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Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Star Wars, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Outsiders, Hannah Montana, Fruits Basket, Inheritance Cycle, Star Wars, and x-men.
*Also important!* I love it when people review, really, I do, but "This is great, update soon!" and "This is complete and utter shit, but not as shitty as the person who thought of it" are not reviews; they are, in fact, my friends, opinion. I don't mind the good opinions, but a review (aka, constructive criticism) is also nice. Example: "This could be improved, but this is good" is a review. Don't give me bad opinions (aka flames) because if you don't like it, the WHY IN THE WORLD DID YOU READ IT? Seriously, people, if you can't read past one paragraph, don't push yourself through the whole damn story just to say it was bad. Stories are completely, and 100 percent subjective. I understand that people don't like my stories, but you are not accomplishing anything by telling me it sucks, you're just wasting your time. Furthermore, flames aren't helping me improve as a writer. I may not be publishing these stories on fanfiction, but I would like to publish a book one day in the future. Please don't flame, you're just wasting your time by reading something you don't like, and you aren't accomplishing anything. At all. I would much prefer constructive criticism. I'm not against good opinions, not by a long shot, and I'm not saying I'm not guilty of that, either. But I'm going to try my best now to review the stories I read with a "This needs improvement, but I like/love this". Thank you for your time*
Stories that are on hold until further notice:
Age: I'm not saying because it's a pain in the ass to constantly change it every year. So, my brithday is 11/17/1993. Do the math, it's not that hard.
Grade: Again, too lazy to change it every year, so just ask me if you're that curious.
I like Harry Potter, Winx Club, Avatar (both the movie [with the blue people] and the animated show) and many more.
Quotes: "Bring it on, bitch!" Yusuke to Hiei, Yu Yu Hakusho
"Hot!" Hiei being... well, not very smart. Yu Yu Hakusho. (It's a lot funnier in context, I swear)
food: I'll eat anything except spinach and beets, but I especially love asian food.
Movie: I like pretty much any movie I see, but since I just saw it, I'll say Sherlock Holmes (that was an amazing movie!) as well as Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and Star Wars. But I definitely HATE the movie Eragon. The book was way better, so don't even bother with the movie.
Music: My top three: Green Day at number one, Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne tie at number two, and Beatles at number three.
Fave shows: Naruto, Death Note, umm... Fullmetal Alchemist... ummmm... yeah. Yu Yu Hakusho can be added. Ouran High School Host Club will also be added.
Fave manga: Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Fruits Basket
Fave books (like, you know, chapter books WITHOUT pictures): The Inheritance Cycle (the whole series), Harry Potter (all), umm, can't think of anything else. I'll add the Darkest Powers and Darkness Rising series, too.
A bit about me. I. Am. A. Grammar. Nazi. If you want to be my friend or if you want me to read your stories, I will, but be prepared for me to shove all of my knowledge about grammar down your throat. I realize I do not know everything, but since my time with Mr. LaDuke (my 11th grade English teacher) I've learned a shit load. And. I. Am. Prepared. To. shove. It. Down. Your. Throat. Deal with it. Keep in mind if you ask me to read something of yours, I'm going for an English major. I take grammar and stuff very seriously. Yes, I make mistakes sometimes, we all do, but I want to improve.
I love Naruto Abridged. Here's a little something to get you Naruto lovers into it:
Gaara: I am Gaara...OF THE FUNK!
random music!: UM CHA UM CHA UM CHA GAARA OF THE FUNK!
Naruto: does that happen every time his name is said?
Kankuro: Sadly, yes.
Naruto: HAH! We finally found you Gaara of the-
Temari: NO! Nobody's in the mood right now!
randome music!: UM CHA UMCHA UMCHA NARRRRRRUUUUTO'S A DOUCHE!
Naruto: WHAT THE-!
Mr Expendable (AKA: YASHAMARU): You wanna be friends?
Gaara: Of the funk?
Mr Expendable: Yeah Gaara! Friends...OF THE FUNK.
Randome music: UM CHA UM CHA UM CHA FRIIIIENDS OF THE FUNK!!
End-ish of flashback!
Naru: Aww! So you finally found a friend-
Gaara: SHU UP! Im not done yet!
Mr. Expendable: Gaara's awesome! Id never do anything to hurt him! He's my best friend!
randome voice: GAARA SUCKS!
Mr.E: You're right! I should kill him!
Kankuro: MR EXPENDABLE!
Hokage: GOD! THIS IS GETTING US NOWHERE! FINE! Ill just take your soul hands!
Orochimaru: Soul have hands?
Oro: NOOO! Now alone time is useless!
-When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how the fuck you did it.
-Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile. Threaten? Hah, I don't threaten, I hurt. If you can hurt an inanimate object...
If you have ever considered going to the dark side since they have cookies, copy this onto your profile. considered? I'm already there. AND ploting the downfall of the Star Wars universe. Cross me and you're next.
So, this one time in Spanish class we had a mini project were we had to make a monster (although mine was rather humanoid) and the one pair based their design off of a Mountain Dew bottle (the have this weird, no, creepy obsesion with Mountain Dew, but whatever, who am I to judge? I read manga in pretty much every class, anyways...). So they named their monster Mountaindewme. Well, now is were the quotes come in (they will be wmdl [weird mountain dew lovers])
wmdl 1: okay, so our monster is called mountaindewme.
wmdl 2: you have to say it really sowly: mount and dew me.
Haha, that's what he/she said (I honestly can't tell the diff).
QUOTES TO LIVE BY
1.) Do not use an axe to kill a fly on your friends' head.
2.) Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
3.) I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
4.) Guns don't kill people. I do.
5.) Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS
6.) Assassinations is just an extreme form of censorship.
7.) I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet
9.) Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
10.) I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . Tomorrow
11.) You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.
12.) Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous: you suck.
13.) Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.
15.) I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
16.) I'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in background: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Don't look at me like that...
17.) Someday my prince will come he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.
Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.
Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
Sometimes I wonder why the Frisbee is getting bigger... and then it hits me.
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