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Joined 01-04-07, id: 1188825
Author has written 7 stories for Twilight.

Hi! I'm Samantha, or Sam, or whatever you choose to call me. =) Umm, let's see... I think Stephenie Meyer should rule the world, or Carlisle Cullen (haha, inside joke), or little furry dogs, or rabid vampire squirrels!!! XP

I met Stephenie at the Austin Book Signing, so I have been Stephenied! Whee! And she's just as awesome in person... XD


Books: Twilight & New Moon and, so far, the first chapter of Eclipse, Maximum Ride I and II (third one's coming out in... May?), Uglies Trilogy, Pride & Prejudice, Sense & Sensibility, All-American Girl, most of the Harry Potter books, Prom Nights from Hell, and a lot more that I can't think of.

Music/Bands: I have a lot, but my very favorites are Muse, some good Linkin Park, Rascal Flatts, All-American Rejects, Coldplay, Blink 182, The Fray, and others. Mostly rock, but pretty much anything, unless it's really bad- duh! Interesting classical music is okay, too. XD

Movies: I like pretty much anything, unless it's cheesy sci-fi. I don't like really sappy movies either. Sap is awesome, but some movies WAY overdose on it. Come on, you know what I'm talking about. Hmm...I recently watched Tristan + Isolde, and it was okay... Henry Cavill!!! XD My fave movie by Disney is the FIRST version of 101 Dalmatians. Disney remakes way too many movies these days.

Character: EDWARD CULLEN... isn't he everyone's favorite character? No? I usually don't really like Jacob/Bella relationships because they don't seem right to me. But I do love Jacob!

I assume if you're visiting my profile you're a Twilight fan. But for all you Max Ride lovers, Fang's awesome. Isn't he? -shmile-

Dislikes: Annoying werewolves -cough Jacob cough- (nah, I'm kidding, they're okay. XD), people at book signings who ask a question which has been answered a thousand times on a fan website (a.k.a. the Lexicon/SM's web site. People: the answer to why Jane and Aro don't affect Bella is IN THERE!!!), the thousands of Twilight fanfics where Edward leaves and Bella gets turned (come on, you've seen them; they're on every page!), people who don't beta-read their stories, people who break up Edward and Bella (come on; you know they're meant to be, why destroy paradise?), and people who spell Stephenie's name wrong. It's S-T-E-P-H-E-N-I-E. Okay, my rant's over. XD

I'd love reviews, but please don't flame me. You can always give me constructive criticism. If you want to tell me that my story's awful, please explain why. Also, I try to respond to most reviews, but please understand that if I don't get to yours, I'm either too busy, or really tired. Thanks! (side note: unless it's an important question, I generally don't respond to anonymous reviews. I read and very much appreciate them, but unless you leave a signed review, there's a high chance I won't get back to you.)

If you want to contact me, you can always PM or email me. I'm almost always available, even to some insane requests. XP

Disclaimer: Does anyone realize how dumb this thing is? I'm on fanfiction because I like writing about OTHER people's stuff, so please don't sue me, authors! Starting now, disclaimer's in my profile so I don't have to type this dumb thing into each luverly chapter. -nods- That's right. : )

Wow, you made it all the way through... or you just skipped to the end. Either way, enjoy, folks!

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A Little Person Called God by nyanja14 reviews
God loved the birds and invented trees. Man loved the birds and invented cages. Sequel to A Little Place Called Home. Max's and Fang's POV. Faxness. Rated T for Language and Dark Themes. DISCONTINUED
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 52,014 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007 - Max, Fang - Complete
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4272 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
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AIM with the Cullens part 30? reviews
Not ACTUAL AIM, sorry... AN about what happened, and short oneshot. actually based on personal experience- AIM is way too addicting... as the Cullens have found out! Enjoy... reviews are nice! :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Complete
Breaking reviews
When Edward goes to pick Bella up from Phoenix in Twilight, what are his thoughts? And what happens when he finds out James bit her?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,161 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 6/26/2007 - Published: 4/6/2007 - Complete
Emmett's mission reviews
Why is Emmett going to Baxter's Plastic Surgery? If you read my AIM story, you should know... enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 900 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Complete
Forgiveness reviews
Nearly everyone in the Cullen family thought Rosalie hated Bella. Now, it's time for Emmett to learn the true reason of her aversion to this average human girl.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Complete
The reason we exist reviews
What happened during Jacob's first transformation into a werewolf? What did Sam really show Jacob that led him to be cautious around Bella?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Complete
The horrors of a PE test reviews
Bella Swan and volleyball don't make a good mix. So what happens when you have the two of them, Edward, and a PE test?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
A Change reviews
Carlisle Cullen faces many dilemmas. So, one day, at a Chicago hospital, when Carlisle becomes attatched a patient, will he choose to resolve one of his dilemmas?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete