A tragic poem of loss, suffering, explosions and the like. Can you tell I had nothing better to do on a Wednesday? One shot, rated T.
Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
My New Friend by mdrwngnftwr13 reviews
GIR gets a new friend in a most unusual circumstance. Not really set during the seasons. Kinda thought of it as set after the last episode.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/7/2006 - Gir, Zim - Complete
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Come Save the Family Tree reviews
It takes Forte a while to warm up to the newest member of the family. Rated T for swearing.
Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,390 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Bass, Zero - Complete
A Thoroughly-Planned Gift reviews
Zero, it turns out, is a great dancer with good taste in bad pop music. Rated for sexual content.
Mega Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/12/2013 - X, Zero - Complete
For the Warmth of Another reviews
Charles is asexually frustrated.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What Has Sunk May Rise reviews
Sometimes banishment simply isn't sufficient. Sometimes an execution is the only option.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Amnesia: The Dark Descent - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,984 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Edmund Pevensie, Daniel
The Continuum Discontinuity reviews
Spiked tacos, spatiotemporal distortion, and bad films, oh my! What happens when, due to sudden but inevitable betrayal, the Nostalgia Critic is dropped into the universe of the Big Bang Theory? This is crack, just to warn you.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Web Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,927 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Sheldon C., Nostalgia Critic
From Dusk 'til Dawn reviews
Hyrule is under attack from an enemy she does not know. Gordon and Alyx have no idea where the hell they are. And just what, exactly, is the G-Man doing?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Half-Life - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,828 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Link
Scientia Est reviews
Shad is discovered sneaking into the royal library. R&R, bitte! WARNING: May cause you to crave tea. Oneshot.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,329 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Zelda, Shad - Complete
Without Screaming reviews
Something is slowly picking off the Doctor's companions, one by one. He can feel the fabric of space-time beginning to fray as they are killed before their time... but what connection does it have to the tear in the dimensional barrier? R&R please.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - 10th Doctor, Rose T.
Cold God reviews
After cleaning up the mess left by the nanogenes in 1941, the Doctor, Rose, and Jack decide to go "somewhere nice". But their plans are soon interrupted... Rated T for violence and maybe a bit of torture. Maybe. R&R, plzkthanxbai. :D
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,264 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/29/2010 - 9th Doctor, Rose T.
The Broken Muse reviews
After seeing and speaking with Rose on Bad Wolf Bay, the Doctor searches for someone to confide in, someone who knows the grief he feels... accidentally becoming an inspiration for a well-known poem. REVIEW OR THE TEDDY BEAR GETS IT! -brandishes gun-
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/26/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Just You and Me reviews
Ben/Juliet oneshot. What fluffy things may have happened after Ben's last line at the "dinner party" in The Other Woman.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Ben, Juliet - Complete