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Lips Red as Blood by The Jester Erebus reviews
Snow White awaits her Queen, locked in her tower all alone. It is the only company she has, and she embraces it...
Snow White and the Huntsman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 6/2/2015 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Queen Ravenna, Snow White
The Rose and the Beast by The Jester Erebus reviews
Johanna remembers how life used to be. Turpin/Johanna alert!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 5/31/2008 - Judge Turpin, Johanna B.
Swept Away by CocoBeans reviews
Same ploy: Girl dropped into ME, meets Legolas, blah, blah, blah, but one problem: she's in the first hundred years of the Third Age. But will she be stuck in her Pj's forever? Will the Dwarves come kill her? And will Haldir go insane because of her?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,075 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 11/12/2002 - Haldir, Legolas
Lord of Caer Azkaban by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A letter causes Harry to learn some surprising things about his lineage, a different twist on the usual Harry in Azkaban story line.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 119,393 - Reviews: 5302 - Favs: 10,258 - Follows: 5,070 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 10/24/2004 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Water and Ink by Jayne Foyer reviews
The barracks had communal showers, and Riza Hawkeye hated it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Poison Pen by GenkaiFan reviews
Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 74,506 - Reviews: 8868 - Favs: 20,435 - Follows: 8,184 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Pokémists: Pocket Alchemists by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
It’s back! What if FMA was re-made for Pokémon’s audience? Worse still, what if FMA's original plot was scrapped for Pokémon's? Will Ed and his Pokémist Al thwart Team Homo's evil plans? Will Winry get a new bike? Will Ed ever be able to swear again?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,888 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
To Live Afresh by D. M. Evans reviews
There are many things that he regrets
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Scar - Complete
Unrequited by words without reviews
There's never been much of a difference between lust and love. LustScar.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,181 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Lust, Scar - Complete
Hermione the Harem Girl by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Hermione read 'One Thousand and One Arabian Nights' as a young girl and it gave her a rather . . . odd dream.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,386 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 807 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Hermione G., Minerva M. - Complete
Twas The Night Before Christmas by Jade Summers reviews
A Fullmetal spin on the old poem of Christmas.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Five Moments of Doubt by bagheera reviews
Snape, Neville, Luna, Ginny and Professor McGonagall during Deathly Hallows. Spoilers for book seven.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,173 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
A Keen Observer by DeepDownSlytherin reviews
Andromeda says little, but she sees everything. Through their years at Hogwarts, she watches her sisters as one falls in love and one falls into madness, and doesn't see as a muggleborn boy breaks into her sheltered life. Now Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 149,784 - Reviews: 1454 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Andromeda T., Ted T. - Complete
Scorched Earth by Rabbitprint reviews
Finished. Scar centric. Set around episode 13. How Scar manages to get through arriving at Central with no supplies and a dead body on his hands.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Scar - Complete
Illness by Shiruba Neko reviews
Everyone gets sick sometimes, even Scar. No pairings. COMPLETE
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,981 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 6/15/2005 - Scar - Complete
Gimli and Boromir Strike Back by Dodendans reviews
Tired of being abused by Sues and their authors, Gimli and Boromir decide that for once they will get revenge. ON HOLD
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 59,319 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 12/30/2003 - Boromir, Gimli
Promises by spacellamaprincess reviews
According to Tolkien, Legolas never had a wife. But that doesn't mean he didn't have a love.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/17/2004 - Legolas - Complete
FARAMIR: Owner's Guide and Manual by lalaithien reviews
PG for mild innuendo. This is an homage to the brilliant Owner's Guides by Theresa Green, which I adore. If you enjoy, write a review and let me know!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,079 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/28/2003 - Faramir
The Secret Diary of Arwen Undomiel, Part II by lalaithien reviews
Another in the Two Towers diary series! Arwen's diary continued. If you haven't already, read part I first. Thanks and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2003 - Arwen U.
The Secret Diary of Theoden, King of Rohan by lalaithien reviews
My first Secret Diary from The Two Towers! Enjoy or hate - your choice. But please, no hate-mail!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2003 - Gandalf
The Secret Diary of Boromir of Gondor by lalaithien reviews
At last, another entry in my secret diary series. Had to upload it again to get the pagination to work right. Nothing nasty, just good fun. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2003 - Boromir
The Silmarillion For Idiots by randomwriter96 reviews
Finally, *Chapter 5 up!* (Very sorry for the long wait!) The very condensed version of the Silmarillion. Very. Not in offense to this wonderful book. Rating may change later.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,976 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/3/2003 - Published: 2/16/2003
Plight of a Princess by Gaslight reviews
An attempt to get this Mary Sue Monkey off my back. Misspellings, parody, impossible names, and inane canon characters abound!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,529 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 11/18/2002 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Legolas, Boromir - Complete
Vocabulary Lesson by Elektra3 reviews
Evil doesn't always start out as cruelty. Sometimes it's something simpler. Something as simple as aesthetic appreciation... A younger Tom Riddle reflects on the Unforgivable Curses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/5/2002 - Voldemort
Should The World Fail To Fall Apart reviews
Crossover fic between Tim Burton's Sleepy Hollow and Aeri Amadis-Noel's 'The Thirteenth Hour' series
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,140 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/30/2001