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Joined 02-23-08, id: 1507591, Profile Updated: 06-04-09
Author has written 18 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.

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(stolen from Obsessed.with.writing's profile)

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE WEEK- Ashleigh: "YOU FAIL" - That's all she ever says to me anymore. :(

SONG OF THE WEEK- Two Weeks by All That Remains

BOOK I AM CURRENTLY READING- Nothing...but...Rereading "Breaking Dawn" (need to reread it 2 times)

RANDOM THOUGHTS FOR THE WEEK- ...Blah. I feel like fiving up fanfiction. I have like 200 or 300 emails from fanfiction with story updates that I need to read...but I just don't have the time. and I've kinda lost interest. I've only got one story, and only Ashleigh reads that story..kind of pointless to continue ot since she knows what's gonna happen anyway, but I will. I think all my betaees have given up on me, except Ashleigh...well, no, they just don't update as much. xD that's not a bad thing. She writes like a frickin rabbit. That's not a bad thing either, lol.
But yeah...I don't think I'm doing fanfiction this summer. I have to get 60 driving hours in, and I have to finish the college I have now and then try to do two years of community college in less than one, or find a college to go to...and yeah, I just have too much stuff to do. Crap.


I LOVE ASHLEIGH

09:32 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: she says hi to kads and a happy birthday from her
09:32 Kadalea.Cullen: Aww hi Ashleigh's nana! thanks =
09:32 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: she says your welcome
09:32 Kadalea.Cullen: yayayy =
09:32 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: lol
09:32 Kadalea.Cullen: THANK YOU FOR HELPING ASHLEIGH EXIST
09:33 Kadalea.Cullen: lol...idk wth ... that was weird.
09:33 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: did you seriously just say that?
09:33 Kadalea.Cullen: yeah
09:33 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: that's like that pickup line that dude said to you lol
09:33 Kadalea.Cullen: HAHAAH
09:33 Kadalea.Cullen: oops
09:33 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: lol
09:33 Kadalea.Cullen: lol. I just hit on your nana? o.o
09:33 Kadalea.Cullen: ._.
09:33 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: lol no you didn't just hit on my nana
09:34 Kadalea.Cullen: oh.
09:34 Kadalea.Cullen: well good.
09:34 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: lol
09:34 Kadalea.Cullen: cos that would be weird
09:34 ic=20Ashleigh/c=6/i: yeah
09:34 Kadalea.Cullen: ...i feel the need to quote this.

17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: Ashleigh. I have something very important to tell you.
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: Okay?
17:28 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: ok
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: You need to swallow the Heimlich maneuver.
17:28 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: lmao
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: HAHAHAHA
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: IM LOLING
17:28 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: sam
17:28 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: same
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: hh
17:28 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: I'm skeeking
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: a
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: LOL
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: me too
17:28 Kadalea.Cullen: almost.
17:29 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: ow
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: snorting
17:29 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: i'M GETTING HEART BURN FROM LAUGHINMG
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: LOL
17:29 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: Now I'm choking
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: XDDD
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: DO HEIMLICH
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: ON SELF
17:29 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: and now I need to be sick
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: Oh dear
17:29 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: you've done this to me before
17:29 Kadalea.Cullen: I have?
17:30 Kadalea.Cullen: Oh yeah
17:30 Kadalea.Cullen: I have
17:30 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: first time I watched your laughing video I puked remember
17:30 Kadalea.Cullen: yeah
17:30 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: lol

18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : four
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: three
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: nopw
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: nope
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 c=20Ashleigh/c=6: go to hell
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : yes
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : seventeen
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : ..
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : LOL
18:22 Kadalea.Cullen : I just snorted.


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5002809/1/

Go read it. Ashleigh is the best person to ever exist. :3


http://seventeen365.blogspot.com/

Go now.

Or you fail.


My profile editing finally works again! Woo! IDK what I needed to add! Lol.

I won't be updating in the month of November because I am participating in NaNoWriMo... Sorry

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(New update)

Hello. Ok so I put some new stuff in my profile, and for some reason it deleted my profile so now I have to type everything all over again. Sigh. Here goes:

I am emoTWiLiGHT aka The Lexy Beta aka Kads. I rock iPod docks and nonexistant socks. Jealous?

I am the proud beta of Obsessed.with.writing, Pentacle Witch 13, Jade MacGrath, VampLuver07, Pepa333, RawrMonsterOwnsCereal, and Holly-Batali! So go read and review their stories!!

I would also like to thank my wonderfully lexy beta, Obsessed.with.writing!!

About me: I used to have a fanfiction account looooooooooong ago, for other stuff I was obsessed with at the time. So I'm not new to fanfiction. I've always loved it. Now I'm obsessed with Twilight! I read it on February 21st, 2008. This is how it happened:
Quizilla, a mild obsession of mine, had a quiz that I took and it recommended that i read Twilight. The cover intrigued me and i love reading, so I put it on hold at the library like I do with all books. Of course, I fell in love and read New Moon and Eclipse. After that, I borrowed and read them three more times. On May 31st, I bought them at the bookstore. Now, I am reading them for the fourth time before Breaking Dawn comes out.

I saved the receipt from when I bought the books.
My total was 38.13
I paid 39.00
I recieved 0.87 change.
Twilight- paperback
New Moon- paperback
Eclipse- hardback special edition

I'm not even going to describe how obsessed I am. It would take wayyy too long!

Instead, I am going to now have a section of my favorite quotes (from real life) and stuff about me, and then copy and paste things. Yay. Oh yes and I need to give a description on my stories. Hmm. Well. Okay. Let's get started!

(The Quotes Section) (Quotes by me and my friends)

'We hate four!' ~Me, as stolen from Jason and Lenay.

'So's your face!' ~I say this all the time.

'Gurgle that, wikichow!' ~Said by my friend, made popular by me.

'Alright, pillowcase!' ~My mom.

'David Spade! -gum fallout of mouth-' ~From my friend.

'The evil cheese is trying to eat me!' ~I said this, it's from a movie.

'I got an anorexic girl to eat a bug. She's no longer anorexic... she's bulimic.' ~ My friend.

'Whoa! I don't wanna know!' ~Me and my friend say this all the time.

'Cheesecakeing pregnant fish' ~Obsessed.with.writing

'Let's have Matt Thiessen drink a cup of Cheer and puke blood.' ~My friend.

'Real Men Glitter' ~Yay! A Twilight quote

'I need an Edward Cullen for my Mike Newton' ~ My original quote

'Crackdown on the cracking crackers walking on cracked sidewalks.' ~My twincousin.

'Turn that W around, it's a 4!' ~My twincousin.

'Oh my gosh, there's like... ANIMALS in here!' ~Some random girl at the baseball game me and my twincousin went to. She was referring to the moths in the bathroom.

'Choose sleep, not suicide!' ~Me.

'Death by Fruit Loops!' ~My homeboy, Joe Campbell!

'Bulimia: Twice the taste, Zero calories!' ~My twincousin.

'You almost got ran over by Gatorade!' ~My twin cousin. She pulled me away just in time. I owe her my life.

'Why don't I lick my hand at a restaurant?!' ~My twincousin. Skeeking insued.

'Never challenge a vampire to anything except an eating contest.' ~My twincousin.

'PANCAKE WAFFLES!' ~Me.

'Yayy-- what?' ~Me, having a blonde moment at the beach with my twincousin. Jealous?

'Don't look at me! I'm indecent!' ~My twincousin, stolen by me. XD

'If I was there with you, I'd let you rub highlighter all over my face.' ~Me, to Ashleigh.

'Stupitidity' ~Me, my awesome word!

'If you take the SKIS away from ESKIMOS, they become EMO' ~Me!

'Why do all the slutty betches get an abundance of love, but the people who deserve it the most get only heartbreak after heartbreak?' ~Me

'Jess?' :she said in a bewildered voice: 'Were you girls playing with Barbies last night?' -My twincousin's mom. (We skeeked for at least 30 minutes after that and we woke up her boyfriend who then complained about his ears bleeding.) (It was the fricking funniest thing ever!! Because we didn't see her mom's face so we had no clue WHY she asked us if we played with Barbies, and we didn't play with Barbies!!) (Plus we had stayed up all night... but still, even when we're not delusional from lack of sleep, it's hilarious!!)

'Crackers are the heart of my soul and the soul of my heart.' ~Ashleigh.
'I'm putting that quote on my profile.' ~Me, to Ashleigh after she said that.
'Lol why are you putting that crackers quote on your profile and mention that they're JACOB'S crackers.' ~Ashleigh
'WTD about Jacob's crackers?!I never said anything about Jacob! I don't want to know what crackers are now!' ~Me...
'No the type of crackers are made by the company Jacob's.' ~Ashleigh. (It started with a funny quote, but our conversation became funnier).

'I may not be much, but I'm not worth giving up.' ~Me

'You mean you don't randomly bite metal buses? I do.' ~Me to Ashleigh

'Oh! I just dyed your nose pink while trying to get the foil.'
'I wonder if my boogers will be pink.' ~ you don't need to know.

'But didn't it totally sound like he said-- oh, oh! Just roll on up to the red light and sit there, wiggling around and then when the green light comes on, ignore it!' ~My mum, talking about something and then getting random...
'?? HAHAhahahahaahahahhahaha you just said "didn't it totally sound like he said-- oh, oh just roll on up to the red light!" You so ADD'ed that.' ~Me, commenting on what she said.
'Wha? Oh, yeah. But... You randomed me.' ~My mum, realising she went random and blaming it on me.
'Yeah, ok, I'm putting that on my facebook. "didn't it sound like he said-- oh, oh, just roll on up to the red light!" Like, when did he sid that? Hahahaha.' ~Me, making fun of her again because it was funny.

'Ice doesn't really help being coordinated.' ~Me to Ashleigh.
'I am coordinated! Ok so sometimes I fall down stairs or up them and almost decapitate myself and some times I fall off cliffs.' ~Ashleigh. she said more but this is funny to me.

'But I don't know my numbers!! Umm... a...c...b...k...?" ~Me, I did this on purpose.

Now it's time for you to learn about me!! Yay!

Linksies: This is a picture of my hair. Because I cut it, got new bangs, and bleached my bangs blonde (because I'm dyeing them PiNK!!) http://www.emobucket.com/displayimage.php?pos=-99265
I have dyed my bangs PiNK!! (November 18th 2008) and redid the black!!
Pictures (from November 19th) http://www.emobucket.com/displayimage.php?pos=-106396 and http://www.emobucket.com/displayimage.php?pos=-106397
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This is my playlist.com playlist account placey thing. I have awesome playlists so check them out!! (I even have one of songs that were mentioned on stories from here!) http://www.playlist.com/user/27038685 or http://www.playlist.com/emoTWiLiGHT
My youtube channel. My videos are my being random, rambling, and skeeking (skeeking is my laughter... watch the video to learn more) http://uk.youtube.com/user/PiNKiPodGymnast WARNING: Skeeks can be hazardous to your health.
And last but not least, my NaNoWriMo account. So you know what I've been ditching fanfiction to work on, lol. http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/419376

Favourite Books: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, (soon to be) Midnight Sun, The Maximum Ride series, The True Colors Series, The Host, Blink, Thr3e, House, The Chronicles of Vladmimir Tod, Boys That Bite, Ice, Death by Bikini, Sucks To Be Me: The All-True Confessions of Mina Hamilton Teen Vampire (Maybe), Dustwood, other random books.

Favourite Music: Relient K, Hawk Nelson, Underoath, The Devil Wears Prada, Three Days Grace, Demon Hunter, As I Lay Dying, Norma Jean, The Mitch Hansen Band, Skillet, Flyleaf, Thousand Foot Krutch, Avril Lavigne, paramore, Alesana, Hawthorne Heights, Yellowcard, Dashboard Confessional, Alter Bridge, This Beautiful Republic, Groundswell, Kelly Clarkson, Ashley Tisdale, Barlowgirl, Fireflight, FM Static, Seventh Day Slumber, Superchick, blessthefall, Burden of a Day, akissforjersey, Emarosa, A Skylit Drive, In This Moment, Drop Dead(comma) Gorgeous, Boys Like Girls, The Click Five, The Ting Tings, Snow Patrol, A Thorn For Every Heart, random songs from random bands...

Favourite Movies: TWiLiGHT, Stick It, The Notebook, Mean Girls, Never Back Down, Sky High, The Messengers, The Covenant, The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1 and 2, Step Up 1 and 2, Pulse, Raise Your Voice, Grind, Dishdogz, The Lord of the Rings (all of them... yay Gollum and Frodo!), Bring it On (all four of them), several more I can't think of lol.

Favourite Tv Shows: psych, Greek, Chuck, Heroes, Kyle XY, Joan of Arcadia, Life With Derek, 8 Simple Rules, Hannah Montana, Stargate: SG-1, Stargate: Atlantis, Sanctuary, Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, X-Files, Mythbusters...

Favourite Quotes:
Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future.

He gave her 12 roses, 11 real and 1 fake and said, "I will love you until the last rose dies."

Sometimes people run away just to see if anyone cares enough to follow.

Sometimes you make me so mad I wanna throw you in the middle of ongoing traffic, but then I realise I would probably kill myself trying to save you.

"I love you" is eight letters. So is "bullcrap."

People say love is like magic, but isn't magic just an illusion?

Every line is about who I don't want to writr about anymore.

Friends will always be like, "Well you deserve better." But best friends will be prank calling him to say, "You will die in seven days."

She's my bff, break her heart and I'll break your face.

Half the time I can't decide between "I love this more than a fat kid loves cake" and "I love this more than an emo kid loves razorblades" so I end up saying "I love this more than a fat emo kid loves razorblade cake."

I've spent so much time trying to be everyone else that I've forgotten how to be myself.

If nothing lasts forever, can I be your nothing?

"No, Emmet. I punched a werewolf in the face."

"And so the lion fell in love with the lamb."

"So did you stab Cullen with a pencil or what?"

"Penguins. Lovely."

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Don't make someone a priority when they make you an option.

If you live to be 100, I want to be 100 minus one day, so I never have to live without you.

Never will I be able to look at feathers the same way. Thanks, Edward.

I know, right?!

Twilight made me realise... Real life is extremely boring.

Tu madre! Yes, you just got burnt in Spanish.

If he's dumb enough to walk away, then be smart enough to let him go.

"Whoa, dream big!"

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, Edward was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him - and I didn't know how dominant this part may be - that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

"You're intoxicated by my very presence."

"I prefer brunettes."

"If I could dream at all, it would be about you."

"Before you, my life was like a moonless night."

"I'm here, and roughly translated, that means I would rather die than be without you."

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.

Love is all you need... and Robert Pattinson

L=Love is an
O=Odd Feeling, and when you love a
V=Vampire the feeling is...wow...
E=Edward Cullen and Bella Swan

I HAVE OTD (obsessive Twilight disorder).

I realised I'd never considered the possibility that my knight in shining armour might be away from the castle.

Stories:

I'll Always Be - My first Twilight fanfic, a songfic for the song Right Here by Hawk Nelson. (It got deleted and I had to put it back on)

My Apology Pales - Second Twilight fanfic, songfic for the song One Thousand Apologies by Demon Hunter.

No Regrets - My submission for a contest by Michael Buble's Lover. (It got disqualified so I made a new one)

Moonlight - My second submission for the contest by Michael Buble's Lover (This one didn't get disqualified but it didn't win either lol)

Weirder Than Fiction - One of my ongoing stories. This is just little chapters of funny things. It's random and stupid. (like your face) You'll love it.

The Day I Found It Won't Be The Same - The first story I put a lot of thought into, lol. Songfic for Slipped Away by Avril Lavigne. (Don't cry, okay?)

The Thief - My beta/betaee Ashleigh aka Obsessed.with.writing gave me the idea, and then it became one of my favourite stories. (Sequel: Guilt Ridden and Love Lost) (I totally developed a crush on my OC, Daniel)

No More Coming Back - Possible oneshot songfic for Division by Aly and AJ. Love the song. Will possibly add more chapters to this, once I'm not so busy with my other stories.

Never Let You Fall - Requested by Sk8rChick2355 for the song Your Guardian Angel by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.

The Truth Behind the Stories - PMs and reviews go awry when you put me and Ashleigh together... Well this is what you get.

Guilt Ridden And Love Lost - Sequel to The Thief. My main open story. Most chapters will be fillers until I can get to the real plot. Sorry.

Finding the Light in the Black - Songfic for the song Summer of Darkness by Demon Hunter. Really great song! And the story will be great too, once it's finished...

Perfect Moment - My interpretation of what the little clip on the Breaking Dawn poster meant. Cute fic, really sweet (in my opinion) Fluff, no lemons. XD (written before BD came out)

Be the One I Adore, Be the One I'm Looking For - Songfic for the song Adore by Paramore. (rhyme much?)

My Little Decoy - Songfic for the song Decoy by Paramore

A Shocking Couple - WHAT THE FRAK!? A story by emoTWiLiGHT that ISN'T about Edward and Bella?! ~pass out and die~

Situational Testing for the Human Empath - A challenge to myself, to write what you guys want me to write and just see how good of a writer I am. (Currently on hold)

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Wow. OK, that's all the profile stuff I can deal with for now. I'll add more quotes and more about me later. And I'm going to try to remember everything I had in my profile! Le sigh.

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10 Ways to Annoy Carlisle Cullen

10. Tell him only to address you in a cute English accent.
9. Call him Carlisle, but be sure to pronounce the “s”. When he corrects you, give him a weird look and tell him the “q” is silent.
8. Ask if blondes really do have more fun.
7. Inquire as to what he actually does on his night shift on the hospital, with all the pretty nurses in the ER.
6. Instead of telling him to “get lost” in an argument, tell him to swim to France.
5. When he annoys you, respond with “times have changed, old man”.
4. Ask what type of superhuman power compassion is – what does he do in a fight? Love thy enemy to death?
3. Leap out from behind the desk in his study when he isn’t expecting it and spray him with Holy Water.
2. Call him McSteamy or McDreamy.

And the Number One way to annoy Carlisle Cullen?

1. Run around the Emergency Room screaming “I’ve been bitten! I’ve been bitten!”

(I burst out laughing when I read that... I wanna do that sooooo bad now!!)

10 Ways to Annoy Jasper Hale

10. Beg him not to eat you.
9. Inform him that he seems to be the “depressed” Cullen.
8. Go up to him, look him in the eye and ask if he is hungry.
7. Spell his name with two “a”’s (Jaspar) and call him Jaspar Cullen. When he objects, saying his name is Jasper Hale, wave your hand at him and tell him all that blood must have gone to his brain.
6. Tell him only girls feel emotions. Then giggle and run away.
5. Dress up in a cape and fangs and leap out in front of him when he is least expecting it, proclaiming you have come to suck his blood.
4. Send out waves of lust and see how he reacts.
3. When he gets too close made your fingers into the sign of the cross and cry, “The power of Christ compels you!”.
2. Splatter red paint all over his and Alice’s room and videotape his reaction.

And the Number One way to annoy Jasper Hale?

1. Whenever he says anything, snap to attention, shout “Sir, yes sir!” and salute, army style.

10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen

10. Sing “Discovery Channel” by the Bloodhound Gang in your head whenever he is near.
9. Hotwire his Volvo and take it on a joyride.
8. Tell him the relationship he is having with Bella is practically pedophilia and he could be sent to jail for it.
7. Ask how Tanya is.
6. End every argument with “Bite me, Edward.”
5. Call him Romeo both behind his back and to his face.
4. Whenever he complains or argues, reply with “What are you gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?”
3. Tell him his hair isn’t bronze, it’s ginger, and he should stop denying himself – he’s a ranga.
2. Whenever he leaves a room or says goodbye, get down on your knees and beg him not to go, not again.

And the Number One way to annoy Edward Cullen?

1. Take his silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Like a Virgin” by Madonna.

I added Carlisle's cause it was really funny, and I added Edward's and Jasper's cause I love them. Lol.

I got these from: (and others I didn't post on my profile)

http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Carlisle-90102206
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Jasper-Hale-90224465
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Edward-Cullen-90203444
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Emmett-Cullen-90203828
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Alice-Cullen-90101425
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Bella-Swan-90101756
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Rosalie-Hale-90224843
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Esme-Cullen-90204201
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Charlie-Swan-90814915
http://nikatil.deviantart.com/art/10-Ways-to-Annoy-Jacob-Black-90224308

COPY AND PASTE, BETCHES!! xD

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "Woo that was fun!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you're not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
(i laughed at this)

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds arse that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
(lol!)

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Betch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
"(but i dont drink!)

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crappppp!!

If you've ever had a laughing fit for no reason copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this in to your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl) comix-freak (Artemis Fowl (and Arty is my one and only!))scarilyobsessed(Fang, from maximum ride),TwilightNatalia(I had a crush on Ed from Fullmetal Alchemist for like 3 days then I got over it, if that counts), vampirechick123 (Edwrad cullen...even though he is real) snow in my coco (Edward cullen. Sexier than you! and all mine...I wish. I refuse to believe he isn't real.), Pepa333(Draco Malfoy, Tom Riddle Jr, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, Damon Salvatore, Erik Night, Loren Blake), emoTWiLiGHT (Ed Fargo, Fang, Edward Cullen, Jasper Hale, JESSE SAVAGE, Anglieo, Vladimir Tod)

If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Twilight books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list, Sapphirepaw, Liontide, Arrowwing, Poppyleaf, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT

If you love FANFICTION.NET, add your name and copy and paste this into your profile. Rainstorm007, Mysterious Miracle, Frostpaw, Crazy Rayne, Alicegirl, Zandylion, Nightmare and Dream, vampirechick123, snow in my coco, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Koki-chan (Everyday, I think my stairs are cursed), Majickal (over at my mom's friend's house...which was very embarrassing because I almost broke my nose), Neassa (let's not get into it...) Darkecogir (I done it a couple a times)Tora-kun126(sideways, backwards, forwards, up, down, over, and underneath. I've done it all) DiRtY BuBbLe (more than I fall down them, and, also, I cannot figure out how to walk in a straight line ...any ideas?) HollyluvsArty, Super Reader (unfortunatly yes. All the time.)scarily obsessed(i burst a blood vessel in my ankle!owww!),TwilightNatalia(I've fallen up them, down them, around them...you name the direction and I'm sure I've managed it at least once!) vampirechick321, snow in my coco ( falling up is worse than falling down =( TRY IT!!), Pepa333 (I'd rather not talk about it...), emo TWiLiGHT(and down)

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A Twilight Survey

Which book in the series is your favorite?

Twilight or New Moon

How long did it take you to read the books?

I don't know... About a week for the first three and then 9 1/2 hours for Breaking Dawn

Who introduced you to the books?

a random quiz on Quizilla

Did you buy them, borrow them, or have them given to you as a gift?

I got the first three from the library 3 times and then I bought them at Borders. And I bought Breaking Dawn at the Borders midnight premiere!

Are you most looking forward to: Midnight Sun, or the movie?

Midnight Sun!

What's your dream ending to the series?

Uhh well it already ended, sadly, so a continuation would satisfy me!

Favorites:

Who is your favorite character?

It was ALWAYS Edward but he's tied with Jasper now!

Who's your favorite vampire?

Edward and Jasper!

Who is your favorite werewolf?

Jacob or Seth or Leah

What's one of your favorite quotes from the stories?

Ok I have a whole quotes section on my profile so just go look at that

What was your favorite Bella and Edward moment?

THE SEX! lol I'm just kidding!! Kidding!! Any of their moments from Twilight, like him saving her and the meadow, and... everything.

What was your favorite Bella and Jacob moment?

When she hits him lol.

How about your favorite Bella and Alice moment?

Ooo idk, they're all awesome

What was your favorite adventure/battle?

Twilight, with James. YEA JAMES!
Or when Edward KILLED Victoria! YEA thats my man!

Which book cover was your favorite?

NEW MOON! I love it!!

Are these books among your favorite books of all?

No. They ARE my favourite books of all.

This or That?

Twilight or New Moon?

Twilight

New Moon or Eclipse?

New Moon

Eclipse or Twilight?

Twilight

Are you more excited about Breaking Dawn or Midnight Sun?

Midnight Sun

Midnight Sun or the Twilight Movie?

Midnight Sun

The Twilight Movie or Breaking Dawn?

Breaking Dawn

Who do you want to see Bella with most: Edward or Jacob?

EDWARD duh!

Who do you like more:

Bella or Edward?

Edward

Bella or Jacob?

Bella

Bella or Alice?

Alice

Alice or Jacob?

Alice

Rosalie or Alice?

Alice

Jasper or Alice?

JASPER!

Jasper or Edward?

TIE!!

Carlisle or Esme?

Err..I like both...Carlisle

Emmett or Jasper?

Jasper! (unless we're talking the actors in the movie... then it's a tie. I think.)

Emmett or Jacob?

uhh idk.. Emmett's hilarious.. but idk..

Bella or Rosalie?

Bella

Esme or Charlie?

Esme

Charlie or Carlisle?

Carlisle

Charlie or Billy?

Charlie

Jacob or Sam?

Jacob

Sam or Quil?

Quil

Quil or Embry?

Quil

Who's the better villain: James or Victoria?

James! He's hot!

Werewolves or Vampires?

VAMPiRES!! Duh!

Movie Stuff:

How did you first find out about the movie?

Internet

Are you excited?

YES!

What do you think of the casting so far?

At first I didn't like ANYONE but now I love everyone. lol. Kellan. Robert, Jackson, Cam: they're hot!

Are you going to go see it?

Yep! I've seen it 6 times already. 3 times on opening day!

Planning on going with anyone in particular?

My mom. Once we went with our friend and her mom. (lol I'm the only teenager bringing old people along lol)

Do you think it will stay true to the book?

There were differences.

Breaking Dawn Speculation:

Are you planning on buying this book as soon as it's out?

I did.

Do you think Bella will be turned into a vampire finally?

Duh.

Do you think she and Edward will get married?

Duh.

Do you think Jacob might imprint in this book?

Sure sure.

Who do you think Bella will end up with : Edward or Jacob?

Edward!!

Do you think it will be a happy, sad, or shocking ending?

Yes.

Who do you think will be the villain(s) of the book this time?

Your mom.

How would you feel about a possible vampire / werewolf cross?

Um, odd.

Will Charlie find out Edward is a vampire?

Nah.

Will the vampires and werewolves continue the truce they had in Eclipse?

Yeah.

If anyone, who do you think will die in this book?

Your mom.

For a twist: what would you think if Edward was somehow turned human?

I would kill myself.

Do you think Jacob will be over Bella by the end of the book?

He'll never get over her unless he imprints.

What do you most want to happen in Breaking Dawn?

SEXYTIME! kidding kidding kidding kidding!! Gah im not a pervert!

What's your dream ending?

lol i cant answer this very well cause ive read Breaking Dawn already

(A Few Last Things:)

In which book did you like Bella's character best?

Twilight

How about Edward's?

Twilight

Jacob's?

Twilight and New Moon

Alice's?

All of them

If it were possible...who would you most want to meet in person?

JASPER AND EDWARD!!

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

I hate abortion!! I don't understand what the HELL is wrong with you people!! Abortion is frickin' MURDER for Heaven's sake!! If abortion is legal then murder should be because it's the SAME EXACT THING!!

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Ninety-six percent of teens in the world today don't stand up for God. If you are one of the 4 percent that does put this in your profile.

1. Find a globe. Okay. Spin it. Okay. What does it say?" What if I don't have a globe!?

2. Find a book. Okay. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say? eleven.
(lol i heard of going to page 56 and making the 5th sentence your facebook status. i did that too)

3 Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself. im not going all the way upstairs to talk to my mom, ok?!

5. Turn on T.V. What show is on? im too lazy to get up and walk to the tv in the other room

6. Type your name with your elbow. klijszak,u7y (now thats hot)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see? you didnt tell me which way to turn!! ok ok...MY TWILIGHT POSTER!! wooo!

8. If you could be anybody from Warriors, who would you be? wtf is that?

9. What happened last time you were typing on this computer? ummm i was filling out this surbey? or talking to Asheligh!

10. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? aentiufm.

1. Where's #1 on your top 8? Your mom.

2. What is your favorite possession?

My laptop...or more specific, my internet. (I mean, without it I wouldn't be able to give you all my wonderful stories! And we all wouldn't want that, right!?)
oo or my iPod!

3. Do you own a gun?

No.

4. If you could tell your last ex something what would you say?

what ex?

5. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

Yeah.

7. What's your favorite Christmas song?

LAST CHRISTMAS!!

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

chocolate milk?

9. Can you do a push up?

yeah... like one. lol.

10. Is your bathroom clean?

lol... my mom wants me to clean it today

11. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

my rings?

12. Do you take painkillers?

i used to take ibuprofen everyday for my everyday headaches but i dont anymore... i take some naproxen sodium when i get cramps lol

13. What is your secret weapon to lure in the opposite sex?

My boobs. lol.

14. Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

yesh

15. What's your name?

klijszak,u7y (number 6)

16. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment

My head hurts. I want more food. Lol your face.

17. Name the last 3 things you have bought

magazines with Twilight stuffs.

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Diet Pepsi/coke, water, milk, lol

19. Current worry?

My friend.

20. Current hate?

...life.

21. Favorite place(s) to be?

Aragain Lodge in Arden, Ontario, Canada. (yea thats not exact at all)

22. How did you bring in the New Year?

by staying up? lol.

23. Where would you like to go?

FORKS!! The UK to visit Ashleigh. xD

24. Do you own slippers?

Yes.

25. What shirt are you wearing?

grey tank top and jacket. (PJs)

26. Favorite color(s)?

black, grey, pink

27. Are you gay?

Just for you, bby!

kidding.

28. Do you sing in the shower?

When no one else is home yea

29. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

Your mom.

30. Best bed sheets as a child?

pink with hearts . still have them!

31. Worst injury you've ever had?

daily headaches. heartbreak.

32. Who is your loudest friend?

n/a

33. Who is your most silent friend?

n/a

34. Does someone have a crush on you?

i hope so.

35. Do you wish on shooting stars?

if i see one yes

36. What is your favorite candy?

Snickers, OH HENRY!, Skor, Twix, Kit Kat, gumii wormsz, red swedish fish, etc etc etc etc

37. What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

How about I find a fiancé first?

38. What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

I'll let you know when I die.

39. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Making Annaleigh and Jesse have conversations in my head.

40. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Ow.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever tried to go into the backyard and ran into the glass door that you didn't see, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (uhmmm wow...)

If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. (actually, sexy is still gone... it's lexy now!)

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy and past this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport, Reader128, Lady Prince, LilyScorpius, Pepa333, emoTWiLiGHT

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frickin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think the effing rabbit in the trix ad should just buy a trix from the supermarket, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile. (i laughed when i remembered when i did this)

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbarse?"

A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and say, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"

A friend wipes your tears when you’re rejected, a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"

A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!!

"Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure." (hahahahaahahha! insert skeekage!)

"Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence."

"You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder."

The diference between humor and tragedy is that humor is when it happens to someone else."

"Who ever said that words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary."

Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

"The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music. "

"War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left. "

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

Anyone who says "Easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried it.

Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

A repair shop: We can repair anything. (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn't work)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if you throw it hard enough.

more soon

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12 Steps and a House of Cards by MissMazzie reviews
Six months after the escape, Sara faces the 12 Steps and Michael Scofield. (Written back in 2006 after the first episode of season 2. A new follow-up story, called Crosses to Bear, that takes place right after Sara leaves the bar has been posted.)
Prison Break - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2014 - [Michael S., Sara T.] - Complete
Music of My Heart by Miss.PirateQueen reviews
Bella and Jasper fall for each other, but Edwards feelings for Bella are just as strong as ever. Only 3 problems, Ed's with Alice. Bella hates Edward, and Jasper doesn't want Edward anywhere near Bella. Who will win Bellas heart, or will it be broken? BXJ
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 36,222 - Reviews: 368 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 5/15/2013 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Bella, Jasper
A Borrowed Angel by lizabel411 reviews
In Jacob's hometown it turns out there's another werewolf added to the pack. Jacob's daughter! Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 58,316 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 2/29/2008 - Jacob, Bella
A Cullen Story by Holly-Batali reviews
All 10-year-old Jasper wants for Christmas is a Replica Stonewall Jackson Civil War Confederate Rifle BB gun. The response, from his brother Edward, his foster parents, his teachers, and the pretty Mary Alice from 2 streets over: You'll shoot your eye out
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,462 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Jasper
Guardian Angel by shattered crystal heart reviews
bella has moved to forks, she begins to feel like someone is watching her...and she is right, it is non-other then Edward, he has silently been watching her, why has he been stalking her? why can't she recall moments in her life? what does turning 17 mean
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,907 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 1/26/2008
The Red Envelope by shattered crystal heart reviews
I stared at him,his brilliant green eyes staring back at me, a smirk across his beautiful face.I glared at him.If it was even possible I HATED Edward Masen more then I ever had my eyes glanced at the red envelope.this was going to be one hell of a summer.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 35,744 - Reviews: 1304 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 2/9/2011 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Complete
Crash and Burn by JasperHaleOwnsMySoul reviews
When Bella Swan's social life ends will the new kids be able to pick up the pieces. Summary inside also. AU Canon couples
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward
Humanity by NiceIceEdward reviews
When Isabella Swan comes to Forks High School, Edward feels forced to leave, leaving the Cullens in a quandary, and bringing the new girl into the Cullen family’s notice. A Jasper/Bella fic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,093 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Jasper, Bella
PPS I Love You, Emmett? by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Sequel to 'P.S. I Love You.' Probably should read that one first. Summary: A day left with Emmett has got to equal trouble, right? One small mishap and Bella switches bodies with Emmett! And right before the weddings! Thats definitely not good.Read&Review
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,216 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper
My Beloved by Ambuu reviews
What if Bella had accepted to have a baby with Jacob and stay with Edward? What if they had actually shared? What if Renesme had been gotten rid of? Continuing from chapter 9 in Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 9/7/2008
Unrequited Love by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
Edward loves Bella, but she's engaged to Jasper, what happens when Jasper lies and Bella turns to Edward for comfort, sequel to The Truth is Undeniable please read that first, rated T for language and suggested themes AU/ slight OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,440 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Edward, Alice
The Truth is Undeniable by OoOoOoO-Paris-Falls-OoOoOoO reviews
Jasper has a secret that he's been keeping from Bella. This was originally done by amber is a jaspers girl but she put it up for adoption so here is my version of the truth is undeniable now complete!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,992 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
You Wouldn't Do The Same? by dark-angels-who-eat-cookies reviews
Bella comes to Forks a different person... she is broken. Can Edward heal her? Does she want to heal? And where does she know Emmett from? AU, rewrite in process. New chapter up, because I love you :D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,390 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Bella, Edward
The Cabin Fun in Forks by BabyBlue77 reviews
Bella suprises Edward, with Alice's help, by taking him to a cabin the Cullen's own for a get-away. Little do they know what is to come, or where they will end up! Rated T for safety. OFF HIATUS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,064 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/13/2010 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Dear Mr Diary by LethalxLilly reviews
Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 65 - Words: 38,274 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
Murderous Love by PinkPJ's reviews
Check out the REWRITE - The Beginnings Of All Ends please. With the struggle of a new life will she discover things better left uncovered? Will she learn secrets about her family, will they be as innocent as she thought they were? 1700's new summary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,712 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Reflection to a new beginning by Shinpi-no-Flame reviews
hey. this is an entry to a challenge by yayme2012 and IsabellaMarieCullen3214 - "Breaking Dawn Spoilers Alert Challenge". for more details check out Bad Fanfiction by yayme2012, the contest is one the 45th chappie. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
The Long Journey by Jade MacGrath reviews
Elizabeth escapes Replicators and certain death with the help of an ascended Ancient. But ascension for her is only the beginning… and going back where she really belongs might be the most difficult challenge she ever experienced. John/Elizabeth. R&R!
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,516 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/7/2009 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Elizabeth W., John S.
You're the Closest to Heaven I'll Ever Be by Phantom of a Rose reviews
“Before Edward left, I couldn’t imagine living without him...I thought I would die...and when he did leave, I almost did. I never thought anyone would take his place in my life; even begin to fill his shoes....but now here you are." TotallyAU. BellaJasper
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,274 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Who Needs Prozac When I've Got You? by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
BlessedBeACullen's idea. Just my words... Jasper/Bella! Bella moves to Forks because Phil is abusive and killed Renee... Title comes from an MxPx song.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,834 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Jasper
I am the Silent Killer by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Isabella Swan is a deadly assassin who doesn't get involved with anything but her job. But what will happen when she is paired with a partner for the first time in three years and her partner is almost as deadly as she?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 16 - Words: 14,087 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008
Second Chance by AlwaysAndForever13 reviews
Laurent found Bella in the meadow that fateful day. Jacob and his pack brothers were too late to save her. What happens when someone goes twenty-two years without anyone knowing they were still alive? What happens to their mate? BxE eventually.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 70,624 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 7/29/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Nerd by Says The Schizophrenic reviews
AU:Edward is a nerdy dork. And human. He is being abused by his military father, and his monster of a mother just died. Bella is a happy, beautiful free spirited Vampire, living with the Cullen family. Some Humor. BXE. GIVE IT A SHOT! You wont regret it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 83,691 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stay Alive: Cullen Version by danielleanne reviews
The Cullens play a video game that turns out to be cursed. People are turning up dead and an unknown source is trying to kill the vampires. Can they save humanity from this virtual nightmare? There's only one rule in this game and that is to Stay Alive.
Crossover - Twilight & Stay Alive - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Bloody Tears by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward and Bella were always good friends. Edward moves away when they are 12. 5 years later he comes back to a completely different Bella. Why does she wear that oversized hoodie? Why does she get called Emo-girl? ABUSE WARNING. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,637 - Reviews: 1106 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Never Forget by MoonlightxParasite reviews
SEQUEL TO "HER DEADLY PAST" Chapter 4 give you an idea of what Mira went through. Very sad really...SUMMARY INSIDE! Rating has changed to M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,936 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008
Devil's Moon by MoonlightxParasite reviews
“You’re going to be my angel on the top of the Christmas tree.” I took the noose and started putting it around her head.---There's a fine line between genius and madman. FULL SUMMARY Inside! Most disturbing story I've ever written, seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,449 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Carlisle
My Broken Angel by Blondi94 reviews
She was the must beautiful woman ever, my own angel, but there was something that haunted her. Something that left her broken. For a relationship contest. How Emmett reacts/comforts Rose after she tells him about the Royce thing. please R&R ONE SHOT
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 2/16/2009 - Emmett, Rosalie
What if Edward called? by LizLiz07 reviews
What if Bella had spoken on the phone? Would things have changed? first fanfic, the pairing is Bella and Edward sorry Jacob fans. Recent name change, used to be what if? Rated t just cause.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Party by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Sequel to Edward's Bachelor Party! Rosalie and Alice are forcing Bella to have a bachelorette party. Bella knows this is all too much and hates it. Experience her misery! Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,976 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Bella - Complete
The Truth is Undeniable by Amber is a Jasper's girl reviews
this will be JasperxBella please give it a try! Okay so Jasper lied to Bella will their future relationship be able to make it through? Or is this just too big of a lie?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/2/2009 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
what if it ended by bubbz reviews
What happens if jacob didn't save Bella when she jumped from the cliff? what happens when she ends up i a coma.read and find out rated t just in case
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,367 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/23/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
Decembers by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Sequel to Another Girl, Another Planet. Read that one first. JasperxBella. AlicexOC. Title is a Hawthorne Heights song
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 47,059 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Jasper, Bella
Sacrifice of Life by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Edward never came back after New Moon, Bella was left cold and empty. Bella was changed and is now in a gothic band called 'Sacrifice of Life' but will Edward notice he drastic change in character? Does Bella still hate Edward? What do all her songs mean?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,541 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Finding the Road to Happiness by Pretty.Pretty.Butterfly reviews
Entry for obsessedwithwriting's contest. Emily/Sam oneshot. Pre-Twilight. summary inside. R&R please. :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,774 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Emily, Sam - Complete
Learning To Fall by A Kind Kiss reviews
Leaving her past, Bella moves to Forks one summer and finds that her father has turned the house into a boarding house! There she meets five extraordinary people, including one boy who makes the unexpected happen. AU, All Human. Full Summary Inside.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 103,648 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 2/13/2009 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Twist in my Story by SteneMichele reviews
This had never even been a remote possibility... We were supposed to die together. Sam Uley had been my first everything... my first hug, my first dance, my first kiss. It wasn’t supposed to end like this- it wasn’t supposed to end at all.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Leah, Sam - Complete
SNAPS! WE'RE ENGAGED! by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
Sequel to SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE!; 2 yrs l8r and Bella and Edward are engaged. But, as always nothing seems to go their way; Werewolves blackmail Bella,Carlisle's Angels emerge, Victoria wants revenge and...Alice is going emo? READ THE PREQUEL 1s
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,056 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Not Like This by TheseAreSuperOld reviews
When Bella jumped off the cliff, Alice didn't see anything, and Jacob didn't make it back to the beach in time to pull her out of the sea when he did. What happens to Bella when no one is there to save her? Ch 12 now up! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,189 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/10/2009 - Published: 3/3/2008
Angels on the Moon by RawrMonsterOwnsCereal reviews
Jacob has to choose between two loves. Nessie, or Alice?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,684 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 11/16/2008 - Alice, Jacob
Just a Human Game by faeryespell reviews
Bella knows that Rosalie’s human life was unwillingly cut short, so she suggests they play only the most human game there is: the Game of Life. It starts out fun, until the Cullens begin to take it a little too seriously... and let secrets unfold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,084 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 1/7/2009 - Published: 12/10/2007
Nontraditional by oh HALE no reviews
Carlisle, Edward, and Emmett are on a pre-bachelor party. Rosalie and Esme are at a car show in Seattle. Alice has locked herself in the closet determined to choose Bella's dress once and for all. Bella's having second thoughts and Jasper can relate? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,431 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Pieces by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
The gang is at a summer camp and decide to play a game of truth or dare. Bella/Jasper. Read and Review.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 9/1/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Separate From Myself by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Bella has many different passions. Ballet, Hip-hop, Skateboarding and Gymnastics. For each of these she has a different name, Isabella, Issy, Is and Isa. How can she react when her lives start to fold in on one another. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 40,668 - Reviews: 1250 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 385 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Summer With the Cullens by Holly-Batali reviews
The Cullens are at it once again. Road Trips, summer jobs, fish tanks, and summer camp, Bella is once again caught up in the madness. Whether it's hiking or just watching TV, the Cullens have a knack for trouble. And, as usual, she's right in the middle
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,882 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Bella
StoriesAboutLove by RawrMonsterOwnsCereal reviews
Collection of stories I found during WinterReading. Most of them are pretty good. : review please!
Book X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2008
The New Girl In Town by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
The arrival of a new girl causes a stir in Forks, all the guys are attracted to her beauty, and the Cullens are worried about the colour of her eyes. But what happens when Mike Newton goes missing without a trace, the same day she enrols into school?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,907 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Blood by Missyfixit reviews
Vlad has always wanted to know if there is more family of his out there. But now he's about to find out, when his long lost sister comes to Bathory. And heres the worst part: She's wants him dead. -Mild Language, Violence, and thematic elements-
Chronicles of Vladimir Tod - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,813 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/21/2008
MidnightSun by ooCandy00 reviews
A backward story of Bella's/Edward's love. Bella is Vampire and Edward is human. Who plays James? Who plays the "Hero"? Well, you'll have to find out! Disclaimer: All characters belong to Stephenie Meyer, Not me..Iwish...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,836 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/17/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Edward
Secret Lover by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
I felt my dead heart ache. None of my family knew about her. She had been forgotten. I had replaced her. I closed my eyes and stepped back away from the grave." Inspired by Just a Dream by Carrie Underwood. J/A, J/OC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Caught Bleeding by ShakeItBlue reviews
Bella has cut herself shaving... how will Edward react?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
When Things Go Wrong, I Turn To You by abce1234 reviews
Bella is left with Jasper while Edward hunts with Alice. Bella calls, and finds out they've been sneaking around. She turns to Jasper. Will they end up together? Can their love last? Post Eclipse/Pre Breaking Dawn. Jasper&Bella, Edward&Alice. OOC. R&R.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,558 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Jasper, Bella
My Brand Of Heroin by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
Bella is an addict, and Renee forces her to move to Forks in an effort to 'fix' her, but that takes a lot, including Edward's help. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 29,159 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 10/8/2008 - Published: 2/27/2008
PS I Love You by DrowningxInxSapphire reviews
Bella sees Edward and Alice together. One night, someone unexpected shows up outside her window. Will 2 broken hearts learn to mend each others? JASPER/BELLA! Yaaay! R&R! Don't like Jasper and Bella? Then don't read it. Simple.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 732 - Favs: 541 - Follows: 282 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Truth and Lies by codeais kurim reviews
Victoria is NOT yet dead, and the Cullens don't know it. She's threatening Bella to do something she doesn't want, what will she do? Will she obey or disobey? a BellaxEdward fanfiction.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
A Kiss Can Change Everything by nyl907 reviews
What if that fateful kiss in Eclipse between Bella and Jacob changed everything? What if Bella decided that Jacob was the one she wanted to be with forever?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,615 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/25/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008
Time by Elisabeth-l reviews
Time has never been a friend of Jasper Hale's. When Bella's life is coming to an end, he struggles to tell her that forever isn't good enough for him. Jasper/Bella. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,392 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Radiant by ihearandomusic17 reviews
Bella's life is almost perfect. She has everyone she loves, and they're all safe. It makes her notice any impefection in her life, including Jasper's position in the family. She wants to make him fit in better. Can she? Post Breaking Dawn. Rated T. HIATUS
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 8/11/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Finding Another Love by Jaacquelinee reviews
This story is about Bella soon to be Jasper , catching an odd sight...if you know what I mean. I need to know if you darlings like it or not! One-shot. JasperXBella
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/17/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Midsummer's Beautiful Nightmare by ginnyinvisible reviews
Alice is gone. Jasper sinks into agony, but when defending Bella from Victoria, he discovers something he never realized before. Is Bella changed as well? And with Edward, drama begins. T for safety. Bella x Jasper, and of course beloved Edward angst.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,739 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Bella, Jasper
Why Edward isn't Gay by Shekiah Rosay reviews
The Cullens begin to wonder if there's something Edward isn't telling them. Don't worry girls, he's straight, but a family discussion of Edward's sexual orientation can only end in amusement for all... ;D
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Edward - Complete
Holding You by His Baby Love reviews
Alice and Edward left Bella and Jasper. Will Jasper and Bella become closer? Based loosely on Gretchen Wilson's 'Holding You'. Rated T for possible future chapters though it is complete for now.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 864 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Hope Reborn by Pretty.Pretty.Butterfly reviews
A short one shot about the first time Alice and Jasper met. "You've kept me waiting a long time,” she said. He ducked his head and replied, "I'm sorry, ma'am.” jasperXalice Rated T just in case EDITED 26/09/09
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Jasper, Alice
Statues by a certain slant of light reviews
Now Playing: JasperBella. A series of drabbles, most based around non-canon or odd pairings. Many different ships, genres, and characters! ჯ het, slash, femslash. angst, humor, romance.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 16,085 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/20/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Death Has Green Eyes by Ephemeralityx reviews
Bella is told by the God of Death that she only has 30 days to live. But what happens when she falls in love with Death himself? -PAUSED-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles: Chronicle by Life Ravenwing reviews
OK, this is a really short summary-better one inside. This is a series of one-shots, plot lines, drabbles, spoofs, parodies, etc. of our favorite Sarah Connor and classic Terminator characters! Please read the summary inside, it will all make sense then!
Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,784 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008
Nickelback: Far Away by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Jasper writes a song for Bella. Jasper/Bella. Based of Nickelback song. Part of Nickelback Mini Series.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Bled and the Desperate Romancer by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Bella resorts to using Jasper as a form of suicide. B/Jasp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Burn by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
A sacrafice is in order to save everyone from impending heartbreak and death. Bell/Jasp
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Run Away by Lady of Spring Rain reviews
Something happens to change Bella and Jasper's relationship and causes Bella to realize where her love truely lies. Jasp/Bell
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Run a Million Miles Just to Hear You Say my Name by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Songfic for Speechless by The Veronicas. After New Moon from Bella's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
It'll Never End by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Songfic for Heavily Broken by The Veronicas. Set in New Moon, after Edward left, before Bella started hanging around with Jacob. BPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Bella - Complete
La Tua Cantante by Ephemeralityx reviews
Right after Edward leaves, Bella gets into a car crash. She has amnesia and does not remember anyone at all; not her family, not her friends, and not even her soul mate. Will Edward continue to stay away and let her live a normal life as he wanted her to?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,291 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/24/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Edward, Bella
Moving on by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Set in newmoon, Edward leaves Bella. Before he went, though, he left Bella with something that neither of them would expect. Rated for some language and innuendos may become M in the future.Warning is M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,069 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Awkward by Just That Girl reviews
First chapter, Bella enters the Cullen household with her "monthly gift". Just a little taste of my series of one-shots in Bella's expense. R&R! Rated K plus for now, but who knows with my crazy self?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/16/2008 - Published: 7/24/2008
From Where I'm Standing by AnEclipseInBlack reviews
This is from the perspective of Bella and Jacob's daughter, Jamie. Who has been raised by her mother and the Cullens. What happens when she finds out what she really is? Is this what will start the war between the La Push Were's and the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,938 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
The Cullens Go to WalMart by walkingdisasterr reviews
The Cullens go to WalMart and find Hannah Montana 3D glasses. Emmett runs around with them on, claiming they “heighten his senses”. What does the little girl he squishes do? What are mike, jessica and lauren doing to make Edward go crazy?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,380 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
The wonderful storie book of SUPER JASPER! by LethalxLilly reviews
Jasper has finally went of the deep end. But who cares? As long as the barbies keep coming, and the camels keep moving. Rated: Beef, for serious brain damage. Author of Dear Mr. Diary
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 5,038 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 1/13/2008
Learn to control your thoughts Jacob! by ItStHeCaRiBbEaN reviews
What happens when Edward finds out about Nessie's little late night adventures? Nessie is yelling at Jacob. Edward is ready to kill Jacob. Read and review! RenesmeexJacob
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob - Complete
Cullen Fan Mail! by royailight reviews
Got a question for the Cullens? Ask them! It's as easy as replying! Just a random fic about the Cullen's answering their fan mail! Please R'n'R. Rated T for language, letter content, fangirl wars,and me being on crack O.o
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,625 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008
The Time Capsule by Ne0geisha reviews
Breaking Dawn spoiler. Jacob digs up a box with his imprinted lover. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/4/2008 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob
Welcome To The Real World by Strange.x.And.x.Beautiful reviews
Oneshot. On Bella’s wedding day she wakes up in a hospital bed. How did she get there? And more importantly...where are the Cullens? Totally AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella - Complete
Blonde Jokes by kiwismakemehappy reviews
Title says all if you've read Breaking Dawn- I did my best to leave out spoilers.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Jacob, Rosalie - Complete
Scars by XxMoonstonexX reviews
The deepest scars are not the ones that we can see, as Bella tells us...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella - Complete
Breaking Dawn Fan Fiction by imaddicted reviews
Post Eclipse story because it's too long to wait for the next book....lol
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
A day in the life of a Father by something in the wind reviews
CONTAINS BREAKING DAWN SPOILERS. Edward Cullen is left at home to tend to his Daughter Renesmee while Alice has abducted Bella on another shopping spree. What happens when he is left alone with her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,346 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Complete
What Should Have Been by UsayImaDreamer reviews
What if Edward had made the difficult choice? A short fic based after the first part of Breaking Dawn. SPOILERS, obviously. DO NOT READ if you have not read BREAKING DAWN!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Grow Colder by cinnamonwings reviews
What if Bella really can't live without Edward? Takes place a few months after Edward leaves in New Moon, AU and a bit OOC. Really dark fic. ED and Suicide themes Complete! Read and Review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Bella
Scenes from a Fireplace by a certain slant of light reviews
With five charms and one kiss, he takes away more than he can ever replace. ჯ EdwardTanya.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,668 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
When Tanya Strikes by I'm.Forbidden.Fruit reviews
What does Edward really do when Tanya comes on to him? One-Shot
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Tanya - Complete
Like Henry by TriciaMacMillan reviews
A beautiful man with dark, curly hair and dimples is dying in the woods. Rosalie has to make a quick decision. Can she damn him to a life she never wanted for herself? The story of Rosalie and Emmett's beginning. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 411 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
And There is Discord in The Garden Tonight by HsptlBedCrawl reviews
one-shot, edward/rosalie. He didn't want her and she simply would not have that.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
While you're far away dreaming by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Aerosmith songfic for 'I don't wanna miss a thing' basically showing Edward's thoughts while Bella sleeps. B/E
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Edward Cullen? Scared? by ForEverTopaz1901 reviews
Edward and Bella watch a scary movie at Charlie's house. Bella sure gets a kick out of Edward's reaction to a part in the movie. Who knew that it would start a war of pranks over at the Cullens! Enjoy! R&R!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,426 - Reviews: 329 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 7/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'm Screwed by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Anna, definition bad girl. She smokes, has sex, and other things she shouldn't be doing. So what happens when she finds a muscular tanned teen on her bed along with a pale one? Well, let's say that her life just got a whole lot more complicated.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,934 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/16/2008 - Published: 6/11/2008
Undying Urge by Sapphire Mizu reviews
When Jasper's undying urge for blood is unleashed on Bella's eighteenth birthday, the concequences are dire. New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,747 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
Supernatural by LeighAnn Brewer reviews
A songfic for the song, Supernatural by Flyleaf. I don't own the song by Flyleaf or Twilight, New Moon, or Eclipse by Stephenie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Call In Sick by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Bella's a workaholic, Jasper misses her during the day... AU, all human!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
With Love by Silver Shadow-B e l i e v e r reviews
What happens between Edward and Bella that causes them to part on bad terms? What would cause Edward the anger, or grief, to go as far as to regret ever loving Bella? Why is she suddenly becoming something she wasn't before...? Read to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Hello by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
Everyone has a chance to rethink their actions. But is that for the best? Songfic for Evanescence, Hello. B/E B/J
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,980 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Jasper and Alice's First Kiss by skyberr reviews
Jasper's POV how he felt right after meeting Alice and their first kss.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Jasper, Alice - Complete
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4314 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
A new arrival by Jasmine Kay reviews
Bella is pregnant with Edwards child. The Cullens are ecstatic but how will everybody else deal with it? COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 23 - Words: 25,863 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 4/19/2008 - Complete
Trust by the future of audio reviews
I don’t want you to look at me and think that I’m a monster. I wouldn’t be able to live myself if you think that. He leaned into her hand and placed his arm around her waist.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Illusional Betrayals by Kiwi-Melonz reviews
Bella comes home to find Charlie dead. Standing next to him is the culprit. But the culprit seems to be the person Bella least expected. Rated T for violence
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
honeyMOONING by DimentionQueen reviews
For yayme2012s Breaking Dawn Contest Bella and Edward's wedding has finally arrived, and all heck has broken loose. Bella gets drunk, Edward's in a Speedo-induced coma, the caterer insists on cat food, and Jasper bites a national pop icon! CRACKFIC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,107 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Complete
I'll Be There In Your Dreams and In This Song by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
He's touring with his band, she misses him. He sings her to sleep. Surprise pairing, thou u guys have prolly already figured it out. lol. Bellax?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 722 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
First Day of the Rest of Our Lives by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Bella's moving. And someone loves her enough to follow her and bring her back home. Surprise pairing! All human! Bellax?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
The Joys of Fanfiction by intastella burst reviews
Emmett discovers fanfiction, much to Edward's annoyance. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,412 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/29/2008
Forbidden Slumber by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Sequel to "The Other Swan Girl." DON'T WORRY you don't have to read the first story. I'll explain things as the story goes on. SUMMARY INSIDE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,272 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Complete
Her Deadly Past by MoonlightxParasite reviews
The Cullen family agrees to take in a girl Aro wants to keep alive. She had a dark past, and had told no one of it. Edward tries to pry into her mind to get an image of her past, but only hears her screaming in pain. FULLY SUMMARY INSIDE Rating may change
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,272 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
The past really does come back to haunt you by pandaxsaurusxrex reviews
Bella and Edward split, Edward moves. Bella and Jake had a baby named Kirsten. What happens when the person that broke Bella's heart comes back and meet her daughter. What is Bella trying to keep from Kristen?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 34,997 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
When I Die by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
kind of a missing scene from "Another Girl Another Planet". Takes place after ch. 14... Songfic. JasperxBella. Doesn't actually involve character death if that's the reason no 1's reading...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Truth or Dare with the La Push pack by The Cullens Coven reviews
Title explains it all. plz R&R flames are welcomed! DISCLAIMER: I OWN NOTHING! Stephenine Meyers not mine! I am telling you this now so I wont have to say it every chapter
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
Lasagna by Kasey Elizabeth reviews
ONESHOT. After Charlie forces Edward to eat, Bella takes care of him. Lots of fluff, something I wrote to get over writer's block. Enjoy, and PLEASE R&R.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 822 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Complete
Full Moon by xxxwolfbanexxx reviews
What if Edward never came back? What if he met Bella's daughter at college 20 years later? Don't worry this is a Edward and Bella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,772 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/11/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
Insane on the Inside Insane on the Outside by Bitterly Sweet Chic reviews
Alice is bored again and this is NEVER a good thing. Edward tips her off to go to the store and buy pink things. What could possibly go wrong?.......everything! Disclaimer: I sadly do not own any of the characters...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/5/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
True Hero by lisa b green reviews
Bella moves with Charlie After Renee dies. She learns why Renee truely left Charlie. During this time she deals with a mysterious guy who can't seem to stay away from her yet doesn't want her friendship. Bella/Edward WARN:ABUSE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/2/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008
Edward and Bella For Never? by nabbi reviews
They start out hating each other, but will their feelings change? In the title, there is supposed to be three dots after for, but it somehow got erased. Full summary inside. Read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/25/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008
I know you love me by Tuggummi reviews
A thought strikes Bella while she is in the shower and she panics. one shot. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
even till after death do us part by Uchii reviews
what if bella had stayed with edward- but she was never bitten and continued to grow old and live her life as edward wanted for her? warning- sad
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
The Choice by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
What if Carlisle hadn't changed Edward? If he had died? very short, from Carlisle's point of view.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Bella gets her wish by Sunshine Ana Cloudyday reviews
All Bella wants is for Jacob and Edward to get along. She makes a wish, knowing that it won't work-then it does. Jacob and Edward are switched and have to learn to understand each other. Kinda like freaky friday.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/14/2008 - Published: 2/3/2008
Losing Bella by RedCaroLine11 reviews
Bella's wedding. Thoughts of an unexpected visitor. Oneshot. Takes place after Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
I Can Feel It by BookMe reviews
Ed/A/J/R/Emm all head to the beach on a very hot day.Edward meets a girl stuck in the shade because her shoe's have been snatched and she can't walk over the scorching road.It all heats up from the moment Edward picks her up into his arms. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,174 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 74 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Short Stories of Bella and Edward by FreakyTwilightLoverO.O reviews
Title says it all. But they are random stories
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
The Kidnapper Chronicles by VeroniqueC reviews
Hope this is okay! The boys of Twilight have it coming to them when two obsessive fangirls try to kidnap each of them... But fate does not seem to be on the girls' sides.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,189 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008
The Other Swan Girl by MoonlightxParasite reviews
Cassie Swan was a good girl gone bad. It all started after a trip to Italy and her parents death. She is now in Forks with Bella and Charlie because she got caught doing things she shouldn't. I wonder what trouble she'll stir up? BETTER THAN IT SOUNDS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Fantasy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 33,967 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Becoming Wendy by TheBestForksAren'tTheShinyOnes reviews
For Enovie's Peter Pan contest. 150 words or less, including the sentence "I saw him reading Peter Pan." Alice is up to new tricks, leaving Bella astonished at her latest makeover.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 126 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Mini Eggs by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
A series of Easter oneshots because we all want the Easter Bunny to come early.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,029 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
The Day of the Funeral by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
This is my entry for IsabellaMarieCullen3214's competition. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Complete
I Don't Want to Grow Up by BellaTonks reviews
This is for Enovie's Twilight Challenge. Elizabeth Mason sits with her 10 year old son, Edward, and discuss a certain book. 150 words exactly. XD
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 156 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Elizabeth - Complete
Another Girl, Another Planet by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
What would've happened if Jasper was to come back in New Moon? Not Alice. Not Edward. JasperxBella. no, it's NOT gonna go back to ExB. And rated for language. Don't like? Don't read.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,231 - Reviews: 546 - Favs: 685 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Childlike by Lucy Pryde reviews
Rosalie watches Emmett one night as he sits reading. Written for Enovie's Twilight challenge. Story only 150 words long, but disclaimer and Author's Notes make it longer. Please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Eternity is a promise by Team Emmett reviews
Set After 'Eclipse' Because I can't wait for Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,975 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Can You Fight THe Tempation? by MOMEZLUVZEMMET reviews
Bella, a feisty, bold, new girl, comes to Forks, Washington to live with her cousin, Alice, since her dad’s always away at business trips. On her first day of her new highschool she bumps into the most popular, arrogant, snobbish, and amazingly hott Edwar
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008
Like Peter Pan by Nimaranel reviews
In response to Enovie's challenge. 150 or less using the sentence 'I saw him reading Peter Pan'.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 155 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Finding What Had Left by Obsessed.with.writing reviews
NM Edward leaves her but Bella doesn't want to give up. She runs away from Forks on a desparate search for him. But what happens when her money runs out and there's still no Edward in sight?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,948 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/11/2008 - Published: 2/26/2008 - Complete
Pizza escapade by iamvamp reviews
What happens when the Cullens & Bella are under the influence of drugs? How will they react? All Cullens vamps, Bella human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,918 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Truth about heaven by Terranima reviews
Near end of New Moon Edward decides that he can't stay away anymore, but when he comes back will he hold to his promise of letting Bella be happy without him? Chap 1 preface
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Bella's Return by taylorsita reviews
Bella comes to see Jacob 2 months after the break-up between her and Edward. Jacob already has a girlfriend.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2008
What a Way, Says the Dying Man by Sophisticated.Simplicity reviews
Bella takes a shower. Edward sits in the next room thinking about...stuff. Charlie makes sure his gun is handy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Mocked for Eternity by oXXb00kw0rmXXo reviews
Challenge for Edward'sPianoGirl. 150 word drabble. A certain Cullen is in jail, and someone has to bail him out!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
The High by marisaDKNY reviews
How bella felt when edward was away in New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
For Bella by Koinaka reviews
Edward takes Bella for a walk and must do the hardest thing he's ever had to do in over 100 years. Dialogue taken from page 67-73 New Moon. Edward's leaving in his POV.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Complete
Love Life by twihard reviews
Bella is finally prepared to tell Charlie about her marriage with Edward. After an intense thought, Charlie decides to have Bella live with Edward before the actual wedding. How will the two live?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
Vampiric Touch by Nixanne reviews
NM Chapter1,2,3PreEc. Bella was bitten by Victoria and is now a vampire living alone. One day Edward comes to her, hopefully to get her back. ONESHOT
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
My version of Breaking Dawn by Icycoldhurricane reviews
This is my version of what will happen in the next book. Edward and Bella blinded by love, Jacob desperate to stop Bella from changing into a vampire and a whole new unraveling adventure.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/3/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008
silly little vampire by I Kissed a Cullen Boy reviews
is this the end of edward and bella? this is my first ever fanfic so be kind!One-Shot! please read and review
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
solitude rewrite by dawning beauty reviews
very short one-shot. Edward's POV after he left Bella in New Moon
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Changed by 14Square11 reviews
Does he still love her, after everything has changed? Two 125 word mini-stories
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Complete
Falling Up by mangofishtaylor reviews
Bella's life with the Cullens seems dangerous enough as it is without a little dose of Emmett's antics on the side. What happens when a little fun goes too far? One-shot about how hanging out with vampires can pose a bigger threat than expected.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,059 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
I Do by PrincesSarah reviews
A short one-shot, maybe more, about Bella & Edward's first night as a married couple. Just felt like writing it, i was kinda bored. Hope you like it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 569 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008
Becoming by SaraBella04 reviews
Edward's POV: The wedding of Edward and Bella is followed by a surprise visit which makes Bella's immediate change imperative.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Dark Hour by clairxdexlune reviews
Edward debates how he should anger the Volturi enough for them to kill him. One-shot. This is partially to atone for taking to long to update Moonlight. Sorry! I hope you enjoy this.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Rain chapter 2 by nobodytolose reviews
what would happen if bella died of old age and Edward had to forget about her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008
Snow White, Rose Red by Shiroi Mikomi reviews
Oneshot. It is no secret in the Cullen household that Rosalie wishes she were dead.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
A Cullen Girl Yet by NoFangYou reviews
Rosalie and Bella have a sisterly bonding moment until Edward interrupts. Will they become the sisters they're meant to be? Or enemies that can't accept each other? Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
In The End by Blonde Pixie reviews
OneShot Ok so this is just how i think the whole Edward leaving Bella in New Moon should have gone. Please RandR I love reviews. BxE forever.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
What are they talking about? by Logan Emery reviews
Edward thinks he is alone one day in the Cullen house. He finds Alice and Bella and he decides to hear there conversation, only, there watching something and he thinks it's porn. POOR EDWARD! One time thing, it's a funny story.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Flying feetie fudge by Tears-Of-Love-Tears-Of-Hate reviews
A little fluff between Edward and Bella. Written for my friend Ashley who was having a bad day. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
The Letters by Tuz Farkinca reviews
Oneshot. Jacob recieves letters from Bella on her new life, while his own life falls apart.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Tears by Lilyfish reviews
Rosalie discovers what vampires cannot do.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
Till Death Do We Part by Miss Jasper Hale XO reviews
Just a lil' one-shot at Edward and Bella's wedding! hope u like it R/R
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
I want to be a monsterA poem from Bella to Edward by GuitarGirl9296 reviews
A poem aboy Bella coming to Forks and finding Edward.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete
SNAPS! MY BOYFRIEND'S A VAMPIRE! by Princess Candy-Lollypop-Star reviews
Bella's blonde; Silly, but lovable. Outgoing and quirky. The new it-girl at Forks. Hmm...how can this possibly effect BellaxEdward? total AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,789 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Forgive Me by Lady R. Lotus reviews
One-shot. Edward and Bella were in a fight and now they are mad at one another. They need each other but they don't know what to do, but Edward figures it out through the Halloween Talent Show. Bella x Edward, fluff content
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,298 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
14 Valentines by MusicalLuna1 reviews
Juliet gets fourteen Valentines from a very special someone.
Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,561 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Complete
A Match, A Memory by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
With every match she lit, another memory from her past was shown to her. It became an addiction. She couldn't stop striking up the ethereal recollections. AliceCentric.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Complete
Sleeping Peacefully by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
She was too late to save them. As the five lifeless bodies flew through her mind, she couldn't help but think that she still had a chance to get to him in time. What she didn't know was that he was the one who was too late. B/E oneshot. Sort of tragic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,976 - Follows: 1,763 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
The Other Musician by Sheena Is A Punk Rocker reviews
Edward's not the only one who can play an instrument. JasperxBella FRIENDSHIP Lame ass title, i know. But I couldn't think of anything else
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,140 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Life's Wine by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
In 1929, Edward begins his rebellious stage only to be met with the challenge of a lifetime when he comes across someone very startling, yet at the same time, more intriguing than ever before. Will he get the gift of her life's wine, or will he refrain?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,274 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/10/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Neverland by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
One day in the meadow, Bella asked Edward to take her to Neverland. Unfortunately, her request sets off a chain of explanations that she never truly wanted to her, nor did Edward want to honestly tell her.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It was a normal night at the book shop until this guy came in. "Who's Edward?" He wanted to know. I answered him, not knowing why he would need all of this info on a fictional character. Why? For love... Or was it lust? Based on a true story. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Complete
The Beauty by Smile the world awaits reviews
Edward left. Bella was empty... but learnt to hide it.But what if Edward came back... becuase he needed Bella but Bella didnt want Edward as much? Is Bella going to take back Edward with open arms or reject him and carry on with life?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 11/30/2007
Angel by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
I couldn't help but feel as though I had seen his face a million times before. Was he a friend? An enemy? A crush? A savior? Then it hit me. He was the one who had attemped ot save me from that van. He was both my greatest failure, my greatest wish. EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Complete
Tradition by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It's almost Christmas and Emmett decides to set up many sprigs of mistletoe around the Cullen's house. What will ensue? EdwardBella, AliceJasper, EsmeCarlisle, EmmettRosalie.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Complete
Mirror Magic by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Bella finds herelf trapped in an on going loop of fairy tales. Will her prince break the spell, or will he stay oblivious? When she realizes that she's the only one who sees what's going on, will she be able to notify Edward in time to save her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,141 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 31 - Published: 11/18/2007
Skin As White As Snow by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Some day, not to far from now, Snow White will find her prince and he will break the spell that she does not yet harbour. EdwardBella fluff ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
Adorable by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
It's Halloween and Edward and Bella both think that the other looks adorable in their costume. However, when it comes to opinions on their own costumes, they couldn't be more embarrased. EdwardBella ficlet.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 811 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
The Love Lair by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Alice decides to turn the Cullen house into a haunted mansion for Halloween, Esme and Carlisle end up in costume, Emmett gets a new pet, and Rosalie is stuck running errands for Alice all day and then there's Edward. What is with him and candle wax? EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Sadistic Mutilation by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Sawing noises filled his ears, the obvious sound of a blade against skin, slashing, hacking. Oh yes, he knew just by the squishy grinding noise that the lacerations would be deep. He only hoped that Bella wouldn't slip up and penetrate her own skin... EB.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 523 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
She's Not That Girl by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Edward muses over the fact that even though he is that boy, the one who is willing to lay out his passion for Bella and proclaim it at a wedding ceremony, she simply isn't that girl. Based on the song I'm Not That Girl from Wicked. EdwardBella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Complete
Muse by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Post Eclipse] She was his beloved, his angel, his Juliet, but firstly his muse. He couldn't operate properly when she was away and even when he was deprived of her presence, she lingered in his thoughts. She was his muse, and so much more. EB oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Complete
The New Girl In Town by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
On her first day at Forks High, many members of the student body have varying views on Bella, but the strongest comes from none other than Edward Cullen. After biology class, how does he feel about the new girl in town? Based on the Hairspray song.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Complete
Without Love by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Post Eclipse] Bella and Edward haven’t been able to see much of each other ever since they announced their engagment to Charlie. When Alice notices just how upset Edward is, she decides to put an end to his sorrow. Based on Without Love from Hairspray.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
I Can Hear The Bells by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Post Eclipse] Bella gets into a conversation with Alice that makes her mind change for the better on being Edward's fiancé. When he gets back, how will he react to Bella's new found joy? Based on I Can Hear The Bells from Hairspray. EdwardBella oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
It Takes Two by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
[Takes place during Eclipse] Edward reflects on his relationship with Bella and how he wished she would let him do more for her. With Alice's help, he discovers that not all is lost in affection department.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2007 - Complete
Clothes Off! by ohxmyxria reviews
/TwoShot/ Edward just wanted to spend an innocent day with Bella in the meadow. But what happens when Bella falls asleep in her clothes? Poor Edward is left to help her out of her jeans. But a hilarious misunderstanding occurs! Rated for Safety.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Something There by Aspen-SiredBySpike reviews
Bella gives Jessica some much wanted information about the night Edward saved her in Port Angeles. Meanwhile, on the way to Goat Rock, Edward finds himself telling his brother's and sister's the same thing. EdwardBella one shot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,762 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Complete
The Tainted and the Innocent by Wildly Obsessed reviews
Fleeting or forever, his hope is that she will be with him always and his fear is that she will want to do just that. Enter the mind of Edward Cullen: tortured, over contemplative, and surprisingly human. Between the time of Twilight & New moon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,921 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Complete
The Torturing of Jasper by angelofmusicxo reviews
Jasper goes through more than you'd think! He catches Edward and Bella in an... awkward moment...haha! originally a oneshot but I love Jazzy too much to keep it at that! REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/29/2007 - Published: 5/25/2007
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Guilt Ridden and Love Lost reviews
They both lost their loves, now will they find it again in each other? Sequel to The Thief. OCxOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,926 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 6/19/2008
Weirder Than Fiction reviews
Just some silly stories of life in Forks. REVIEW please!
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008
Finding the Light in the Black reviews
It's haunted her for many years. Now she's finally going to find out what it is. But is she ready for what will happen next?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,859 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/15/2008 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Role Reversal: It Should Have Been Him reviews
I saw the Goblet of Fire because of Robert Pattinson and he died so I'm sad. So I created a world where Cedric is alive and lexy as ever. Don't kill me, HP fans. I know this is crap and unrealistic. Don't read if you don't like. YAY TWiLiGHT! oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Cedric D., Harry P. - Complete
Situational Testing for the Human Empath reviews
IDK what is up with my title. I'm challenging myself to write better, or see how well I can write. Please give me ideas to write! Full instructions inside. Don't forget to review and tell me what you think! This is you chance to read what you wanna read!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 9/28/2008
The Truth Behind The Stories reviews
Stephenie Meyer gave us the edited version. So what really happened in Twilight? TOLD STRAIGHT FROM THE KEYBOARDS OF THE INSANE EMOS KNOWN AS Obsessed.with.writing and emoTWiLiGHT! Caution: You will have the urge to send us to the crazy house!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008
I'll Always Be reviews
Re-uploaded. My first Twilight fanfic. A songfic for Right Here by Hawk Nelson. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/8/2008 - Jacob - Complete
A Shocking Couple reviews
Yeah, I think I'm being so clever with the title. Right... Tell me if you guess who the fic was about from the title, please Set after Breaking Dawn, possible slight spoilers but nothing important I don't think. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Kate, Garrett - Complete
My Little Decoy reviews
Crappy crappy title. Songfic for Decoy by paramore. Maybe it's a bit mean, but it would have worked out way better this way... BxE duh
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
Be the One I Adore, Be the One I'm Looking For reviews
Songfic for Adore by paramore. Funny how that rhymes. .. Just a show of Bella's love for Edward. ExB duh. Fluffish.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Moment reviews
My version of the Breaking Dawn snippet from the special edition Eclipse poster. One-shot! You can tell what happens, but no lemons. Sorry the title sucks. Lol. I like fluff. ExB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,048 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Thief reviews
Story motto: 'Heart On My Sleeve, Take It If You Please.' --- "As we were walking, I noticed several things about him..." What happens when a new vampire comes to Forks? Will Edward believe Bella? Will she fall in love? What will happen next? REVIEW!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 33,477 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 4/14/2008 - Complete
The Day I Found It Won't Be The Same reviews
Long songfic for "Slipped Away" by Avril Lavigne. Crappy summary. Great story. Ask me how I got the idea and I'll tell you! T just in case... cause idk!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,723 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/31/2008 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Complete
Never Let You Fall reviews
Songfic for the song 'Your Guardian Angel' by the Red Jumpsuit Apparatus. Thanks to Sk8rChick2355 for the suggestion/request. A cute fic about a song perfect for Bella and Edward. FLUFF warning!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Complete
No More Coming Back reviews
One-shot ? for the song 'Division' by Aly and AJ. What if Bella felt this way about Edward? ... Would he do anything to change it? Or should I just leave the story as it is, because that's how I originally planned it and I have writer's block? lol. Review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,313 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/27/2008
Moonlight reviews
Takes place in Twilight. What happens if Edward wasn't there to save Bella from Tyler's van? for michael buble's lover's contest. JxB... sorry Edward! I still love you!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,725 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
No Regrets reviews
Submission for Michael Buble's Lover's Twilight contest! JxB! Please review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Complete
My Apology Pales reviews
Second Twilight fic! Songfic for "One Thousand Apologies" by Demon Hunter. One-shot!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Complete